Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Surfer500;1990715]Dress up real nice wearing a pair of dockers, a nice sport shirt, and a cool pair of sunglasses[/QUOTE]But if one does not feel like dressing up are shorts and a Hawaiian print shirt with flip flops appropriate?

[QUOTE=Chicafan;1990888]But if one does not feel like dressing up are shorts and a Hawaiian print shirt with flip flops appropriate?[/QUOTE]Heck yes, I dare someone to walk the streets of El Centro in beach attire.

In reality there are people walking around El Centro in shorts and flip flops but they are typically in tour groups looking at the Statues and are in tow with a guide. I'd love to be a guide and take them down some of the side streets in El Centro so that the tourists could see the underbelly of El Centro.

How has the scene at mayorista been? Does mongers go to that location anymore?

I prefer cargo shorts, a pink cowboy hat, and a NASCAR graphic t-shirt.

[QUOTE=Chicafan;1990888]But if one does not feel like dressing up are shorts and a Hawaiian print shirt with flip flops appropriate?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jonesie;1956714]Thanks for coming. It was a blast. Head count came to 166.92 chicas, 74 gringos. This was my first party in Medellin, so I got stupid with the booze and bought a bunch of top shelf liquor that nobody gave a shit about. I almost shit when I saw one of the maids pouring a bunch of rum and cokes with the Zacapa XO. If the party made any money at all, it was plus or minus 100 k pesos. Which is exactly what we were going for.

I'll be honest though, at about 9:45, I was looking at 50 guys and about 6 girls and started to get a little worried. Boyd explained the dynamic and told me to chill. Towards the end, as the guys were leaving with girls, more girls were showing up, but the guys attending had leveled off. I ended up paying for a few taxis for drunk, dateless chicas to go home. Some guys are talking about doing a super bowl party, and I think I'm game. We'll see.[/QUOTE]Any plans for this Super Bowl?

[QUOTE=JohnBwoi;1990502]Really nice report bro. I find Energy to be hit and miss but still beats New Life. I've been to New Life a couple of times and I see now that it's not for everyone. Sure if you've just landed or had an argument with the novia and want someone to take your frustrations out on then maybe otherwise I have had absolutely no connection with anyone there apart some comradery with a few fellow brothers. What is this new vitamin you speak of?[/QUOTE]The Cum Holy Grail.

(1) L-Arginine, 1000 MG Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000 MG.

(2) Zinc, 50 MG Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50 MG.

(3) Pygeum, 100 MG Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200 MG.

(4) Lecithin, 1200 MG Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200 MG.

[QUOTE=Knowledge;1990946]I prefer cargo shorts, a pink cowboy hat, and a NASCAR graphic t-shirt.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chicafan;1990888]But if one does not feel like dressing up are shorts and a Hawaiian print shirt with flip flops appropriate?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Surfer500;1990922]Heck yes, I dare someone to walk the streets of El Centro in beach attire.[/QUOTE]You guys like living on the edge. Too dangerous. To be sure to blend in between Iglesia de la Veracruz and Raudal, at night I dress up like Juan Valdez with sombrero, horse boots and fake mustache.

This is pathetic.

[QUOTE=Arjay1217;1990464]Hey everyone,

I'm coming to Medellin this Friday. I'm looking for a good massage parlor or casa to get a quick release. I land around 3 pm so I know most of the strip clubs aren't good yet. I'll probably go to Fase dos later that night, but basically I need some daytime recommendations. I'm staying close to Parque Lleras.

Thanks for all your info.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BlackPage;1991272]You guys like living on the edge. Too dangerous. To be sure to blend in between Iglesia de la Veracruz and Raudal, at night I dress up like Juan Valdez with sombrero, horse boots and fake moustache.[/QUOTE]If you really want to blend in you need to walk around with a small black plastic bag and inhale and exhale into it.

Nobody is going to hassle a Sacalero unless somebody wants want to steal their pegamente (shoe heel glue) which I can only imagine would be another Sacalero.

I was there yesterday and some of the Sacaleros I saw are smoking hot with tight ass bodies. Only problem is that there totally spaced out at times. You could most probably do whatever you wanted with some of these beauties and my bet is there are at least one or more members here who have tried them.

Best to stay away from them as their brains are fried on Toulene and other carcinogens.

That recipe sounds like someone might be in line to feel the hammer!

[QUOTE=BlueChange;1991038]The Cum Holy Grail.

(1) L-Arginine, 1000 MG Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000 MG.

(2) Zinc, 50 MG Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50 MG.

(3) Pygeum, 100 MG Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200 MG.

(4) Lecithin, 1200 MG Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200 MG.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chesscat;1991283]This is pathetic.[/QUOTE]Maybe when he arrives he should just beat off in some of the bushes in Parque Lleras!

[QUOTE=Surfer500;1991318] Only problem is that there totally spaced out at times. You could most probably do whatever you wanted with some of these beauties ..............
.............Best to stay away from them as their brains are fried on Toulene and other carcinogens.[/QUOTE]That is just sad. I hate to see people ruin themselves.

[QUOTE=Buffed;1989670]New Life- This place wasn't my cup of tea. Imagine a hybrid of a run-down doctors office and a government motor vehicle office. You sit in a lobby waiting area stuffed with a lot of Colombian men and a couple of gringos. Then a bunch of mostly ugly girls walk out and tell you their name. I saw one decent one who was going home but even that wouldn't have mattered. I was grossed-out by the environment and fled the place.[/QUOTE]I agree, this place is: take a number, go through the motions, "next!" - I pulled a great babe out of here Feb 2007.10 years ago. My how things have changed.

[QUOTE=Judd;1990564]I don't feel like doing a casa run, and hit her up on Facebook. Of course she down to have an orgasm or two, and get paid for it. We're all good on the logistics, and I bale to the Hotel. I tell her I don't have a phone. [B] Two hours go by and no chica. I finally go to the restaurant across the street so I can get WIFI access for my laptop. I hit her up again on FB, and say, "what's up, where you at?" She hadn't left yet. She wasn't sure I would show up because I didn't respond to her on FB after I left. I said, "Babe, we decided on a place and time, what more needs to be discussed?" [/B]By the time she gets there, my four-hour room is up, and I have to ante up again for another 2 hours. You know what, it just hit me.[B] I'm dealing with an 18 yr old. HolLee S#T! No wonder.[/B]

Judd.[/QUOTE]Most Colombianas are like that. They need 6 confirmations. I guess part of that is that they pay for the trip to get there and if you don't show up they are out the viaje. But yeah it's annoying, you have a solid plan made as recent as a day or two ago, in wrting in WhatsApp or text messages and she flakes if you don't confirm that morning and then again an hour before. It's like they're from LOS Angeles or something.

Got to watch this:

[URL]http://www.cc.com/video-clips/idgl7i/stand-up-barry-sobel--flaking[/URL]

[QUOTE=BlueChange;1991038]The Cum Holy Grail.

(1) L-Arginine, 1000 MG Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000 MG.

(2) Zinc, 50 MG Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50 MG.

(3) Pygeum, 100 MG Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200 MG.

(4) Lecithin, 1200 MG Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200 MG.[/QUOTE]Interesting mixture. Do you have any idea how long you need to take it before you start feeling the benefits? I am also trying other nutritional enhancements. DMHA and Tongkat Ali root extract. Dosed with that daily a few weeks before going to Thailand. Seemed to feel my oats when I got there, but then again that might have been the atmosphere (thousands of miles away from everything I hate and free to do what I want, when I want) that might have impacted me mentally.