General Reports

[QUOTE=Depeche Mode]I tell my friends to look out for a goofy tall fat dude. I just know he will be at Adelitas like you said. I should get some glasses. Either way, by the end of today something will happen, and I will report it.[/QUOTE]What if the guy knows of this site. You have said enough for him to know it is you! What a web you would have woven. Reading your back post, you said your in your early 20's. Too young for these mistakes. Half your stuff, bad rep. with family and your main supply of pussy. All you have to do is wait for a better time. Why would you take witnesses ( your friends for now) with you? You want to be discreet as possible. Great posting but if you are married do not put so much unnecessary personal info in them. Just trying to keep you out of trouble.

[QUOTE=Crash Helmet]In light of the fact that colleges and universities around the world are virtual farms packed with hot, horny women who like to bone down, what's up with Tijuana's Autonomous University, one of Mexico's major (yes, major) universities?

I've never read a darn thing about this major university on any monger board and I'm wondering why the major poontang players out there haven't practiced their craft at a major Mexican university that happens to be right in their own backyard. Strange, isn't it? The operative word here is 'oppurtunity', and that's something a university would provide a monger.

All you ever hear about is La Zona this, Las Pulgas that. Then there are all the other pick up spots. Places like Ochoa's or the shopping mall in Zona Rio.

And so I wonder...how come we never hear or read reports of men on the prowl who till (or attempt to till) this target rich fertile ground for the procurement of either sexual or social gratification?

Does anyone know where in TJ this university is? How long would it take to get there from the border by car?[/QUOTE]Mexican women there are not going to be like the american chicks you see at frat parties in the u. S. I prolly wouldn't even think they would have something like that there. There a bit more traditional. If there in a univ. I would guess.

[QUOTE=Depeche Mode]Yeah I already know Im a piece of shit...well Im safe for now...did not see him....I figure if he saw me he would have confronted me. LOL btw when I said I had HOMO buddies, I did not mean it literally, I was just mad. Ill give you guys a report later... Lets just say this trip was very efficient.[/QUOTE]


Is your wives friend a female? If so and she mentioned they where going clubbing in Tj, I doubt this guy would set foot into a hooker bar with his female friends. But who knows, if you're a weird guy your friends might be as well.


And we know what you meant when you called your buddies homos. None of us think you're a homosexual. We just think it's pretty gay to want to have group sex with your buddies, if you know what I mean. And now even more so since we found out that your married.

And I hope you don't take this the wrong way but from your posts you tend to whine like a chick. But regardless of all that, I can't wait to read your report. :)

I think we hurt Depeche Mode feelings. He has logged on but did not add his report. I hope he knows we were only half serious. Never would have guess he was married.

Maybe his wife logged on to his account and found this site on his bookmarks. :eek:

His friends were bragging to their friends, who told their friends, who told friends of hers, who told her. NEVER take witnesses who know your S/O or are in your area. I am in Texas today was going to go to NL but tomorrow is Tijuana so I can wait. NL is a seven hour round trip. Not worth the rush and hassle. Not to mention the amount of gasoline it would take. I fly out in the morning for the second leg of my trip.

Where do you live?

[QUOTE=Sgt Perv]His friends were bragging to their friends, who told their friends, who told friends of hers, who told her. NEVER take witnesses who know your S/O or are in your area.[/QUOTE]
And this, my friends, is 180-proof truth. Anytime I went to TJ I was either almost always alone (but sober the whole time) or with colleagues who I knew as fact to be like-minded and would keep their mouths shut. Your wife or the average cat at your job probably wouldn't be very understanding of your indulgence in the hobby so there's no need to air your dirty laundry like that.

[QUOTE=Efjayel]Where do you live?[/QUOTE]Planet earth. Third rock from the sun.

And here I thought you lived in Uranus. :D j/k

Enough already, the hunt is better than the talk, or the put down of others.

Happy hunting

Thanks Firedsup, I agree.

Sadly, when we returned from our first trip to Tijuana, we blattered to anyone that would listen about how great the place was, big mistake.

LOL no my wife did no such thing, I just log on, check whats up and leave cause I had no time for a report.

Hey guys, well the shit really hit the fan. Just kidding, here's what happened:

Woke up, worked out and then showered. My friend picked me up and we were off to the 711 to get some cash. We start the drive at around 4 so there was daylight still. My friend really enjoyed driving there during the day as there is actually something to look at. We arrive at around 6:30.

We cross the border then tell the taxi to take us to La Revolution. He drops us off infront of Adelitas. My friend (who was always CLOSED minded about exploring Tijuana) wanted to explore the blvd. Our first stop, the infamous Hong Kong! Wow the place is pretty cool. We sat down and my friend instantly started talking/touching one of the girls. I of course was eagerly awaiting Adelitas. We leave and continue exploring Revolution. We saw a club called "New York" dead as all hell, we then saw Mermaids, again dead. We found Chicago Club, and the doorman asked me when my birthday was, must have thought I was 17 LOL. Chicago was un lively so we continued to the famous alley behind Hong Kong. I then tell my buddies, I have to go Fuck, so we head to Adelitas. There I snag a Tall light skinned beauty. We head up to the Hotel and do the dirty, she was a complete 9/10 looks wise, but in the bedroom I would rate her a 3. I don't mind though, if there super hot I don't expect them to be good in bed. Go back to my friends who are waiting for me, they say they want to go back to the Hong Kong club, and that we do.

Back at Hong Kong my friend looks for the chick he was talking to earlier. Couldn't find her. Saw the famous shaving cream show though. We sit and he goes looking for her again. He returns with a 10/10 I don't know what shes called but she was in a group of girls wearing a Red Hong Kong top with small white shorts. He tells us that all she does is dance and does not fuck or strip. I think she is adorable, could not find a flaw in her, and she was probably 18 years old and some odd days. We hang out with her at Hong Kong and my friend is smitten by her. He gets her number and hotmail. We go out and get some tacos, fuck they were delicious. We are done and back to the border we go.

I was the only one that fucked. But my two friends had loads of fun. We drive back to L. A. And I live to fight another day!

Who goes to 711 to get cash? What did you do, hold up the place?

Nice report. And dont forget to clear your browsers history.

[QUOTE=Depeche Mode]
We cross the border then tell the taxi to take us to La Revolution. He drops us off infront of Adelitas.[/QUOTE]

The cab driver did you a favor. You weren't on Revolution (full of tourist ripoff strip clubs) but Coahuila. The yellow cabs have a deal with Adelitas so it's not surprising he took you there.

But the next time you go, ask the cab driver to take you to Adelitas or you may really end up on Revolution.

I'll be leaving for my first TJ trip this Friday and returning Saturday. It'll take me about 2.5 hours to get there and was wondering what time of day on a Friday is the least busy time to cross by automobile.

Are Saturdays better to return than Sundays?