Chiang Mai

I agree, great stuff, Rhino Tusk!

BTW -- and this is for any mongers who take the same elephant farm tour -- the trick with the ox cart is to sit up front and drive. It's a hundred times more comfortable than sitting on the axle in back, and if you ask they'll generally let you drive the thing. It's well worth a small tip to save your fanny some grief.

Rhino Tusk,

Great stuff! I had my left arm on my chin and my right arm on the mouse scrolling along. Thanks for sharing the story. :)

I'm new to this forum but I'm a senior member of a Dutch forum.
A few weeks ago I picked up a very nice girl in Chiang Mai. I forgot her real name but her nick name is Toktok. Very pretty girl, 9 out of 10 IMHO. Dark Isaan beauty. Long hair, slim but not skinny, perfect breasts (B-size), perfect butt. But the most important: sweet, not stupid, easy going and not arrogant. Although she knows her value. Very determined she will ask 1000 for ST and 1500 for LT. Bargaining almost impossible!

I had her ST (I had to get up early unfortunately). She wants everything with condom. No BJ because I finished before we came to that... In bed she's the same as outside: nice and sweet and she even kissed a little bit.

You can find her in the Chiang Mai Entertainment Plaza (I believe that's the name) at the Loi Khro Road. Go to the bars at the very end behind the boxing ring. You can find her in the bar in the middle. Or 1 of the bars in the middle, I forgot if there are 3 or 4.

I just made a 5 day visa run to Mae Sai and checked out the lady scene at Chiang Rai, Maesai, Chiang Saen, Chiang Khong. If you are looking for trekking, nature, Lanna landscape, Mekong River, temples, this is a great place for you. If you are seeking easy genital stimulation in these regions, you may need your hand and some help of imagination on some nights. But if you look hard enough, in some cases with help of motorbike boys, and lower your standard a bit, you can always find something. Also if you have a few days to waste ,the amatures scene can be good in these unspoiled regions as well.

Chiang Rai. I stayed 2 out 5 nights here. The action is around the hotel I stayed called Wangcome hotel. There are several karaokes and bar beer. And a small street of gogo bars. Nothing exciting. The lady choice not vert good. I only found a cute girl in one of the karaokes but she refused to go out with a customer. I found this quite often in the karaokes in Chiang Rai. many girls do not sleep with customers and only go out for dancing. So you have to ask beforehands. The gogo scene also very bad. The girls dance in plain clothes and no cutie at all. And the bar beer scene also have weak. A few bar beer at Yot Jet Rd. Bar fine 300 everywhere. But on the average the girls have good personality.

There are some popular discos in Chiang Rai. Biggest one is at Inn Come Hotel south of town. It's called Par Club. Very crowded on Friday my first night here. There is another crowded disco called Sperm Club nearby. I went there afterwards and tried to hit on the Heineken girl with a sexy body. I got her number but she had to work till 2 so I left and went back to nearby Wangcome hotel. I was pretty hungry for lady I picked up a lady sitting outside a karaoke bar on Yot Jet Rd near the clock tower. Paid 300 bar fine and walked to my room. But I could not really get excited because this girl has so much pubic hair. So she jack me off and I paid her 1500 and sent her away quickly.

Then I walked to another disco nearby in the Hotel Saen Phu. It was very crowded. There were a few nice girls but all with guys. I looked around but the only cute one available was a girl working behind the counter. I ordered a beer and gave her a big tip. And we started to talk but she was so busy. Did not really have chance to talk much. But I asked her number. She gave to me.

So I got 2 numbers this night. I decide to call both of them at 2 15 AM when they get off work and see what happen. I called the girl from disco at Saen Phu hotel because she was more cute than the Heineken. But she said she had to go home. So I called the Sperm Club Heineken girl and she said she wants to go Par Club which opens very late till 4 AM sometimes and asked me to go with her. So I took a tuk tuk again to Par Club and met her outside the parking.

For some reason some discos in this part of country can stay open till 4 or 5 AM. And they do not really check ID for teenagers either. There were obviously lots of little kids in all the discos in Chiang Rai.

Anyways I opened a bottle of 100 Piper. And danced with her for a long time. Later I got a little tired and asked her straight that I like to stay with her tonight. She said she can send me back with her motorbike but she is very tired and want to sleep. I did not push her at all because I was very tired myself. So she sent me to hotel Wangcome and we promised to meet gain when I get back from visa run in few days.

Mae Sai. 1 hour by bus from Chiang Rai. Paid 5 USD to go to Takiley on the myanmar side for a day. Officially out of Thailand and made a U-turn in 5 min get another 30 days. Checked in hotel Tai Tong. A well run Chinese hotel. Rooms have carpet and TV and Air. 500 bahts. Good value. Walked to the temple on the hill and around the border market waiting night to fall.

9PM. Walked around and found some massage places. There are myanmar ladies. But can not find any cutie. So I lower my standard and picked out a lady and took her back to my room. 200 for 2 hours. She gave me a good massage but refuse to do anything else. Not even hand job. I gave her 50 tip and walked to her shop again and asked for another lady who will body massage. But the mama said her ladies don't do sex massage. Because they are all too young and innocent. So I left and walked around the street along the river. Found a karaoke but the ladies were so old and I left quickly.

Found some more massages but no cutie. And I lost interest in getting massage girls. A bike taxi driver told me of a big disco called BM. Si I went. It was big for Mae Sai and was crowded on Sat my 2nd night. There were quick a few girls but I think some of them are working. I searched all corners and found several okay girls. I approached one. She was with another girl. So I treated them some drinks and talked to her. She said she is from Chiang Mai and came to visit her friend in Mae Sai. We danced together and disco closed at 2 and I asked her staight to stay with me. She nodded. So her friend went home first and the girl went back with me.

I think she is semi pro. Because she came in and we started the procedure and she looked very natural. She has very nice tits but has some fat around the waist. I ponded her a long time. And she spent the night with me till 9AM and I gave her a tip of 2500 and she was happy and gave me her number. Sex was good but
nothing exciting.

I took a songthel for Chiang Saen. About 1 hour from Mae Sai. On the way you passed Golden Triangle. Now there are luxury hotels like Meredien, Imperial ect. No more opium or Mr. Kun Sa. Arrived in Chiang Saen and rented a bicycle. I circled the town but cannot find any lady houses. But went to a few nice temples and rode along the river Mekong and saw many many Chinese barges delivering good from Xuxanbana. And there are so many goods from China. And lots of Chinese businessmen and Chinese sailors in town. I was struggling to stay here one night or leave for Chiang Rai. But decided to stick with my original plan to stay one night in the quiet town. maybe there is some new discovery when night falls.

I checked in the only hotel like hotel in town called Chiang Saen River Hill hotel. 800 Bahts very nice room. But it is a little out of the main street. I talked to the hotel bell boy about lady places. And he said he get off work at 10 and will take me to see many ladies.

He took me on a motorbike and ran into darkness and arrived in a house outside of town. We went in there were about 10 ladies and all of them Lao lady. I did not like anyone but had a beer just to give them a donation. So the boy took me to another dark street with a small neon sign says karaoke and we went in and there were about 7-8 ladies. This time I saw a cutie and she is Thai from this area. So I talke to mamasan to take her to my room. Paid mama 300 bahts and the boy ma and she she followed us to my hotel. I gave the boy 200 tip.

The lady has very good personality and very nice skin and licked my balls very well. Stayed till 11AM and lunched together. I was happy with her and gave her 2500 bahts for a whole night service and good time.

Later I moved on to Chiang Khong by songthel. Going to this town, you pass some really nice scenry. Beautiful lanna field. Chiang Khong only has one main street. Many nice guest houses along the Mekong river. I rented a bycicle again and explored the town in 10 min. The river scenry here is really beautiful that I forget about ladies for 20 min. Stayed at Ruan Thai Sopapan Hotel. Nice river side bangalow I paied 500.

I was tired and walked around Mekong and had nice dinner at the riversides restuarant and did not look for lady in Chiang Khong. A very health tourist.

Woke up and walked aornd the river see the view again then took a bus back to Chiang Rai for my last night. I checked in Saen Phu hotel for a change. Nice room 500 bahts. Then waited for night to fall. 8PM. Walked to the night bazzar. Tried to picked up a student in uniform. But she said she was waiting for her boyfiriend and the boy came shortly after. I walked to a big hotel called Wiang Inn Hotel. There is a bubble bath in there. The only one in Chiang Rai. But all the ladies are so old and ugly and I did not even ask how much and left. Went back to my room for a rest and called the Heineken girl.

She was not working and agrred to see me. We met at the Pizza Company and had a late dinner. Then she invited me to some bar and we went. She took me on her bike and I tried to hold her and she did not resisted and this is a very good sign. We drank some beer and eat some snack and listened to music. Then I told her this is my last night and wanted to like to stayed with her. She kind of think and said she has to go to school 8AM. I said I will wake her up. Then we went to my room and she resisted a little at first. But later opened up very well. I pounded her. Small tits but very nice legs. I think she is a amature. Woke up about 7 AM. Did not sleep much and she was in a hurry to go. I told her I have no time to buy her a present and I like to give her some money to buy herself a present. I gave her 3000 and she accepted it and feel happy. She asked me to stay one more night. But I told her I cannot because I cannot change my air schedule. But made empty promise to see her again next month. Which I think I will not come all the way for her again. We said bye bye. And my 5 days visa run trip ends.

I'm debating to go to Chiang Mai during my last week here in LOS. Does Chiang Mai have the same type beer bar set up as Pattaya and Phuket? I'd really like to make it up there if it has the bar girls I love.

Checked out the soapies in CM this week.

Pandoras, my favourite for many years, has been going downhill for the last 12 months. Now is at an all time low, with mostly old hags in the goldfish bowl, and very few sideline girls.

The manager has changed, and done away with the 1 hour service for Bht1,000 (sometimes got it for 800), and will now not negotiate on the 1.5 hour rate below Bht 1,600 (used to be 1,500 ... but got it for 1,200 normally).

Give it a miss for now.

Instead, went to Sayuri, god selection this time around, about 35 girls at 21:00pm. Got a real cutie for Bht 1,200 for 1.5 hours .... which actually lasted almost 2.5 hours.

Go on foot, so you can get a better price than by taking a tuk-tuk. Easy to find, accross Narawat Bridge, in a Soi that suns between Riverside/Good View by the river, and the next main Soi.

Good report RCA Knight.

Did you not try anything the other side of the border? Usually a nice day-time selection there for Bht300.

You are paying too much in Thailand ..... but seem to be satisfied with what you pay ..... so, enjoy!

Here's an addition to the CM soapie scene: (Phucome)

Went to a place at the CM Phucome hotel. The hotel is way out on Huay Kuew, well past Nimmehamin. It's the NW corner of a very busy intersection. The sign is in Thai and bright blue neon on top of the building. As you are facing the front of the building head left. DO NOT go into the 'traditional massage' place (got this tip from another forum). Go into the ground level of the parking garage and look for the neon signs, then up the stairs.

Papasan quoted 900 all-inclusive for 1.5hrs. Had about 12 in fishbowl, and 6 in side area. These latter girls are 1100. Of course, papasan was quick with a recommendation. A new girl he said. I asked 'nome yai' and he admitted no. When asked for another recommendation, he came back to the same one!

So, wtf, I take her. Forgot the name, but real nice. Small, but not much for a body imho, maybe a 6+. Starts with wash in large tub, then to bed for CBJ, and boom. Then wash down. Room ok, has a minibar. No chance to give feedback to papasan. Probably would try something else before heading out there again.

Euros123:

I once about a year or so ago went into Tackiley for a visa run and walked around the streets and some motorbike boys told me nice ladies for 500 bahts. And insisted these ladies are very young and cute. So I gave it a try and he took me to a house that had about 10 girls and the level is so so nothing spetacular. The mamasan can speak some English and offered me to take 2 for sandwich for 1000 bahts. It was cheap and the girls were okay and look clean ,not disgusting. The motorbike boy asked me 100 for tip and offer to pick me up in 1.5 hours. Then I had 2 gals for sandwich but the room upstairs was so filthy and the shower water was kind of yellowish color. So I was not in a good mood for action.

After this I did not look for lady on the other side of border anymore.

RCA Knight,

Well done for your report on july 7th. The kind of report I like. Off the beaten track, with original and precise details. More of reports like this please guys !
The only thing, in my opinion you really overpaid and spoilt the girls. There is no need to pay 2500 or 3000 B to a girl for overnight. 1500 to 2000 B is always enough. Do you know the average monthly salary of a shop ao factory worker in this region of Thailand ? Well that is what they would earn if nobody fucked them !

Hey Guys,
What's the closing times up there in CM these days? Still 2am or earlier? I heard somewhere that disco's are closing at 1am - is that true? I'll be up there from August 18th to 24th....just trying to figure out some things......thanks a lot people!
Chikan

Re: Closing times

Yes it's true.

Places like Starlight shut down at 1am. The friendly & sleepier places with the retired farang close down at 12.

Bubbles disco at Pornping open until 2am though. I think there are a few other discrete after-hours places though.

RCA Knight,

I enjoyed your report. Do you speak Thai or any local language or were you able to accomplich all of this in English only?

I am thinking of doing the 3 days/2 nights Doi Chiang Dao Trek has anyone participated in this trek? If so, what is the mongering like?

Sam,

I did a similar trek in March and enjoyed it. There wan't any mongering on the trek (The rest of the group was always around, the hill tribe gals didn't speak english and they weren't very attractive), but a decent amount exists in Chiang Mai. I had the best luck at Spotlight and took a real cutie out of there and saw a few more that were doable. Sounds like from the posts here, the talent changes frequently. Also got offered extras during almost every massage and picked up (or got picked up by) a freebie in the plaza. Tried Bubbles and the karaoke places with no luck.

Have fun.