Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;1974237] Lack of Spanish didn't stop me from poking my head in strange places and getting all the poon I could handle. However, what you are looking for you will find more abundant and much easier in Berlin. Colombians, on the other hand, seem to be challenged by the BBBJ.[/QUOTE]Colombians who speak English, you meant.
Learn some Spanish, and you will be able to poke your head in more interesting places (read our reports to learn where). In the meanwhile, you can keep yourself entertained in Berlin (thanks for the good hint) or in your room typing with one hand (this entertains us too).

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1974534]What is with that guy? He tried checking me in the Santo Domingo thread the other day. Going to say that since I am able to post on various subject matter then what I say is not believable. That shit went clear over my head.[/QUOTE]We are here to learn, to teach, to chitchat, and also to get amused by some strange characters. Trolls can be ignored, but also can be used to have some fun.

[QUOTE=Turgid;1974921]Decided to check out New Life today. Still the leader in terms of quantity. Was presented with close to 30 chicas. Had a great time. Price has gone up as follows:

15 minutes = 40 K.

30 minutes = 50 K.

45 minutes = 65 K.

1 hour = 80 K.[/QUOTE]30 chicas! When the count gets 10 or more I always will forget the names of my top picks. How many times did I need another round of meeting the chicas and don't you know it, yes I forget again.

But 30 chicas, wow I would just pick the next one up.

TTM.

[QUOTE=Judd;1974625]Hola Dudes,

I've heard that one before. I was never able to get over the fact that I got a Cee in Creative Writing at the local JC. As a result, I've tried to liven up some of my posts in an effort to provide some comic relief for those stuck Stateside jerkin off to the latest Gianna Michaels video. Sometimes it gets a little mundane to read page after page dissecting how to properly say in Spanish "arch your back". It could be worse. I could take out my frustration by going "Prose" on ya'll since I failed miserably in my poetry class.

Speaking of mundane, here's some useless tips on riding the Metro. The Metro is a great inexpensive way to get around the city, and will usually put you within a five minute walk to all the restaurants, cafes, and bars of a given Barrio. Within the past couple of months, they have gone to using only credit card type tokens. When buying a card, looks like they max out at ten rides per card. The Poblado station seems to always have about a 10 to 20 minute wait in the line to purchase a card. Try to buy a card at some of the less busy stations such as Exposiciones, Alpujarra, or Hospital. Each ride is 2. 15 k. On the last ride, you'll be required to drop the card in the slot in order to proceed thru the turnstile. Try to avoid using the line going towards Niguia from around 5 to 7 in the PM. Super crowded, and often times, it will take two or three metros just to fight your way in. On a positive note, being crammed in like sardines is a good way to grab all the ass you want, or dicks, if that's what your into. Finally, make sure you put on your sad dreary face, and you'll fit right in.

Late,

Judd.[/QUOTE]No kidding about 5-7 PM towards Niquia and the squeeze is on. I rode that time period a few times out of necessity and unbelievably crowded.

TTM.

[QUOTE=BlackPage;1974929]Colombians who speak English, you meant.[/QUOTE]No I don't think so, he was dead serious about being challenged in getting a BBBJ.

A simple solution for the non-Spanish speakers is to carry a piece of paper that says, "Chupa me sin condon" that can be shown to the girls.

Just four simple words written on a piece of paper.

[QUOTE=BlackPage;1974929]Colombians who speak English, you meant.
Learn some Spanish, and you will be able to poke your head in more interesting places (read our reports to learn where). In the meanwhile, you can keep yourself entertained in Berlin (thanks for the good hint) or in your room typing with one hand (this entertains us too).

We are here to learn, to teach, to chitchat, and also to get amused by some strange characters. Trolls can be ignored, but also can be used to have some fun.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure what your point is about "trolls", but I just posted a series of trip reports from Thailand. You should check them out. People keep making a big fuss over the photo of the Laotian girl I pulled in my room for a mere 800 baht.

If you look through my post history, you might also come across my trip reports from Berlin and Medellin in the past year, including names, places, and prices That said, when was the last time you actually posted a real trip report in the past year? You just wrote "read our reports to learn where", but sorting through your post history, I've haven't been able to find any actual trip reports that you have ever done. "Our reports"? As in the ones the other board members and I have posted? So, could you possibly post an actual, detailed trip report for us to learn from? Otherwise, you are just digging yourself in deeper with annoying comments like " in your room typing with one hand". I'm not sure what is supposed to be wrong with typing a trip report in my own room. But, I hope you are aren't typing your reports at work.

And for the record, the two trip reports I wrote on 12/2/16 were in the lobby of the Smart Suites on Sukhumvit Soi 11 in Bangkok, and the 12/07/16 post was typed from my room at Hotel Max on Soi Post Office in Pattaya. Going further back further, the two Medellin trip reports I posted from 4/14/16 were done on the PC in the lobby of the Hotel Plaza 70, on "La Setenta". Now, maybe you could do something to establish some credibility with this forum and actually give us trip report of some recent mongering adventure. You can type it from anywhere you want, with as many hands you have free to use.

[QUOTE=Jonesie;1956714]Thanks for coming. It was a blast. Head count came to 166.92 chicas, 74 gringos. This was my first party in Medellin, so I got stupid with the booze and bought a bunch of top shelf liquor that nobody gave a shit about. I almost shit when I saw one of the maids pouring a bunch of rum and cokes with the Zacapa XO. If the party made any money at all, it was plus or minus 100 k pesos. Which is exactly what we were going for.

I'll be honest though, at about 9:45, I was looking at 50 guys and about 6 girls and started to get a little worried. Boyd explained the dynamic and told me to chill. Towards the end, as the guys were leaving with girls, more girls were showing up, but the guys attending had leveled off. I ended up paying for a few taxis for drunk, dateless chicas to go home. Some guys are talking about doing a super bowl party, and I think I'm game. We'll see.[/QUOTE]I'll be there for super bowl. Can I get an invite?

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[QUOTE=Vip6682;1974982][URL]http://www.surrogatefinder.com/Photo/surrogates_2e1bb9284ef8b887cee756cf99b97166.jpg[/URL][/QUOTE]Yep, Colombian, American, European, whatever.

There's not just one look, man.

They come in all shapes, sizes and color.

[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;1974952]I'm not sure what your point is about "trolls", but I just posted a series of trip reports from Thailand. You should check them out. People keep making a big fuss over the photo of the Laotian girl I pulled in my room for a mere 800 baht.

If you look through my post history, you might also come across my trip reports from Berlin and Medellin in the past year, including names, places, and prices That said, when was the last time you actually posted a real trip report in the past year? You just wrote "read our reports to learn where", but sorting through your post history, I've haven't been able to find any actual trip reports that you have ever done. "Our reports"? As in the ones the other board members and I have posted? So, could you possibly post an actual, detailed trip report for us to learn from? Otherwise, you are just digging yourself in deeper with annoying comments like " in your room typing with one hand". I'm not sure what is supposed to be wrong with typing a trip report in my own room. But, I hope you are aren't typing your reports at work.

And for the record, the two trip reports I wrote on 12/2/16 were in the lobby of the Smart Suites on Sukhumvit Soi 11 in Bangkok, and the 12/07/16 post was typed from my room at Hotel Max on Soi Post Office in Pattaya. Going further back further, the two Medellin trip reports I posted from 4/14/16 were done on the PC in the lobby of the Hotel Plaza 70, on "La Setenta". Now, maybe you could do something to establish some credibility with this forum and actually give us trip report of some recent mongering adventure. You can type it from anywhere you want, with as many hands you have free to use.[/QUOTE]I'm interested to know, where do you prefer, Colombia or Thailand? I've been to both places and I honestly cannot decide which is better.

[QUOTE=Turgid;1975135]I'm interested to know, where do you prefer, Colombia or Thailand? I've been to both places and I honestly cannot decide which is better.[/QUOTE]There's so many differences between the two places. I've always had a blast in BKK staying at the Nana Hotel and pulling girls off the street all hours of the day and night. However, given the distance I only go there when I'm in Asia visiting other countries. If Thailand was the same distance from where I live in the US as to Medellin I would go there more often. Also, the weather can be very hot and sticky. I have never felt threatened in Thailand however I have in Medellin, especially in El Centro. As far as food goes, well you can't beat the food in Thailand. As far as the women, not as pretty as the Colombians but some are very exotic and give good "smoke" which is the only word I know in Thai!

[QUOTE=Turgid;1975135]I'm interested to know, where do you prefer, Colombia or Thailand? I've been to both places and I honestly cannot decide which is better.[/QUOTE]It depends on which category of better you are going for. To me the best looking women in the world are Colombian. I just got off the plane from Santa Marta to Bogota and could not stop looking at this girl that was sitting next to me (Here is the back of her.) She was a dead ringer for Alicia Keys. If your idea of better is fun or food then Thailand would be your place.

[QUOTE=KainNYC;1974979]I'll be there for super bowl. Can I get an invite?[/QUOTE]Fair enough.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1975164]It depends on which category of better you are going for. To me the best looking women in the world are Colombian. I just got off the plane from Santa Marta to Bogota and could not stop looking at this girl that was sitting next to me (Here is the back of her.) She was a dead ringer for Alicia Keys. If your idea of better is fun or food then Thailand would be your place.[/QUOTE]I certainly second that. I am just back from Cartagena, and in no other country one can find such a number of hotties with fantastic shape, profound sweet eyes, etc. Etc. Etc. No need to elaborate further on something we all know.

Said that, still during all my week in CTG I was feeling nostalgia for Batam, Indonesia. Call me stupid for that. Flat asses? Primitive sex technique? Yes and yes. But where else in the world, if not in SEA countries, a normal Western man can feel The King of The Reign?

I am a normal decent looking man, and in Batam I often met girls who accepted to bring a friend to sleep with me just to not miss the opportunity to stay with me. Fantastic nights hugging my two girlfriends at the sides. Power of money? Yes and no. Some simply work for money (plain P4P), some asks financial help to solve problems, most ones simply expect to receive something the morning after, very few do not ask and do not expect to receive. Certainly, none of my girls in Batam (except plain WGs) ever expressed the dry concept "Yo covro 200 por una hora", which is the first thing we hear at Reloy from independent girls.

P.S.: In CTG, I had 1 or 2 girls every night, I paid from 150 (she asked 80 por un rato, but she is a special girl with a 6m baby at home and she was really good with me) to 200 for 1 shot, to 300 for all the night, or 200+200 for all the night to two girls. I was happy, yes, but still Batam in my mind.

I just returned from a four day stay in Medellin. After a couple of disappointing experiences with free lancer pick-ups from Parque Lleras, I decided to hit up Eneregy Spa, which has been my go to place on previous visits. Interjection here to say that I know there are less expensive options available. The reason I prefer Energy is that my visits to Medellin are on business so I'm tied up during the day. Unlike the cheaper casas that close at 5 or 6 pm, Energy is open until 9:30, and I like the more upscale atmosphere. Plus, for me $140 k for an hour is still a bargain. As usual the line-up was good. 9 chicas all of which were at least 8's and a few 9's. I chose Julieta, a tall thin but curvy Morena with beautiful curly hair. I was immediately hard when is saw her figure and sexy smile.

I won't go into all the juicy details except to say that she delivered awesome GFE service. I didn't ask for anal, as that isn't my thing, but nice BBBJ (first time I've gotten a non-covers BJ at Energy) and incredible FS in multiple positions. She was really into the session, particularly after I coaxed an O out of her via DATY (please spare me the lecture about going down on a casa chica; it's not my norm but may have been what earned me the BBBJ) She was practically screaming during the heat of the FS and we came almost in unison. After she cleaned me up she snuggled up against me and played with my cock while we chatted. When I noticed time was about up I headed to the shower and to my surprise she asked whether she could join me. In the shower she helped me wash up and when she noted that I was hard again she gave me a HJ until I came again. Totally unexpected!

Unfortunately it was my last night in town; otherwise I would have been back to repeat wth her the next night. Good news is that I plan to visit again soon. If she is still around I'll try for an overnight outcall.

[QUOTE=Turgid;1975135]I'm interested to know, where do you prefer, Colombia or Thailand? I've been to both places and I honestly cannot decide which is better.[/QUOTE]My take:

Colombia 2.

Thailand 3.

Brazil 1 (get out, away from the tourist area and Brazil wins the Gold medal) IMO.