Bangkok Trip Report, October 2012
was in bangkok a few months back. straight to shark on soi cowboy on the first night. got there quite late and the pickings were slim. got greedy and made a rookie mistake in not paying attention to the cute little thing sitting next to me who was trying to make eye contact as i was waiting to see a few rotations on the stage before choosing. when the girl went up on stage, she was really quite a cutie but she almost immediately caught the eye of another punter and that was the end of that. i did try my luck in sending one of the sailor-girls to call her over, but i didn't need to speak thai to understand that her response was "why the fuck didn't he grab me when i was sitting next to him all this time trying to make contact and anyway i've hooked that polite japanese gentleman over there and am reeling him in slowly but surely". oh well, serves me right. had my eye on another girl as well and managed to snag her after she'd spent quite a bit of time flirting with two young blond chaps, who then walked out leaving her in the lurch. her name was mint. very pretty, with what looked like a banging body on stage. she seemed quite tipsy already and was eager to head out asap. i should have remembered my lesson from a few years back but didn't and stayed on for a couple more rounds of drinks with her, during which time she proceeded to neck two tequilas and go rapidly from tipsy to drunk. what to do, already bar-fined her, so took her back to the hotel anyway. what followed was certainly not how i wanted my bangkok mongering weekend to kick off. basically, she was off her face, gibbering incoherently about various things and insisting on showing me every single photo on her mobile phone (which included several punters - more fools they) , being sulky and pouty one minute, giggly and friendly the next, weepy after that etc etc. after a wholly unsatisfactory round of sex, she then spent about half an hour apologising for having been so crap in bed and refusing to accept my increasingly desperate "it's ok, good night, bye bye"s. finally, finally left and i gratefully went to sleep. the "banging" body didn't turn out to be quite so, either. oh well.
called ez massage the next day and ordered in for the evening. pinky had been getting rave reviews on their website so booked her, although she was my second choice behind yaya. changed my mind and called back to book yaya but she was off so stuck to the original reservation. it's been my experience with ez that although the pics on their site are heavily photo-shopped, the girl who turns up is usually the girl on site and the photos are usually a fair representation of what you can expect to knock on your door (with one exception. more on that later). pinky turned out to be absolutely lovely. friendly and cheerful as anything. i told her she looked lovely and she had a good laugh teasing me about what a bs artist i am and she knows i tried to throw her over for yaya etc etc (apparently she had been the person i'd been talking to on the phone, being one of the few people there with good english). all in good humour and with infectious laughter. i'm usually suspicious of "reviews" on the company websites. especially when their rave. but i have to say everything that was said about pinky was spot on: a real gfe provider with excellent skills. she likes to take her own pleasures as well (at one point i had pretty much my entire hand inside her as i licked her clit) and is very vocal about it too. i have a video i took while banging from behind (all the ez girls i've encountered so far have been pretty easygoing about taking actions photos and video) in which the audio alone gets me immediately hard. finished with a very satisfying cof and a lengthy chat and cuddle afterwards before she left me with a smile on my face and all unhappiness at the previous night's fiasco firmly expunged.
decided to go with ez the following night too and booked siri. big mistake. it was definitely the girl on the site who turned up, but what walked in was a pinch-faced, stringy old bag by comparison to the glowingly good looking lass on the website. that was bad enough, but her attitude made it worse. no warmth, no enthusiasm and a laundry-list of what she won't do. i called ez back, told them there was no way i was continuing with this booking and they were good enough to get her to leave immediately. they called me back very apologetically and asked if i wanted to book yaya, who was back on duty. the brain tried to say "no thanks" but was overruled by the penis and yaya turned up a little while later. i know looks are a very subjective thing, but yaya made my dick hard the moment i opened the door. she was exactly my type, much more so than the pics on the site. the pics on the site make her look much older than she looks in person and what stood in front of me in a pair of short shorts, heels and a nice top was the epitome of a sexy university student-type. for some reason (maybe i'm just weird) , the braces on her teeth made her even more attractive! turned out to be another nice girl, not as skilled as pinky but equally obliging and service-oriented. she was more cautious than pinky in re photography, but other than insisting her face wasn't clear on the "action" shots, let me take as many as i wanted. just like with pinky, i have a doggy-style video that gives me the instant horn. this time it's audio by default, though, as the light was too low for the video to show anything except a grainy image. pity though, as yaya's arse was a sight for sore eyes! cof not on the menu, but came all over her neat little bush instead, which made for a very aesthetically pleasing photo :)
was flying out the next afternoon and only had time for a morning delight, so decided to try the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] experience. not a very good-looking selection upon arrival but then i noticed one lady that caught my eye. she saw me looking and smiled a very pleasant smile so i picked her with a fair amount of optimism. all the ladies were of the ''mature'' variety, which i guess is a better bet for service in this kind of establishment than the younger girls. the lady i selected was definitely the best looking of the lot – a bit like a hottish milf. took me upstairs but there were a few booths occupied, so she took me up another flight of stairs where she said it would be quieter. sat me down and went off to clean her mouth, came back, knelt in front of me, looked up with a smile and said ''no rush, nah, we take our time'' and then proceeded to give me a wonderful blowie, lots of slurping, nice and slow, lots of eye contact and highly skilled use of the tongue. true to her word, it was not rushed and i was able to sit back and relax for quite a while before i eventually exploded in her mouth. cleaned up, had a bit of a chat and off i went, happy as larry and a newly minted [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]-loaylist.