FKK Dietzenbach

[QUOTE=Optimist;2117293]I don't have the guts to get snipped.[/QUOTE]It is not that bad. Basically you are told to shave your balls entirely, you sit in a medical chair like ladies do when examined at the OB-GYN's office and get a tiny shot on each side of your sack (doesn't hurt) and a few minutes later the doctor will ' snip snip' and it is over. I would say it takes about as long as a session at Dietzenbach if not shorter. However, you do need to sit at home with an ice pack on your balls for one or two days. Mine cost me about $700 and insurance covered half which is a good thing as I think one more of me in this world would be overkill.

[QUOTE=SmokeLight;2116962]KK,

Thanks for the intel. Common opinion that WG's pussy gets loose after some mileage in the field is a myth. It stays the same until she gives birth. However, some girls have more muscular control in vagina area and are able to contract and relax the muscles during sex and it naturally gets stronger. These tutes are the best for vaginal sex. Gabi LR and Roxy Samya are two of these girls. I also had a girlfriend in her 30's in US years ago, she too had this quality and now I wonder where did she get it from? LOL.[/QUOTE]I am finishing up my ' clean review' from the trip now. In the spirit of the holidays I have decided to be as nice as I can to the Sharks and respectful of the guys down in Darmstadt for a change as after all it is all about the sex and good times. Once complete I can turn my focus to Dietzenbach and discuss my aficionado for fucking gypsies.

Much like Trip pointed out Nelly's testicle grabbing to get us johns out as fast as she can I will say Ramona has her own version of the ' Nelly Grab' it just does not involve a full handful of your balls, more on that later when I discuss something we all love.

Pounding the Gypsies. We need to return to the fun, so Admin 3 can laugh too and not have to censor us children. That is Alice's job to maintain peace and order at the Adult Day Care Center. Actually, it is our job not Alice's either; we are grown men

I think

:D

[QUOTE=Optimist;2116984][blue]I'm going to put both of you in each Ignore List, all this drama is not good for the Forum.

A3[/blue][/QUOTE]Well done Admin. Your decision is supported.

[QUOTE=KosherKowboy;2117089]I believe Andrea will provide your desired services. She has a very loyal following and is very busy. As to the rest, probably a no go or a YMMV thing.[/QUOTE]Andrea will be getting a sore asshole so she won't be able to sit down for a week.

KK. You are more of a man than I.

Dietzenbach is the last remnant of the under the towel tehnique by the girls. Was my favourite: how to decide which girl? Just wait for a girl's hand to grab my dick. Oh dear, my elliptical reporting style is getting infected with a New World flavour :D

Return to the fun. And the lovely gypsy girls.

[QUOTE=Bitumen;2117302]Andrea will be getting a sore asshole so she won't be able to sit down for a week.[/QUOTE]She is not a bad looking gal and for 40 e I might see her; she is not AO for fucking but if she does give a BBBJ / CIM finish for 40 e why not. She would actually be perfect for the end of a trip when I hit a brick wall and just can't fuck anymore even AO.

Any Andrea fans on here know if her BJ is also covered? If not, she is on the list.

[QUOTE=KosherKowboy;2117309]She is not a bad looking gal and for 40 e I might see her; she is not AO for fucking but if she does give a BBBJ / CIM finish for 40 e why not. She would actually be perfect for the end of a trip when I hit a brick wall and just can't fuck anymore even AO.

Any Andrea fans on here know if her BJ is also covered? If not, she is on the list.[/QUOTE]No way. I was hoping Andrea was AO for anal sex. Okay. Maybe that is why I have not taken her before or her look just did not do it for me. I think I know who Andrea is now and why she has not blown me.

[QUOTE=Optimist;2117305]Return to the fun. And the lovely gypsy girls.[/QUOTE]I shall begin writing ' Pounding the Gypsies ' in outline form this evening while the Europeans sleep.

'A Snowy December Day in Darmstadt' is now complete and under final editing we'll see who actually makes it to the end.

:D

Correction, most Europeans are home sleeping not all; it is 1 AM there so all of our favorites are being pounded by Turkish Men now, their pussies in pain and in a few hours they will get AO'ed and creampied by their Turkish pimps in their post work obligatory fuck. I'll be asleep than myself.

[QUOTE=Bitumen;2117319]No way. I was hoping Andrea was AO for anal sex. Okay. Maybe that is why I have not taken her before or her look just did not do it for me. I think I know who Andrea is now and why she has not blown me.[/QUOTE]AO anal was never on the menu at Dietzenbach. You might have gotten it unofficially.

[QUOTE=Triptogamont;2116112]
Later on, KK and I were sitting on the big couch on the far right. That's the best couch if you're talking to a guy. On the other couches, it feels a bit too much like you're sitting on each other's laps, getting ready to take each other to the room. KK said he was going to take Valentina, who was on the couch right next to us. But some guy got to her first. KK gave her the universal signal for, "When you're done with this ass clown, come see me for a good fucking!" When she came back down to the main room, she put her towel down and sprawled between us, laughing. Just before they went to the room, KK got up and wandered off for two minutes, maybe to take a leak? While he was gone, I pointed to Valentina, pointed to myself, and pointed to one of the rooms. She laughed and nodded. I was so tempted to disappear into a room with her, leaving KK to wonder what the hell just happened. I would have done it if I would have been able to see his face when he came back.
[/QUOTE]My apologies if this came off as an attack. I was making a joke with Valentina by miming that we should go to the room while KK was gone. She was joking when she agreed. I'm sure she would never jeopardize her earnings that way. I would never do such a thing (I may be an ass, but I don't think I'm an asshole). Well, I might go so far as to hide with her in one of the rooms with the door cracked just to see the reaction. But it has nothing specifically to do with KK, except all three of us know each other. Nor was this an attempt to stake my "claim" on Valentina as "mine". I fully understand the client / provider relationship.

All I was trying to do was share something I thought was funny. I saw it as an example of how these girls seem to have genuine down to earth fun. Nothing malicious was ever intended. Sometimes I need to be reminded that tone and visual cues are completely absent in these posts. I also forgot that I never told KK himself about the joke. By the time he came back from his shower and said goodbye, I was sitting with Jessica and had other things on my mind.

Anyway, apologies all around.

Great, now I'm one of those guys who responds to his own post.

[QUOTE=Triptogamont;2117401]My apologies if this came off as an attack. I was making a joke with Valentina by miming that we should go to the room while KK was gone. She was joking when she agreed. I'm sure she would never jeopardize her earnings that way. I would never do such a thing (I may be an ass, but I don't think I'm an asshole). Well, I might go so far as to hide with her in one of the rooms with the door cracked just to see the reaction. But it has nothing specifically to do with KK, except all three of us know each other. Nor was this an attempt to stake my "claim" on Valentina as "mine". I fully understand the client / provider relationship.

All I was trying to do was share something I thought was funny. I saw it as an example of how these girls seem to have genuine down to earth fun. Nothing malicious was ever intended. Sometimes I need to be reminded that tone and visual cues are completely absent in these posts. I also forgot that I never told KK himself about the joke. By the time he came back from his shower and said goodbye, I was sitting with Jessica and had other things on my mind.

Anyway, apologies all around.

Great, now I'm one of those guys who responds to his own post.[/QUOTE]Apologies all accepted on my end and delighted you had fun in the NRW. Back to the fun and games, the DNA cocktails, the athlete's foot, the shit in the toilet, the cum drips on the floor and last but not least and I am sure I left on many.

The sausages.

I came down a little hard myself, no need to apologize; we are a bunch of fucking weirdos that form the must fucked up family in Germany.

Sometimes we get lost in such fun with the Gypsies we think off the wall. Just asked Optimist.

:D

[QUOTE=KosherKowboy;2117404]the shit in the toilet[/QUOTE]Seriously, I think some of these bastards spontaneously combust in the bathroom!

No, I don't really make water in the sauna.

Really, you can't use the words [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] or [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url]?

[QUOTE=Triptogamont;2117405]Seriously, I think some of these bastards spontaneously combust in the bathroom![/QUOTE]I think you know what I am tempted to do given the above. It would probably the most disgusting picture ever posted in the history of the ISG, ever!

So gross I don't even know if I can do it.

[QUOTE=KosherKowboy;2117407]I think you know what I am tempted to do given the above. It would probably the most disgusting picture ever posted in the history of the ISG, ever!!

So gross I don't even know if I can do it.[/QUOTE]I don't even want to see the thumbnail. If you do, I will be forced to post 10 meaningless posts, just to push it to the 2nd page.

[QUOTE=Triptogamont;2117410]I don't even want to see the thumbnail. If you do, I will be forced to post 10 meaningless posts, just to push it to the 2nd page.[/QUOTE]I agree. It is beyond comprehension that a human being could be so inconsiderate of others.

[QUOTE=Triptogamont;2117405]Seriously, I think some of these bastards spontaneously combust in the bathroom!

No, I don't really make water in the sauna?[/QUOTE]Oh man, there are some real boulders left behind that guys just do nothing to get rid off down the plumbing. It is like no one taught these guys how to use a toilet.

It was disgusting sight to see. There must be like 3 weeks of undigested meat (Dietz sausages?) in their bellies that want to come out.