Pattaya Reports

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Question. Do the blue buses head south and then turn north? Like, if you stay on as you head south and not get off, where do you end up?[/QUOTE]The bahtbuses are on a circuit. I f you don't get off you will arrive back were you started. They go down Beach Road then turn left at Walking Street and go up Second Road until the end and turn left to start all over again.

UPDATE. It seems the bahtbus routes have changed end of last year, so my knowledge of their routes is probably wrong.

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P.S. - everybody talked about the blue buses. I waited for a while until I realized they are not ACTUAL BUSES!! They are blue pickup trucks with stainless steel cages behind on which the passengers sit on benches that are parallel to the road. I suggest standing in one of the 2 back spots so you can see out. When you want to get off, press the buzzer, jump out and pay the dude 10 THB. Somebody told me not to get on if there is nobody else on because then the driver will take you on a special ride and then demand 200 baht. Helpful tip.[/QUOTE]Haha, don't believe everything you are being told. Unless you ask the driver to deviate from his route or forego picking up other customers, you'll be charged the usual 10 baht only.

[QUOTE=DasMaster;2000007]

So this terrible malaise of LT finishing at dawn is still haunting me and I still feel Bht 4500 was a bit too much for one good fuck. But I don't know why I am struggling with cheaper fuck in Pattaya. I'll try again Insomnia and Ago-go bars in WS tonight and tomorrow I intend to try out Soi 6, which I haven't before. I really need to have 2-3 fucks for less than 2000-2500 each, to make me feel my overall investment was worthwhile.

If anyone has a good suggestion, I will pray for you in the name of the old gods and the new.

Cheers![/QUOTE]Yes, my suggestion is to lighten up, man!

Shit happens and you have to take it in stride. It was your first day. You will do better tomorrow.

If you clock watch like that you will end up miserable.

I would have gotten the girls digits and let her make it up to me later. They almost always do.

If that fails something good will come along. Just remain positive.

And stay horny my friend.

Uncle-V.

Thursday was my first day without a girl in Pattaya.

Today I visited Skyfall GoGo for the first time. Took one of the ladies inside to the club with me and bought her LD straight away. She gave me a lapdance after that which was fun.

Agreed to pay 1500 BF and 5000 for LT. We went to my hotel and had sex. After I finished, washed and went back to bed I noticed a little blood on the bed sheet. This girl just started her period. Glad I finished before I noticed.

Well naturally I did not want her to stay LT. She asked 3000 for st and I though if I explain the situation and pay at the club she might give me a discount or they might give me BF back. It was not ok to her pay at the club. She wanted the money straight away in case I run and threaten to call mamasan about the situation. I did not accept the price she wanted but I gave her 2000. She asked 2500 but after a little argue she was happy with 2000.

We walked back to the club and I explained the situation, but of course I did not get BF back because I did st with her.

After that I checked some beer bars again on soi 7 but I guess I was too picky and just passed every bar.

Walked the beach road for the first time at night for fun and wanted to see what kind of FL are working there. I found one average looking young girl who was fun and we had long chat. She accepted to come for st at my hotel but before we reached my hotel she told me she do not have her ID so that was it. Anyway she gave me her Line ID and told me tomorrow she can come.

I am not sure yet should I meet her again or not. I also have matches on Badoo and Tinder and should try to meet these girls perhaps.

Maybe going to try Kinnaree club for the first time today after I wake up. I remember reading there is also free food served on Saturday, can anyone confirm.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;2000163]Yes, my suggestion is to lighten up, man!

Shit happens and you have to take it in stride. It was your first day. You will do better tomorrow. If you clock watch like that you will end up miserable. I would have gotten the girls digits and let her make it up to me later. They almost always do. If that fails something good will come along. Just remain positive.

And stay horny my friend.

Uncle-V.[/QUOTE]I was just going to suggest something similar, Uncle V when I read your post. Ha Ha. It sounds like the girl had a good attitude and was a solid performer so maybe she really had something to do early in the morning. Maybe in BKK, maybe not who cares? So, I think you played your cards alright, DasMaster and I am pretty sure she will make it up to you the next time. That is if you want a next time.

The one thing that bothered me about the story, maybe it bothered you, was the separate showers. I don't like separate showers and I take a point off for such behavior. 3 points off and I will never barfine a girl again. Her reluctance to shower with you might have been due to bad baby damage that she was embarrassed about. I don't know, but this, early departures, and a bunch of other miscued possibilities is why I always do ST first to establish the relationship and to make sure I want a LT with a particular girl. After all LT can always be added to the program later if both sides want it or you can always go out and get a 2nd girl if it is still early enough.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;2000163]Yes, my suggestion is to lighten up, man!

Shit happens and you have to take it in stride. It was your first day. You will do better tomorrow.

If you clock watch like that you will end up miserable.

I would have gotten the girls digits and let her make it up to me later. They almost always do.

If that fails something good will come along. Just remain positive.

And stay horny my friend.

Uncle-V.[/QUOTE]Agreed. Not confessing that I had every left work early or skipped a day. Or two on a trip. LOL.

I learned that it is not good to appear as a cheap charlie with the gals because they will label you as such and torpedo your trip. If he goes back to the gal, I think she will try to make it up to him. It is really funny how there is more honor among the gals than my colleagues.

[QUOTE=Guy93;2000169]Maybe going to try Kinnaree club for the first time today after I wake up. I remember reading there is also free food served on Saturday, can anyone confirm.[/QUOTE]Free if you total drink and barfine bill is over 1100 baht (it just increased). 1 drink for you, 1 drink for each of 2 ladies, plus 2 barfines will be 1100 baht. If you don't see what you like at Kinnaree at 3 pm when the food comes out don't eat. Sorry to keep repeating this but it's important to remember that Kinnaree doesn't get going until 2-3 pm and closes at 7 pm, meaning you better have that last girl lined up by 5:30 pm on a busy day due to long room wait times. Try to avoid Monday and Tuesday as very few girls show up.

DasMaster, maybe you should try Kinnaree or the Soi Full Love Inn clubs if Soi 6 doesn't pan out for you. As for your LT, I don't pick up 3 am LT girls but if I did I'd clarify what LT meant. It's true many girls need to get home to take care of their child before their man has to leave for work in the morning. This is likely the case with your girl.

[QUOTE=Natty Bumpo;2000175]I always do ST first to establish the relationship and to make sure I want a LT with a particular girl. After all LT can always be added to the program later if both sides want it or you can always go out and get a 2nd girl if it is still early enough.[/QUOTE]

Good advice. I always do ST the first time too even with gogo girls who I have known for a month. I have also went from ST to LT during the date on many occasions.

I agree with Uncle V. Thai girls love guys who are chill.

Barfined a girl from Fahrenheit for LT last year and she had a coughing fit and had to go to the hospital. Barfined another Fahrenheit girl this trip and amazingly after a round she started a coughing fit and typed out that she had to go to the hospital. Wonder if the gogo is telling their girls to use this excuse? Buy the girl a few lady drinks and no coughing, get to the hotel without coughing. Only after fucking does the coughing start. Anyone else have this experience?

Any monger want to go for a beer? On the ground staying at a hotel right near WS entrance.

[QUOTE=Breadman;2000237]Barfined a girl from Fahrenheit for LT last year and she had a coughing fit and had to go to the hospital. Barfined another Fahrenheit girl this trip and amazingly after a round she started a coughing fit and typed out that she had to go to the hospital. Wonder if the gogo is telling their girls to use this excuse? Buy the girl a few lady drinks and no coughing, get to the hotel without coughing. Only after fucking does the coughing start. Anyone else have this experience?[/QUOTE]LOL. I have no experience with a bargirl doing that. But the list of excuses a bargirl can come up with to bail out early is very long indeed. It could be the coughing fit excuse is a trend spreading around Pattaya these days.

But having said that, I do have a very sweet, no games, not P4 P, regular Thai girlfriend in Bangkok who has orgasm after orgasm when I DATY with her. She loves it, is gently pestering me for it whenever we are together. And when she is pretty much tapped out of orgasms or wants to take a break, she lets out a single small cough. I do feel it is genuine, not a fake "signal" to stop DATY or anything like that. I honestly think there is some strange physiological reason for it connected to her now being fully relaxed and no longer concentrating on getting off.

However, it is never enough to warrant a trip to the hospital, just a single tiny cough. In fact, I have never pointed out this little tell of hers. I appreciate knowing when I can stop and give my tongue a little rest so I don't want her to feel self-conscious about it. LOL.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2000285]LOL. I have no experience with a bargirl doing that. But the list of excuses a bargirl can come up with to bail out early is very long indeed. It could be the coughing fit excuse is a trend spreading around Pattaya these days.

But having said that, I do have a very sweet, no games, not P4 P, regular Thai girlfriend in Bangkok who has orgasm after orgasm when I DATY with her. She loves it, is gently pestering me for it whenever we are together. And when she is pretty much tapped out of orgasms or wants to take a break, she lets out a single small cough. I do feel it is genuine, not a fake "signal" to stop DATY or anything like that. I honestly think there is some strange physiological reason for it connected to her now being fully relaxed and no longer concentrating on getting off.

However, it is never enough to warrant a trip to the hospital, just a single tiny cough. In fact, I have never pointed out this little tell of hers. I appreciate knowing when I can stop and give my tongue a little rest so I don't want her to feel self-conscious about it. LOL.[/QUOTE]Another reason never to prepay for the girl. In my mind it went from LT to St so I told her so and payed her accordingly. Amazingly 40 minutes later she line chatted me saying that she was OK.

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The one thing that bothered me about the story, maybe it bothered you, was the separate showers. I don't like separate showers and I take a point off for such behavior. 3 points off and I will never barfine a girl again. [/QUOTE]Interesting system. I love your rigorous and systematic approach to the hobby. I always learn something new from you.

I'm not too much of a stickler about showering together. I've had girls that want to shower separately that have really been GFE and had nice bodies. And whom I've repeated with. Some girls are just shy.

Of course, not gogo girls that are used to prancing around naked. But a couple of the girls I picked up in Ibar and "regular" girls I'v met on the internet have been like this.

I liked Kinnaree place. It is very much like FKK club in Germany.

My choice was a 26 yo old girl called One. She was sweet and nice girl. Everything went well. 535 BF, drinks and 1000 for the girl.

Next time I need to go there more early and I might try threesome for the first time.

[QUOTE=Guy93;2000422]I liked Kinnaree place. It is very much like FKK club in Germany.

My choice was a 26 yo old girl called One. She was sweet and nice girl. Everything went well. 535 BF, drinks and 1000 for the girl.

Next time I need to go there more early and I might try threesome for the first time.[/QUOTE]"Wan" is a reasonably common Thai name (sounds like One) but means something else. Can be just a short form of longer names containing "wan" as a syllable, like Maliwan as an example.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2000449]"Wan" is a reasonably common Thai name (sounds like One) but means something else. Can be just a short form of longer names containing "wan" as a syllable, like Maliwan as an example.[/QUOTE]Unless her name is One as in the number. I know a few of those. Second girlfriend here was One as a matter of fact.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;2000354]Interesting system. I love your rigorous and systematic approach to the hobby. I always learn something new from you.

I'm not too much of a stickler about showering together. I've had girls that want to shower separately that have really been GFE and had nice bodies. And whom I've repeated with. Some girls are just shy.

Of course, not gogo girls that are used to prancing around naked. But a couple of the girls I picked up in Ibar and "regular" girls I'v met on the internet have been like this.[/QUOTE]Actually, I am not that rigorous. I tend to go with the flow and let the girl blossom with careful, thoughtful grooming on my part. I think of myself as a "know what I like when I see it" "know what I like when I taste it" kind of guy although when I look back and review my choices and what took place I do seem to have certain consistent preferences for a certain type of girl and GFE.

I like soapy shower. 555. What can I say? It's a fun way to start things off. I fondly remember my 1st Thai girl that I picked up in a Go Go in Patpong 1 back in "89. She initiated me into the soapy shower ritual and I remarked back then how clean Thai girls were. I also enjoy jacuzzi time with soapy girls. I know some guys think it is a waste of time, but with the right girl jacuzzi time (BJ's, body to body, pussy rubbing) can be a great prelude to the action to take place later on the bed. I still can recall a fantastic body to body massage a Singapore girl was giving me in Familia Nobre, Macau a few years back. She was slowly rubbing her pussy up and down my shaft and I became aware that if I just adjusted my body ever so slightly my dick might enter her vagina. So I made the maneuver as she was moving up on me and sure enough my dick made about a 1/2-inch penetration. She stopped what she was doing and looked intently into my eyes. I looked right back into hers. Talk about a pregnant pause. 555. Then she gave into what now I consider the inevitable and continued her move as I fully entered her vagina and we shagged on the soapy mattress in the wet room. I loved that girl and we had 3 sessions together. Sadly, I have lost my communication link with her or else I would be willing to fly to Singapore to see her again.

Anyway, in itself it is not a capital crime if a girl wants to shower separately. I am just a little let down that's all. A capital crime is bad breath, which I can usually detect before a barfine and so avoid, or worse yet, smelly pussy or too large pussy, or really bad attitude. Fortunately, smelly pussy is very rare in Thailand. I can't even recall it happening to me here. But I have encountered smelly pussy in the PI and even Cambodia one time. It is rare, but it does occur. I can't do a girl with smelly pussy and I want them out of my bed as soon as possible. Sorry to end this post on a sour note. Pun intended.