Lisbon

Well, Portugal came back with a good win against the Russians. That's good news for the hosts.

I wanted to thank all those who responded to my English-only question via PM. Here is a summary of responses I received.

The gist of everyone's messages was that knowing no Portuguese was not a fatal problem, but it does limit the options a little. Some thought that it could actually help, making the ladies more attentive. Regarding the apartments, everyone said that the usual practise is to call ahead, but this is just to make sure that there is someone there who will match your taste. They all thought that you oculd just show up at an apartment and see what is available, and if there's no one that you fancy, you can move on to the next establishment.

I will be in Lisbon in mid-July, after which I promise to post on all my experiences. Thanks again.

Big hello, to all sex and soccer fans,

Finally, following a suggestion from big Muri, I made a test drive, with the young Romanians near Praça da Figueira. I spoke with several of them, very difficult to communicate, and, decided Muri recommendation, Lore. She asked me for € 25, including room, I offer € 30, hoping for a small increase of sympathy.

She guide me to the "Pensão", 3rd floor of a building with no elevator, the place looked clean, the room, too. But the bed looked like shite. But the decision was made, I would fuck this girl, and it would be on that bed.

Lore body is not bad, probably a 5, tall and slime, very small tits, small but firm ass. For the face I give a 4/5. For the communication between us, I give a 3. Started with no BJ, tried a cowgirl position, no success, she only want a regular missionary position ... and no afford to please me. It was like fucking a dead girl. Try to change position, no way, she only want "mother-and-dady" position. So, last effort, in all four ("canzana" in portuguese), to finish, with allot of complains, she changed the position, and i finish fucking this bag, sorry girl, from behind.

Body: 5
Face: 4/5
Fuck: 2, to bad to report.
Attitude: 1, no simpaty at all.
Recomended: Huge no, only if you want to empty your balls in a young blond girl.

Conclusion, not recommended, for € 25/30 euros, you can find a super fuck in Lisbon, like Isabel (test drive in other reports), with much better body, face and attitude. Muri's recomendations are the best in this forum, but this romanians gils are not really my type.

Best Regards to all, good luck to Muri's and other folks England, other contry suporters, fair-play and ofcourse ... "Vamos lá cambada ... força Portugal".

Yes, football is taking up time and money that an intelligent man would devote to the purchase of sexual intercourse.

Muri paid real €€ to watch beloved England lose to France, he paid to watch Sweden spunk on Bulgaria, he paid to see Portugal grope past Russia, and there are other games in store. Each ticket costs more than a great fuck. There should be a section on the board entitled 'football addiction'. A long, slow session with Carina would have been better than any of the games.

Checked out Poço do B. three hours ahead of the England-France game. Rossio was full of drunken English wankers, Praça da Figueira had a more civilised crowd of mixed, friendly Brits and French, but in Borratem, the hookers had, amazingly, taken the day off. There were quite a few horny looking males in White England shirts or Blue France shirts, cruising for a fuck, maybe attracted to the area by recent posts on this illustrious board, but nothing doing. It's a pity because if Zidane had been offered a cheap Romanian blowjob before the game, maybe he woudn't have been able to fuck our England team up the arse later on.

Muri has enjoyed mature Rita again recently, São João Estoril , details in earler posts, and has had another functional workout at the Brazil house in Parede. Otherwise, nothing to report except football and high temperatures.

Kumbu I have sent you a belated PM

Latin Ass, good to hear from you in spite of the Rugby news, PM me when you get to Lisbon and we will arrange a fixture Australia against the combined teams of Portugal, Brazil, Romania and Russia.

Mutrix, great post, Muri is heading for that club just as soon as he can create an evening opening.

Harry Hymes, keep posting, stay in touch

Stecino, when exactly are you here?

and Zé D I fear your team is about to fail against Spain, but dominate your disappointment, convert it in to LIBIDO and take it out on the ladies, and report back to us in your great great style.

there are enough of us now to create a GOOD party sometime...

Mur

Hi guys!

I'm very dissapointed with the Portos forum because of the lack of reports.

Since I'm from porto i will give my contribution in Lisboa forum for all of you who are planning to go to Porto.

My last report I described a house with awasome girls but I forgot to give the name of that house, sorry.

Here it goes:
ANTAS 24 HORAS

Tel.: 225 094 788

You can get a overview of that house in http://www.massagens.net/acompanhantes/Porto/antas/paginas/house.htm

I hope I give you an general idea of the material.

Best Regards

Joshua

Spud:

Sorry about your disappointment with Lore. As an excuse, it might have been claimed that the Romanian girls in general act passively and uncooperatively for €25, and fuck like goddesses for €40. But no, there is no general rule. Mur paid Georgina €40 and had a comically ridiculous fuck, the worst of his life. He paid Lore €40, and had a glorious ride. Then a week later, he pays Lore the same sum, she does her 'violated corpse' act. The same with all of them, although usually €40 ensures that they get at least a little bit animated.

However, this may be an irrelevant post, for the Portuguese police have played an anti-social trick by removing the Romanians, at least the pretty ones, from the streets.

Or have they found a more lucrative outlet for their talents in some blow-job club for football fans?

Time will tell.. meanwhile the shadow of 2,000 years of bought sex still hangs fascinatingly over Poço do Borratem.

And research reveals that the word 'Borratem' is derived from the Arabic word for a fig, which makes sense because next door Praça da Figueira means in Portuguese 'Fig-Tree Square', and the fig has always been a literary symbol of the ripe deliciousness of the vagina, and..

shut the fuck up, Muri

Immense disappointment when England went out last night. They have a self destruct tendency. And they had a legal winning goal disallowed. But the better team won on the day, (sim, Portugal, caralho) and England fans are as stoical about penalty defeat as a hardened hooker taking her 30th cock of the day: just close your eyes and think about the next drink.

or in Muri's case, the next fuck. He had a mid-day visit to Cascais on the day after the defeat, and made his way via São João. (Avenida Emilia, see earlier reports)

Mature Rita had left. This place really turns over quite quickly, but there is always something new and interesting, and attentive mama-san Sara has changed from her stock of 'lite' Brazilians to fine Portuguese ladies in their 30s.

Such as Paula, who Muri fucked with great pleasure today. 32 years old, short, ample firm bum, fake blonde hair, real blue eyes, all-over tan from the nudist stretch of Caparica beach, very hard, conditioned, muscular body, tight lively pussy, deep kissing. €40.

After discovering Mur was English, she made a few obligatory (and justified) remarks about the extraordinary small size and permanent flaccidity of Beckham's penis.

Then she went to work on Muri's own organ, which was soon rising to the occasion, then thrusting, and finally spurting with joy.

Afterwards, conversation in good English (the lady has worked, as a waitress she said, in horrible, horrible Luton). Now of course regular readers know that Muri's feminine ideal is a petite latina in her early twenties. But he has to recommend the company, conversation, and **** of Paula, the kind of woman you could take home for a weekend and enjoy the talking that goes between the fucking. And then the fucking that goes between the talking.

Good woman. Recommended.

Now for the long, hot, post-football summer...

who will take the lead and organise a Jackson-style party for Lisbon mongers? Mur is inclined to ask Isabel if she would agree to coming to a hotel room in the downtown some time to be gangbanged by six guys. She would be ready for it, one suspects. Say €100 per monger, for a football-style 90 minutes? She would walk away with €600 minus the cost of the room, and we would walk away happy.

Which is more than can be said for England, or Germany, or Italy or (latest news) France.

Zé D: Mutrix:

England surrenders to Portugal, and hopes that you will go on to victory.

If not, fuck your way out of the depression as Muri did today.

Boa noite gentlemen

Mur

Crazy week!

What a crazy week I just had. First the battlefield victory against England in the Euro 2004, sorry Mur but the Portuguese people deserved to win after 120 minutes charging on the English goal, although there was a strange goal disallowed a goal that would have made the English go through. As a consequence of this emblematic match there was a lot of freebie action on that evening. My God the city of Lisbon is just packed with goddesses from Greek, Holland, England, France, Italy and of course packed with beautiful native morenas wearing flip flops or high platforms, showing their elegant legs, tipping up and down the streets from one bar to the other, showing off their tops with their national colors, pointing their proud asses in front of my eyes, the city is on the edge of hysteria, my God will I miss this atmosphere once it is all over. That night I ended up squeezing this beautiful butt down at the Jamaica Club in Cais do Sodré, a regular club where one can always expect to find some horny meat. My God am I sexist!

Enough of this freebie action and lets get down to this boards issues:

On the day after I was so kicked by the events of the night before that I could only work for something like four hours, it must have been the less productive day of my career! In the mid-afternoon I decided to visit Vera at Avenida Oscar Monteiro Torres, nº 59, 3rd floor left side, where I was presented to a mulata, a bit to heavy and to Vera a blond in her end thirties. I ended up leaving as none of the girls was up to my standards. I headed down to Rossio to see if the British people had already evacuated their newest colony: Praça do Rossio. Just after having a beer and cheering up some Brits I decided to go to the famous Calçada do Garcia, Nº 7, 3rd flour, just after the big Theater Dona Maria. The place is ok, a lift takes you up and you are seated on the single chair of the waiting room. It was late afternoon and I was presented to 5 girls, two Portuguese, two Brazilians and one Colombian. I would rate the girls from 5 to 7 and the place is in nice conditions, although there is no luxury. Service starts at 30 euros and as I was informed the girls get half of the money. One of the cheapest places to get a CBJ and sex in one position, regular sex in different positions costs 40, anal and specials start at 50. I decided for a Portuguese brunet, her name was Catarina and she looked like a 7, body 6,5 a bit like the famous Carina but her attitude was poor, and I ended up feeling sorry not to have gone for the petit short haired Brasilian, with a real killer ass! Catarina, is good looking and her body is better than average but there is no going down on her and the CBJ was really not satisfying, but maybe it was just me!

To get over the frustration I ended up looking up the number of the famous and nice apartment from Rua dos Fanqueiros, introduced by the great Mur, but no one answered the phone! Are they still there?

As an alternative I visited Bruna, the morena from Alvalade, Rua Reinaldo dos Santos, Nº 44 R/C Esquerdo, Tel: 96 601 78 21. Got a decent CBJ from this petit tanned Indian look-alike chica and headed home afterwards.

As the reservoir was not empty I decided to visit the Maybe Superstrip Club as described by Mutrix. I paid an entrance fee of 16 euros, the price for two beers which was absolutely OK for me as I intended to have some drinks to look around. To tell you the truth it looks like Black Tie, only there is always a girl stripping, dancing you dizzy! I just stood there at the bar for 20 minutes to see how the atmosphere progressed as I counted something like 10 girls and about 20 guys. There was this beauty brunet sitting down at the table and so I approached her and found out she was called Catarina, black long hair, nice beautiful brown eyes, nice medium/big tits and nice legs with a big tattoo on her left leg. She was Portuguese and real friendly which got me horny and interested. She didn´t ask for a drink and gave me the terms for some table (15/20 euros) or private dance (20/40). And that was it! No extras, no can touch or anything. I was stunned as I remembered Mutrix´s report. Next I approached some British redhead called Anna, a really nice gal and again, no can do extras as an answer for all my questions. Next back on the bar I was approached by a Russian blond called Erika, she told me I could touch her…on her arms and legs during a 10 minute private dance! Next some tall Russian brunet gave me the same conditions, then I got the same answer from a petit Moldavian chica, a blond princess that allowed no touching at all.

Mutrix, how on earth did you make it in there? The place was neat but there is no sex in that box my friends! You can´t even take a princess dancing outside of the club! This needs some explanations!

To get off my frustration I headed to Alcântara and met a pornish dark blond Brazilian that sucked my dick dry for half an hour while she was dumping some huge vibrator up and down her marvelous pussy, as I intended to come in her mouth instead of fucking her. As usual a great porn style experience in this apartment. Here is their number: 96 711 81 41, open 24 hours and presenting two to three girls, that look between 5 and 7 but that give a full porn show that I rate as a 8/9 atmosphere. Just Ask for a fetish and they will handle it, not like Maybe Super Stupid Mega disaster Club.

Well this was it and I hope next week things to improve even more!

Lets have a dinner folks!

FREEBIE!

Yes, why can't we have a Euro 2004 every year? Maybe after 1,000 years England would win.

More to the point of this board, Mur scored a totally unexpected and frenetic free shot from a fat, ugly but very enthusiastic Czech lady on Friday night. He enjoyed revisiting the world of the classsic one-night stand after such a long time. Great, great weird sex, so Karolina; Mur will not support your wonderful team because he is behind Portugal now, but thanks for a drunken, sweaty, memorable football fuck in your hot pensão.

Next day, Saturday, a windfall. Mur could not give a shit about the Holland vs Sweden game, outside Lisbon, but he happens to have a ticket and he sells it for €220! Now, what to do with a suddenly acquired sum like that? Well, Muri is a noble generous man, in fact a saint, so first, he telephones to a couple of English compatriots (they know nothing of his monger hobby) who are poorly paid and also, of course, in a state of distress about the traumatic defeat against Portugal. He treats them in the Avenida Almirante Reis to a lunch of mariscos and vinho verde. Soon morale is restored. Muri's friends learn to live with defeat and go home to fuck. He restrains himself from asking to join them: this would be an interesting sight, but taboo is taboo.

Mur has spent only half of his bonus on this lunch. He walks to Rua Braancamp and invests €100 in an hour of sex with Lorena, a copper-coloured Brasileira. After a shower, Lorena does a lovely slow strip tease at his request, then mutual kissing and stroking, on with the rubber and a reverse cowgirl which words cannot describe.

Mur pulls out just in time, and controls the rest of the fuck in missionary position until a shattering climax. Then a superb oily massage by a real pro. The lady is 30something, petite, mulatta, very muscular body, her face not pretty but certainly simpatica.
After a massage which left Muri's body totally realxed and free from football-defeat-related stress, Lorena stuck a well-lubricated finger up his arse, and with her other hand, expertly jerked him off. Weak-kneed, he staggered home.

One does not always have €100 to hand, but putting yourself in Lorena's hands is a good investment.

Still a week of Euro2004 to go, let's see Portugal win it and let's see Muri again next week enjoying one free fuck and one expensive one...

Hi all,

Zé is right, after reading Zé's report, I went back to Maybe stripclub and spoke to Alexandre. Alexandre is the manager/waiter and asked him some questions about what happened with some of the other friendlier girls. What he told me was that they caught a girl having sex with a client downstairs and they had to kick her out, along with two of her russian friends that where doing the same thing. He told me that they are controlled by the police and are regularly visited to check on the girls IDs and that they have to be very careful about what happens downstairs, as they can lose their license if they get caught.

Regarding the contact dances, you defintely have to go with the non-portuguese women. The portuguese women say that contact dance is a private dance where they can touch you but you can't touch. Then some of the girls (mostly brazilian, and other nationalities except the australians) say that contact dance is you can touch anything you want. Since the girls are freelancers they can do as much or as little as they want with you. They make the rules.

This said, this time I sat with Mona, a girl from Holland, that was very friendly. She proposed a private dance with all types of contact and I accepted her suggestion for 40 EUR. It was a normal private dance with my free roaming hands but when I asked about extra services she said that wasn't possible in the club. After the private dance she sat we me for another 30 mins and a 10 EUR cocktail and I asked her if she would like to go out sometime to a disco or something. She said she would love to but that only after work, which means that only after 4.30am when the club closes. This happens to be a bit too late for me and she said she would call me sometime in the afternoon to go to the beach or something.

So in summary, Zé is right, no type of sexual activites occur in this club anymore, but compared to other strip clubs it is a cheaper option for dances. Also the girls seem to be friendly, although a bit pushy, and seem free to to things afterhours with clients they like. I don't know if Mona will call me or not, but if she does, I will let you guys know... In any case sorry for the misinformation in the last report but things changed recently or better yet the russian girls there that were performing the services were not the normal for a strip club.

I also tried this private house in Rua do Salitre that I will report on next time, as I have to get some work done, or at least pretende that I am working hard.

Tchau,

Mutrix

[blue]Hi,

This is just a suggestion, so please don't take it the wrong way.

I appreciate the details in your report, but I know from experience that a lot of people find it easier to read a report if the paragraphs are separated by a single blank line.

I know how this happens: You're banging away at the keyboard, putting your thoughts into the report as fast as you can write them. However, if you could hit the return key TWICE at the end of each paragraph, your report would be much easier to read, which would certainly be appreciated by your fellow Forum Members.

Thanks,

[i]Jackson[/i][/blue]

I was in Lisbon for three days. I went down to Rossio but did not find anything that I liked. Call me picky.

So decided to go to this place I have been told, by the Marques Pombal. It is the first street to the right when you are heading to Praca do Saldanha. Anyways, first I went into this place called Day and Night Club. Paid like 25 euros for enterance. That includes two drinks. A lot of brazilian gilrs and some portugese. Some 8 and 9s, but alot of 6 and 7s. Anyways they were asking for 200 to come to my room, for full service, that includes anal.

I thought it was a ripoff. So I left the place, and decided to check out the Tamalia Club next door. Paid 30 euros, and got in. Met this hot chica called Helena. She wanted 200 for one pop, no anal. It was too much to ask for. I was getting ready to leave, when this girl pulls from my arm. Angela was Brasilian. She offered me to sit next to her friend, who was very beautiful and young. We talked, and agreed to have threesome for 200. I found it to be very good deal.

So I toolk them to my room. They were very inthusiastic. They immidiately took their clothes off, and I got down to the business. I called it a choo choo train. It was me fucking Angelas friend and she was eating Angleas pussy. Then we switched positions, now I was being sucked by angela, while I was fooling around with her firend. All and all, 2 pops with each girl, 3 positions with each girl, amounted to 2 and half hours of sucky and fucky, looool.

So if you like what you read, go check them out. Maybe I paid little bit too much, but then fuck it. I am here for a vacation.

Cheers

Stecino,

Nice report, but 2 shoots with each girl = 4 shoots in just 2 and a half hours. Are you kidding??? Even when I was a youngster with raging hormones I cant recall being that fast at reloading. Well if it's true, you're a lucky guy!

ER

Hi EverReady,

Yes the 4 pops is correct. I'm still a young buck. But I guess sooner or later you have to pay for the actions. As a result, I returned with sore throat and a flu from Lisbon. Call it over partying or popping, I don't know.

Hi guys,

Thinking of travelling to Lisbon to get away from London for a while. I usually go to Brazil so thought Lisbon would be a nice alternative for a short break.

Wonder if anyone can recommend a good 3 star or 4 star hotel in nice area as am not familiar with the town at all. Near action would be cool ;) Like the sound of this Superclub place!

Would also be cool to hook up for a drink or 10 and to go hunting. Will return the compliment if anyone is in London. PM me if anyone is in town. I aim to be there for 9th of July for 1 week.

Cheers,

Rezza

Rezza,

I may recommend you an excellent option, very chic and affordable - bargain to get the 102 euros corporate price, and you will get a nice room close to a well described square. Hotel is called Real Palacio, Sao Sebastiao da Pedreira.

Between 55 and 70 euros, Hotel Rex (close to Sofitel), rua Castilho, on the Park, is an excellent option. Ask for a room with a balcony, an excellent option for activity in fresh air. SW options around.

Finally, the Hotel Eduardo VII, which used to be a Best Western, has possible rooms if a bit tatty, 55-70 euros as well. Close to Hippopotamo, old pick-up joint.

All hotels in Portugal are girl friendly as soon as you are discrete.
Have fun.

So it all ended in tears.. but credit to the Portuguese fans. They were in a frenzy of anticipation, then the Greeks shat on their party. They took it with great dignity and generosity. If this had happened to a third world nation like England, or Argentina, the sounds of screams, sirens and breaking glass would have echoed all night long. Viva Portugal!

Free action during the Euro made Muri wonder whether he should try harder to strike lucky more often. No chance that a 19 year old slim Latina is going to look at Muri and leap into his arms shouting "here comes my next orgasm!" - but the older, hungrier, less-favoured-by nature ladies have their needs too, as we all knew when we were younger. And heaven knows, we mongers have now and then paid good money for fat old ugly ladies...

Five factors are at work:
1. Lack of confidence - as above, the feeling that middle age has arrived and the ladies won't be interested.

2. Laziness - it's just so easy to relieve the urge for €25, or enjoy a fine supercharged fuck with Carina for €50, or get memorably double-drained at the Adonis Club for €100.

3. Boredom - the hours hunting for freebies could be spent in more profitable ways, like walking on the beach, eating four-course meals, enjoying classical music and literature, or writing a report for WSG on your latest visit to tasty 30-year-old Paula, whose fine firm butt is on sale in São João Estoril.

4. Money: The so-called freebie may be gratifying, but it's seldom 'gratis'. Drinks, a meal, a taxi and a pensão may bring the real price close to the €50 you need for Carina (and Vitoria, for prices went up at São Sebastião da Pedreira, the only place to pull this trick for the Euro2004).

5. Involvement. How many mongers have found that a seemingly casual coupling ends up sniffing round the home or the workplace? Hence the joy of last week's fuck with a woman who was definitely going back to her country as soon as her team got beat.

Enough philosophy. As indicated, Mur has revisited old haunts recently.

One new lady to reveal. Filipa is a twenty-three-year-old dental student who plies the noble trade at Avenida Almirante Reis, 172, 5th floor. Well-built Portuguese morena, charming if not beautiful face, big breasts, nice shaven pussy. She is fairly new, and was uninvolved at first. To be fair, Mur had invested only €30 for the minimum option. €50 buys half an hour and, one suspects, a very good peformance.

Muri will endeavour to report on more novelties when finances permit. A bittersweet Tuesday today, gloriously free of work, but with little money. Ah, well, off to Estoril beach on this lovely sunny day, and we shall see what we shall see..

No more football till late August, gentlemen. There is no excuse not to be fucking, and reporting, during the summer.
Mur