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In Mail-In Impeachment Vote, Senate Convicts Trump 8275 To 3
"Washington, D. C. —In a historic move, the USA Senate decided to switch to voting by mail for Trump's second impeachment trial. After all the votes were counted by an intern in a back room with no video camera using a specially made vote counting machine with a remote controlled WIFI connection, the Senate ruled to convict President Trump of incitement to violence by a vote of 8275 to 3.
"Our holy democracy has spoken," said Senator Chuck Schumer. "Do not ask any questions or you are a blasphemer against the sacred sacredness of our vote. Everyone can go home now!
A couple of troublemaking Senators attempted to overthrow the Constitution by bringing up the point that there are only 100 Senators, making it impossible to arrive at a tally of 8275 to 3, but they were quickly removed from the Senate Chambers and condemned for "attempting to suppress the votes of people of color. ".
The Senate then moved on to other business, passing universal healthcare by a margin of 320,000 to 4 . . . ".
Semisatire Babylon Bee.
Looks like more travel restrictions
In an effort to punish a very successful conservative Florida, 'this shit for brains Biden' is considering a interstate travel ban. So be prepared to be banned from travel to a bordering state to go to an airport or most likely international travel. This guy is a runaway train.
[URL]https://www.kusi.com/biden-considers-imposing-domestic-travel-restrictions-to-places-like-florida/[/URL]
Welcome to the United Communists of America.
Such ill-informed drone nonsense
[QUOTE=JustIncognito;2531544]Stop with your anti-science cultist bull. Trump is a seditionist traitor, a fraud and a cult leader.
The USA wouldn't have this mess if it wasn't for trump!
Thank God Biden is finally listening to science. There is no wealth without health.
As far as your communist nonsense. Name 1 Biden policy that is 'communist'. Can you even define communism? Was communism a concern of yours when trump kept taking the side of Putin? Or little Kim in North Korea-who your cult leader, the ku klux klown, djt fell in love with?
Sheesh! The nerve of a trumptard to invoke 'communism' as. A fewar and scare tactic after trump sided with putin even after putin interfered in the US elections, paid bounties to kill American soldiers, and just jailed his main opposition for no reason at all. Shame on you. Maybe learn a little science before you pop off about what Biden is doing.[/QUOTE]I never mentioned Trump, you did. You, like the rest of the worker ants you represent are Trump obsessed. The post was about the progressive lunatics' effort to take away the rights of the American people and that even includes you. Next time stay on topic if you want to add something of value for the board. Unfortunately, you chose your nonsensical Trump rant instead of actual reading the article and becoming slightly more educated about the motivations of the Biden administration. To quote the great Gandhi "I will never let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. " you are now blocked.
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Trump Now Most Acquitted President In History
USA —President Donald Trump made history once again today after being acquitted in his second Senate impeachment trial. He is now the most acquitted president in American history.
Donald Trump issued a statement regarding this incredible honor.
"I have been completely and totally cleared of all wrongdoing in this pathetic witch hunt sham impeachment trial," said Trump. "I am now the most acquitted president ever -- even more than Bill Clinton. No president has ever been acquitted more than I have. Will I get the credit? Probably not, because of the fake news media. I am looking forward to continuing our MAGA movement together for many more acquittals to come!
According to sources, Republican Senators cheered and high-fived each other, knowing they had just outsmarted all the Democrats into bestowing such an unprecedented badge of honor on the former president.
"Oh no! What have we done? Wailed Senator Amy Klobuchar, suddenly realizing the Senate had given Trump yet another impressive world record, making him the subject of trivia questions for the next two centuries.
According to sources, Clinton will be handing over his giant gold "most acquitted ever" trophy to Trump in Mar-a-Lago next week. . . "
Semi-Satire Babylon Bee.