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[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]Reminds me of when the US presidential election was taking place and a friend of mine in Rio was swearing Obama was muslim and arab.[/QUOTE]
Hell, a lot of dumb-assed Americans believe that too. There are no national boundaries on stupidity.
[QUOTE=Prosal]
Brasilians are VERY unworldly-wise people. True burros I'd say.[/QUOTE]
"Unworldly-wise???" Man, it takes guts to call others--let alone an entire nationality--burros using language like that.
Truth is, there are lots of burros in the US, and everywhere. And they seem to love to show it on the internet.
Here I am, to try to make feel here with my reports from Rio, the ones that sit down at their own home.
Shortly, I did not have to be here, as I had to go to Tashkent, Uzbekistan, but I got back pain 2 days before to go and I lost the chance to taste Uzbek pussy. Then 3 days ago I got almost totally recovered and I was able to bullshit my boss at work, telling him I need to go to warm place to get totally healthy....so here I am, I arrived yesterday via madrid with Iberia, good price, 575 euro, but not much amenities on the board, only 3 movies and neither nice.
When I hit copa was 19:20 so all the travel agency in praia lido where I was used to change money, where already closed, I did not want to change at airport at too low rate, so I tried ATM at banco do brazil a bit in worry, cause my dick was in need of soon money, read pussy LOL.
Difference from january, it worked with all my 4 cards and I went out with 2.000 reais and this made me feel much better as I was sure if I saw some good food, my dick got nice dinner.
Once in hotel, I thought to take shower, sleep a bit, have a dinner and go out.....After 20 minutes I was already inside Montecarlo as I did only shower....yes, I can eat at my home place food :)
I was too tired, jet lag did not help me, I was up almost 24 hours, so even if I was horny, I was not sure I could have a great session, however Montecarlo was packed, neither free place to sit down and I saw no one of the girls I saw in march, however some 8' and many 6,5', none 9 or above.
I drunk my sprite and went to terraco atlantico, without no sex at all, just a chit chat with some girls.
In front of Help even if it was friday evening, it was very slow about midnight, I can say on monday evening in january much more persons than yesterday and no new girls, the same old faces....not good.
Inside it was, even at 1:00 am half empty, considering it was already weekend and no one girls really inspired me to spend money, that btw seems to be 400 reais, quickly down to 300 with 2 girls I asked.
I drunk only caipirinha, but I was so tired that I had the feeling I did not walk inside the disco, but just flying....at sea level ;)
Then I was almost sure it was a first day with no sex...yes my dick started to get pissed off....I decided to check a place that even if I neither took girl,too expensive, but has nice stuff....Barbarella.....
To make long short.....WOOOOOOOW!!!!
They wanted to charge me 80 reais, that I got immediately down to 60 reais, cause I told them, it is late night or 60 or I go and hey, it worked, even if maybe I got only the non gringo price. Good enough I saw my portuguese was even better than last time....Pimsleur works good LOL
Inside I neither had time to sit down that a girl approached me....petite thin brunette from porto alegre......there was immediately chemistry as we touched softly with almost no conversation and she kissed me...I though, ok with this expensive place, maybe it is normal....the conversation then was nice, but nothing special....special was the way she kissed me.....and the fact that after half hour she still ordered nothing to drink.....when I offer her to buy a drink, she said, wait and she came back with a glass of water...very good sign !!!!
I asked how much for how much time..she said, the girls here want 500 reais and I said, they can ask whatever they want......you ? She said 300 reais and I said, I arrived today, I have only 200 reais....she said no and I was almost happy as I was always more tired, but I kept on kissing her, as it is free LOL
After a bit, she suddendly said, ok for 200 and obviously I start the usual questions about what she likes in sex and she said, me gosta todo de todo..........let's go I replied !!!
It was a very good sessione, specially cause I was very surprised I cum twice, first in shower with her on her knees bj me with cif.....so good !
And then on the bed, with no anal, as I was too tired and lazy to go to search in the suitcase where the fuck I put the lube, as without it she said it little hurts her and I am not big dick man....nevermind.
However I let her go away and I check the time I woke up, I mean I started my travel 32 hours before......shit, when I realized this, I close the door and I slept as a child.
So with a bit of luck even in the turist rip off place it is possible to get very good experience at very good price.
Today all the day at the beach, about =28C., very pleasent weather and sun, posto 9 packed with a lot of pussy, but I slept even at the beach LOL.
To tomorrow dear friends when it will arrive my bro from NY, cause even if I have no problem to stay alone, there is nothing better than to meet with a bro, from this forum btw, whom last time I had really a lot of fun and btw, he is the one who showed me termas.....dear one, I owe you more than one beers :)
Suerteee
[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Prosal -- However, a little lesson in investing - if you had bet on the unworldly Brazilians starting say three years ago or even as recent as 3 months ago, you would have come out quite well.[/QUOTE]Well stated, and so true.
[QUOTE=Mangera] ... Side note-I truly love and enjoy Medellin and its colombianas ( they are definitely a special breed), but my heart is in Brasil. I am glad you have been able to experience both plenty such as myself. And please don't hesitate to continue your reports in the same fashion. Ate logo![/QUOTE]
Thanks amigo.
I´ll tell ya what, I too love the Colombiana, especially the sweet Paisa, but as far as the `lovin`goes, the Brasiliera for me, wins easily.
I´m back in Sao Paulo, just had the best sex of my life with a new garota I met. Report coming in the SP section, in a few days that is. Too busy chasin out here :)
Gentlemen (and the rest of you who are members of this forum),
As a result of well-noted and constructive critiques of my archaic, yet, inspiring and informative style of prose, I have decided to put forth an extra degree of effort in this report--and this report only--to attempt to provide a well-thought-out, well-structured essay void of any references that might be construed as racism or any other such derogatory or inflammatory rhetoric.
Let us begin, shall we?
Monday: I woke up later in the afternoon, due mostly in-part to the proper reaming I delivered to Ms. Viviane over the course of the previous night and morning. Upon our resumption of consciousness, we bid each other adieu after first strolling over to the local grocery, which also boasted a 24-hour accessible ATM. When I first informed the young, vivacious Viviane that we would have to parade over to the 'cajero' in order to retrieve the necessary funds to satisfy our agreement, she expressed some discontent. Likely, she did not want to subject herself to the leering eyes of others, who might judge her to be what she actually was--a prostitute. Of course, she had no choice; if she did not agree to go with me to the ATM, she would only get the Reais I had on hand--about 50Reais. Needless to say, she eventually relented. We settled the debt, kissed and parted ways.
Per previous arrangement, I was supposed to meet up with my fellow mongering crew (Sami, Voyager1 and Blk Bigbootyluv) for lunch, then, move on to make our pilgrimage to 4x4. Well, since I am normally a late riser when I have a bellywarmer stay overnight, I missed the rendezvous. However, I called Sami to let him know that I was still planning to meet the group at 4x4.
I arrived at 4x4 at about 3:30pm, well beyond the initial 2pm opening, which I originally planned to make. During my last couple of visits to 4x4, I observed a quite intriguing lass whose name I forget, but, I nicknamed her "the S-girl, " for the shape made by the curve of her back and buttocks--it was really quite amazing! She was a blonde and had, what I considered to be a very seductive voice and a perfect body. We talked on several occasions prior to this visit and, I had put her on my "must-do list" for this trip. Today, was my last day, so, I had to make good on my promise. One thing that should be noted about my hobbying activity in a termas, is that I don't ever grab a girl right away. I like to sit back, have a few drinks, talk to the girls and the mongers, then make my decision--hopefully, before the discount deadline.
As luck would have it, at the time when I was ready, S-girl had been snatched up by another lurking monger. I subtly, yet feverishly searched for a suitable replacement. I found one. This girl had an onion on her that would make any Brasilheira envious. She was wearing a red bra and panties set and as soon as she walked by, I knew I had to have her. Additionally intriguing about her was this mid-western farmgirl face that she had, topped off with a very genuine, innocent smile. Although I initially planned to see two girls at 4x4 tonight, I knew that she was going to be all I needed. I was right; by the time it was all over, she would bring me to orgasm four times! That, and I had arranged for Mayara (the bodybuilder) from earlier in my trip to come by my apartment in the morning and I knew I had to save up for her!
Luckily for you, she wasn't camera shy. Gentlemen, I present for your viewing pleasure. The amazing Gracie! Thank me later.
[URL=http://www.zshare.net/video/652782999a856f35/]Grace Video.MOV[/URL]
Rodeo
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Gone are the days when this board said anything new.
Folks,
I caught up with a friend other day who was telling me his adventure down in Florida strip, Centro. He ended up having a dupla, then one of the girls 'milked' on him LOL I been trying to rack my brains for the abbreviation ie like CIM, BBBJ for getting milked on. Was hilarious story verging on the bizarre, does anyone have the term or abbreviation? Party for useful knowledge, other part to wind him up. For being milked on.
Said was bizarre one girl down south other started milking all over him. Guess just another one of that bizarre ones to tick off the list LOL
It was actually the last Monday he was down where everything was shut in Centro but he thought he would give Florida a try (first time there) and it was open, arrived early (11pm) only guy there about 7 or 8 girls all huddled watching TV seemingly a soap opera so no point trying to engage in conversation at this point. When it finished the fun started and some drinks bought and he had a private club with about 6 of the girls doing shows and dragging him up and all the shenanigans and fun.
Eventually settled on a dupla as was low on funds went only for the 30 mins $R140 (incl cabin) and $R10 Enterance with $R5 per Skol, so prices as of last sperto update (March 09) still valid.
He did get approached leaving the cabin by couple of local dodgers offering viagra amongst 'other' things despite their persistance he stuck to his guns and left hassle free.
That Grace has got a monster booty, hopefully she will still
be there in April.
[QUOTE=Lukasek]Here I am, to try to make feel here with my reports from Rio, the ones that sit down at their own home.
Shortly, I did not have to be here, as I had to go to Tashkent, Uzbekistan, but I got back pain 2 days before to go and I lost the chance to taste Uzbek pussy. Then 3 days ago I got almost totally recovered and I was able to bullshit my boss at work, telling him I need to go to warm place to get totally healthy....so here I am, I arrived yesterday via madrid with Iberia, good price, 575 euro, but not much amenities on the board, only 3 movies and neither nice.
When I hit copa was 19:20 so all the travel agency in praia lido where I was used to change money, where already closed, I did not want to change at airport at too low rate, so I tried ATM at banco do brazil a bit in worry, cause my dick was in need of soon money, read pussy LOL.
Difference from january, it worked with all my 4 cards and I went out with 2.000 reais and this made me feel much better as I was sure if I saw some good food, my dick got nice dinner.
Once in hotel, I thought to take shower, sleep a bit, have a dinner and go out.....After 20 minutes I was already inside Montecarlo as I did only shower....yes, I can eat at my home place food :)
I was too tired, jet lag did not help me, I was up almost 24 hours, so even if I was horny, I was not sure I could have a great session, however Montecarlo was packed, neither free place to sit down and I saw no one of the girls I saw in march, however some 8' and many 6,5', none 9 or above.
I drunk my sprite and went to terraco atlantico, without no sex at all, just a chit chat with some girls.
In front of Help even if it was friday evening, it was very slow about midnight, I can say on monday evening in january much more persons than yesterday and no new girls, the same old faces....not good.
Inside it was, even at 1:00 am half empty, considering it was already weekend and no one girls really inspired me to spend money, that btw seems to be 400 reais, quickly down to 300 with 2 girls I asked.
I drunk only caipirinha, but I was so tired that I had the feeling I did not walk inside the disco, but just flying....at sea level ;)
Then I was almost sure it was a first day with no sex...yes my dick started to get pissed off....I decided to check a place that even if I neither took girl,too expensive, but has nice stuff....Barbarella.....
To make long short.....WOOOOOOOW!!!!
They wanted to charge me 80 reais, that I got immediately down to 60 reais, cause I told them, it is late night or 60 or I go and hey, it worked, even if maybe I got only the non gringo price. Good enough I saw my portuguese was even better than last time....Pimsleur works good LOL
Inside I neither had time to sit down that a girl approached me....petite thin brunette from porto alegre......there was immediately chemistry as we touched softly with almost no conversation and she kissed me...I though, ok with this expensive place, maybe it is normal....the conversation then was nice, but nothing special....special was the way she kissed me.....and the fact that after half hour she still ordered nothing to drink.....when I offer her to buy a drink, she said, wait and she came back with a glass of water...very good sign !!!!
I asked how much for how much time..she said, the girls here want 500 reais and I said, they can ask whatever they want......you ? She said 300 reais and I said, I arrived today, I have only 200 reais....she said no and I was almost happy as I was always more tired, but I kept on kissing her, as it is free LOL
After a bit, she suddendly said, ok for 200 and obviously I start the usual questions about what she likes in sex and she said, me gosta todo de todo..........let's go I replied !!!
It was a very good sessione, specially cause I was very surprised I cum twice, first in shower with her on her knees bj me with cif.....so good !
And then on the bed, with no anal, as I was too tired and lazy to go to search in the suitcase where the fuck I put the lube, as without it she said it little hurts her and I am not big dick man....nevermind.
However I let her go away and I check the time I woke up, I mean I started my travel 32 hours before......shit, when I realized this, I close the door and I slept as a child.
So with a bit of luck even in the turist rip off place it is possible to get very good experience at very good price.
Today all the day at the beach, about =28C., very pleasent weather and sun, posto 9 packed with a lot of pussy, but I slept even at the beach LOL.
To tomorrow dear friends when it will arrive my bro from NY, cause even if I have no problem to stay alone, there is nothing better than to meet with a bro, from this forum btw, whom last time I had really a lot of fun and btw, he is the one who showed me termas.....dear one, I owe you more than one beers :)
Suerteee[/QUOTE] Lukasek, Parabens amigo - 200 R for a girls from Barbarella??? This must be some sort of record. Very good!!!! I think this trip will be much better for you than the last!!!!
[QUOTE=Rodeo9112]Upon our resumption of consciousness, we bid each other adieu after first strolling over to the local grocery, which also boasted a 24-hour accessible ATM. When I first informed the young, vivacious Viviane that we would have to parade over to the 'cajero' in order to retrieve the necessary funds to satisfy our agreement, she expressed some discontent. Likely, she did not want to subject herself to the leering eyes of others, who might judge her to be what she actually was--a prostitute. Of course, she had no choice; if she did not agree to go with me to the ATM, she would only get the Reais I had on hand--about 50Reais. Needless to say, she eventually relented.
Rodeo[/QUOTE]I can see why Vivian was upset - there was no need for her to be subjected to that public embarrassment. Yeah, she's a prostitute but there is a proper discreet way to conduct YOUR business. She has to live in this city long after you have had your 7 days of non-stop pussy partying. Is that hard to comprehend? If you negotiate a transaction, be prepared to pay your bills in the proper way. Do you go to dinner and tell the waiter you have to run down to the ATM to pay for the meal? Do you go to 4x4 and tell them on the way out that you are light on cash and need make an ATM run? You knew you were going to go with her, you actually made arrangements to meet with her. It wasn't a surprise business transaction. It really just comes down to class. And you write about how special you treat the ladies and they can't get enough of you, how you look away out of respect because a woman was with another guy at the beach. I like to party and get laid as much as anyone here - but I am not going to lose my sense of common human decency doing it. Yes --- they are humans.
I am done reading your posts, ignoring them from now on.
[QUOTE=Rodeo9112]Gentlemen (and the rest of you who are members of this forum),
As a result of well-noted and constructive critiques of my archaic, yet, inspiring and informative style of prose, I have decided to put forth an extra degree of effort in this report--and this report only--to attempt to provide a well-thought-out, well-structured essay void of any references that might be construed as racism or any other such derogatory or inflammatory rhetoric.
Let us begin, shall we?
Monday: I woke up later in the afternoon, due mostly in-part to the proper reaming I delivered to Ms. Viviane over the course of the previous night and morning. Upon our resumption of consciousness, we bid each other adieu after first strolling over to the local grocery, which also boasted a 24-hour accessible ATM. When I first informed the young, vivacious Viviane that we would have to parade over to the 'cajero' in order to retrieve the necessary funds to satisfy our agreement, she expressed some discontent. Likely, she did not want to subject herself to the leering eyes of others, who might judge her to be what she actually was--a prostitute. Of course, she had no choice; if she did not agree to go with me to the ATM, she would only get the Reais I had on hand--about 50Reais. Needless to say, she eventually relented. We settled the debt, kissed and parted ways.
Per previous arrangement, I was supposed to meet up with my fellow mongering crew (Sami, Voyager1 and Blk Bigbootyluv) for lunch, then, move on to make our pilgrimage to 4x4. Well, since I am normally a late riser when I have a bellywarmer stay overnight, I missed the rendezvous. However, I called Sami to let him know that I was still planning to meet the group at 4x4.
I arrived at 4x4 at about 3:30pm, well beyond the initial 2pm opening, which I originally planned to make. During my last couple of visits to 4x4, I observed a quite intriguing lass whose name I forget, but, I nicknamed her "the S-girl, " for the shape made by the curve of her back and buttocks--it was really quite amazing! She was a blonde and had, what I considered to be a very seductive voice and a perfect body. We talked on several occasions prior to this visit and, I had put her on my "must-do list" for this trip. Today, was my last day, so, I had to make good on my promise. One thing that should be noted about my hobbying activity in a termas, is that I don't ever grab a girl right away. I like to sit back, have a few drinks, talk to the girls and the mongers, then make my decision--hopefully, before the discount deadline.
As luck would have it, at the time when I was ready, S-girl had been snatched up by another lurking monger. I subtly, yet feverishly searched for a suitable replacement. I found one. This girl had an onion on her that would make any Brasilheira envious. She was wearing a red bra and panties set and as soon as she walked by, I knew I had to have her. Additionally intriguing about her was this mid-western farmgirl face that she had, topped off with a very genuine, innocent smile. Although I initially planned to see two girls at 4x4 tonight, I knew that she was going to be all I needed. I was right; by the time it was all over, she would bring me to orgasm four times! That, and I had arranged for Mayara (the bodybuilder) from earlier in my trip to come by my apartment in the morning and I knew I had to save up for her!
Luckily for you, she wasn't camera shy. Gentlemen, I present for your viewing pleasure. The amazing Gracie! Thank me later.
[URL=http://www.zshare.net/video/652782999a856f35/]Grace Video.MOV[/URL]
Rodeo
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I preferred the rambling stylings of a drunken bastard on a mission actually.
Great Post! LOL!
Is it absolutely neccessary to quote an entire 1/2 page post, you know it's possible to just quote a line or two to reference who you are responding to!
Thanks for the report Lukasek, Barbarbella does have a few stunners, I never fancied those prices, we went last year and the bar bill alone was enough of sticker shock @R500, but there were four of us and a bunch of GDP's, and a generous host picked it up!
My god just when I thought I have seen all the asses brazil had to offer.
Grace appears.
Rodeo you are killing it with these reports and pics.
Excellent work.
[QUOTE=Rodeo9112]Gentlemen (and the rest of you who are members of this forum),
As a result of well-noted and constructive critiques of my archaic, yet, inspiring and informative style of prose, I have decided to put forth an extra degree of effort in this report--and this report only--to attempt to provide a well-thought-out, well-structured essay void of any references that might be construed as racism or any other such derogatory or inflammatory rhetoric.
Let us begin, shall we?
Monday: I woke up later in the afternoon, due mostly in-part to the proper reaming I delivered to Ms. Viviane over the course of the previous night and morning. Upon our resumption of consciousness, we bid each other adieu after first strolling over to the local grocery, which also boasted a 24-hour accessible ATM. When I first informed the young, vivacious Viviane that we would have to parade over to the 'cajero' in order to retrieve the necessary funds to satisfy our agreement, she expressed some discontent. Likely, she did not want to subject herself to the leering eyes of others, who might judge her to be what she actually was--a prostitute. Of course, she had no choice; if she did not agree to go with me to the ATM, she would only get the Reais I had on hand--about 50Reais. Needless to say, she eventually relented. We settled the debt, kissed and parted ways.
Per previous arrangement, I was supposed to meet up with my fellow mongering crew (Sami, Voyager1 and Blk Bigbootyluv) for lunch, then, move on to make our pilgrimage to 4x4. Well, since I am normally a late riser when I have a bellywarmer stay overnight, I missed the rendezvous. However, I called Sami to let him know that I was still planning to meet the group at 4x4.
I arrived at 4x4 at about 3:30pm, well beyond the initial 2pm opening, which I originally planned to make. During my last couple of visits to 4x4, I observed a quite intriguing lass whose name I forget, but, I nicknamed her "the S-girl, " for the shape made by the curve of her back and buttocks--it was really quite amazing! She was a blonde and had, what I considered to be a very seductive voice and a perfect body. We talked on several occasions prior to this visit and, I had put her on my "must-do list" for this trip. Today, was my last day, so, I had to make good on my promise. One thing that should be noted about my hobbying activity in a termas, is that I don't ever grab a girl right away. I like to sit back, have a few drinks, talk to the girls and the mongers, then make my decision--hopefully, before the discount deadline.
As luck would have it, at the time when I was ready, S-girl had been snatched up by another lurking monger. I subtly, yet feverishly searched for a suitable replacement. I found one. This girl had an onion on her that would make any Brasilheira envious. She was wearing a red bra and panties set and as soon as she walked by, I knew I had to have her. Additionally intriguing about her was this mid-western farmgirl face that she had, topped off with a very genuine, innocent smile. Although I initially planned to see two girls at 4x4 tonight, I knew that she was going to be all I needed. I was right; by the time it was all over, she would bring me to orgasm four times! That, and I had arranged for Mayara (the bodybuilder) from earlier in my trip to come by my apartment in the morning and I knew I had to save up for her!
Luckily for you, she wasn't camera shy. Gentlemen, I present for your viewing pleasure. The amazing Gracie! Thank me later.
[URL=http://www.zshare.net/video/652782999a856f35/]Grace Video.MOV[/URL]
Rodeo
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[QUOTE=Hughdad]I can see why Vivian was upset - there was no need for her to be subjected to that public embarrassment. Yeah, she's a prostitute but there is a proper discreet way to conduct YOUR business. She has to live in this city long after you have had your 7 days of non-stop pussy partying. Is that hard to comprehend? If you negotiate a transaction, be prepared to pay your bills in the proper way. Do you go to dinner and tell the waiter you have to run down to the ATM to pay for the meal? Do you go to 4x4 and tell them on the way out that you are light on cash and need make an ATM run? You knew you were going to go with her, you actually made arrangements to meet with her. It wasn't a surprise business transaction. It really just comes down to class. And you write about how special you treat the ladies and they can't get enough of you, how you look away out of respect because a woman was with another guy at the beach. I like to party and get laid as much as anyone here - but I am not going to lose my sense of common human decency doing it. Yes --- they are humans.
I am done reading your posts, ignoring them from now on.[/QUOTE]
I completely and totally agree. What makes some guys treat the people they just had sex with as though they aren't deserving of dignity completely escapes me, but it's common enough to make a person feel sick. Or angry. Usually both.