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I've had an affair with this one for quite a few months now, since April 2008?

Talk/SMS each other regularly, go the movies, walk around the mall, eat dinner, and of course, visit our spot, Hotel La Mancion. Credit is due to these forums for turning me onto La Mancion. Very nice accommodations and secure facility in my opinion. Room service is great too (condoms/lube/toiletries to breakfast in the AM), they have turn styles so you never have to see the person, and just throw your money in, rotate, and its done. Roates usually go for 70 per night, but check out is 2pm, plus they have several 24/7 Porno channels on top of US Fox News, love it. Can't beat that. Bathrooms are immaculate/large, and beds are decent.

Anyway. I am a very curious person so I go to her club when she's not working, and of course, go arriba and play around. She hates it. I've been slapped in the past, but nothing like Saturday night. I had just finished putting my belt on and she walked right in the room with the other girl completely naked. Immediately starts slapping me and clawing at my face, which is what caused the gashes. I get yelled the worst names, get spit on, etc. When I first started being with her it was hickeys I was explaining at work, now its this.

I went back this Sunday evening (and can attest to the previous posters remark about the long wait, HOLY SHIT it was bad) to go back to the club. I talked at length with the day shift security guard about what happened. He said why I didn't start hitting her back and being forceful. I said I was paranoid that Policia would show up and side with her being female, only speaking Spanish to them, and me being the 'john' in the club. Plus I had a razor knife that I carry in my pants for emergency and that would have gotten me in trouble as well. If any of you have seen Sopranos when the Captain Ralphie beats the stripper to death and people kind of are like 'well she's a stripper who cares' That's how the security guard reacted. He said when Policia showed up we both would have gone to jail but her time in there would have been much worse. 'You are an American in a stripper house' 'They know you aren't at fault, look at your face, I saw what happened, everyone heard it/saw it' (ie...You pay our salary)

Then he goes on 'Oh so what amigo its just a day in jail for you, much worse for her if they showed up, you can handle it'

No, I'm ok man, thanks. I prefer to stay out of the TJ jails lol.

Seems things are changing a bit...Fucking glad as hell this guy is working at the club. 'On my shift amigo I dont let this happen' Had he not stepped in I could have been in some trouble in that dark room upstairs with her.

Never, ever had this problem at Adelitas. Much more professionalism. They know guys are going to shop around, they could care less. When you develop these relationships with girls they think you won't 'shop around' anymore. Terrible assumption.

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What is tijuanagirlz? New club or something? And any pics of the chick that scratched you up? LOL I would of at least held her down or something.

So what club did this happen at?

[QUOTE=Tjmee]What is tijuanagirlz? New club or something? And any pics of the chick that scratched you up? LOL I would of at least held her down or something.[/QUOTE]


I'm assuming it's tijuanagirlz.com

But from visiting the site, you're better off visiting the bars cause these look like the ugly street girls that you wouldn't do even if they paid you.

Im going to TJ and i would like to get two girls at a time. Any place you guys recommend for this?? Is this excepted in Mexico?? Are the girls into each other?? Thanks

I've had outstanding threesomes (with lesbian sex and kissing between the girls) during my last three visits to Hong Kong Club. Very easy each time.

Step 1. Pick a hot girl and test her in the booth by making out. Approx $7 for her drink and $4 for yours. French kissing or your finger deep in her pussy means she's a fun girl.

Step 2. Ask her if she likes girls. Tell her a threesome is your fantasy. If she's happy about it, take the next step. Otherwise, repeat Step 1 with another girl.

Step 3. Tell her to pick the other girl. I've typically paid $140. 160 for both girls. $22 (double price for double girls) for the room. In all cases, BOTH girls were the hottest girls in the club.

Step 4. I like to start the session by french kissing one girl, then french kissing the other, and finally french kissing both at once (three-way kiss). After that, I tell them to kiss each other. I then put my dick between them.

Step 5. At this point, it's reasonable to expect them to eat each other out.

Note: Most girls will require you to switch condoms when you switch girls. Some will not.

The last girl was so hot from me fucking her while the other girl was eating her out that she wanted us to get together outside of the club. Only two or three years ago, TJ girls seemed much more reluctant to make out with other girls. Now it's like they're all bi-sexual.

[QUOTE=Illini333]I'm going to TJ and I would like to get two girls at a time. Any place you guys recommend for this? Is this excepted in Mexico? Are the girls into each other? Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Illini333]Im going to TJ and i would like to get two girls at a time. Any place you guys recommend for this?? Is this excepted in Mexico?? Are the girls into each other?? Thanks[/QUOTE]1. Just ask the girls if they're willing.

2. I'm sure it's not an uncommon request in the zona.

3. Some.

[QUOTE=Illini333]Im going to TJ and i would like to get two girls at a time. Any place you guys recommend for this?? Is this excepted in Mexico?? Are the girls into each other?? Thanks[/QUOTE]No problem with as many girls as you can afford. Go to Adelitas and when you find a girl you like, tell her you want to take a friend of hers up also. It's very common. It happens all the time.

Yea I was actually thinking about going into this type of sex act. 2 girls and me. I can afford it, but don't know if I'm sly enough to get it to happen. BTW what is the best way to go about asking for anal at Adelitas? I guess you gotta ask before going arriba. Any suggestions? I'm going this Sat. With my buddy.

all right, as promised i finally returned to tj. after a very long dry spell(damn economic downfall) i was able to re-visit my favorite locale. plus i finally popped my facial cherry! read on:

i started the drive down south, and realized one of the reasons why i kept postponing these trips. the loooong drive. it's like a 2 hour drive! finally i reached the parking lot behind jack-in-the box. right before entering the parking lot, i noticed a hotel advertising "all day parking" for 9 dollars. i've seen this hotel advertise parking in the past but have yet to try it. while it can be cheaper than the parking behind jack-in-the box, i've never tried it so i didn't want to go through the hassle of figuring out how its done, like having to walk to the office or look for someone at the parking lot and then pay them or how ever they do it. but if i park for less than 8 hours behind the jack-in-the box the parking is cheaper than at the hotel.

i walk the long walk around the spiral ramps and bridge over the freeway. i stop to look at the most wanted criminals list just incase i bump into any of them. i go through the turn styles and enter mexico. the sights, the sounds and the smells of tijuana all come rushing at me. greasy food stands to my sides, pedestrians oblivious to street signals walking the streets, motorists at standstills trying to circumvent each other, pan handlers holding cups and shaking them in front of me, parked taxi cabs with persistent drivers barking to get customers, pharmacies stocked to the brim with medications and signs of their viagra and cialis specials, run down streets and sidewalks, locals standing around waiting for who knows what conversating amongst themselves, tourists passing by making comments about something and laughing in unison. once again i am in tj, i am home! as bad as it may be.

i get there at about 2pm and decide to check revo first. the tourist strip. it was mostly dead when first entering it. i saw the hole that was once the hard rock café now covered with plywood. good bye, or more like good riddance hard rock café. more down the way, the streets where blocked off and filled with people. i wandered into the crowds and noticed some off-road vehicles then some tents and more off road vehicles. turns out they where having some kind of motorsport swap meet or something. a few girls dressed in the appropriate revealing skimpy clothes, passing out flyers and posing for pictures. i got pictures by the way.

more down towards the jai alai and las pulgas, where some huge tents covering the streets. whatever happened here already finished cause the tents where being dismantled. i went back towards the motor sport tents and took pics of the hot girls posing all the while thinking, “i’m gonna get me something similar to that at the bars!” afterwards, i decide to be the typical tourist and take pics of some of the areas around tj. research for my map. i end up getting lost and the crowds are getting thicker. some guy and his friend, without restrain or shyness and loudly just up and asks me, “where is coahuila street?” it’s obvious what he’s here for. being lost myself i look around, spot the arc, point and say, “it’s down that way.” guess he didn’t believe me, cause he asked the same thing to a young girl passing by. she smiles and giggles a little bit. she also knows what their mission is. she tells them the same thing i did. so off on their way they go.

i figured i had enough of the tourist strip and decide to go to the zona. first stop, the street girls in the alley. i saw a few cute girls, a few familiar faces, a few of the regulars missing. mostly less girls. things have changed since i was last here. not as many girls as there used to be. and not as many hot girls as before either. a lot of plain girls with too much make-up. there was the usual “shhh… shhh.” or shirt grab to get my attention while passing. i made eye contact with some of the better looking ones by looking them up and down, which gets them all excited and they try harder to get my attention and go up with them. a few i might have done, but i already have my rule of staying away from the street girls due to my horrible past experience with one of them.

i wanted to check out the new hong kong. i walk in trying to adjust to the low lighting. i pass the stripper poles and walk into the new area. i didn’t think it was all that great. it just looked like an extension of what was already there. more of the same. of course i didn’t get to explore that much cause someone grabbed me from behind. i turn around and noticed it’s one of my favorite girls from ab bar. turns out she switched over. said it was because there where too many girls in ab and not enough guys.

we find a lonely booth on the second floor to sit at. a few feet away, there is a shaving cream show going on with two hot girls, one with really huge breasts. surprising cause my past experience of the shaving cream shows at hk where of average girls with average bodies and small breasts. i watched and she let my hands roam as we caught up on old times. finally she asks to go upstairs.

before this trip, i made myself a promise that this time i would finally get to do a facial on a girl(blame it on watching too much peter north porn lol). so when she asked me to go upstairs with her, i asked her if i would get to come on her tits. i’ve done that with her many times in the past and she knows i like doing it, so she says, “of course you can. you already know that.” i’ve never asked her before about a facial because i always felt too embarrassed to do so. then she said, “you can finish where ever you want.” that kind of left the gate open for me to ask so i put my hand on her breasts and say, “like here?”
she says “yes.”
i then put my hand on her round apple butt and say, “here too?”
again she says “yes!”
finally i point to her face and say, “how about here?”
she thinks for a second then says, “no, not there!”
“why not?”
“because my face is sacred! i’ll have to redo my make-up!”
it took a little more convincing like telling her, i’d pay for an hour and being persistent. she finally agreed.

i was like. “really!?!” i didn’t think she would have ever gone for it but she did!

i don’t know if it was because she was hard up for money or something but she agreed to do it. i was totally excited, we walked out of the bar and me with a huge smile on my face. :d

we walked out through the new side where the entrance to ab is at. i didn’t realize it was that same side at first. before going through the door, the door guy stops us, and puts a robe on the chica. i had to pay him a dollar. this was totally bogus! the girls at ab never put on any robes before going into the hotel. and their entrance/exit to the hotel is just as far. i’ve seen girls with nothing but fishnet clothing and underwear walking to and from the hotel from ab and without a robe. and my girl was not even dressed inappropriately. if anything she looked somewhat decent. i guess it’s just another scam to take away money from the mongers. oh well, it’s just one dollar. still…

turns out she uses the same hotel that the ab girls use. don’t know if it was just that room, or they finally decided to add tv’s with porn to all the rooms but our room had a tv. we turn it on and get naked. we start by exploring each others bodies with our tongues. things are getting pretty hot. we do a few positions. this chica is a short girl with great legs and a great butt. but the sex was less than spectacular being that, sadly, she was pretty loose. i guess its expected being in this kind of business. of course having had two children certainly didn’t help her out either. i tell her, “let me know whenever you’re ready and we can do the finish.” she told me she was ready.

she lied on the bed as i got into position. she put a towel on her head covering her hair and said, “just not on my hair cause i can’t wash that off!” then she said, “also, not on my mouth so i’m going to put my hand over it.” as a joke, i told her, “i was going to tell you to open your mouth!” she said, “noo!” i laughed. i’m getting close so i tell her not to open her eyes. she says she won't. i start cumming a strong huge load on her face and even hit the backboard. im streaking all over her face and half way into it she does a short shriek and turns away. when i’m done she giggles and says that it went up her nose.

we start cleaning each other up and shower. as we’re getting dressed she says, “so how does it feel to have your fantasy fulfilled?” i told her, “great! but i kind of feel bad for you.” she said, don’t worry about me, i’m all right with it.” she sits down next to me. as we hold each other, she says, “where do you get the ideas for all these weird sex fantasies?” i point to the tv showing porn. i asked her if she’s ever done that before. she says, “no, that’s my first time.” i tell her it’s also my first time doing it and that i was glad that it was with her. i tell her, “so its okay if i would want to do it again?” she’s like “sure! you already know that i’ll fulfill any fantasy you have.” awesome!

i pay her and even give her a little extra. we kiss and part ways. feeling pretty drained, and the need to replenish, i visited the “awesome fish and shrimp taco stand” on ave. negrete. i do some more of the tourist thing, by taking pics of tj. after a while i decide to do a few rounds and check out the eye candy in the alley. a few more girls but not much difference. i walk by this older guy wearing a baseball cap, a gray sweater and jeans. a goatee, silver hair and glasses. from the pictures i’ve seen of dermdoc, even though he covers his face, i could swear that was him. he was with a buddy and man handling a street girl. he was saying some stuff to her. maybe that wasn’t him, but sure seemed like him. whatever.

i do some more of the tourist picture thing. it’s now about 5pm. i walk into tropical. the place was jumping. some fat guy was singing and people dancing on the strip floor. most girls where taken, sitting with other guys but there where a few lookers by themselves. i sit down and a waiter rushes to my table. i order water like always. another waiter comes up to me and speaks in my ear. points out this really cute young girl and asks if i want to buy her a drink. instead of answering i made a joke. don't know what he took that as, but he brought her over anyways. this girl was really young looking. she could have passed off as a high school girl. she looked 17 or so. she tells me her name is jocelyn. she has straight black hair up to her shoulders, a few pimples, kind of thin but nice. her face was really cute though. too bad she wasn't into me. she sat on the edge of the seat practically facing away from me and almost falling off. the waiter returns and asks her what kind of drink she wants. he goes to get it and returns with her drink and a bag of chips. says my total is $10 bucks. i already knew he was trying to pawn those chips on me. so i quickly pointed to the chips and said, “not this!” he took them away and lowered my drink total by three bucks. three bucks for chips i didn’t ask for… right.

i tried talking to her, but she wasn't into talking. she told me she's only been in tj one week. she seemed more preoccupied with the entrance of the bar. so i asked her what she kept looking at. she pointed to a girl and said, that's my cousin. i kind of figured, being new that she's still shy and not used to this. but it turns out she just wasn't into me. cause other guys, that i’m assuming knew her, would pass by and touch her chin or whisper something to her. she would also tell them things and play with them as they passed by. but she didn’t even as much want to touch me or talk to me. and she kept looking towards her cousin. after a while of this, i’m thinking does she even realize that she’s supposed to be sitting and paying attention to me? so i told her, “if you’re so concerned about your cousin, then you can go back to her.” she would look at me and just nod her head a little. she finished her drink and a waiter quickly returned and asked her for another drink. i waved him away and said, “no.” waiter after waiter would come up asking me to buy her a drink. i kept turning down each one. again i told her, she could go back to her cousin. eventually she left. i was glad she did. why spend money on someone who pays as much attention to me as a napkin on the floor? i decided to stay and just watch the people dancing. this one drunk dude got on stage and started going on the pole and doing stripper routines. everyone was laughing at him but he didn’t care. i later spotted a jocelyn dancing with different guys allowing them to grab her. she obviously wasn't shy.

i left tropical and decided to visit good’ol ab where it’s usually a sure thing. ab has either declined or maybe because it was still early. it was about 6pm. most of the girls seemed new and not so many perfect 10’s as there once was. perhaps only 4 or 5 girls that could pass off as 10’s. everyone else around a 7 or lower. this was a saturday so you’d expect better. there where a few girls though. perhaps it was 1.25 girls for every 1 guy. i walked in circles a few times and gave in to a cute girl. a little thick but nice looking. she was playful and nice. so i decided to go upstairs with her. she was pretty nice in bed and did a lot of moaning. we went through a few positions. towards the end i asked her if i could come on her tits. she said, “no.” she wasn’t going to let me come anywhere on her. and that i had to come with the condom on. she wouldn’t even want to do a hand job unless i had the condom on. what a party pooper. having come from a girl that allowed me to do a facial to a girl that wouldn’t even let it fall on her hands from a hand job was a big disappointment. she was really nice and sweet in bed though, and i would do her again but just because of that one put off, i probably wont.

afterwards i went down for the mandatory corner stand taco and seafood feast. the seafood campechana is good. it’s a mixture of raw clam and oysters in lemon juice and cooked shrimp. i recommend it. not for the faint of heart though since it’s a lot of raw seafood. i took a taxi and headed back to the border. noticed the new turn style leading back to the border. when was that added? like always, they swiped my residence card and i was on my way back on the long drive home. and like always, i now have a cold. i always get a cold after visiting tj. :(

sorry for making this a long report. enjoy the pics!


edit: it doesn't allow me to add all the pictures.

edit:2 odd, but heres the link to the one pic it didn't add below;

[url]http://internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=103859[/url]

[QUOTE=Depeche Mode]Yea I was actually thinking about going into this type of sex act. 2 girls and me. I can afford it, but don't know if I'm sly enough to get it to happen. BTW what is the best way to go about asking for anal at Adelitas? I guess you gotta ask before going arriba. Any suggestions? I'm going this Sat. With my buddy.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about anal with a chica or your buddy?

If it is with a chica ask her straight out " Can I do anal with you?"

If your buddy, make sure you have the car keys and he has had a few drinks. LOL

If you are trying to hide the chicas face in your last picture, you might want to block her reflection in the mirror. I see her. LOL

Thanks for the report and pics, its been forever since I last been to tj. Make my heart a little warm when I see it haha. Considering where I am at now.

Congrats FJL, now you're good through 2011. Nice report if a little wordy.

Has anybody heard about the shooting at a restaurant by Revo?

I saw it on the news.