Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1984959]Incorrect. It is against the rules to discuss procurement or partaking. It is not against the rules to warn someone to beware. The same as there is an entire thread on how to spot a ladyboy. It does not discuss how to go about getting them or what posters have done with them.[/QUOTE]"Please do not post any messages anywhere on this site that refers to any person (s) under the age of 18 years. Any person violating this policy will banned immediately. ".

This is right from the posting guidelines of ISG and is worded completely different than what you just said.

Police in Pattaya do have several roadblocks and they do stop mostly foreigners regardless of color and age. They issue tickets for no reason. Matter of fact there are some foreigners among them and they are also part of the scam. If you don't want to spend your time in the police station to pay the fine and try to recover your documents, avoid renting vehicles in Pattaya. Fines are about 400 bath. Not a big deal but waiting to recover your documents is a nuisance.

My story, in two days I received two tickets. One for they did not like my AAA International license, even it was all current and legitimate with the right endorsements and second one was for stoping for few seconds at a no parking zone. For both tickets, I had to wait around 2 hours each times.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;1985151]I noticed that there are quite a few massage shops that are open during daytime on Second Road between Central Festival and Central Pattaya Road, on the beach side of Second Road. They have girls hanging outside, some of whom are pretty. They have suggestive names such as Joy Massage or Charming Massage. One of them, Top House Massage, also offers rooms for rent, which suspiciously sounds like a short-time motel.

I assume these are originally legit places, but this being Pattaya, I cannot think that rules against the masseuse giving a "special" to her customer for a thousand Baht would be stringently enforced. If so, this would be a good alternative during mid-day to the bars on Soi 6 and to the dedicated boom-boom places on Soi Honey such as Paradise Massage and Up To You Massage, both of which I have already sampled and reviewed.

Does anybody have any experience with these ostensibly legit massage places that may (or may not) offer extras during daytime?[/QUOTE]Second try to upload reply.

Yes, I have tried most of those shops between central festival and central road. And they do offer extras, but as far as I remember, the separate massage rooms that are very small. (Mostly a massagebench squeezed into a tiny room).

I have also had several takeouts of girls from different massage shops at closing time (normally around midnight / 01 am). The benefits of this is, No Barfine, no ladydrinks, a sober girl, and no earlier ST customers that day. What's included is negotiated with the lady you getting massage from.

My ST rates with these ladies have been between 1000 and 2000 bath.

Note that as these massage places are not massage houses like Rasputin / Honey massage / other, the success to take out a girl, is depending on your behavior, and liking of the girl (being sober, smell good, and being nice is a good start).

If you want to drink a little, and still be able to score in a massage shop, even in daytime, head down to Soi honey, from second road. The massage places there offer full sex on location. Sometimes with just a thin curtain between your floor mattress, and the customer on the next mattress, next to you.

This is not for everybody, as you can hear every little moaning and every sound, just on the other side of the silk thin curtain. As well as they can hear you.

For a regular good massage (no extras) , head to the shops close to the dolphin circulation point, on second road.

Good luck, JD.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;1985168]"Please do not post any messages anywhere on this site that refers to any person (s) under the age of 18 years. Any person violating this policy will banned immediately. ".

This is right from the posting guidelines of ISG and is worded completely different than what you just said.[/QUOTE]You are telling part of the story. The title of that rule says: [B]No Discussion of Sex with Minors:[/B] as I properly stated. The article that I posted does not discuss that, but discusses a bar being busted for offering that. There are other articles throughout ISG (David33 in Peru and Colombia Jake who killed himself in prison the other day) about members being busted for offering minors. Again, these articles and discussions are not a violation.

I also stated that there is a thread on spotting ladyboys although there is a rule:

No Discussion about Homosexuals, Transvestites, Transsexuals or She-Males:

A reasonable mind can discern that the rules are meant to cover reports where a person talks about procurement or sexual acts and not about the posting of a news article warning other readers to beware.

If I posted a report saying to watch out for the ladyboys on Beach Road; they will asault you and try to rob you this would obviously not be a violation of the rules. If I posted a report of acts that a friend had done with one then that would be a violation of the rules.

[QUOTE=OldNewGuy;1984554]Same story here. I normally don't drink but can do without the hassle of the police checks, by now I know where they stand. On leaving W. S. Drive up on the side street (saisong 16) and avoid major crossings. To get on the darkside avoid driving north by the railroad, they do checks there and on the Suk. 53 crossing. Better drive up central to Suk south, if on a bike there is a "special" U-turn that you can make after 200 m, just look other bikers doing the same. Time ago they had big stops on Suk going south by the police station with pitiful tourist police doing the screening on foreigners for them, however that would be a day-only money rising operation. I'm so glad I didn't took a S. T room with the crazy girl mentioned before either![/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip. I like you know if not all the check points in Pattaya especially in town. These days it seems they are already tired on sitting under the tents doing nothing. Since returning it looks like majority are abandon? I usually do not take the main routes but small Soi's to get to Sukhumvit. But the last few times I was caught off guard they were set up in these small and dark Soi's. One of my regular routes going home is usually through the Love Inn, Soi towards Soi Batman. I got caught off guard one night there too. The night before New Year Eve, I got all the way to Sukhumvit cut towards the opening right before the big police station and they were all set up pulling people over. I usually cut into the small Soi, runs through to the railroad tracks Soi Khao Noi, got stop there too.

The opening you refer to seems to be close during the evening now. I've used it during the day but it isn't open all the time.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;1985168]"Please do not post any messages anywhere on this site that refers to any person (s) under the age of 18 years. Any person violating this policy will banned immediately. ".
This is right from the posting guidelines of ISG and is worded completely different than what you just said.[/QUOTE]Mod in training? Drop it. You have been told already what is what, no need to further quibble.

[QUOTE=Mbsl65;1985170]Police in Pattaya do have several roadblocks and they do stop mostly foreigners regardless of color and age. They issue tickets for no reason. Matter of fact there are some foreigners among them and they are also part of the scam. If you don't want to spend your time in the police station to pay the fine and try to recover your documents, avoid renting vehicles in Pattaya. Fines are about 400 bath. Not a big deal but waiting to recover your documents is a nuisance. My story, in two days I received two tickets. One for they did not like my AAA International license, even it was all current and legitimate with the right endorsements and second one was for stoping for few seconds at a no parking zone. For both tickets, I had to wait around 2 hours each times.[/QUOTE]So it is getting worse. At least in the past the tickets which I received were technically valid. BTW Thailand does not require an international DL as long the domestic one is in English. Yes there are some POS foreigners helping them just to keep their badge and feel important. In the past I had left an expired DL with them only to find that with an unpaid ticket one can't renew the yearly registration, meaning that I couldn't sell the bike. I had to pay up after all. LBM, I'm talking about the cut going north immediately after central, it is still open as I write. It just saves 5 minutes at night.

Enough for BS tickets talk, here's what I've found during this trip. Kinnaree has one stunner and an half, the rest is regular bar staffing. Remodeled Lucifer is almost OK, waiters are less pushy for drinks than before, girls appear to be less stuck up than at I-bar, which was and remain a place mostly for youngsters. I-disco is, I'd say mostly wasted time. If you're young and / or OK with spending, hit I-bar early for the 5% top FLs. However the usual disco BS keeps going, last night at 4 am a sexy girl told me that was willing to leave at 5. I said OK! would see her then, and just moved on, in hindsight I should have stuck to her fine ass for 50 mins, then walk out with any other lady with a big smile. I also visit Marine for kicks and the place is great for older guys, but the quality is poor as always, I was lucky to pull a cutie and sweet one the 1st night, but she thinks her services are metered 1 K a pop so I wouldn't know what to do even if I see her again.

How's Skyfall? Does anyone have a report from there? I've seen some of the ladies on YouTube and they look good.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;1985244]How's Skyfall? Does anyone have a report from there? I've seen some of the ladies on YouTube and they look good.[/QUOTE]Skyfall, I go into from time to time. They have nice girls standing outside. The rotate them from the inside when they aren't dancing. The setup is a large narrow room with stages. If you don't sit in the middle it is hard to see both lineup on the stages. Basically got to take your drink and move.

To me it is basically a smaller version of Sensation, not sure but I think the BF is 1500 drops after midnight. Not one of my favorites due to lack of nudity or none at all which is the majority of the time but they do have a nice lineup. The girls ask Bacarra prices so if that isn't your budget got to be patient.

Old New Guy.

When you talk about Central, are you referring to Pattaya Klang where FoodLand is located? At the top is block off right, you got to turn left and merge into Sukhumvit. The opening you refer to is that right where Soi Siam Country. Nam Chai. Otherside Index? If that is the spot it was close the other night and yesterday morning the cement cylinder was moved so one can barely get by?

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;1985259]When you talk about Central, are you referring to Pattaya Klang where FoodLand is located? At the top is block off right, you got to turn left and merge into Sukhumvit. The opening you refer to is that right where Soi Siam Country. Nam Chai. Otherside Index? If that is the spot it was close the other night and yesterday morning the cement cylinder was moved so one can barely get by?[/QUOTE]PM sent. After all that's illegal stuff LOL.

[QUOTE=BionicMan;1985071]The information on a "successful" bust is a good information preventing or warning board members to patronise a bar where CodeWord903 girls might be available.[/QUOTE]

The problem with such announcements is that while most people might take it as a warning, the perverts will read it as an invitation / advertisement to check out that particular bar, cluster of bars or general area.

IMHO, it would be best if that entire topic were entirely off-limits. If a girl appears questionable, either avoid altogether or ask for ID. That's all a careful punter needs to do, and now that Thai IDs have western dates on them, it's not hard. More specific warnings are entirely redundant.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;1985333]If a girl appears questionable, either avoid altogether or ask for ID.[/QUOTE]Can you understand those Thai ID cards? I can't. They dont even use our same calendar. Hell, I can't even tell if it says they are male or female on those IDs.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1985204]

A reasonable mind can discern that the rules are meant to cover reports where a person talks about procurement or sexual acts and not about the posting of a news article warning other readers to beware.

If I posted a report saying to watch out for the ladyboys on Beach Road; they will asault you and try to rob you this would obviously not be a violation of the rules. If I posted a report of acts that a friend had done with one then that would be a violation of the rules.[/QUOTE]Spot on! I think it was all clear to everybody.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;1985244]How's Skyfall? Does anyone have a report from there? I've seen some of the ladies on YouTube and they look good.[/QUOTE]My last visit was about a month ago. Imo average lineup most nights. I liken it to what's up. Decent girls but I fall asleep in those clubs since they aren't fun.

Don't let YouTube videos be a deciding factor on where to go. Many of the clubs with the best girls like baccara, Sensations, Fahrenheit don't have hot girls standing outside.