'Don't wet the carpet' - a novice pissers guide
[quote=jack sheet]i'm curious about the mechanics of how she pissed on your chest. did you lie in the tub with your feet propped up in the air while she sat on your chest or did you use additional props by bringing into the room an inflatable child's pool to keep the room from getting messy? i'm thinking about replicating the act with photos but just want to make sure i'm getting it right.
also, why didn't you let her [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] in your face? is that where you draw the line?[/quote]
yup, i can help you there! as a rep002ite, i was a complete novice but the girl was an experienced hand, well, bladder really. after a few hesitant starts i first emptied my bladder on her. it is amazingly difficult thing to do. we tend to be pre-conditioned by life to avoid going around pissing on other people (literally anyway) and young ladies in particular. so, initially, my urethra locked shut, but i had been drinking beer so a full bladder and natural excretory urges finally overcame my timidity. not on her face but on her tits; even she balked at face pissing.
then, it was my turn. i lay part supine on the floor and she semi-squatted over me. as i said this girl was a pissing sensei so she had no urinary hesitations and quickly voided a gusher of warm, straw coloured lemonade all over my chest and stomach. some splashed in my face. i do actually have pictures and video of the event but, for obvious reasons, will not be posting anytime soon. i was 3summing that day so i had a rather tasty, naked camerawoman filming and snapping photo’s of the event; which added immensely to the surreal eroticism of the event.
this, of course, all took place in the bathroom.
i am not really particularly interested in these excretory games (and rep001 players are the most disgusting fuckers on earth) but it was a quite an turn on for me as a one off. but not something that i would enjoy repeating at frequent intervals. however it was yet another tick off of my to-do list which is now pretty much full.
Day 2 - more Greek inductees
When doing FRs I try to keep them short as possible as we all know what we are doing when we monger but there are varying degrees of fun and different varieties
Day 2 and 3 followed much of the first night, including meeting up with my good mate Groin Strain from the UAE who was visiting the Philippines for the first time (yes a virgin :D) for work and Flag338 who as here for a few days fun. Nice guy, lots of laughs, similar tastes and happy to help him when he asked – safe travel Fslag338 and we will be in touch again
Day 2 was really about catching up with girls who I met previously using DIA, ones who had promised much more than just coffee and a kiss. One turned up the other bailed but that is par for the course here so am not complaining as there are always alternatives in the Philippines and not very far from your hotel. The one that did come was asked before she arrived what present she had for me (as I has some for her ;)) and she boldly replied “my shaved pussy, mouth and virgin ass: .....lovely jubbly...just the type of response that makes me as wicked as I am :)
And sure enough this 25 year old ass virgin arrives, looking very nice, freshly shaved she announces and we proceed with the normal formalities being a nice long Greek session is started and her education into a 3 holer is complete – and she proudly tells me (as other have done in the past) she is 3 holer (hope she does not tell her mother!!).
As the other one bailed out, and Groin Strain had arrived, met up with him and we went to Havana Cafe. Now here is GS, a long time UAE monger, where nothing much surprises him and he has known me and my habits ;), sitting in Havana Cafe mouth open at the sight of a lot of women, mainly quite sexy. I spot a table of 4 girls, cute, short skirts and nice figures, and buy them a round (they were drinking water but had a taste for Baileys).
We join them and GS in instantly attracted to 2 and as a good mate I take the other two, one of whom bails later but again plenty of choice. All under 25(ish), one a teacher, others looking for work and one boldly stating she works Havana...ie white guys, older, with cash naturally.
GS goes back to his hotel (he can FR later but somewhat of a mix up or something and the one he really fancied went home early). I had Jane with me, probably the least pretty of the 4 (bit all pretty) but then as we know they work harder to please and she sure did please. Excellent BBBJ and when she sat on my for the umpteenth time we were having some serious fun..and yet another Greek inductee after some persuasion and a review of my accessories plus the mandatory trial run. As a tip OI always find it useful; to have a butt plug or handy n trips as it helps ease the girl’s nerves for first time Greek inductees :D
More of the same on the morning, woken up with a lovely BBBJ and an unhurried session, shower together, more BBBJ (I do like that in the shower) and then she left. I went back to sleep to recharge for the next meeting with my massage lady ....yummy
GWA PM me if you like to meet up - were you in Havana Friday night?
Day 3 - more fun more Greek
now day 3 was a fun day. as it turned out a lot of fun.
massage girl, a friend, not a p4p bar girl (see pictures in the relevant section) who loves girls, greek, group etc came and gave me another ‘massage’ all for a 1000 pesos (and i replenish her battery stocks – she has 2 vibrators). we get along so well that if she did not have a serious boyfriend in europe she could easier be my girlfriend, but the guy does sent cash, pays the rent, while at the same time acting like an a**hole (he words not mine). l:oyalty is one of those strange things in filipina culture...he acts like a dick, but as he sends her cash each month and for many years she can’t lose that economic lifeline. understandable...and yet she stills sees me and we have an unhurried shagging from late morning including greek (she loves her toys), daty bbbj etc she won’t cim but that is fine with me.
after this was chatting cebu girl who is coming up for a week of fun with me and making sure she bring the right clothes (ie not many as i have a few for her ;))
the catch up with gs again and take him to burgos. a philippine virgin needs to see the bars and experience things so he remembers them when back in dubai and wants to return as fast as possible. great meal at handle bar again, chart with some of the local expats and then to jools for the cabaret show where we are both accosted by a number of lovelies. following that high heels where i ask the mamasan to make sure she gets him into the naughty corner. which she does, with a lovely cuties virtually naked sitting on his lap...this does not happen in dubai..rattlesnake, kubu, regal york et al (dubai clubs) have a lot to learn imho :d
countless drinks later and after being stroked by 3/3 girls, seen girls do shots of each other’s nipples, had a real, sexy spinner play with my todger..departs with the girl from the naughty corner though again she stayed but then went after 1 pop...will speak to mamasan about her...he will fr later). i went to havana cafe again to meet up with fslag338 who had sms me asking about a contact with a slim body but nice rack...name is jency an old friend and a trusted girl who i can call upon.
havana was busy, despite the earlier rain. some nice girls there not as many stunners, recognised a few ladies with their husbands ...girl who play dia maybe hubbie knows, but i did not bother to go and say. noted and will send a nice email to them instead ;). music was good, people dancing all over the place and fslag338 seemed happy.
eventually, traffic permitting jency arrives with my good friend yxeslhady. quick introductions and back to the hotel, i hopped out at mine as next door and he went to the dusit with the ladies for a feed first then time with jency. will find out how it goes later.
me – i went home alone...as i had cebu girl arriving next morning and she will [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url] me so best i save my energy (well am an old man) and she expects me to have a lot of load for her mouth and ass (well so she said in a text). as i got into the room around 2am received a text from the girls last night sitting in conways (shangri la) asking if i wanted to come for drink (in other words come and take us). i did think about it but i was going to be awkae 5 hours later saved my bed for my 18 year old cutie who is proud she is a 3 holer and loves to be spanked. this visit she learns more naughty things :d..but that is for another fr
The Fort and Quezon City adventures
Hi WR, please PM me, I'm unable to at the moment.
Felt like checking out some new places. A girl at Havana said to check out the Ascend at the Fort so that's where I headed. 500 peso entrance which included 2 drinks so was ok. Positioned myself at the bar to check out the scene. So this is how the rich locals party! No hookers but many attractive rich looking birds. Tried to chat up a young expat aussie chick, she said her family had been here for 12 years. She was happy to chat but it wasn't easy to break into her 'group' of friends, in hindsight I should have gone for the number first but oh well. Shit happens. Retracted back to the bar. Friendly group of 4 local guys late 20s/early 30s (BPO staff) started chatting. We talked about the industry (which I am also familiar with) and they seemed to have a bit of 'swagger' so we decided to work the magic with the ladies, hehe. Went over to a group of mid 30s chicks. One who said she was a ramp model was having her 35th birthday, she was into me but she was too skinny for my liking, so danced for a while then moved on. Tried to break into a couple of more circles but nothing really worked. The ratio of guys to girls by this stage was 2 to 1 – OMG this was like an aussie niteclub! Hehe. Music was top notch – the DJs in Philz are fantastic. Kept chatting but nothing clicked – girls were super picky and no-one was hooking up with anyone on the dancefloor except the couples who came together. A girl started looking at me and smiling so I went up to her and started grinding on her. 2 mins later my friends arrived and said, watch out, she is a ladyboy! WTF? She looked anything but a ladyboy – I was fooled and I would never have been able to tell. Apparently my 'gaydar' wasn't working anymore, hehe. Shit that was a close call.
2 hours later they said they would take me to a local place so we went to a Quezon city niteclub. Not one foreigner in this large but modern club. Lots of cute girls and I started chatting but was difficult as their English wasn't good at all. Spotted a tall cute girl looking at me, I told my friend she was cute. He said, let me ask first. He asked the bouncer whether she was a girl. The bouncer said 'NEGATIVE'. Hehe OMG another close call this is getting crazy I thought I could pick a ladyboy but this was crazy man.
Went to another Filipino hangout in Quezon city where we bought breakfast – good chats with the guys, was a great nite out (no girl though!).
Didn't feel intimidated at all in the Filipino joints. I guess I kept it safe though and didn't risk hitting on girls that may have had a partner there thoroughly recommend hangin out in the Fort area, and in quezon city clubs but use basic common sense at all times.
GWA out.
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GWA - please get your PM working
Hi GWA, tried to PM bui you are set to not receive. Am AC and Batangas until Friday when am back in Manila. If you can get the PM working by then let me know as cant give email or contact numbers via the forum
Thanks