Medellin End of April report
I went with a friend of mine to Colombia and our first stop was Medellin. We both got places in El Poblado not far from Parque Lleras for convenience.
Parque Lleras:
Back in November the only real action I saw was street hookers in front of the liquor store. That appears to be gone along with the drug dealers offering gum to start a conversation. Instead, if you are sitting at a bar or restaurant facing the park and are sitting on the patio next to the street you will get prepagos trying to get your attention. And let me tell you it's fucking awkward. On our first night one girl would keep walking in and out of the restaurant, and pull out her cellphone in front of us and just stare at us. Evidently we were supposed to motion for her to join us if we were interested, but neither of us clued in because she wasn't dressed to impress in anyway. Her outfit looked like something Crockett and Tubbs would wear out of Miami vice. It didn't take too long for two women to step out of a cab right in front of us and start talking to us. The women abruptly walked away. I looked back and realized the manager of the establishment had come over.
Needless to say, local patrons and business owners don't like hookers propositioning customers out in the open like that.
On the weekend it was a different scene. The later it got the more aggressive hookers would be. From the balcony of Club Gusto I saw one female figure (could have been a tranny) literally try to yank men to go with her. I was not close enough to see what she really looked like. At 3 am as you walked out of the park area hookers would cat call. Especially at the entrances to the park area from Calle 10.
I quickly formed a rule that any women not accompanied by a man has about a 70% chance of being a prepago. If it's two women dressed to impress who are just wondering around then it's a 90% chance of them being prepagos. And before someone criticizes me, I mean specifically at night around Parque Lleras.
My friend who had never been to Colombia, and had never met a prepago before was really baffled at the scene. It's a light version of the Clocktower plaza in Cartagena.
Club Gusto:
This club is right upstairs from Medellin Beer Factory.
I first went Wednesday night at 10:30 pm (the club opens at 10 pm). No cover charge that night and there were maybe 12 women sitting at the bar playing with their phones. They did not appear to be part of any group and no men were with them. It didn't take too long to exchange smiles with them and chat. We weren't offered massages or anything overt, but when I stepped out onto the balcony the women would trickle out slowly and ask me if I wanted company that night. It wasn't in my face. They'd ask where you were from, if they can have a cigarette or a drink and after a few minutes the topic of money for company would come up. I saw one girl who had a nice rear come in and sit down then what appeared to be a Colombian, walked up to her said a few words and she then joined him at his table. He was older and fatter than her. I also saw obese men with tiny women rubbing up against them and sitting on their lap.
This isn't La Dulce Vida from Cartagena, or Habanos in Panama City, but it's certainly getting there.
Prices were insane. Anywhere from 800 k to 300 k. If you stood your ground you could get them down to 200 k easily but you had an easier time doing this after midnight. I'm not sure game or being young and good looking has anything to do with it. Like one girl told me, she regularly has normal guys try to pick her up and she tells them she's working and only looking for money.
I pulled one chica Saturday night, on my second visit. It was 200 k for short time but she did such a great job that I offered her another 200 k for TLN. When I woke up, she was wrapped around me with her arms and legs. Needless to say I had a serious case of morning wood. I nudged her and asked her to take care of me. Her reaction was the very definition of a champ: whereas most women would complain and act cranky this chica moved over to my dick and sucked it dry, hahaha. Good stuff.
Watch out for 'party girls. ' I saw a couple of them try to get my friend at a very high price for all night to 'party. ' They looked like trouble and luckily he caught wind of it too. Also on the weekends there are lots of normal chicas there in their respective groups. This makes it a bit challenging to pick up p4 p if you can't tell them apart.
New Life:
I took my buddy to his first casa experience here. The only bit of news I have is on the propina for BBJ. The girl wanted 50 k which is steep for a casa propina but I paid anyway.
Chicas Punto:
Oh my! I remember people here complaining that the girls were 'fat' and 'unhealthy' but all I saw was at least one good booty for every two girls presented. I made it my mission to session twice a day for an hour each time. This included a nice massage and a solid doggy style fuck riding a good piece of ass. 30 k for a half hour and 60 k for an hour. It's cheaper than the vera cruz area because at 30 k for a half hour you would still pay for the hotel room in Vera Cruz. There is something to be said about the economics of this casa.
One of the girls agreed to give me her number which I always found was hard in casa. They would always respond with "no tengo celular" Probably rules of the casa. This same girl was considering letting me fly her out to Cartagena but she goes to vocational college and it would have interrupted her studies. She would have been a cheap opportunity to wife up in Cartagena.
The multa to take a girl out if 40 k. Yes, it's that cheap. I didn't try it but one of the girls said it's 40 k to the house and 200 k to her for her to spend the entire day with me.
Yakuza:
It looks like they actually have rooms now instead of stalls with tarps in them. I dropped in once when there were only girls there. One of the women walked me through what was on offer and she was speaking so quickly I couldn't make out what she was saying except it was very technical. If you pay for a half hour it's full sex. For 45 minutes that includes a blowjob. And hour included a massage or some other shit. She was miming some of these with her hands which made me really whorney. She also said it was possible to go up to the hotel next door. After the full seminar on what's on offer she told me she would introduce the girls. Then she extended her hand, smiled and gave me her name. I didn't partake that day in Yakuza and I regret it because I didn't see her again. She had a normal face and body, but the way she described everything really made me want to fuck her.
Hotel Balcones de Cuba:
I decided to uber my way over to this hotel based on a previous report that indicated there was some good booty here. Unfortunately none of the booty was fat. It was a weird experience. You buzz your way in and the receptionist, who does not seem happy at all, asks you what you want. I explain I'm here for a massage. She motions me to a living room next to her. There I find a dude sitting on a couch with a gym bag. I nod and sit down. A few minutes later he blurts out some fast Spanish and I can only respond with nodding. He nods and gets up and I follow him some flight of stairs to another living room. There's a dude here who looks like Furio from The Sopranos along with a group of other dudes who are watching TV. He takes me to a hallway with four rooms, and knocks on each one and then leaves. I get the presentation and decide it's not for me. As per Colombian custom no hard feelings, and Furio bids me farewell.
Vera Cruz:
I spent very little time here, so I don't have much to add other than Wolf's excellent posts on the area. It was too frigging hot to make the rounds more than once. Hotel Channel had some hotties in the doorway. I may partake next time. My biggest issue is I know myself. If the booty is exceptionally good I try to go bareback and I have a feeling this is the last place in the city I should be doing that.
Mayorista:
I posted about this in my mid report (s). I see no reason to visit unless you're a local who knows what he's doing.
Overall:
The only bad service I got was in Mayorista. All the other hookers did their job and some went above and beyond. The best part? All the bakers, waitresses, waiters, and business owners I had met previously remembered me. They all had the same line for me when I thanked them: "con mucho gusto. ".
