Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Well, not really the review you guys expect but I am just telling you I have decided to no longer use Luxury on soi 19.NOT because of a bad performance (I could deal with that) but because the Mamasan / Cashier Lied to me.I know that many of you will think that "yeah, forget it, they all lie" but I am highly disappointed. I have been a very regular customer there and thought they treated their clients fairly, obviously, I was wrong.I am not sure you guys remember the review I made about Luxury when I wanted to See Miss R (Lamai) and the mamasan told be she went back to her hometown? that she was pregnant? and that she was gone for 6 months?Well, I saw Miss R, working in another shop yesterday. She isn't pregnant, she isn't gone home, she's in Bangkok, working.I can appreciate that sometimes business people will omit to mention something to protect their interests, but in this case, they blatantly lied so I am no longer comfortable supporting this place with my money.So long Luxury

I finally saw Miss JEAB that Mick was talking about.She isn't as cute as her pic and her skin color is darker than on the picture, but she is still a cutie. She was booked by a guy and happened to come out of the girls area so I got a good look at her.I would not mind a session with her

I went into Honey to give it a Try.>> for those who don't know, Honey massage is the new place that belongs to the Angel Group (Angel, Menthol, Honey) and was open after the Angel 22 shop closed.the Honey website features a few cuties but unfortunately they are not available. The book they have there features totally different girls (not as nice as the website).Too bad so I left.

I saw something very strange at Angel yesterday: As I was looking at the book, a (very plain) TG entered and talked to the cashier who immediately gave her some application form to fill out. Once the Application was filled out, the lady took out a set of about 10 photos and gave them to the Cashier. All the pics were photoshopped but the cashier went through all of them (evaluation process?).I left before they could reach a decision but on my way out, I smiled and said "good luck" to the girl who smiled back and waied me. Unfortunately, she isn't pretty enough to be in the Angel lineup methinks.

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]We can't expect superstars to last forever. Many girls have a dream to do something else, maybe run a different type of business. Its best to get the phone numbers just in case ;)Lets face it. They have to do it for the money.If they find another better source of money, they will leave.Sometimes girls who leave, come back again after it didn't work out. Dao returned. Perhaps others will too.[/QUOTE]Yep, well said and couldn't agree more. That's what makes ISG fun - it's the monger's equivalent of American Idol - the endless search for the next star ;)

[QUOTE=Traveler1234]Yep, well said and couldn't agree more. That's what makes ISG fun - it's the monger's equivalent of American Idol - the endless search for the next star ;)[/QUOTE]Or Dancing on Ice (only Brits need to know)

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]NOT because of a bad performance (I could deal with that) but because the Mamasan / Cashier Lied to me.I know that many of you will think that "yeah, forget it, they all lie" but I am highly disappointed. I have been a very regular customer there and thought they treated their clients fairly, obviously, I was wrong.[/QUOTE]Nic,In the end we can put up with bad staff, bad facilities, and all sorts of things, provided the girl we want is still there.Its as simple as that. But they pissed you off and the girl is gone too.When the flower girl was so hot, I didn't even notice what the bed was like. LOL P.S. Lying is considered quite normal in Thailand but my ex GF was a freak. She appeared not to know how to. In 3 years I would search for evidence and never once caught her out with a lie. The most unbelievable things turned out to be confirmed by investigation. But if the truth was not acceptable in her view, she would simply be silent. Its gets nearly as annoying as lies, especially when she is not talking even though not been accused of anything at all.Silent in anticipation?But I am going to try it. I try not to bullshit girls, as I'm too lazy to make up stuff, so I might as well just be quiet when I don't want to answer.ML

[QUOTE=Phantomtiger2]Had plan to visit Catherine MP's last year during my visit but ended spending all my time in Pattaya instead.My last visit to Catherine MP was 2 year ago but it was closed at that time because it was raided Twice by the local cops and shut down.I heard it was not going to reopen or open under a different name. not sure what the status of this MP is at this time. Any mongers here try Catherines recently and if still open, is the policy still 2 shots in 2 hours?thanksPT[/QUOTE]Had some coworkers that returned from Bkk and paid a visit to Catherines. Their experiences were so-so. Said the girls were mostly unenthusiastic about what they were doing, maybe because they were foreigners and not some rich Thais (their main customers) . Many starfishes there, so buyers beware.As to cost, they said had 2 groups . Left and Right side. Sorry, but forgot what my friends said were the cost of each group. Perhaps someone else who been there can list the correct prices.Shark

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]I try not to bullshit girls, as I'm too lazy to make up stuff, so I might as well just be quiet when I don't want to answer.[/QUOTE]That might work in Thailand, but this can never work in the west.

I went to Hana in hope of getting a good Balls Massage + sex with Rin.When I arrived, there was a girl sleeping on the couch (entrance left) so I tried to slide the door without waking her but no success. She jumped up and yelled something in Thai.A lady in her 30s came out from the Girls Area and looked like she was sleeping too (also had her top unbuttoned adn was holding it with one hand). I smiled adn pretended to look the other way to give her time to button it up.I asked for Rin and the lady told me "you like old lady?" adn said that there were 3 other lady available, very good service. Looking at the girl that was asleep on the couch, I was not very interested.It turned out Monday is Rin's day off. Too bad for me. I left

[QUOTE=Sharka] Their experiences were so-so. Said the girls were mostly unenthusiastic about what they were doing, maybe because they were foreigners and not some rich Thais (their main customers) . Many starfishes there, so buyers beware.Shark[/QUOTE]The rich Thais will go to more upmarket places like Amsterdam, Utopia, La Belle, Tarawadee, etc.Catherine is el cheapo, and quality of girls not so good.Most Catherine girls will probably have a pimp/agent looking after them.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]It turned out Monday is Rin's day off. Too bad for me... [/QUOTE]That's why I always call about 11 in the morning and speak with Rin directly. Last time I was there -- Valentine's Day -- Khun Rin gave me a gift I will remember for a long, long time. Seems there's a lot more to Rin than just the bast balls massage in town...[i]Chok dee[/i] Mr. Nic!

[QUOTE=Mouse1]I had a similar experience with Nestle once - not quite so rude but she was clearly too tired after a late night to make much effort. I reported on it some time ago. Have never revisited her after that.[/QUOTE]I went with Nestle last Saturday, at about 5, and I have to say, she was one of the best providers I have ever had - very enthusastic, funny, great conversationalist, and the sex and massage were fantastic. Maybe she puts too much into the early clients not to leave enough for the later.

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]Seems there's a lot more to Rin than just the bast balls massage in town...[/QUOTE]Are you talking about her oversize breasts? :D please do tell...

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]PANG (Phaeng) in Thai means "expensive" but perhaps she has a different pronunciation.[/QUOTE]The name underneath the picture in the book was definitely PANG.