Phuket Reports

Born in 1964... What are the contact details for the Patong Villa? I am going to Phuket with two other guys in early August, and this sounds like a good spot to book.

Thanks to all the bro's who have posted such excellent FRs on the Phuket scene. I've been spending so much time in China and Taiwan, and this will be my first time back in Phuket since 1990! Really looking forward to a few days of girls, golf, girls, beach, girls, drinking, girls and, well, more girls.

I'll also be returning to Kunming and DongGuan, PRC after a few months away, so if anyone needs updated info from there watch the China forum.

Patong medio June...

Tons of girls (10+ for each falang), but few beauties in the beer bars (I regularly checked Bangla and rhe soi's Eric, Easy, Seadragon, Gonzo and Seapearl by motersai (sic)). A few good freelancers in Star Wars, Banana and Tai Pan (but they are all looking for the LT-GFE). And the gogo-bars are really depressing........

Girl prices like before: almost any female body can be had for 500-1500. Good rooms down to 400. Good to see the overpriced place bleeding a little bit....

But Patong is rather boring now..... Good to be back in BKK!

Was a little disappointed with the scene in patong. They had some cute girls, but there were so many that were old or fat. Went to one gogo bar that wanted 600 barfine and 2000 for the girl, I said that was too much and walked out when they refused to negotiate.

Picked up a cutie named Ann who says she's 18 at a bar, paid 200 to the bar and went back to the hotel, gave her 1500 for the night. She wasn't hungry so I only bought her a drink that night before we got down to business. She was great.

Went into Phuket town and couldn't really find a redlight district. I think Pattaya would be a better choice in the future. Although the food here in Patong Beach suits my stomach better.

Hi guys,
is there any actual information about decent hotels (aircon, IDD, 4-5 stars) close to the action and girl friendly? I only know thara, but they are planning to introduce some joiner fee now.
Thanks for good info!
CU Mike

... anybody around end of July for a beer??

Bruce_Lee,

It is hard to think that you could not find the red light district at Patong Beach. It is such a small place and every Tuk Tuk driver knows where to take you. The street to look for is Bang-la road and you can get to it from patong beach road. Bang-la road is one street that makes a 1 mile square block that is full of bars, discos, clubs, etc. There are literally hundreds of bars. Of course there are some bars with older woman and some that are not that hot. You have to be patient and walk around. The Hard Rock has some really good looking women. Also another place to go is the Christin massage place behind the patong resort hotel. That place in the evening has at least 50 to 75 girls for the standard 2 hour soapy and massage with some good sex. The charge here is 1500 BHT during the day and 2000 BHT in the evening. I found found some really beautiful women there. I like Patong Beach becasue there are some great tourist things to do during the day and some great seafood.

Happy Hunting!

Umm, Bruce_Lee said he couldn't find the red light district in Phuket Town, not Patong Beach. Big, big difference.

Joe_zop,

Yes thanks I see that now. Since he was talking about Patong Beach for most of the E-mail, I made that mistake. I will have to venture to Pattaya Beach in order to compare to Patong. I have been to Bangkok a few times and Phuket 6 times. When doing business in Asia, it is a great place for some R&R. I like Phuket for the beaches and all of the other things to do. The night action at Patong is really great. I have been sucessful with some of the girls that worked in a jewelry store and another that worked at one of the clothing stores. Nice to get a freebie once in a while. What is your experience Joe and what do you recommend? Thanks for input and comments and for catching my mistake.

Still struggling with where is best to do my visa run (simple in out stamp) remember seeing some signs around Phuket refering to visa trips all inclusive of van, and whatever, is it Ranong? Just want some advice on ease of this, if i explain, i'm confined to barracks by the missus and am using the visa run as an excuse to have a wild night away, but MUST get the visa sorted at the same time. I want to get out of Bangkok and have some fun. Does anyone know anyone in Phuket that does this visa run service? do they have contact details etc? Also is it worth coming from bangkok to Phuket for some honey? or should i goto Koh kong (Cambodia border) and get it around there?
Any advice, direction, alternative ideas or info as always is appreciated.
Meaty

Meaty

You'll find them everywhere in Patong. This site claims Ranong 10 hours, 1000 B included minibus, boat and food:

[url]www.thaivisa.com/292.0.html[/url]

And this company takes 1200 B: [url]www.phuketfivestars.com[/url]

And a nice little story: [url]www.thingsasian.com/goto_article/article.1942.html[/url]

Concerning the girl issue, see my post below.

Meaty,

There are a number of options for the Ranong visa run if you just turn up in Patong Beach. You can ride on a motorbike with someone else if you are short of cash, or share a bus or taxi as far as I know. Some friends of mine get together and hire an A/C limo and driver and then spend the waiting time in the Andaman casino in Burma drinking and gambling.

Only link I have is:

http://thailand-hotels.co.uk/Ranong_Andaman_Burma.html

but there are lots of adverts around in Patong, or just ask at any dive shop.

Can't say anything about Patong versus KK, but would like to find out myself.

Cheers,

TB

I just came back from my first trip to Thailand. I didn’t spend much time in GoGos (I’m a little shy, only 23 years old) but next time I will! In Patong I went to a few gogos, I was not impressed, I enjoy nudity, and the 2 I went to didn’t seem to have that.

I met a young lady on the internet (jojo on my photo album http://******************/thaimarauder ) and we were walking around when a guy showed me a blurry picture of naked girls, I said ok where? He took me there, I don’t remember the name of the place.

I had heard about these shows, but still it made my jaw hit the floor.

JoJo and I were the only customers. They asked JoJo to get on stage and she said ok…. A dancer asked for 100 baht to tip JoJo, she put it in her bra. Then she pulled some brightly colored cloth (it reflected in the blacklight) out of her coochie and handed it to JoJo, and instructed JoJo to walk to the other end of the stage. That was a lot of fabric! Then jojo got grossed out and got down.

Well, there were 4 dancers, one came and sat with us and told us that the other girls had all been taken home already. It was 10:30 but ok, whatever.

They were really the saddest dancers I had seen, all obviously much older then me, and 2 of them probably weighted more then me. Icky.

Oh well, the show started at 11, and really, wow.

First a big girl came up on stage with a birthday cake covered with candles, and a little tube. She blew out all the candles through the tube (use your imagination) and offered for me to get the last one. I passed.

Then a girl came with a piece of paper, and asked for my name. I wrote it in Chinese to be cute and difficult. About 5 minutes latter, a girl came on stage with a piece of poster board and a magic marker, and managed to write “Welcome to XXXX club (My name in Chinese).“ I was like, woah! That was impressive. Her coochie writing was much better then my hand writing. She even wrote the Chinese word correctly and well. They gave me the poster, but I left it there, like I was going to carry that back to the hotel, or touch it for that matter.

Then a girl blew a whistle, another blew a horn, another pulled a big long string, with razor blades tied at every 8 inches or so out of her coochie (ouch).

Then the jaw dropper. A girl got on stage with a fish bowl, I was like, no way! Shes not going to put a fish up there! Then I saw it was empty. Drunken Suspence. She danced for one song, then squatted over the bowl. Oh my god, flying turtle! She had 2 small turtles and 3 goldfish up there! How did she dance for 3 minutes? Mean, but when you are drunk, it makes your jaw drop, for sure!

It was getting expensive at that point, we were the only ones in there, and they were pushy for buying drinks and giving tips (even the waitress was pushy for buying her drinks) so we left. I had heard them say pingpong. Lol guess that was next.

I did not get hard the whole time, I would never want to ever ever have sex with any of those girls ever, but I am glad I went cause it is a unique experience, and I will have a great story to tell.

By the way, I stayed at the Aloha Villa, it was 900 baht and I was satisfied. The internet downstairs sucked, but it is not a far walk to a worthwhile internet café anywhere in Thailand really.

Marauder> Excellent photos, you definetly had fun, did you get a mobile or any contact details for the indo girl? she looks like a lot of fun, wouldnt mind meeting her, if you prefer to contact me outside the board with details, meatywsg@hotmail.com.
Meaty

Has anyone stayed at Harry's Beach Hotel in Patong? I'm staying at the Sheraton Grande in Bang Tao Beach (not my choice, but a beautiful play anyway) for a few nights. But, I want to spend one night in Patong much closer to the action, and I noticed Harry's. The price is right (1000 B) and it's right on the beach. But, maybe some of the bro's have a better recommendation?

I'm planning to pay a visit to Christin's during the day and then hit the bar scene that night. So, I want a place I can stumble back to in the wee hours!

All of the posts here these past few weeks have been great. Thanks to all of you who have posted such valuable info. I'll add my reports when I return.

Hi all,

Just back from Phuket. I stay at this Banthai Hotel at Patong area. Overall a nice hotel, but I feel that a bit expensive.

As for bringing a girl back to hotel, you have to pay a joiner fee of 500 bht.

How about other hotels? Any one been to Phuket Town, like Pink Lady? What the price did you get over there? A guide told me is 3500 bht and 4000 bht for overnight.

Seems I fell in love over the place, now a bit lost and listless in life.

I'm sure going back there again at the end of the year or early 2004.

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Oh yes,

What is your opinion, which hotel give the best price in accomodation, cleanniness, security?

Thanks

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