Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Golfinho;2521581]Has the most efficient and effective way of booking rooms in this place been discussed at any length here? Sorry if I missed something, but recollect a recommendation to not use agoda, [URL]hotels.com[/URL] and such.[/QUOTE]Vagabundo might help you get in touch with some hosts. If not, there are many listings on Airbnb.

Is anybody returning to the US from Brazil required to quarantine for 14 days? It's required by the CDC but is it enforced?

If you PM me, I will send you the number of my landlord.

I will post it here, but I am not sure if it will be deleted by our faithful moderator.

In airbnb or other similar just look for address av gastao senges 395, and Mediterraneo Flats or Transamerica.

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2521807]Vagabundo might help you get in touch with some hosts. If not, there are many listings on Airbnb.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MongerHunger;2521822]Is anybody returning to the US from Brazil required to quarantine for 14 days? It's required by the CDC but is it enforced?[/QUOTE]My neighbors came back from Bangladesh last month and the CDC called them 3 times during the 2 week quarantine to make sure that they were home. I don't know what would have happened if they weren't home to answer the phone, but I wouldn't want to find out either.

What are the best options in El Centro for a quick PCR test to be able to board a plane to go back to the US?

If you are mongering at Vila Mimosa or the darkside (north of Av Getulio Vargas in centro), you need a love motel to go to (instead of the shit room at VM), you can go to Motel San Diego, which happens to be closest to the central transportation hub.

Biz card attached, so you can download it to your phone, and text it to your favorite Rihanna sex doll clone.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2521732]I like being a block from the beach, and so do the many who are at Transamerica.

It is not just the bar here, it is Av Gastao Senges 185 for lunch, dinner, and the stroll in between.

In the beginning there was karlamodels, and it was good. You could stay at Motel Malaga or Motel Barao do Flamengo, and the girls would stroll from their agency, Karlamodels or the other I forgot.

You can do the same at Transamerica.

You look for the girl on the sites..[/QUOTE]

How could that even work? Some don't have landline phones.

[QUOTE=Bravo;2521911]My neighbors came back from Bangladesh last month and the CDC called them 3 times during the 2 week quarantine to make sure that they were home. I don't know what would have happened if they weren't home to answer the phone, but I wouldn't want to find out either.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MaxSquatter;2521928]How could that even work? Some don't have landline phones.[/QUOTE]True, I haven't had a land line in over 10 years. Anyone recently returned to the US from Brazil?

OK, here's my patrol report with my best wingman yet.

I will use the numbering from the previous Barra patrol, which is reference below:

We went first to checkpoint 1 where we started, ie Transamerica.

Next we went to checkpoint 4 and 7, which is Perola Negra boate. It is simply the best boate in Brazil. OK, every man with a penis and fingers loves to debate this shit, but it just is. My wingman, mandingoblack agrees, though Vila Mimosa, which I call checkpoint 8 has better young girls, and of course at a better, lower price point (more on that below). At Perola Negra boate, I got several numbers, and some girls held out for doing a session first at the boate. I will actually go and and do that. Pricing is 250 reais for half hour. They also ask for a high caixina to give out a number in the club, like 50 reais instead of 20. I hate bargaining with young, stupid but stupidly hot women. So, we left and went to.

Checkpoint 9, which is Terma 31, address alcantra machado 31 in centro. We went up, popped our heads in quickly and there were 5 f'uglies, so we left. We didn't even pay the cover of 10 reais. I guess I am a familiar face, and I have taken several of my top girls out of the club.

Checkpoint 10 was the now not so secret terma, Clube 116, rua do concecaio 116. I got some numbers. We blew out of there in 30 minutes.

Checkpoint 8 is the infamous Villa Mimosa. We got several numbers there, including some super hot talent that my wingman had already done.

We patrolled North out of the entrance to the VM triangle. We walked several blocks, in part because there are a lot of super hot street walkers. Obviously they don't have to give up 50% of their price to the house working at VM. My best girls (Ana Foxxx, and Monique Jada Fire, are VM girls, and both have in common that they have lost their cell phones, which tells you how violent this part of town is.).

Checkpoint 11. We walked up as far as a hostel / sex motel, with again, lots of those street walkers out on the front, and using that location. I call that checkpoint 11, Rua Jose Eugenio 24. They have rooms there for 15 reais for the half hour and up.

I had a overnight with Nina Deponca last night, and I am pissed at her for smoking in my room, which of course gets passed on to me. I am on the verge of firing her. It has been a usual week of overnights for me with one on Monday, and then nina deponca on Tuesday. Today, Wednesday night / Thurs was my night off since I already fucked in the morning Wednesday, and I liked the pussy patrol with Mandingo black who is a awesome wingman.

All is well.

Reference.

1. So, today, LLT came over to checkpoint 1, IE, av gastao senges 395, where I chilled for the superspreader holiday event.

2. We ubered to Vila Mimosa, checkpoint 2. Nothing was happening. I got a number of a negra, but it was not a target worthy of a warshot.

3. We ubered to checkpoint 3, 4 x 4, IE, Buenos Aires 44, and sadly, our temple of the procession of the Lady of the fleshy clit was closed. We prayed and changed uber destination to checkpoint 1.

4. Along the ride we changed destination to checkpoint 4, IE, Olegario Maciel in Barra, which was hopping. Like the place to be. After some foot patrols, we settled in for a meal at Na Brasa Colombia, which is at the intersection of Olegario Maciel and the Atlantic Ocean. For those challenged by map reading, you don't deserve to get laid anyway. As we say, I can fix many things, I can't fix stupid. There we dined like Brazilians. I almost leaned over and got a number from a juicy morena target whose bunda beckoned, but she was with her mother and aunt, and we were not blues brothers enough to ask, "how much for the little girls" while on a "mission from god" (small G). We contemplated trying to sit down with a few juicy bundas but my wingman demurred, "they probably will ask 1000 reais each".

Local intel sources stated a real boate is on the Atlantic, to the East. That boate on further patrolling is "Perola Negra" which is a house at _ 400. (forgot the name of the street that is avenida Atlantica in Barra).

5. Then we ubered over to checkpoint 5, IE, Praia dos amadores. I got two negra numbers there. One -- the first -- was a mother with her little kid. My wingman, being ruthless, said, "get her number" like that scene from animal house, the devil on the shoulder saying "fuck her" . She has a very nice little negra bundinha (which I prefer to a bundao). Her friend has big negra seios. Numbers were gained. We then patrolled around praia do amadores. This is a good spot, and within an easy stroll of Ibis.

6. Then we ubered back to Transamerica, checkpoint 1. Then we ubered to Checkpoint 6, a boate indicated on google maps by the name of panteras dos recreio. It is in a vila mimosa ish area just inland from Posto 12. Wingman and I entered the apartment building and went to the room (109) and there was no answer. There was a room on the 4th floor with the usual colors of a boate visible from the street. Wingman was not in favor of going up to the 5th floor, so I agreed to head back to the street, and patrol to Posto 12. The hopping bar there is the package store / ice (gelo) store on the corner. We spoke to some obvious garota de programas on the street, but my wingman not wanting to ask for numbers from certain targets, we refrained, then ubered back to.

7. Checkpoint 7, paris cafe, which was closed, so we ubered to.

Checkpoint 4, where we foot patrolled to perola negra boate, which was also closed. From there I ubered back to checkpoint 1, and wingman ubered to Copacabana.

As expected during the holidays, most mongering sites are closed. Which is just as well. Fucking is just work. Have some sympathy, have some taste.

Haha.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2517496]A claro sim can be bought at a mall, like Gavea Shopping for 100 reais for 50 gb per month.

I've used this to supplement the bad internet at Transamerica.

So, today, LLT came over to checkpoint 1, ie, av gastao senges 395, where I chilled for the superspreader holiday event.

We ubered to Vila Mimosa, checkpoint 2. Nothing was happening. I got a number of a negra, but it was not a target worthy of a warshot.

We ubered to checkpoint 3, 4 x 4, IE, Buenos Aires 44, and sadly, our temple of the procession of the Lady of the fleshy clit was closed. We prayed and changed uber destination to checkpoint 1.

Along the ride we changed destination to checkpoint 4, IE, Olegario Maciel in Barra, which was hopping. Like the place to be. After some foot patrols, we settled in for a meal at Na Brasa Colombia, which is at the intersection of Olegario Maciel and the Atlantic Ocean.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MongerHunger;2521822]Is anybody returning to the US from Brazil required to quarantine for 14 days? It's required by the CDC but is it enforced?[/QUOTE]I came back to the US from Brazil over a week and a half ago. No one's checked up on me or bothered me. Once you pass customs, it's smooth sailing.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2521914]If you are mongering at Vila Mimosa or the darkside (north of Av Getulio Vargas in centro), you need a love motel to go to (instead of the shit room at VM), you can go to Motel San Diego, which happens to be closest to the central transportation hub.[/QUOTE]
In the case of VM you also have Hotel Canario on Rua da Cear, very close to VM.

You'll find it on map in this post:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1143546&viewfull=1#post1143546[/url]

Sperto is right, and I appreciate his detailed reports with maps, which I learned to be a RIo monger from in 2011, which was my 4th year coming to Rio and Brazil.

In fact, after my wingman and I left VM last night as I detailed in another report we walked up north on rua ceara, as can be seen on some of the maps I have screenshotted.

We walked towards rua Jose Eugenio, which is where that hostel I detailed in a report is located. THis route of walking north out of Rua Ceara, then left on Rua Jose Eugenio until the hostel has many many many very good quality street walkers (who if they find a client on the street, most in cars which pick them up, do not have to pay half of the money their pussy or ass or mouth makes to the casa in vila mimosa). Many of these street girls are "on their way" literally to VM, but stay on their feet for that extra 50% of their salary which is hard earned of course. Many of these girls are 18 or 19, live in caixis or zona norte, and 50% have at least one child, and 25% have no cell phone (which is why wolves can pick them off by getting their facebook or instagram). Life is nasty brutish and short in the jungle that is all of Brazil.

I also screenshotted the area around VM from several levels of magnification because.

You can see that Hotel San Diego is a far walk but easy uber from VM. The advantage of Hotel San Diego is that it is literally half a block from Central station which has a hub for the supervia light rail to all of Rio and its outlying areas, like Campo Grande, where some of the best girls like Alexia Belucci / ingra of 4 x4 lived, and Central is a central point on all the Metro lines underground, and Central is a hub or rodoviaria for all the surface bus lines.

Yesterday, after the overnight with Nina Deponca, I took a uber back up to Caixis with her. She scored some tabacco substitute. I took a nice bus back to Rio centro, where I got a 20 reais haircut at Central, and reckoned into Hotel San Diego, on a back street, Rua Senador Pompeio. By going to these areas where few gringos go you realize that the amounts of money you pay are really very large amounts of money in Zona Norte. The best prices for all household essentials like very cheap but functional blue tooth speakers for the beach can be had for $35 reais -- the same speakers will be sold by the foot mobile vendor on Copa for two times that.

The other motels near Vila Mimosa can readily be seen. My favorite always is Malaga, which has the best ambiance with the excellent restaurant, Aconchega Carioca, just down the street.

Thanks for the feedback. It would be nice to know the actual number of the street address for motel Canario, Rua Ceara?

[QUOTE=Sperto;2522147]In the case of VM you also have Hotel Canario on Rua da Cear, very close to VM.

You'll find it on map in this post:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1143546&viewfull=1#post1143546[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2522151]It would be nice to know the actual number of the street address for motel Canario, Rua Ceara?[/QUOTE]Rua Ceará 221. It's impossible to miss when leaving VM.

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=149294&d=1302444512[/URL]

A better PDF-map ("Sperto, Vila Mimosa, Directions, Map") in:

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1143546&viewfull=1[/URL]#post1143546.

P. S If the newbies need to orientate themselfes in VM:

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=149295&d=1302444580[/URL]

Thanks a lot for your description.

I can't wait to discover vila Mimosa.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2522151]Sperto is right, and I appreciate his detailed reports with maps, which I learned to be a RIo monger from in 2011, which was my 4th year coming to Rio and Brazil.

In fact, after my wingman and I left VM last night as I detailed in another report we walked up north on rua ceara, as can be seen on some of the maps I have screenshotted.

We walked towards rua Jose Eugenio, which is where that hostel I detailed in a report is located. THis route of walking north out of Rua Ceara, then left on Rua Jose Eugenio until the hostel has many many many very good quality street walkers (who if they find a client on the street, most in cars which pick them up, do not have to pay half of the money their pussy or ass or mouth makes to the casa in vila mimosa). Many of these street girls are "on their way" literally to VM, but stay on their feet for that extra 50% of their salary which is hard earned of course. Many of these girls are 18 or 19, live in caixis or zona norte, and 50% have at least one child, and 25% have no cell phone (which is why wolves can pick them off by getting their facebook or instagram). Life is nasty brutish and short in the jungle that is all of Brazil.

I also screenshotted the area around VM from several levels of magnification because.

You can see that Hotel San Diego is a far walk but easy uber from VM. The advantage of Hotel San Diego is that it is literally half a block from Central station which has a hub for the supervia light rail to all of Rio and its outlying areas, like Campo Grande, where some of the best girls like Alexia Belucci / ingra of 4 x4 lived, and Central is a central point on all the Metro lines underground, and Central is a hub or rodoviaria for all the surface bus lines.[/QUOTE]

Many say it is dangerous for a gringo to go to VM. What do you think?

[QUOTE=Sperto;2522203]Rua Cear 221. It's impossible to miss when leaving VM.

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=149294&d=1302444512[/URL]

A better PDF-map ("Sperto, Vila Mimosa, Directions, Map") in:

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1143546&viewfull=1[/URL]#post1143546.

P. S If the newbies need to orientate themselfes in VM:

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=149295&d=1302444580[/URL][/QUOTE]