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I always took you as the gentleman farmer type.

So the Filipina roommates.

Chatted them both up a bit. They were a little downcast, as most of the gents at the club had a lass or two on their arms already.

Story from each was they worked at a beauty shop and were all off the next day (Sunday). Only had two days a month off, so tried to make the most of it. Lot's of 'I love to go to the (Dubai) mall. The food court is so good. I love to go shopping and to movies. If only I had someone to take me. ".

I think either would have been happy to become Mrs. Korvet for the evening, but their big Nigerian friend 'marked' me first and was pretty strident in claiming her prize.

As it was. Ms. Nigeria was on me like a Kardashian and cake factory, grabbing my hand with a GI Joe Kung Fu grip, and brushing her ample bosom / belly against every part of my body from my shoulders to calves. In all honesty, had I partaken in alcohol her charms might have held me and I would have had to eaten my left arm off to escape on the morning. As it was, I told her that I had recently eaten some camel, had to make an explosive deposit in the water closet, and would she mind waiting for a moment. Once out of the room I paid a body double to pretend to be Korvet and escape out a side door. Not sure what ever happened to the lad.

In all events, and applying my highly-developed monger analytical skills, suspect they were ordinary girls down for a little light freelance action: we'll have fun tonight, tomorrow you buy me some KFC and 799 AED in cosmetics and shoes.

Cheaper than a chicken farm and might have considered one of the Filipinas (they were both 20 somethings and 6's or so). Was not sure I'd make it out of Ms. Nigeria's clutches, especially after experiencing Korvet's manly charms.

[QUOTE=Poonhound69;2096378]Excellent report Korvet.

If you want to split the investment my offer to provide poultry and eggs to her chicken farm still stands.

Couldn't find an appropriate euphemism about nail farms so won't be lending a hand.

Did you hit on the fair filipina roommates at all? Birds of a feather and all.

When you both go on that camel ride, please ask her to leave the strapon at home.

Enjoy the burqas and Hit me up on your way back.

-pH.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Grondig77;2097342]Mainly frequent AMPS myself, but having just read your tour of duty, I might venture out a bit more.

Surprised at the lowish ratings for Filipina MILF A. Defo one I might repeat a session again with.

Gron.[/QUOTE]Thanks, G.

Absolutely nothing bad to say about Ms. A, the Filipina Princess of PSE. She is a high-quality catch. My scoring tends to be a bit lower than some. After 35 years in the game, sampling everything from back alley Korean grannies to out of work film actresses, takes a bit to hit either end of the scale for me.

I give her a strong recommend.

[QUOTE=Golfer12;2096755]What a brilliant report. Needs to be in the archives of Reports of Distinction. As much for style and wit as for content. The above comment was priceless!

Have fun be safe.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]Thanks, Golfer. High praise from you. Look forward to the next visit and more ribald tales of lusty adventure and cookies.

Hedonist,

Thanks for sharing the funny chat. Glad you had a decent experience. Repeat customers get a much better experience. Make some effort to learn some of the language and change the atmosphere. I dont get mechanical experiences.

Handy hints.

1) I catch the houses early when they have just been formed or when they have just moved, so they are low traffic.

This is relatively easy to do if you keep loose tabs on them online. I visit only early in the day when I have a good chance of being first.

2) I either bring a 15 dirham bedsheet (which I leave with the girl for next time) or I fuck standing up.

3) I have soap, towels and bottled water in my gym bag, as theirs is quite often scalding in the bathroom.

4) Korean is always chinese. Thai is thai or viet. Philipina is usually Indonesian unless old and fat. Currently I stick to exclusively viet joints as they are young, pretty and not jaded.

5) I insist on showers before for all. I have never been refused

6) Maintain a party atmosphere with music, dancing, joking and snacks.

7) I only fuck under 25 slim booby girls with pretty faces and big smiles.

8) Frequently repeat a girl and add a second.

9) I negotiate brutally with the house but always give the girl a small tip. Most of their customers don't tip. Large tips have been counterproductive.

10) In case of mattress on the floor joints, I kick the manager out of his bed and take his room.

The other hints I shared on PM.

[QUOTE=Hedonist;2097358]PH69, thanks for the pointers. I managed to find one of those Chines / Vietnamese houses. An Asian chat software has been useful to find contacts. Picked one that was a bit pricier (in Vietnamese *****house standards) but had considerably more beautiful girls. This particular one was in Deira.

Language barrier can be a good thing sometimes. Here is an excerpt from my chat session with the pimp:


Me: Many places offer 200 dhr per hour. I hate negotiating for pussy but will you accept 300? 400 is too much.

Pimp: Sorry. Cannot.

Me: How about 350?

Pimp: 500 last. 2 hours.

Me: OK. I come.

This was second most seedy experience in my mongering career. Most seedy was in Phnom Penh. In short, from the building to the sheets everything was dirty. All of the girls were quite doable and cheerful despite their awful living conditions. I picked a girl who claimed to be Korean and later figured out that she is Chinese. Second girl was Thai.

Service was alright but sort of mechanical with both girls. Cannot blame them. I was their fourth customer and it was only 3 pm.

If you just need to want to dump your cum into a relatively beautiful girl and don't care about GFE, hygene, etc then these houses could be a relatively cheap option. If you are gourmet, you better skip.[/QUOTE]

Greetings DXB folks,

Beside Panorama (now closed? And TGIT Astoria are there any other afternoon / early evening pick up joints?

Any pointers would be appreciated.

Thanks.

PG69, your inbox is full.

[QUOTE=Poonhound69;2097489]Hedonist,

Thanks for sharing the funny chat. Glad you had a decent experience. Repeat customers get a much better experience. Make some effort to learn some of the language and change the atmosphere. I dont get mechanical experiences.

Handy hints.

1) I catch the houses early when they have just been formed or when they have just moved, so they are low traffic.

This is relatively easy to do if you keep loose tabs on them online. I visit only early in the day when I have a good chance of being first.

2) I either bring a 15 dirham bedsheet (which I leave with the girl for next time) or I fuck standing up.

3) I have soap, towels and bottled water in my gym bag, as theirs is quite often scalding in the bathroom.

4) Korean is always chinese. Thai is thai or viet. Philipina is usually Indonesian unless old and fat. Currently I stick to exclusively viet joints as they are young, pretty and not jaded.

5) I insist on showers before for all. I have never been refused

6) Maintain a party atmosphere with music, dancing, joking and snacks.

7) I only fuck under 25 slim booby girls with pretty faces and big smiles.

8) Frequently repeat a girl and add a second.

9) I negotiate brutally with the house but always give the girl a small tip. Most of their customers don't tip. Large tips have been counterproductive.

10) In case of mattress on the floor joints, I kick the manager out of his bed and take his room.

The other hints I shared on PM.[/QUOTE]

Sorry, this is a week old report.

Stayed in Arjan Rotana, it is GREEN with ID. Went to premier (on Monday night), at 11 PM WG outweighed customers, spotted couple of beauties in the Arab corner and one was extreme stunner from Algeria, negotiated for 1500 and went back to the room.

Back in the room after a short drink there goes the 1st shot, executed all positions, including the one on the table (luckily the table was kinda you shaped), perfect standing position.

After the 1st round, baby went to sleep, never expected this. And finally got to complete the round 2 in the morning.

As per my experience, premier is loaded with lazy goose, as I had other interesting nights.

After some bar-hopping, went back to my room and reached out to my old contact (Viet). Good figure with the-cup and she always give a amazing BBBJ. She arrived at 2 PM started with an excellent BBBJ approx 20 minutes. As I was drunk / horny started with doggy, missionary, cowboy, reverse cowboy. Many positions with climax in CIM.

Best part is she will not bargain much, paid 600 and disposed the asset.

Before leaving she gave good news that one of her friend would be arriving the next day in DXB and it would be her first trip, I booked her for the next day and happened to be another day in paradise.

If anyone interested, ping me will share the digits.

I was in Jules last week (17th), DJ was off that day, I was relaxing with whiskey and enjoying the music and having some fun with the Ukrainians who were desperate to come with me for 1500 bill.

Happen to meet a buddy from San Jose, after some business discussion, I came to know that he had already pre-ordered a working Filipino who joined the party promptly at 11 PM. The best part is he offered me couple of photos to select and it was damn good not a regular WG type.

But with the drinks / music (already took a Filipino a day before) politely refused the offer as had fixed my prey on a Cambodian girl.

She was one of the prettiest girl in the entire crowd with slightly dark wheatish flavor and very good sense of dressing, an after initial chat we agreed on 1000 until 9 AM.

Back in the room, the services was thumbs up.

Sad part is I completely forgot to ask for the working Filipinos source from the buddy I met.

To cut the story short, If anyone of you want to experience the best BBBJ by Ukrainian (I had 2 fuck and 2 BBBJ with CIM, BBBJ for approx 25 minutes similar to BJ bar in BKK).

In Jules, After you entrance, you will find the Ukrainian group straight ahead. Look for the shorter / gorgeous face or ask for Oaksana.

Good body / Excellent service from a Ukrainian.

Seriously though. I don't give a shit who hacked who or which president can talk the most shit. I love Russian women. Shit, even my ex-girlfriend (non-WG) is Russian, so yeah.

Although, the Stannys are a very, very close second. OK, now my report.

So I just moved back to the AD for the second time, but this time as a legitimate expat. Since I lived in AD the first time, I was wondering what it would be like to live in Dubai and commute to AD for work. There's just more shit to do in Dubai. But I still love AD. So, I decided to spend a few days living in the Dubai Marina to see how it was and, naturally, I was ready to go hunting. So I went out and started running some legit game and scored some phone numbers with some hot, legit non-WGs. Now, that's all well and good. And I love game, but I was on a mission to smash and had no problem paying for it. So after scouring this forum for suggestions, I decided to check out a few places in the Marina, but all were all failures (accept for the girls that gave me their numbers). Frustrated, I decided to go home and call it a night.

On my last night I decided to give it one more shot. I totally considered checking out the popular places like the Moscow / York hotels and Premier at the Hyatt, but didn't want to drive to the other side of town. I figured there had to be something at the Marina. Buddha Bar, Siddhartha, and the 44th floor bar at Grosvenor House were all dry. But then I strolled over to Toro Toro and holy shit, I found the pussy nest! Apparently Monday night is ladies night here and OMG. So many ladies! As soon as I walked in I immediately spotted my target. She was sitting alone just sucking down the white wine and rejecting every dude that tried to talk (negotiate) with her.

As I was getting ready to make my move, I ended up meeting these two smoking hot Russian girls (go figure!) at the bar and chatted them up. Although, I kept my eye on my original target the entire time.

So I ended up going to another bar with the two Russians, but it was weak. They then decided to go home and I carried on. I decided to check out the Buddha bar to see if there was any action. It was dead.

I said fuck it and decided to go back to Toro Toro as there were many ladies arriving (WG's and non-WG's). I go back up to the bar and there she is! My original target!

I immediately approached started chatting her up. She was a Russian named Anna, probably 25 yrs, about 5'5, and had a porno body. After a nice convo we started talking business. She proposed AED1500 and would not budge. I tried to get her to to AED1300 and she was like "it's only AED200. What's the difference? I said fuck it. You're right. Let's get out of here.

We proceed to my hotel apartment (Dusit Residence in the Marina. Not sure if it's red or green, but I took her in through the car park and straight to my apartment) where we hung out for a little bit and chatted. After some making out we went to the room and the fun began. This chick had such a smoking body, my god! She started with a CBJ which was surprisingly pretty damn good. She then bends over and I started drilling her from behind. This chick was a screamer and came I don't know how many times. I then flipped her over and started smashing her in Mish till I popped. After that we laid in bed and continued chatting for a while. She had a really good personality and provided a decent GFE. After about 20 min of recovery I started playing with her puss and we started getting hot and heavy again. She insisted on sucking my cock again and did a really good job. After that I got her in standing Mish and just proceed to destroy that lovely Russian pu $$why! She started cumming so hard that her eyes started rolling behind her eyes. Literally! After she exploded a few more times I ripped off my Jimmie and sprayed my load all over her tits and tummy. She loved very minute of it and I made it a point to get her contact info for future encounters. I was going to have her stay the night but I had to wake up super early for work. And it was already very late. Luckily she lived around the corner and she was able to walk home. I will definitely hit her up again. As well as Toro Toro on a Monday night!

Here's the run down.

Damage: AED1500 (a little pricy, but totally worth it).

Face: 7.5.

Tits: 7.

Ass:15 (Pic Attached).

Pussy: Russian. Enough said!

BJ Skills: Expert Level.

GFE Experience: 8.

Overall Experience: 9.

Would I return?: Not a matter of "if", it's a matter of "when".

Happy hunting y'all!

[QUOTE=Hedonist;2097685]PG69, your inbox is full.[/QUOTE]Sorry Hedonist, cleared it again. Sorted.

A while ago I stored a number in my phone which simply said Massage, and for the life of me I can't remember where I got it from.

Anyway 2 nights ago I messaged and asked whether they had Thai massage lady who can call. Was quoted AED300 for an hour, which seemed pretty reasonable for outcall. Selected Miss M from the two photos I was sent, and mainly because I was drawn to the ample cleavage on display in her pic.

Miss M turned up bang on time and was dressed in Arabic style, which is kinda unusual for a Thai lady. Anyway, delivered a sterling massage, and got onto subject of extras. We agreed B2 be for AED300, which resulted in her stripping fully. As a bonus also delivered a fair BBBJ which I didn't expect and with 5 minutes left I asked her if I put on a comdom did she want to get on top and ride for a bit, which she obliged.

Next night messaged again and asked for the other lady who's pic I was sent. This time it was a Thai lady using an Arabic name. Bizarre!

Miss F was also very punctual, and delivered as good a massage as Miss M the night before. Extras was again a rerun of the previous evening, with AED300 for B2 be with a definite statement thrown in of 'but no sex'. B2 be was OK, also delivered a BJ and when I asked if she would like DATY, she agreed and after she came we finished up having FS.

Both ladies had nice friendly demeanor and gave great service, no drama and both had 34 the Whoppers Delights.

After Miss F left, I messaged the boss and asked whether she had any others and she sent me two pics of two Filipinas who looked identical and are highly recommended. I might book both for tomorrow as I think after 3 nights running, I will take a break.

Turns out that these ladies are all from a Tecom hotel spa, but also do outcalls.

The most impressive thing here for me was the reliability of the service.

Please PM for more info.

Greetings everyone,

Firstly cheers to all the contributors and seniors of this forum for sharing pointers, experiences, risk and rewards over here available free of cost. Must say it is indeed an encyclopedia for the newcomers.

So I have just landed in Dubai pussyland a week back and plan to stay here for at least few years. The first week itself has not at all disappointed me; thanks to the insights of all the seniors over here. Must be honest never had heard about this site as back in my home country we use more of adult work and not the forum. Stumbled on this forum while searching for the fish and ended up having a pair membership in less than half hour of exploring this.

Looking forward to contribute.

Here's the first one. Might not be unto the mark and standards set by seniors but here it goes.

Saturday evening and went out to check the most talked about places in this forum. 2330 at Broadway. Not more than 20 mongers and at least double the WG (don't know if this the standard ratio over here). Mostly WGs from CIS but majority Russians. Girls approaching you by themselves was kind of new to me (perhaps they wanted business). About an hour at the club did not find anyone to my liking. Average costs ranging from 800 to 1200 (before any bargain) for the night.

Second hop was York as it was close to my hotel apartments. It was again the same experience of girls approaching you as soon as I opened the door. Is this a a standard over here?

Got a table and was joined by an Asian and her friend. Both from Vietnam. It was around 2:15 am and both were trying to pitch in themselves for a best deal. Denied both as I had my eye on a Russian. Early 20's, slim, long blonde hair and probably the most looking girl next to the bar. Had known instantly that she was with her mamasan. Not very good in English she asked her mamasan to negotiate. 1st offer was for 1800 until 9 am. Of course that was something no doubt super hiked. I had a gut feeling that the price would be falling as the night closes and waited till 2:45 and the mamasan came to me and asked if I would be happy with 1500. I gave in my final offer of 1100 and to my luck she agreed.

Back to the hotel it was easy to get in with no questions asked at the reception. Loads of entry and exits to this hotel to bypass reception and 100% green. Back in the hotel a quick smoke and she was in for a shower. The bathroom door was open and I was duly invited inside. It was one of the best WG I have ever experienced. No too huge tits as the seems before due to the extra padding but were good enough to my liking. It started with a DFK she was soon down on her knees for the proceedings. BBBJ was one of the best though she first hesitated and wanted a covered. Next out on the bed we had a few shots and I was desperate to get her into doggy and pull her long hair from behind. On goes the rubber and into the doggy followed by missionary and WOT.

Cleaned ourselves and went to sleep. Morning woke up around 8 and she seemed to be in no rush to make her way out at 9 as decided. Had another session of BBBJ followed by doggy on the sofa and missionary.

Oh what a wonderful welcome to this pussyland far opposite to the thing I had heard about relocating here. Strangely she did not share her number as she is not allowed to go out without permission from her manager. If she's still in the town you would find her right when you enter York on the left side as I believe her manager has this place reserved for her girls. Not can't guarantee.

Stats:

Damage: 1100 + Taxi 100.

Tits: 6.

Face: 9 (I'm still confused between if she's Russian or an Uzbek).

BBBJ: 7 (needed some convincing for without rubber).

GFE: 6.

WIR: Yes but I believe I would try other fishes before repeating if at all.

Overall rating: 7 Good experience for a good price.

Can't wait to explore more of this city and share the experiences as well as learn the tricks and tips from the experts.

Till then stay safe.

Cheers,

Nick.

What is the best place to go for Eastern European or Russian women. I saw a lot of reports on Jules? Any other recommendations? And how much should I really be paying? Also can I book the room after I find the right person? Never have been to Dubai so don't know how it works there. I am visiting next month.