Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=George300;1383494]I'll be coming to Bangkok for the first time in March. My flight lands at like 1150pm. Trying to figure out where to get a girl when I get to my hotel real late. After customs, and taxi to hotel, ill prolly get to the airport like 2am'ish right? I'm staying at the marriott next to nana plaza. The gogos are closed that time no? What are my choices in that area at that time? Just girls on street? Any agencies or MP open? Searching the forums for as much info as I can find, I'm so exicted![/QUOTE]Hey George,

If you will be in BKK during the first March Weekend lets meet up and explore options. This is my second trip, first time round I tried all the bars, bars girls etc but this time I want to stick to MP's based on recommendations although if I do hook up with a sexy bar girl who am I to deny. I am at On 8 Hotel Soi 8, Friday 8 and Saturday 9 leave Sunday.

[QUOTE=Ehunter;1392851]There will never be a shortage of mongers that are jack asses and no doubt he meets his fair share of them. Even if a blow job cost 6 pennies the same clods would ask for a price break. It is just the nature of the beast.[/QUOTE]As just to verify, as I get some comments around this sentence, Dr BJ himself does not give BJ's hehe, that I hope the more and less bright ISG crowd would notice as I wrote it with a bit humorostic twist ok?

But his girls would be more than happy too.

[QUOTE=Crazy4Thai;1392830]That's a great pep talk. I DO enjoy your FR's and your attitude about this hobby Skogis. I'm guessing that H444 is the son of Bionicman and therefore you will never, not ever, see a field report from him. If I'm wrong, let me know and I'll remove him from "Ignorant List"[/QUOTE]I don't think you have to worry anyday soon, Crazy. Herold is just Herold and I can nothing but to have a jolly good giggle at him sometimes. I will let you know if I see sth useful in his postings, hehe.

[QUOTE=Bionicman;1392624]I do hope HE does not give BJ, for free or for a cost! LMAO[/QUOTE]I'm Scottish, I don't give anything for free (with the exception of field reports). I could be open to the right offer. Wink wink!

Regards,

BJ

[QUOTE=Ehunter;1392851]There will never be a shortage of mongers that are jack asses and no doubt he meets his fair share of them. Even if a blow job cost 6 pennies the same clods would ask for a price break. It is just the nature of the beast.[/QUOTE]Very wise words Sir. The vast majority of customers I deal with are really straight shooters, but this being Bangkok there are a fair amount of chancers. One of the more creative ruses I have come across is "give me a one hour Nuru massage for 1, 500 baht (the price is 2, 000) and I will bring four friends here tomorrow". Very easily dealt with, I tell them to pay the 2, 000 baht and when they bring their four friends the following day I will refund him the 500 baht provided he takes another lady himself. Usual response is a slightly mystified look followed by a less appealing counter offer.

It's all good fun really. One other response is that I tell customers we don't give discount on the particular day it happens be. I am very surprised how readily this is accepted.

Regards,

BJ

yesterday i made my way to pattaya. checkout time at the grand president bkk was high noon. i left my bags at the concierge so i could make a second trip to sol, get lunch and cab it to the bus station. so i will start posting in the pattaya threads starting tomorrow.

i posted about my first visit to sol, i think yesterday, with my good experience with rabbit. well, today she was not there. in her place was this tiny little cutie with yellow blondish hair almost to mid-back. i would say. 5ft tall. 80lbs, or less than 40kilos. she has a nice little rig on her too! i think she was photo-ed some time back on a different website. i won't re-post it here though. things like that tend to ruin things or change the dynamic of what she is doing. don't ask me where the photo is either. i won't respond. i will only say of all the photos out there, select the one that has the cutest girl showing. that be her. rates a 9 on the cuteness scale. 7.8 body. says she is 27yo but looks 12 years younger. yes, you read this right and her i'd proves it.

pen is as cute as a button. her personality is gfe but will do anything you want. she tells me her and rabbit are roommates and she has been at sol for years! there was also a third girl there lurking with long black hair that is also do-able, but maybe another day.

for some reason pen suggested we go into the bathroom even while the place was empty. i went with the flow as i never had a look at the bathroom. i will tell you, that is one place you will never find the queen of england. they maintain a little bench seat the shape of a triangle where the 90deg side goes into the corner wall immediately opposite the sink. so if u-turned around while facing the sink the bench is only 2 feet away. i can't believe how these girls kneel down with their bare knees on that disgusting floor to slob away on your knob.

verdict is, pen is a winner. just like her roommate! she has this head corkscrewing action going on when moving up and down on your dick. that is, when in deep, she twists her head from left to right during the upstroke. ten reps like this and she changes up to jack hammering the back of her throat. she is good at changing up her speed too. i am not trying to compete with any penthouse reviews. but man i really enjoyed her. i sat down to finish my drink and she was trying to coax me into waiting for rabbit to come into work in 3 hours for real special two girl service. but i can't! i have to be on the bus to pattaya. grrrrr.

btw- pen says she is naturally hairless, away from her head that is, even in the obvious private area. i did not know there were people like that.

so i like a girl to blow me like she is getting angry revenge on her boyfriend. no sterilized special chairs, just a pure sluttyness while being spontaneous. hey, dr bj. you reading this? you know it is a matter of time before i stop in right? ha ha ha

anyway, after, i told pen i needed to go for lunch. she said it was her break time so i asked her along. she took me to a thai place, far from fancy on their main road. lunch for two cost about 150bhat! after we parted ways. i picked up my bags at the hotel and cab-ed it to the bus terminal. it was a 2:45min painful 145bhat bus ride. i could not stop thinking about me not-waiting later for rabbit to come into work. oh well. i will be back in bkk next week.

i am writing this info while patts now but the rest belongs on the other thread.

[QUOTE=Ehunter;1392895]So I like a girl to blow me like she is getting angry revenge on her boyfriend. No sterilized special chairs, just a pure sluttyness while being spontaneous. Hey, Dr BJ. You reading this? You KNOW it is a matter of time before I stop in right? ha ha ha[/QUOTE]I certainly am reading this. No worries, I take it in the jovial spirit it is intended. Sluttyness or seedie surroundings works for some people. I have had people tell me they did not enjoy the Salon because it was too clean and hygienic for them. That's cool by me, I understand where they are coming from. I will accept your challenge. Call ahead to make sure Consultant EE is working before to go to the Salon. The deal is that if she is as slutty as you say you enjoy you will put a glowing report on this forum, agreed?

Regards,

BJ

I was in After Skool, just sat down, got my drink and this fat, ugly woman sits on the stool next to me and starts touching me and talking away. I try to ignore her but she keeps at it. Pretty soon she says you buy me Tequila and lady drink, OK. I say no. Suddenly they both show up as does the bill. I said to the server I did not order those and am not paying for them. If she keeps on bothering me I am leaving. The bill, drinks and woman suddenly disappeared.

Curious, does this scam usually work? I have seen a lot of wormy guys here. Are they so spineless that they put up with it?

Speaking about discounts. Is there any massage shop / bar / whatever with some discount for repeating costumers?

Mango had something like that when they first opened with a card to collect stamps and get a free massage after 10 times or so.

[QUOTE=George300;1383494]I'll be coming to Bangkok for the first time in March. My flight lands at like 1150pm. Trying to figure out where to get a girl when I get to my hotel real late. After customs, and taxi to hotel, ill prolly get to the airport like 2am'ish right? I'm staying at the marriott next to nana plaza. The gogos are closed that time no? What are my choices in that area at that time? Just girls on street? Any agencies or MP open? Searching the forums for as much info as I can find, I'm so exicted![/QUOTE]George, you have plenty of time if you play it smart. I also land at that time on one of the US carriers from Narita and often stay at the JW. I am usually on a bar stool by a bit past one with plenty of time for fun. Here are some tips:

1. Get your ass off the plane as fast as possible. If possible choose a seat near the door and on the left side for quicker deplaning.

2. Once off the plane, walk very quickly to Immigration, look for the signs. It can be a long walk and you can pass a lot of people, thus saving time at Immigration which is the worst bottleneck standing between you and your ultimate goal: getting to a bar with a cold drink and a beautiful Thai girl! Obviously, don't stop to shop at Duty Free either!

3. There are 3 immigration lobbies in Suvarnabhumi, although not all 3 are open all the time. If the lobby you go into first has super long lines (maybe more than 10 or 15 per line) , go check out the next one. While walking down the big wide corridor with the immigration signs that go to the left, you can see the other lobbies.

4. Once thru Immigration, look for the sign that shows which belt your bags are coming in on. Then find an ATM, there are many in baggage claim. Get your Thai baht now to save time. Key Tip: take money in an amount that ends in 900 baht, e. G. 5900 baht. 8900 baht. 11900 baht. That way you have some smaller bills for the taxi and you're not stuck with all 1000 baht notes when you go out.

5. Hopefully, you are now waiting for your bag. I usually take a dump in one of the baggage claim restrooms at this time too, saving another 5 minutes later. Sorry if that's TMI.

6. Once you get you bag, proceed thru Customs, don't even look at the Customs guys, just walk thru. You do NOT have to put your bag on the belt to go thru the machine; if people are queued up to do that, just walk past them.

7. Once thru Customs you enter the Arrivals Lobby, one of the more poorly designed parts of the airport as it's narrow and crowded. Make a right turn out of Customs and follow the signs for "Public Taxi". BTW, ignore ALL the touts in the airport trying to get you to use their taxies. My experience is they are not necessarily faster (sometimes you wait) and they are 2-3x as much.

8. You see the sign for 'Public Taxi' directing you to go down one level to the where the taxis are. Go down the moving ramp and keep looking for the Public Taxi signs. Exit the airport through the right revolving doors, and you'll see a bunch of desks set up by the curb with lines in front of them, they are usually not long. Choose the shortest and when you get to the front, tell the girl you want to go to the "JW Marriott on Sukhumvit". Don't just say "Marriott" or you might end up at the wrong hotel. A taxi driver will walk up, and she'll give him a price of paper and one to you also. Just stuff it in your pocket.

9. When you get into the taxi, tell the driver again where you are going and also tell him: "Expressway" and "Tollway" and hand him 100 baht. Passengers are responsible for paying tolls and the total is 70 baht. He should give you 30 baht change before you arrive (after he pays the last toll). If they don't, I ask them in Thai why they didn't and give them a shitty tip, but 95% of the time they give it to me without asking. Don't try to be cheap and not give him toll money, if he suspects you might stiff him on tolls, he may get off the expressway and take surface streets, adding valuable time to your commute into the city.

10. You will arrive at the JW maybe 30 minutes later if (a) he's fast, (b.) traffic is light, (c.) he goes the right way taking the U-Turn and not Soi 3. There's not much you can do though. Just wait. When you arrive at the JW you owe him the meter PLUS 50 baht for the airport surcharge, plus tip. I usually have huge heavy bags and if the guy is cool I usually just give 300. The meter will be about 220 or so.

11. Don't let the bell boys take your luggage, unless you make them promise to go with you and tell them you are in a hurry. I know them all so they know I am in a hurry and they follow me up the elevator. If you let the bell boy take your bag and he disappears, it may take awhile before he shows up in your room with your bag. Obviously, you have to check in now too. If you have been fast, you will beat most of the passengers coming in from the airport to the hotel and the check in lines will be short.

12. Once in your room, just get your shower and other stuff done and get your ass out the door to Nana. I actually usually go to Soi Cowboy my first night. Even with the late 11:50 arrival, it is possible to be on a barstool easily by 1:15. Remember that after 2:30AM when the bars close, there is action in the parking lot area outside of Nana Plaza and along Sukhumvit at the street bars. The JW is very GF friendly and you will see a steady parade of guests with dates in the late evening. ID checks are not required.

The instructions above are based on a lot of trips, I do it almost every month. In fact I am at LAX right now and will be executing the plan above in about 22 hours! Best of luck.

[QUOTE=Dr BJ;1392891]One of the more creative ruses I have come across is "give me a one hour Nuru massage for 1, 500 baht (the price is 2, 000) and I will bring four friends here tomorrow". Very easily dealt with, I tell them to pay the 2, 000 baht and when they bring their four friends the following day I will refund him the 500 baht provided he takes another lady himself. Usual response is a slightly mystified look followed by a less appealing counter offer.[/QUOTE]I like your style. Somebody offers you a lead pipe dream and you turn it back around on him.

I actually have integrity issues with those kinds of people. What kind of guy uses his friends so that only 'he' gets discounted? It is just a preview into his character, and your approach deals with that wonderfully. Yes, as you say, all good fun.

[QUOTE=Harold444; 1392947]Someone make sure Goatscot is sitting down in his rocking chair.

Rainbow 2 and 4 have raised drink prices 10 baht to 155. Lady drink 150 baht.

Good lord almighty.

I'm guessing pretty much a non-event here as majority don't go to the Rainbows'. Maybe just me and the 1000s of staisfied customers every week.

Really, they should have gone higher, I doubt they lose 1 customer because of 10 baht. The customer will just tip dek serves less.

When it was 145 I give 200 and keep the change. Ill probably do the same now. LOL.

Coins are just a pain in the azz![/QUOTE]Rocking chair? Man, I am barely middle aged. I have just lived here a long time. But no, I won't pay that for a watered down drink or a bad local beer in a bar that plays awful music with daughters of farmers with 6th grade "edumacations" who want 2k baht for a 30 min ST, well unless they can gargle with my emission while singing Fly Me To The Moon. Last night we went to our new favorite watering hole in Bangkok. Had three amazing US craft beers. Each was 90 baht (yes, you read that right 90 baht) , so with tip 300 baht for three great beers. Can't beat that. Had an oily the day before; two pops, three holer, rimmed like a starving sea lamprey, and 2100 baht, so no need to "get the white out" last night. Just enjoyed hanging with friends.

[QUOTE=Pablo;1392992]5. Hopefully, you are now waiting for your bag. I usually take a dump in one of the baggage claim restrooms at this time too, saving another 5 minutes later. Sorry if that's TMI.[/QUOTE]Dammit, you gave away my system for getting through Swampy and arguably did me one better. I usually take a dump on the plane and never pack so much that I have to check in luggage. Always do carry-on and that saves about 30-45 minutes.

[QUOTE=Dr BJ;1392910]Sluttyness or seedie surroundings works for some people.[/QUOTE]I won't speak for others, but for me the BJ venue can turn boring quickly unless there are things to try and vary the experience.

Your "uniqueness" is a clean controlled environment with a nurse / consultant twist. [This is more creative than most I think. One thing escapes me though regarding the 'clean' part. Is it that important to people to be so squeaky clean in their surroundings then turn around and get blown condomless? Most likely I am missing something or maybe that theme gets blown out of proportion when showing the model girls in sterile white nurse uniforms ans assuming you would be getting that sterile clean setting]

SOLs "uniqueness" is seedy, spontaneous and out in the open if you want it.

All other venues are somewhere in between but what does not vary much is the actual sex act. I had service in germany where the establishment offered interesting add-ons such as a jigger of whiskey (or booze of your choice) in your mouth just before you popped. They gave it a creative name in german I never remembered. When I tried it, it really sent a dizzying pleasure wave through my body at climax. (why is it always the germans!) Why I have not seen this elsewhere, I don't know, but it would be so easy to implement and expand ones business menu. Me being enticed to try the different service variations would pull me back to the venue much sooner than else wise. So you make a tad more on booze, the customers gets a different experience to talk about with his buddies so there is also additional word of mouth advertising built in which I would consider huge.

Something more extravagant would be to 'theme' the whole experience, add a kink feel with different uniforms giving the boys something else of interest to chat / compare. I know this requires the layout of capital, but then again, giving the boys something else to chat about pays dividends.

Me not knowing the business like you there are probably reasons these things are not done. If the business aint broke, don't fix it, and I completely understand that too. Just trying to inject more 'fun' into the scene and that is really what this is all about.

[QUOTE=Dr BJ;1392910]The deal is that if she is as slutty as you say you enjoy you will put a glowing report on this forum, agreed?[/QUOTE]Of course I would. We would have to put up with occasional sour posters that are against an owner leveraging the form. But hey, I am a member, and here I am 'seemingly' leveraging YOU for MY own benefit. No one is keeping them from doing the same so they should shut the hell up.

I will let you know when I am in the neighborhood.