Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Rick Rock; 1373251]Of course the reason over priced no touch (and now even no nudity) strip clubs exist in the US is that prostitution is illegal. Why else would someone drop hundreds of dollars to leave a place with blue balls? The strange thing is that there are Asian massage parlors in basically every city that has a strip club, so I never could figure out why guys don't just go to them instead.

You guys who want no touch strip clubs in Bangkok please stay in America. Seriously. It's bad enough already with some of the A Go Go's in Pattaya having lapdances and dancers who refuse to barfine. Don't make it worse than it is, I beg you![/QUOTE]Noone ever suggested a US style strip club in BKK. Some of us wish the best of both, that is all day long nude dancing, cheap nude lapdance, with all touching allowed, and no pressure to take out, local girls, and local services. I don't choose to go to the US, but when I have to go, I appreciate to have a place to hang on if I have a couple of hours free. I don't have to pay for what I am not interested in, but I can spend some time while watching nude girls, getting my battery recharged.

[QUOTE=Dreams;1373570]Noone ever suggested a US style strip club in BKK. Some of us wish the best of both, that is all day long nude dancing, cheap nude lapdance, with all touching allowed, and no pressure to take out, local girls, and local services. I don't choose to go to the US, but when I have to go, I appreciate to have a place to hang on if I have a couple of hours free. I don't have to pay for what I am not interested in, but I can spend some time while watching nude girls, getting my battery recharged.[/QUOTE]Sounds exactly like most agogo clubs in Soi Cowboy. Sure the girls will be available to come with you to your room, but one friendly "no" and a smile will stop them. Most of the visitors in agogo clubs go out alone again. For the price of a ladydrink (4 or 5 USD) you get her to sit with you for as long as her drink lasts. Touching is definitely allowed. And though they perhaps are not very much into a lapdance, their little hands will find the way to your shorts quickly.

[quote=dreams; 1373567]yes mithell brothers is a well known upscale club, but far too expensive for what you may get. at the best, a very clinical cbj, after the girl had put on her gloves. for a couple of hundreds. no, thanks.

there are other clubs, more seedy, in sf, which may be fun. you can spend a few hours, tip one dollar bill repeatdely, which gives you a 30 s window to grope what you can. that's fun to spend time between fucks. but to really have a good fs session, one needs to go elsewhere, mps or else.

other good strip clubs are in florida, tampa precisely. here you can get a bit more for less than in sf.

but at the end, i agree with the initial stements that us strip clubs are on the whole rip=off places. having said that, what else do you do if you are stuck in a mid west town and have some time free? i rather go to a strip club than to a rodeo.[/quote]i hate us strip clubs for the most part. its annoying when the same ugly girl asks you for a dance for the umpeenth time! about the only advantage is the girls tend to dance better than their issarn sisters

[QUOTE=Pahllus Maximus; 1373441]USA is a sex prison. Guns and killing everywhere, jack booted militarized police (and even armed PARKING INSPECTORS) but flash a bit of cock with consenting adults and go to jail with regular, organized stings to get statistics up. Gee how brave and fearless.

Asia, here I come[/QUOTE]I'm not sure if I'd call it a sex prison per se. It's not like its against the law to have sex with females in America (providing legal age of course) if I remember correctly LOL. The problem lies with the typical American girl is quite fat and unattractive. This being the Thailand thread, I'm sure most members aren't into having sex with fat pussy, however, if someone is one of those oddballs with a fat pig pussy fetish, than by all means, you'll be in heaven, with more pussy than you could ever handle on a given night.

Just completed a whirlwind weekend visit to BKK.

Almost don't understand why it needs a forum.

From the moment I left the airport till I returned, sex was on sale everywhere anytime of the day or night.

Stayed at Maxim's Inn on suhumvit (sp?) 7 as recommended by a few people here.

After walking down that lane there is no walk of shame, its nothing but wall to wall pussy for sale.

They didn't bat an I when I strolled in at 5am with 2 birds.

All the viagra and vitamin C you want for sale on every corner.

As a point of reference I paid 500baht for 2 boxes of Vitamin C 4 per box.

P4P or freebees what a place.

Variety? I had 1 viet. 1 Laos and 2 Thai in my 2 days there.

Not bad for a over the hill 57 year old fat fart.

Using the mychat app you will get hits constantly with some really nice photo's attached.

Nuf said, buy your ticket and go.

Nobody special

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano;1373607]It's not like its against the law to have sex with females in America (providing legal age of course) if I remember correctly LOL.[/QUOTE]Unless you pay the females to have sex with you. Then it is called prostitution and it is in most of the USA illegal.

Of course, giving your GF a pearl necklace (a real one) in the hope if being allowed to give her a pearl necklace (the fun version) , then it is OK.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht; 1373784]Unless you pay the females to have sex with you. Then it is called prostitution and it is in most of the USA illegal.

Of course, giving your GF a pearl necklace (a real one) in the hope if being allowed to give her a pearl necklace (the fun version) , then it is OK.[/QUOTE]If you are saying that US non p4p girls are really some of the biggest hookers in the world, I agree.

Stop talking about the US, this is a BKK room.

[QUOTE=Nobody Special;1373658]Just completed a whirlwind weekend visit to BKK. Almost don't understand why it needs a forum.Nobody special[/QUOTE]Matter of fact there is lots of people coming here and ask for details, directions, for escort agencies, for names, for phone nos.

Then of course they never report back. Fully agreeing with you, of course.

Just walk on lower Sukh and the biggest problem is who to chose.

[QUOTE=Nobody Special; 1373658]Just completed a whirlwind weekend visit to BKK.

Almost don't understand why it needs a forum.

From the moment I left the airport till I returned, sex was on sale everywhere anytime of the day or night.

Stayed at Maxim's Inn on suhumvit (sp?) 7 as recommended by a few people here.

After walking down that lane there is no walk of shame, its nothing but wall to wall pussy for sale.

They didn't bat an I when I strolled in at 5am with 2 birds.

All the viagra and vitamin C you want for sale on every corner.

As a point of reference I paid 500baht for 2 boxes of Vitamin C 4 per box.

P4P or freebees what a place.

Variety? I had 1 viet. 1 Laos and 2 Thai in my 2 days there.

Not bad for a over the hill 57 year old fat fart.

Using the mychat app you will get hits constantly with some really nice photo's attached.

Nuf said, buy your ticket and go.

Nobody special[/QUOTE]What? You are not going to ask us where the girls are?

HAHA.

Thanks for your common sense accurate report.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1373575]Sounds exactly like most agogo clubs in Soi Cowboy. Sure the girls will be available to come with you to your room, but one friendly "no" and a smile will stop them. Most of the visitors in agogo clubs go out alone again. For the price of a ladydrink (4 or 5 USD) you get her to sit with you for as long as her drink lasts. Touching is definitely allowed. And though they perhaps are not very much into a lapdance, their little hands will find the way to your shorts quickly.[/QUOTE]Yes, I would agree that the cowboy clubs are the closest to the US clubs. Big difference though are are opening times. Nothing to do in BKK during day time, unless you want to fuck. Sorry, I don't mean to offend anyone, but I have no interest in wandering shopping malls, or visiting tourists places I have already seen many times. Neither do I enjoy wandering in the heat and humidity, nor having painful conversation with girls who hardly speak english and could be my grand daughters. I understand perfectly why other would like all this though, but I need advice on what to do between Fucks.

[QUOTE=Dreams;1373953]having painful conversation with girls who hardly speak english and could be my grand daughters. .[/QUOTE]Not that in gogo the girls are any older. If you are not looking for granddaughters, you can still find choices in the bars and in the streets. BKK is not a significant tourist destination as NYC, or whatever, but I think it pairs with Tokyo, for instance. I think Singapore or HongKong are not much different than BKK.

[QUOTE=Zeerover;1373806]Stop talking about the US, this is a BKK room.[/QUOTE]Dude, you have 5 fucking posts so keep your zipper shut. Contribute a little bit to the Forum first before coming out here guns blazing trying to put people in line. You have not paid your membership (you are a regular member) and not brought anything useful here yet.

If you are not happy with a post, then hit the "Report post" Button and a moderator will review it and decide what to do with it.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy; 1373980]Dude, you have 5 fucking posts so keep your zipper shut. Contribute a little bit to the Forum first before coming out here guns blazing trying to put people in line. You have not paid your membership (you are a regular member) and not brought anything useful here yet.

If you are not happy with a post, then hit the "Report post" Button and a moderator will review it and decide what to do with it.[/QUOTE]There are 6 pages of nonsense. If you guys want to talk about airmiles or Las Vegas strip clubs do it elsewhere please.