Pattaya Trip Report: Days 1-2
Day 1:
Arrived in Pattaya about 7 pm Tuesday via Bus from Bangkok Suvarnabhumi airport. Booked the bus ticket online, base fee was 260 baht + 70 or so baht for overweight and extra baggage. Noted that tickets were available directly at the airport for 120 baht, but I'm not sure about the quality of the bus. Also I think they will drop you off at bus station. The online method got me a decent air conditioned bus with reclining seats and dropped me off directly at hotel (Dynasty Inn on Soi 13).
After getting unpacked, decided to head out for some dinner and then back to the hotel for a nap before checking out walking street. Woke up about 11 pm feeling a bit refreshed and decided to walk as I wanted to check out the BR FL scene. I'd guess between Soi 13 and WS I saw about 50 or so FLs. The vast majority of them were a hard pass for me with a handful of maybes. Saw many punters bargaining with some of the girls. From reading the forum, 700-1000 seems to be the range for ST and 1200-1500 the range for LT. Will plan on using these numbers to bargain if I find one worth checking out.
Get to WS and decide to do a circuit before stopping in anywhere. I am surprised at the number of regular tourists mixed in with the punters here. Although I guess I shouldn't be as it was pretty much the same story at NEP and Soi Cowboy in Bangkok. I pass by a bunch of gogos, beer bars, etc. I see some decent lookers here and there but nothing worth stopping for. Also note many side Soi's with the same (side Soi's seem to be mostly go-go's). I pass I-bar and it looks pretty packed, I'm tempted to go in, but at this point I'm feeling the heat / humidity and the effort / irritation of getting down WS dodging the photo takers, rambling herds of Indians / Chinese and vaguely aggressive looking drunks has put me in an off mood and I decide to just walk around tonight.
Head back down WS and past BR again to see if the FL scene has improved. It's now about 1 am and it looks like there are a few more maybes in the bunch. I also hit the side opposite the beach and note many girls sitting down lost in their phones, I'm guessing they are all available as well. I walk all the way to Soi 7-8 and tour each street up and down. Tons of beer bars and MPs here. It looks like the MP's are mostly closed or closing at this point (a little past 2am). I stop in at a tiny beer bar near the corner of Soi 7 and decide I've earned a few drinks. I have a couple of beers and a whisky and watch things wind down for the night. 3 am by now and they are looking to close up. Calling it a night and will head out tomorrow with a better plan. Get a taxi bike back to hotel. I'm quoted 50 baht and know I should try and bargain down, but I'm too tired at this point.
Day 2:
Today I decide I want to get a BJ to start and after doing a bit of research it seems there are 2 BJ bars right on Soi 13/2 (Pump Station and Kittens). I do a walk down Soi 13/1 to check out the scene and see there are lots of MP's but no girls I would consider stopping for, like not even slow down to get a better look. This is not a good start. Same story as I head up Soi 13/2 from BR. Alas, Pump Station and Kittens are equally barren. I haven't busted a nut in about a week (for various reasons) and still these girls don't meet my meager standards. I can't believe I am practically tripping over pussy left and right and don't see any I want to try. This must be some level of hell. I really should have planned this better.
New plan of attack is to head down to Soi 6 and drop a load into anything remotely attractive. I catch a baht bus down to Soi 6 at around 2:30 pm. If anyone doesn't already know they're 10 baht a ride, you flag them down palm down, hop on the back, you ring a buzzer when you want to get off and pay at the end. Always good to have 10 baht coins or 20 baht notes handy for them. They're a great way to get around cheaply. Soi 6 is looking much better, plenty of that same type I saw on Soi 13/1 and 2 but some decent looking girls here and there. I see a couple of interesting options at Pink Pussy Bar and stop there. I get a beer to take a minute to review and unfortunately the girl I stopped for is already taken. No problem, option 2 has a cute face and a big round ass that is calling me. I invite her over for a drink and she tells me her name is Gheet, 19 YO. Lots of rubbing and dick grabbing while she sips her LD, after my week long layoff I am fully hard at this point which Gheet (and I) find funny. I don't even bother finishing my beer, and pretty much tell her upstairs, boom boom, now. It's 350 baht BF and another 1000 to the girl. From reading the forum, I think you can get her down to 700 or so, but the massive tent I'm pitching has pretty much destroyed any bargaining power I might have had. We go upstairs, she showers first then me. Note that the showers in these joints are really just a shower head in the toilet itself. No real separate shower. I also note that once the clothes comes off, the tits are much less impressive (damn push up bras) and some slight baby damage, that ass however is all good. A rather perfunctory 1 minute BJ starts things off and she's already putting on the hat. Fuck it, I'm ready to go. I set her up doggy and go to town on that ass for all of a New York minute before reaching a fantastic finish for such a lackluster session. It feels like I've cum for 3-5 seconds, and as I'm pulling out I notice my load has almost backed up out of the rubber. A Peter North worthy load (on his worst day perhaps) and unfortunately wasted inside the hat. This accomplishment is rather offset by my near 2 pump chump performance but oh well.
This is anecdotal, but I've been taking L-Arginine, Zinc, and Lecithin to increase load size and it looks like it really works. The week layoff helped lots for sure as well, but I've done that before and never produced that much. Anyways, back to it.
I decide to head out to LK Metro about 9 pm. I stop by Bronx Pizza which is on the way and I had read here was recommended. I heartily concur. 125 baht for two damn decent slices. BYOB however because they don't sell any. I walk through LK Metro and nothing really grabs me. I just don't seem to like go-gos, I find the LD hustle a real turn off. I don't mind buying drinks for the girl I'm sitting with, but when her friend (s) and mamasan have their hands out as well, it just irks me. I wander about for an hour or so and start to explore Soi Buakhao and some of the side alleys. It's dawning on me that there is truly a staggering number of girls to be had in Pattaya. It's not just WS and BR, they are all over. As I'm walking down Chaloem 25 Alley I spot a girl that has a fair resemblance to one I crushed on in HS. Done! It's a pretty dingy MP. The kind with a single room with a few beds that are only curtained off. Fortunately there are no other customers so it's not a problem. Service here is better than what I got on Soi 6, but I still wouldn't call it much more than decent. For some reason, she asks me for the condom (this being one of the few times I forgot to bring any) and then when she has to go get one, it takes like 5 minutes. Still enjoyed the session, although mostly for the aforementioned resemblance. I forget her name, but she was 22 YO and cute. Some baby damage though. It seems to be more common than not. I was told 1000 baht for the session, but when it comes time to pay up, I'm also asked 200 for the house even though I totally skipped the massage. I am guessing I should have argued, but I just paid it. Should have negotiated the session as well, as I think 700 would have got it done.
Walking back to the hotel I decide to stop at a beer bar to close out the night. Most girls don't have enough english to hold much of a conversation, but they have games you can play with them (connect 4, some dice game, and not sure what others) which actually turned out to be a lot of fun. Four drinks for me (2 whiskey, 2 beer), four LDs (150 baht each) for the two girls I played with came out to around 900 baht. Probably not everyone's cup of tea as you can get laid for that money, but I had fun and found it a nice break.
Sorry, not much good information to pass on, but just wanted to share my experience. If anything, note how much my lack of willpower to haggle has cost me. I'm guessing around 600 or so baht. Will post Days 3-4 soon.
