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Jonesie's September Report - Instructing Grasshopper
Intro:
Jetzun hit me up on the pm a while back about Cuba. A lot of people hit me up about Cuba. I try to be helpful, at the same time practical. Of the many people that have questions about Cuba, few actually take a trip. Closer to his trip, he confirms and asks if I'd like him to bring me anything down to Costa Rica. I tell him, "I really miss Pace picante sauce, Hormel pre-cooked bacon, and a Old El Paso fajita kit. He says no problem. When you live in Costa Rica, you miss some of the silly things from back home.
So Jetzun arrives with a couple shopping bags full of Fajita kits, Bacon, and two industrial sized containers of Pace picante sauce. I think I'll be growing bacon out of my ears before I finish all of it.
Intro. Guilt by Association
This trip was not without it's obstacles. We got to the airport with a bit of time left. Departed Costa Rica without problems.
Upon approach to Cuba, we were informed that the airport had been closed and we would be flying in circles until they re-opened it. So we flew around for about an hour until we were cleared for landing.
When we landed, immigration was quick, I wish I could say the same for Aduana. Cuban Aduana was completely unprepared for an arriving flight, let alone the back up of flights behind us landing in close succession.
I was carrying a transmission (don't ask), and some car parts for a friend's car, so we were sent to secondary.
The secondary Aduana guys were all to suspicious and none too bright. The guy asked me for my cell phone, when the phone asked for a pin, he demanded to know the pin. I asked "Do you know why Cubacel requires a pin to access the phone"? , he shrugged, "To keep clowns out of other people's phones". This pissed him off and he was not going to dig through everything I brought.
While opening the box with the transmission and pulling it out, a bunch of the packing peanuts spilled out onto the floor. I don't think he cared for this, judging by the look on his face.
Needless to say, we were in Aduana for a while. Jetzun was hassled because he was standing too close to me. Sorry buddy.
A couple hours later, we were changing money and into a taxi towards Havana.
A deal's a deal. Or maybe it's not.
When we got to the Casa, we were informed that instead of 2 rooms, she had one. But. She had pimped one of us out to a neighboring casa for a commission.
I got on the phone to a few casas I knew and we were luckily able to secure a couple single apartments without too much time.
Such is life in Cuba. A person's word is only as good as their options.
First Night. Paradise
After we finally got settled in and met up at the Nacional for cigars before going out, we headed over to La Canitas in the Habana Libre. Only to find the place empty. On a Friday night no less.
So we headed over to La Cecelia. This place wasn't empty. Far from it. As we went in, there were no less than 300 girls in this large outdoor club.
Jetzun's eyes went crazy. It was half delight, half disbelief. We walked a lap and fought off the chicas to get a thorough glance at tonight's menu.
Jetzun spotted this stunning mulatta and asked me to see if we could secure her services for the evening. I pulled her over and she was in fact available for a cultural exchange this evening. I negotiated 70CUC for two pops. Good eye grasshopper.
I then began the interview process and was able to find a lovely companion from last months trip.
Dyanna didn't dissapoint. For a hard earned 70CUC, she treated my balls like a lollipop and brought her 'A' game to two intense rounds of amor.
Nice.
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Second Night - Untimely Departure
On the second day in Havana, Juan Almeda died. Apparently, Mr. Almeda was one of the original gangsta's in 59 and many of the state offices and business were ordered closed. Including the discos. Couldn't he have held out until Monday after I was gone?
We went to a few empty parking lots looking for the party without luck.
We finally went to the Candy Store hoping a foreign investment group wouldn't be observing this guys passing.
The Candy Store was unimpressive. The tourist/puta ratio sucked. I found one hottie, but she brought a homely friend that she refused to let fend for herself. She first offered 2 girls, then she said her price would be 80cuc, but I'd need to give 20cuc to her friend for a taxi home. I pointed out that that was 100cuc. She shrugged. I wished her luck.
After finding Jetzun suitable entertainment, I left and went walking down La Rampa. I spotted three black girls walking onto a dark side-street and followed. As I approached, an ugly one asked if I wanted company. I told her yes, I wouldn't mind going back to my place with her skinny friend. Her friend asked me how much, I returned the question. She said 40cuc, I said 30cuc. She countered with 35cuc. We got a taxi.
Cristina was a ball-licker like many of her Cubana sisters. I'd say she delivered a little more than 35cuc, so I gave her 40cuc on her way out. Not bad.
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3rd Day - Breakfast in Bed
I woke up Sunday with a stiffy and started flipping through my phone for a remedy. Of the 7-8 girls I called, Lauren was the first to call me back.
Lauren is a dirty girl. In a good way.
She arrived and gave me an exceptional blow-job. Again, the bottom of the balls licking didn't go unappreciated. She fucked me thoroughly until I pulled out and blasted on her stomach. She left with a well earned 50cuc and I called Jetzun to arrange lunch before I had to head to the airport.
Lauren
Digital Curry................
[QUOTE=Digital Curry]Kalifornication & El Cubanito and I planned a trip a year and half ago. El Cubanito bailed out and didn't go. I went with Kalifornication and since then we have become friends. Kalifornication is a great guy and I can vouch that he is a stand-up, honorable person.
For a long time I have been a second hand witness to the conflict between Kalifornication & El Cubanito. Everything I've seen leads me to believe El Cubanito owes Kalifornication money and has evaded paying it. Granted, my perspective is one-sided, but I have no dog in this fight.
Digital Curry[/QUOTE]
Digital Curry,
I am not ducking Kalifornication. I will pay him back his money. There are other issues that you sort of know about it a little, I think. Remember the phone conversation we had? I am not going to post that here, but that is my beef with him and he knows it. Even when I owes him the money we would talk about 5 to 8 times a day. We stopped communcating not because of the money. But because of other issues.
I WILL PAY HIM BACK his money.
El Cubanito
Now let get back to our regular programming....
For anybody interested, Sunwing has a roundtrip special of $65 Canadian Dollars Roundtrip leaving on September 18 and returning on September 25. For those of you who have the time and the money, you can for $65.00 Canadians Plus Taxes. Taxes are $210 Canadians Dollars for a grand total of $275.00 dollars. For those who live in the East Coast and one to get away for a week this is a very inexpensive side trip.
BTW, the Canadian travel agent that I use is Holiday Market Travel ([url]www.holidaymarkettravel.com[/url])
Good Luck.
El Cubanito
