Was it good for you, darling?
[QUOTE=Warbucks] I am still learning my way around my Manila so the trip to Dusit takes longer than expected.
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You can borrow my A-Z if you like. EDSA/Ayala can be a little hard to find.
[QUOTE=Warbucks] ... and trying to whip out the ABS. [/QUOTE]
Ah, Alabama Black Snake,..I see. I thought for a minute that the clever boffins had developed a feminine, intimate version of the anti-lock, braking system. That would be a step forward for mankind.
[QUOTE=Warbucks] The only gift I bared was hard dick and bubble gum…. Correction…. all out of bubble gum.
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Oh shame on you, you cheapskate. As you were at the Dusit, you might have treated the lady to dinner at Tosca’s or the Benjarong. Oh, sorry, I forgot, you had the ABS lunchpack in your pants and that’s maybe equal to a 3 course spread.
[QUOTE=Warbucks]
With the non P4P reminds me of a good dope deal (connect) the product is cheaper (than the bars) but way more potent. LOL[/QUOTE]
Yes, non p4p is the biz; I think that it’s called a date. Not sure about it being more potent though. Also maybe we could do without the reference to your sleazy, former (I hope), dealing life.
;)
Life Styles Of The Mongering And Infamous Part 3:
tinted windows can't protect you from ignorance
monger date
5 nov 09
a girl i have nick named vise grip (due to the wetness and tightness of the pussy) (makati office chick) is back at it again begging for me to meet up with her. she never asks for money or anything and is willing to meet anywhere, just likes soul pole lol. i have been playing her to the curve (ignoring her) due to hanging out with what has became more of home girl then something to fuck (other office girl) nicknamed the brain (but i like chocha monger nick name for her better snow white lol.)
dusit thani:
i pull up request valet now the windows are tinted so they have no idea who is driving should have seen the valet guy face when my black ass steps out the ride lol.
the front desk:
while at the front desk waiting to check in i always take a look around the lobby seen some japanese guys looking at me and laughing and talking among themselves lol. japanese are use to hip hop guys a lot of their type in japan.
i then noticed two country ass white american guys. they stare me up down i stare them up and down they see warbucks designer baggy clothes. they see warbucks new shiny "gear" (nice clothes) they recognize warbucks is “american ghetto” they see warbucks is “american ghetto” with deep pockets. i see the checkered shirt. i see the docker shorts. i see the weather beaten baseball cap; i see they have on flip flops i see that is “country wall street.” what's country wall street? you ask warbucks. guys who have office jobs but like to dress like they are going fishing/hunting or some other shit when they are off work. i can’t read minds but they looking like “we travel half way around the world and still have to look at american ghetto.”
i am thinking…. “fucking tourist” :)
i wait in the lobby see bar girls exit taxis and wait their loves for the night in the lobby. older caucasians to 30s japanese guys come down to scoop them up. my date appears we exit the lobby.
the room:
she complains about the taxi (yep remember those fucking days) and into the room we enter. she gets comfortable (the dusit has a way of making these young ladies do that) then she proceeds to give me a mind numbing blow job. i take over fuck her every which way for about an hour. she thinks i am done i run to the cr come back for more. she says “again?” lol the pussy is super tight and extraordinary wet so cumming early was always an imminent danger. she is inexperienced but tries hard and give 100%
i wake her in the morning with soul pole and i then i tell her i have to bail. i offer to take her home she accpets.
the ride:
while taking her home she is quiet and enjoying warbucks (sounds) system and giving directions. turns out she lives minutes away from my condo in metro manila. i take her by the condo and she is impressed. (she is the first filipina to see the place besides my live in and realtor no i am not sweet on her just was in the vicinity.)
don’t take girls there because i have found its best not be known as a pussy monger where you live.
drops her off at the crib and meet her sister and her sister’s boyfriend. cool peeps (people) neighbors are hooting and hollering lol.
lost in asia:
i head home and take one wrong turn and wind the fuck lost as all hell. get on the expressway and find out i am going the wrong way (direction of my city). try to get off the expressway and now the cops on my ass.
i am like damn young black american driving nice ass ride i know this guy is about to be a straight dick. he comes up to the car i am like “what’s did i do?” “driving in the bus lane.” lol damn i was just trying to get off the fucking expressway. (rule of thumb in the states if you trying to get off the expressway you exit right which is the bus lane in manila.
what i learned; in manila if you trying to turn around you stay left and wait for u-turn spot. the usual shit happens next. “can i see your license?” i hand him the shit then he said i can turn these in to the lto or you can pay me. lol.
no i do not want to go down to the land transportation office.
i remember spending 4 hours in a pattaya police station (due to an “honest” cop who wouldn’t take a bribe not even 3000 baht or $89) for an driving offense i gladly paid him the cheese (1000php or $21) and finally made it to safe confines of my subdivision.