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I found some pics of that girl Kathy in the photo gallery that Sandman posted.
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what a surprise.. and i thought all those young people sweating profusely were just overheated. the italians come in a very close second in the blow consumption. at least the israeli's don't wear speedos on tony the tout's beach..
i just do not know how someone could enjoy blow in such a hot and humid environment. blow speeds up your metabolism, so your going to sweat anyway, but jesus the next morning or afternoon ( after an all night bender), must be sure hell.
zev, good reports, always watch your shit around chicas...ldv however seems to have a greater ratio of mafiosa theives...
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... When we finally left it was around 7 AM and I was shot. We grabbed a cab and made the journey back to Laguito ...
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Nice reports, fun to read! Thanx.
I definitely couldn't hang with you guys though ... hanging out til 7 AM would kill me. Drug parties, not my scene either. Of course you guys are half my age too :)
To each their own.
I like to find a nice chica and chill with her for the evening.
Too bad about your camera.
Have fun amigo!
Thinking of travelling to only to Central or South America. Prefer non-pros. I like the GFE experience. My spanish is sub-fluent. I prefer Caribbean countries only. Would like to know what the forum members think / your opinions:
Question:
1. What are the Best Places in the Caribbean for mongering: Colombia, CR, DR, Honduras, Ecuador, Cuba ? (Ecuador is on the pacific but - I threw it in the mix because of many favorable reports.)
"BEST" Can be qualified by: lowest prices for good-looking, young, whiter-skinned women. Also better attitudes and larger quantities. I guess my basic question is: "For mongerers, which country can be considered to be "The Thailand" of the Carribbean.
Colombia has the second highest number of reports after Thailand. I know Colombia has beautiful women who value their looks and get plastic surgery done.
Also I read quite a few reports in the other forums about Colombia women in other spots (like Panama, and CR). It seems that Colombian women make such good providers that they export themselves to other mongering destinations.
Still I have my concerns about Colombia.
So The Question For The Forum Members Is:
What are the Best Places in the Caribbean for mongering: Colombia, CR, DR, Honduras, Ecuador, Cuba?
I want to travel to Colombia in the next 1-2 months - I am VERY worried about being kidnapped.
Questions:
1. How many mongers get kidnapped each year in Colombia?
2. It seems that Cartagena is probably one of the safest cities - is this true?
3. What are the safest cities in Col. that still offer good mongering?
4. What are the best practices to keep from getting kidnapped?
Gracias In Advance For Your Replies/Help.
Water Boy
[QUOTE=Zev1234]I found some pics of that girl Kathy in the photo gallery that Sandman posted.
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Sorry to hear that she is on the blow. I have known her for years.
I would suggest Cartagena for you. It is the safest city in Colombia. It is also the most expensive city in Colombia, but you won't get kidnapped if you stay in the tourist zone.
[QUOTE=Water Boy]I want to travel to Colombia in the next 1-2 months - I am VERY worried about being kidnapped.
Questions:
1. How many mongers get kidnapped each year in Colombia?
2. It seems that Cartagena is probably one of the safest cities - is this true?
3. What are the safest cities in Col. that still offer good mongering?
4. What are the best practices to keep from getting kidnapped?
Gracias In Advance For Your Replies/Help.
Water Boy[/QUOTE]
LOL - in the event you are NOT here trolling, then you must be either a) super rich, b) famous, c) a combination of both, or d) a scared non-Spanish speaking gringo...
Regardless, if you are any of the above and dead set on coming to Colombia to monger, why don't you sign-up for Kidnapping & Ransom insurance before coming out here and hire two bodyguards and a driver w/ car? Otherwise, stay in Costa Rica or Panama.
Saturday night we went out to a club on Arsenal. This place was very nice but again not a place you want to go alone. It is more of a place where you would take a date. We bought a bottle and sat down at a table. We stayed there until we finished the bottle between the 4 of us that were there and then we head out to elektra. At elektra we got another bottle and sat down in the tables in the back. We invited as many chicas as we could to come join us. It was my birthday that night so the birthday line was really working for me. (next time I go there I might just say it is my birthday every night) We all found girls and stayed till the place closed till we went home. I left with this chick Karen who had nice fake tits and a great body. My cousin left with this cute skinny girl. I forgot her name but her picture is on here already. Posted by Jelly Donut in the photo gallery:
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Anyways we went home and I paid 100. 000. 00 pesos which is the most I paid throughout my whole trip and also the last time I paid. It was my birthday so I felt like spending some money She wanted 160. 000. 00 but I was able to get her down. She spent the night with me and the next morning she left.
The next day was Sunday and this is the day my friends were planning to throw me a big party in the house for my birthday. I was skeptical at first but I think we ended up throwing one of the biggest parties Laguito has seen as of yet. We rented speakers for the house and bought a lot of music, alchohol, and drugs. We moved all the furniture around so that there would be a lot of room for dancing. Then at around 2:30 am we set out on our mission to try and invite as many girls as possible to our house for the party. We got to elektra and bought bottles. I think we must have told half the girls in the club that we are having an after party in our house to celebrate my birthday. Everyone was all hyped up about it and I could see this was gonna be a hell of a night. My infamous line was "mucha coca, grande casa, grande fiesta" hahaah. My cousin somehow convinced the DJ at Elektra to come DJ at our house for the party. We went all out. When elektra closed we head back to the house and there were already about 6 girls waiting outside. So we got the music started up and the girls just got wild. There was 6 of us guys and about 20 girls. And lemme tell you something. These colombian chicks can hold their ground when it comes to partying. I have never seen girls consume more alchohol and drugs in such a short ammount of time. I almost felt ashamed that these small cute colombian girls can drink me under the table. Anyways we partied hard from 4:00 am till 9:00 am. There were people jumping in the pools, running to the beach, girls taking their clothes off. Everything a party needs. At around 9:20 am I crawled back into bed and I was done. Five minutes later a girl walks into my room and climbs into bed with me. I was so tired, I could care less if I was getting laid or not. But like I said these colombian girls just keep going and going. I laid on my back and told her do whatever you want to me. When it was over I called her a cab and went to sleep. I never even got her name. After this party it was funny because it is almost like we became famous in Laguito. In Laguito it seems that everyone knows eachother, and as soon as word got out that we through a hell of a party in Laguito we felt like celebrities, it was like everyone knew who we were.
The next night I was so tired because all the partying of the week was finally catching up with me. I stayed in that night and just knocked down a few beers and watched some TV. At around 4 Am I here the doorbell, so I go to answer and it is that girl Karen who I was with Saturday night. She came in and started asking me about the party and why she wasnt invited and if I was with any other chicas. (funny how they seem to get jelous) So we were just hanging out and my friends had brought some chicas back as well so were all just chilling. I take Karen back upstairs and we fool around a little bit and then I wasnt sure if she was going to charge me or not so I tell her "listen last night at the party someone stole all my money. I have no more money for the vacation" Her answer "awww thats horrible. Do you want me to lend you some money? " There was no way I was gonna take money from her but at least now I knew I was banging her for free
Well for the rest of the week we pretty much did the same things. Some new girls were involved. We had another party Tuesday night, but it was nowhere as big as the first. No huge speakers, and no DJ this time. I pretty much kicked it with Karen and she became really attached. Shes a cool girl and I think she thought I was bringing her back home with me? My friend was in the same situation with this girl Diana. It was kind of like we had girlfriends for the last three days. Which wasnt bad because we didn't have to spend energy or money. Well Tuesday night was the night that my camera was stolen. We had the party and I let my guard down. I let my cousin borrow the camera because he was with some chica and the next morning it was gone. We were pretty sure that Kathy took it because he said that she was the last person who had the camera before it dissapeared and she must have seen all the pictures from the weeks vacation. Well I was furious and I wanted my camera back so me and my cousin decided to go to her house and see what we can do. He knew where she lives because she took him there before. Now the place where this chick lives is like a totally different world compared to where we stay in Laguito. Its only about a 10 minute drive but feels like a different place. The houses are all run down, most of them don't have doors. They have holes in them and you can feel the poverty. It might not have been so smart going there trying to find the camera but it was that important. So at her house, she lives with her mom and about 4 other chicas. They all do drugs and drink. We told her that we don't care who took the camera or anything, we just want the pictures back and we are willing to pay. She wasnt budging but she gave us little hints that she does know where the camera is. My cousin who is kind of a hothead started getting loud and she walked outside. He followed her down the street and there was a lot of people outside. She turned around and told him "don't forget where you are, you're still in Colombia" My guess is that she coulda said two words to her people over there and we would have had some real problems. But she did kinda like my cousin since they spent so much time the past week just doing drugs and what not. Well anyways I didn't get the camera back but I know she either has it or knows where it is. In conclusion, this girl does not care about anyone but herself and her family. She even said so herself. One cold chica. So we went back to Laguito, I called Karen and banged her for the last time. My flight was in a few hours. We went to the airport and Karen and Diana came with us. They cried when we left. We said our final goodbyes and were on our way back to reality. We will definately be back there sometime in the future. I will say that at times it was hard to communicate, not knowing much spanish, and our friend helped out a lot since he spoke the language. Also I didn't write about all the fine dining and sites Cartagena has to offer. It really is a beautiful city and has a little something for everyone. You should also take the time to thank the paramilitary whenever you see them around the city because without them this life would not be possible. There is a lot of fucked up shit going on in Colombia and for the most part Cartagena is sheltered from it. But like Kathy said never forget where you are. You're still in Colombia.
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Dumb question . . . is Elektra a working chica pickup spot or a regular club?
It's a club. It opens in the early morning and closes around dawn. It's located in the old city. Some girls go there after LDV closes.
[QUOTE=Almotu]Dumb question . . . is Elektra a working chica pickup spot or a regular club?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Zev1234]"don't forget where you are, you're still in Colombia"[/QUOTE]
Great write-up again -- sounds like you guys had an awesome time. These words should not be lost on anyone... you're life can easily be snubbed out in a country like Colombia. You kids got lucky...
jjajajaja... too funny
You should also take the time to thank the paramilitary whenever you see them around the city because without them this life would not be possible.
[QUOTE=Zev1234] ... You should also take the time to thank the paramilitary whenever you see them around the city because without them this life would not be possible ... There is a lot of fucked up shit going on in Colombia and for the most part Cartagena is sheltered from it. But like Kathy said never forget where you are. You're still in Colombia.
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How do you spot the Paramilitary to thank them?
Do they all wear the same Paramilitary T-shirt?
:)
[QUOTE=Ricker]How do you spot the Paramilitary to thank them?
Do they all wear the same Paramilitary T-shirt?
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Of course. The shirts say "formerly AUC." However, you are more likely to find them in Santa Marta or Monteria.