Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=ParkVille;2006312]So I am not eager to visit ibar, I can arrive at anytime. I won't exactly have a lot of time so getting there at the right time is kind of important (eg: Let's say I can only sneak out for 1-2 hours). I have been to Insomnia too early before and it was really boring, waiting for any decent P4 P girls to arrive. But when they do arrive, it's by the boatload!

So anyway, what is the best time to get to Insomnia / Ibar? I reckon it's 2 AM or 2:30 AM but I was just wondering what others thought. I kind of want to maximize on the limited time I have (work obligations).[/QUOTE]Even later. Say 3 am.

This year there were lot more girls on BR as compared to last. SAT night was particularly impressive but quality was horrible. Over 500 fuglies. No Uzbek or Colombians. I could not find even one girl to my liking and practically had to force myself to select at least one so as to now sleep alone. Freelancers may be cheap and plenty but the looks and bodies are hopeless. Pathetic.

The MPs on 2nd soi had better looking girls but I don't think one can get laid there. The other cheaper options like soi 6 and Paradise massage were hopeless too but better than BR. I prefer to bring girls to hotel room.

So how do I up the ante? Someone mentioned hitting club 808. Any other places to pickup better looking girls?

This is my first reports on the forum. Was my first time in Pattaya, and although I'm sure I'll commit plenty of inaccuracy and factual mistakes that will inflame the veterans of this forum, I'll give a go at writing a report, hoping that the newbie point of view will be found useful by some.

Fist I'the like to thank all of you for the many great reports (Mr. E, Uncle V, and so many others). I read many many pages of your heroic pussy hunting adventures and got many great advice, recommendations, without which I could never have enjoyed my stay the way I did. It's true that nothing can prepare you for the feel of Pattaya, but for not walking around looking like a pheasant looking for a good plucking, reading that forum is priceless.

Day 1.

I arrived at Suvahrmabumi early afternoon. As some of you recommended, I had booked Mr Virach taxi, whom took me to my hotel, at sea residence, right near walking street, for 1000 inc toll. I did not want to waste any hours waiting for buses. This is a true monger hotel. But to forget if you want to sleep before 4 am. It's hopeless, I have tried, as it is right above a noisy beer bar.

I went right out to buy some essential, tee shirt, shorts, flip flops. First impression of Pattaya were good. I have to say I feel very safe from the very start. It's prettier than I thought, quite clean, more than Paris streets I thoughts. I felt immediately at home. I felt more at ease than in Bangkok.

Then the night started, and as any green tooth probably does, I went straight to walking street.

I started up with Skyfall. The line-up was excellent. Fun girls, chatty, and descent English for the one I talked to. The seating area design is good to see the girl and make your pick. No undue pressure for ladies drink. Importantly music was not too loud and it was possible to talk. I could have picked a girl there, playful and good attitude, but the night was young and the price was steep. I think I was quoted 1000 BF and 4000 LT. So no girl, but I had fun.

Next one my list was the Windmill. I had read so much about it, and was eager to find out if you could really finger the girls there for the price of a LD. The place was in full swing when I arrived, with 2 naked girls pretending to mount each other on the stage. Now, I had read a lot about how the girls there are not the best looking, and I was expecting the girls to be below average. I was therefore pleasantly surprised. I suppose seasoned monger get picky other time. It really has to be it as the girls had nothing to be ashamed of. Maybe not Skyfall level, but a good number of very pretty ladies. Still a dreamland compared to the desolation of a Western bar. Friendly they were indeed. A cute came to find me, I offered her a drink, and not 2 minutes later I had my finger up her pussy, and my tongue deep in her month. She quoted me 1000 BF and 4000ST. I ask if she was doing anal, she didn't. I did not progress further. And soon another came forward, clearly not by accident as it became clear she was offering that service. She was a bit less pretty than the first one, but still a good looking girl. She quoted 3000ST. I told her I would come back, which I did a few days later, but for the time being I was not feeling like going to such expense, as I was knackered by the flight and did not expect to last the night.

I wandered down the street and ended up at Ibar. I read a lot of positive reviews about the place. I quickly had the feeling it wasn't so much for me. Maybe I was just tired but I found the music simply too strong and the place was too packed. Hard to move around. I got talking to a few girls but did not find one I liked that would go for less than 2000, and they were far from gogo quality. Not feeling the need to pay any more drinks, I made my way to beach road. I was too late though and the girls had already moved to the city side of BR. Seems like the police do not let them on the beach side after 2 am. I got stopped by a few LD, some of them charming, but I had my first experience you'the better be careful in Pattaya. One of them, while pretending to jokingly grind me with her butt, tried to pickpocket me. I just had time to wench her hand out of my pocket. "I wasn't. " "yes you were, get away from me!" But nothing had happen and I was in a good mood. A bit later I found a WG for 600, she took me to a short time hotel (150 bath, but a dump of a place), as I didn't want to take someone to my room on the first day. She was an OK provider, and felt like a warm welcome in Pattaya. Soon I was back to my hotel and into my bed. I was a good first day.

While they will accept the patronage of Westerners, I discovered a level of unfriendliness (I would not exactly call it outright hostility) at Baccara and the inaptly named Happy Agogo, visited during my four days in Pattaya over the past couple weeks. At Baccara was ushered to the second floor, to a seat along the stage (interesting setup, plexiglas floor with girls sliding down a pole to the first floor). (Me: early-50's Caucasian, fit enough, but most importantly, with a wallet equipped enough to cover any cost.) The girls engaged with the Japanese customers (and there was one Westerner in the corner who looked to have scored a takeout, assuming she had not been pulled from another location), though only one returned my smile. Quickly finished my beer, used the loo and, on the way out, slipped 60 baht to the girl who had smiled; I pulled her aside and explained exactly why it was that I was tipping. She said she was happy to go with farang, though I doubt that is the case with the vast majority of Baccara girls. (Also noticed an excess of nose-rubbing by the girls at Baccara. Yabba-do?)

Just goes to show that times change with these clubs; five years ago I barfined a hot girl from Baccara, and though the memory is hazy, I recall no negatives. At the same time, I had an unpleasant encounter at Beach Club (now in a different location) regarding overbilling, and running up a ladydrink tab with a girl who was not able to barfine (in retrospect, possibly a good thing). Bouncers were, laughably, pushing me out the door, and it could have been worse, had there been a couple more of them. Fast-forward to 2017: I had a great time at Beach Club, intended to return but never did in four days quest to hit most of the gogos.

Perhaps the weirdest anti-farang joint (I see a poster had visited and wonder what his experience was) is Happy Agogo. To their credit, the girls ignore all the customers, staring into space, until the Japanese customers pull them over for ladydrinks or lavish them with bills or pingpong balls. Their little synchronized spinning routine to the techno "gogogogogogo" music was hypnotic, and maddening. Sometimes I want what I cannot have, and I'm merely assuming that is the case. I did not stick around to make any mental investment in trying, and there are tens of thousands more willing ones to choose from just out the door.

Oddly, a place near the entrance to Walking Street (on the right as you walk in, a few shops in) that billed itself as having some kind of Nippon anime theme had friendly girls, and I barfined a lass in her early 20's (name? I do not recall). As we walked the cut-through to Pattaya 2 Road, to catch the baht bus to the Barraquda M (wonderful hotel, great great great location) a young kid, presumably American, said "Great choice, man!" So. Japanese theme or no, go figure.

[QUOTE=WildHawk;2006704]While they will accept the patronage of Westerners, I discovered a level of unfriendliness (I would not exactly call it outright hostility) at Baccara and the inaptly named Happy Agogo.
Perhaps the weirdest anti-farang joint (I see a poster had visited and wonder what his experience was) is Happy Agogo. To their credit, the girls ignore all the customers, staring into space, until the Japanese customers pull them over for ladydrinks or lavish them with bills or pingpong balls. Their little synchronized spinning routine to the techno "gogogogogogo" music was hypnotic, and maddening. Sometimes I want what I cannot have, and I'm merely assuming that is the case. I did not stick around to make any mental investment in trying, and there are tens of thousands more willing ones to choose from just out the door.
[/QUOTE]Baccara is by far my least favorite gogo in the world. Yes, in the world.

I have never had a good experience in there.

With all the other great places in Pattaya, I wonder how they stay open. I've heard that the Baccara in Bangkok is a fun place. It doesn't bother me though; the other gogo's are amazing! I always have a great time in Pattaya. I just avoid Baccara, LOL.

Can anyone tell me if Rioja club in jomtien is still going? And if it is can you explain in simple terms how to get there say from jomtien beach road soi 5? . I hope to be in Pattaya early may and last visit I tried Passion club and Kinaree but never found Rioja.

Can anyone on the ground there tell me if the raids are still having effect on fun levels IE in Babydolls Windmill and the use of short time rooms on soi 6 or are the fun police still operating?

Anyone tried the new bar on soi 33 third road where the old Carre Blanc used to be? Is it operating same as the old bar? Any help much appreciated.

Looking forward to arriving in May and posting regular reports just hope the boys in brown have relaxed a little after getting their tea monies and don't completely ruin Pattaya for all of us.

Does anyone know any place for Orgy parties in Pattaya?

Howdy boys,

I'm writing this for me as much for anyone else. I want to be able to reference this as I plan my next trip to LOS later this year. I do hope there is value for the board, however.

I got back to the good old US of A last Saturday night after a whirlwind 7 days and 6 nights in Pattaya. As I said before, this was my first trip of any kind like this in 12 years (the last time I was in Pattaya). If I have any regrets, it's only that on two of the nights I over did it on the booze. Simply put, I started too early in the day and as a result I didn't eat nearly enough and ended up feeling like shit the day after. Of course, I did not let this detour my pursuits of ass and titties but I would have enjoyed those days more if not nursing a hangover.

Having said that, I really did have a wonderful time. 7 days and 6 nights is not a lot of time and while I'll likely do about that same amount of time in the future, I do need to be a bit more methodical about planning. I also relied on WeChat a bit too much. For example, one morning I woke up, hung over at about 10 am. Got on WeChat and had a massage girl come over (1000 baht massage and BJ) But, by around 4 pm I wanted to hit up Soi 6. I ended up at a bar there (don't recall the name, sorry) But I'm sitting there with this sexy 20 year old. She had a tight black dress on, and her body was firm and everything, but I had wasted a load on the the massage girl, when I should have held off. I ended up passing on taking her to the short time motel (they weren't letting you take them upstairs at this time) Hindsight is 20/20, I know but the point is I didn't make very good plans.

Another thing I realized: I'm not really a gogo guy. I went two nights and gogo hopped and while I had a good experience with one of the gogo girls I BFed, I prefer bargirls. I guess. It's bizarre, but I've never really been a big strip club guy. I'm weird I guess. So again in hindsight, I should have spent more time on Soi 7 as I hear there are some good bars there to pick up a bargirl. I didn't step foot on Soi 7 this trip, regrettably.

Final thoughts:

I like LK Metro and while I'm not crazy about gogos, I will probably stay there next time and make that my base of operations. I'll double down on my fitness and diet the month prior to coming over. I did a pretty good job of this, this last time and I think that's why I had the stamina I did. But, I'm getting older (will be 38 in a couple months) and being able to shoot 4 and 5 loads in a day is more of a challenge than in my youth. Every shot counts, so again better planning will help in the this regard. Meet more girls face to face. WeChat is cool, but none of the girls looked as good as their profile pics (weird I know LOL) Moving forward, unless I meet the girl face to face, and get her WeChat, that will be used only as a last resort.

For a guy like me: Recently divorced; professional whose main issue is not so much money, but more so making time to get over there, Pattaya is really great. Not saying, I want to blow money. I was very frugal, I am by nature and I came in under budget for this trip. I'm allocating those funds in the planning of my next trip. Pattaya has certainly changed since the last time I was there in 2005, but really. It hasn't changed at all. It's bigger. More hotels and shops and traffic. But it's the same insofar as Pattaya is full of good looking and sweet girls who for relatively inexpensively (compared to Western Standards) will take your money and provide a very good GFE. That's why I came and that's what I got.

Cheers boys.

[QUOTE=KrpDiem;2006690]This is my first reports on the forum. Was my first time in Pattaya, and although I'm sure I'll commit plenty of inaccuracy and factual mistakes that will inflame the veterans of this forum, I'll give a go at writing a report, hoping that the newbie point of view will be found useful by some.

Fist I'the like to thank all of you for the many great reports (Mr. E, Uncle V, and so many others). I read many many pages of your heroic pussy hunting adventures and got many great advice, recommendations, without which I could never have enjoyed my stay the way I did. It's true that nothing can prepare you for the feel of Pattaya, but for not walking around looking like a pheasant looking for a good plucking, reading that forum is priceless.

.[/QUOTE]Nice first report. You are living up to your moniker and not wasting time. I expect that good times will accumulate exponentially for you!

Ibar can be a drag at times. I am its biggest advocate. But even I can find myself miserable there. However, it's always been the place where I have found the girls I have clicked with the most and ended up repeating for GFE. It just takes a little patience. And you will be hard pressed to take any of the really attractive girls (at least the ones I find attractive) for under 2 K LT. (I am sure MR. E will beg to differ, but this is my experience).

I am looking forward to hearing more about you trip.

Stay horny my friend!

You-V.

[QUOTE=JiveMofo;2005381]Yeah, I'm guessing the Castle is pretty similar to Demonia in BKK (limited). Only interested in trying a slave again. Still might be worthwhile if I'm in the mood for a repeat experience, but girl would need to be more attractive than what I had in BKK. How was the slave lineup as far as looks / body / age etc?[/QUOTE]Damn, hoping thing didn't slip at Demonia. My impression was the Demonia is far and away a better layout and had better looking woman over Castle. Also, I think you get an hour and a half at Demonia vs 60 minutes at Castle.

My post in Bangkok Reports thread includes several pictures of Demonia girls. (no face). I'd rate these girls 6's, maybe 7 for one. I did enjoy my time there, always worth at least one visit on a multi day stay. With prices escalating in Nana and Cowboy, this is not as high to me as it once was. See #35979 dtd 8/4/16 in Bangkok Reports thread for pix.

[QUOTE=FckDick;2006778]Does anyone know any place for Orgy parties in Pattaya?[/QUOTE]If by "orgy parties" you mean "many men and many women all fucking in the same room", it is unlikely you will find that anywhere in Pattaya or even in Thailand at all.

Contrary to what many believe, most Thai are sexually quite conservative. Yes, even the P4P girls.

A few years agogo a western couple organised some "swingers" parties. The police promptly raided the place and send them home.

[QUOTE=Broxy;2006774]Can anyone on the ground there tell me if the raids are still having effect on fun levels IE in Babydolls Windmill and the use of short time rooms on soi 6 or are the fun police still operating?[/QUOTE]I can't say how gogo-clubs are affected but I was in Soi 6 yesterday so I can say something about that. The short time rooms upstairs from the bars are still closed but the bar I was in was using another room just nearby, so it was convenient. However, the normal rate for the in-house rooms are around 300 Baht and since the bar from yesterday was uning another room, outside from the bar, the fee was higher. I paid 500 Baht for taking the girl there. So yes, the service in Soi 6 is still noticeably affected and I just wish it will go back to nomal as soon as possible.

[QUOTE=KrpDiem;2006690]I got talking to a few girls but did not find one I liked that would go for less than 2000, and they were far from gogo quality.[/QUOTE]Great report man. Way to fend off the LBs.

Can anyone tell me what exactly is gogo quality? Everytime I meet a chick outside of a gogo she looks like a normal chick to me. Then later she says she works at a gogo. Late last night/early this morning I met a chick in my elevator. I asked her what she was doing. She said just coming from work. I asked where she worked and she said Saphire. Again just looked like a normal chick to me.

Is it just the lighting and the outfits inside the clubs that are making people assign a quality to gogo chicks? How would you know a gogo chick out of a lineup of a bunch of chicks wearing jeans and t-shirts? I damn sure would not know the difference.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2006891]Great report man. Way to fend off the LBs.

Can anyone tell me what exactly is gogo quality? Everytime I meet a chick outside of a gogo she looks like a normal chick to me. Then later she says she works at a gogo. Late last night/early this morning I met a chick in my elevator. I asked her what she was doing. She said just coming from work. I asked where she worked and she said Saphire. Again just looked like a normal chick to me.

Is it just the lighting and the outfits inside the clubs that are making people assign a quality to gogo chicks? How would you know a gogo chick out of a lineup of a bunch of chicks wearing jeans and t-shirts? I damn sure would not know the difference.[/QUOTE]You got that right, Mr. E, Just because they work in a GoGo, doesn't mean they are top quality all the times. Many without makeup just look normal and it is the lighting too. I see a lot of girls on stage and say to myself wow, up close, at times then the heavy makeup, facial scars, etc. Based on your opinion that is why I'm negative about GoGo owners opening places and have all those levels of Barfines for their girls. Agency girls, Model girls, Super models, to me it is plain stupid no matter how they want to define it. I remember a girl who use to work Peppermint, very average even in looks, she got a job at What's Up?

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2006891]Can anyone tell me what exactly is gogo quality? Everytime I meet a chick outside of a gogo she looks like a normal chick to me. Then later she says she works at a gogo. Late last night/early this morning I met a chick in my elevator. I asked her what she was doing. She said just coming from work. I asked where she worked and she said Saphire. Again just looked like a normal chick to me.

Is it just the lighting and the outfits inside the clubs that are making people assign a quality to gogo chicks? How would you know a gogo chick out of a lineup of a bunch of chicks wearing jeans and t-shirts? I damn sure would not know the difference.[/QUOTE]I am guessing the expectation for 'go-go quality' is beautiful face, all around 9-10, or close to it? I have not seen very many beautiful girls at the go-go's, although I will admit I have not stopped in very many of them. I think the level of attractiveness at go-go's tends to be more consistent than what you'd find at a beer bar or MP, but it seems to me that I can find girls just as good to my liking at these other venues if I shop around. I DO want to try a beautiful girl on my next go-around in Pattaya, although it almost seems that level of attractiveness makes me a bit uncomfortable. I've been around tons of pretty girls, but not very many beauties if that makes any sense.

Any suggestions as to which go-go has the most beautiful girls and what I would expect to pay? I guess 1-1.5 K BF, and 3 K ST or in that neighborhood?