Thanks for the assistance
Appreciate the help. I will be traveling alone so I definitely will post the dates and look to meet up with fellow mongers. I seen Windmill was hit back around March and a guy got caught with trousers down. Which was in my top 5 places to visit in Pattaya. But still getting great reviews lately so I guess it's business as usual. Planning my hotels based on balconies and location so going to book in advance to make my first trip smooth.
On a side note. What is going through the minds of the people in charge in Pattaya? Wanting to make a resort town out of a place that you shouldn't swim in the water? Getting rid of the food carts? I've never been obviously. But it sure seems like they should do lot of other stuff before stomping out what has kept them afloat.
Third trip to LOS — day 1
After a bit more than a 3 year hiatus, I had the rare opportunity of spending some time alone. LOS was my natural choice as I don't have an idea when I'd be able to come back here again. I do envy all of you free spirited souls.
My second trip was 3 years ago. I didn't plan much this time as both my last trips always didn't go much as planned. In both my first trips I wanted to conquer all of Pattaya and realised that it's not how I should approach my time here. This time I wanted to have some good time and enjoy it as I don't know when I'd get the chance to come back again.
Day 1.
Landed in Swampy around 12.25 pm, after about a 15 minutes delay. Luckily there was little traffic at the immigration counters. Also I tried the older trick of going straight ahead.
To find a immigration center near the baggage carousel which was assigned to my flight.
I booked Mr. T Taxi again this time. I've never had an incident with then before so I thought I'd use the same again. To my surprise he only quoted 1000 THB which was the same amount he asked in 2014. At least one thing is not affected by the inflation.
Now I did a stupid mistake again which is I couldn't remember what the arrival gate number 3 means. I managed to stupidly waste 15 minutes trying to find my driver. In doing so I went from all the way left to right a couple of times. But finally I found my driver holding my name card. Phew!
Something funny happened when I got into the car. The driver's partner (or wife I guess) was in the front seat wearing an all black burqa. Now the car was inside the not so well lit car park and I've got to be honest with myself I nearly screamed out of fear as I just happened to see her when I just got in the back seat.
The drive to Pattaya was alright, he clocked 120 km / h most of the time so we were here around 1 and a half hours as I remember (or may be a tad more).
LK Metropole.
Last time I chose LK Renaissance. I liked the location very much so this time I thought of going with LK Metropole as it's closer to LK Metro. A 56 sqm room was around 56 USD per night. This is a bit more expensive that LK Renaissance. Now after coming into the room, I have to mention that I am not too happy. The room is very spacious, but all the things seem to be quite dated. For example the switch boards feel like they are about to fall off. A part of a tile is missing in the bathroom and the bathtub also seem to be quite old.
So my recommendation is if you are planning to stay here, maybe reconsider your options and see if there's something better for your money.
But for anyone who's going to chose LK Metropole, I've got a small life pro tip for you. If you are the sort of person like me who prefers the bum gun when one is available, make sure that you don't push the handle all the way down while pointing the water stream directly at your asshole. You are guaranteed to fuck your own ass with an extremely high pressured jet of water and believe me it's not the most pleasant surprise.
I've only had 2 hours of sleep last night. I knew that wouldn't be able to stay up for a long time. Sorted out the clothes and went to 7/11 for some beers toiletries and etc. On the way back bought a prawn pad thai from a street vendor. Back in the room had a shower and a shave.
It was still 6. 30 pm and decided to lie on the bed for an hour.
Champagne.
In my 2014 trip I went to Champagne many times. This was during the daytime as I remember they used to open at 2 pm. I only figured out that they now open only at 7 pm. It's a shame as they used to have two shifts. Are there any daytime gogos left now?
Anyway in walked in and it was around 7. 40 pm. There were about 10 girls on stage dancing away slowly. Man I thought I'm lucky to be back. It was evident that there were not many customers around. May be 10 altogether. I guess it's because it was quite early and things are in the middle of the low season.
Had a gin and tonic and looked at the stage for a while. During the next rotation a girl wearing a nice smile was constantly looking at me and after her time on stage she came directly to me and sat next to me. I knew my eyesight is getting worse as she seems to be quite older than she looked in stage. She cleared my doubt when she said she's 31. I continue my legacy to attract the older ones. She was a sweet little thing, but I didn't feel much of a connection so after about 3-4 drinks I left Champagne and took a MB taxi to Walking Street.
Windmill.
Decided to start my adventure from the extreme end so I got into Windmill. It was fairly busy for early hours and the fact that it was low season. Plenty of average looking girls but it's the naughtiness that I love in there. I wasn't allowed to stay alone for a long time as this girl came to me and latched on to me. She looked average and had visible baby damage in both boobs and tummy.
I spent quite a while there and I wasn't able to resist the urge to BF my girl. She said her name was Irene. I regret it now but at the time it was the best decision I made (as with everything else. The drink bills and the barfine came around 3500 as I remember.
We went to a Thai music bar of some sort and now I was sensing my girl for the night is a bit pissed. She had a good 6-7 shots from me alone. Got back to the room and the sex was good at least. The only thing I didn't like was she wanted to use a condom for the BJ. After then she said she wanted to go back to Windmill to collect her salary or something. I guess it's the usual bullshit they tell. I really didn't care to have her around so I paid her and she went out of the door.
The night was still so young around 10.50 pm, but unfortunately I didn't feel like stepping out again. So I went to bed and had a good sleep of too many hours.
Third trip to LOS — day 2
Day 2 (15th June).
I woke up around 12.30 pm. I was feeling much better after catching up the sleep that I was missing. Went to I-Rovers and had a great sirloin steak with a beer.
If you are staying in LK Metropole, it might be good to know that there's a small alleyway that leads you to the LR Metro. This way you can skip Soi Diana altogether and get straight into LK Metro.
Got back to the room then I had to sort out some issues at home and work so it kept me busy for a good few hours. The next couple of hours was trying to get my damn phone's mobile data connectivity working with my new Thai number I got from 7/11. I had no luck but adding a manual APN fixed it apparently.
Office agogo.
Went into Office as my first gogo for the day. Again an OK lineup that I'd rate around 6/10. In no time a bit chubby girl latched onto myself and didn't let go. She was quite friendly and kept asking me to BF her. I was very good at resisting in the beginning. But as we were getting more drunk she became better and I sucked at trying to resist her. Damn it. This is why I ruin most of my trips. Just not being patient.
We came to my room for a quickie that I never could finish. Then back to Champagne for some drinks and their shows. It was quite empty and the most of the girls seemed to be bored out of their minds. But we hanged around there for more than a couple of hours just getting pissed. After Champagne we had some dinner at Lee's Diner few meters away from LK Metro. Had a Thai dish which was quite spicy.
So I've caught up to now, and my barfine Na is sleeping next to me right now. Hopefully she'll take care of me when she gets up and before she leave. But I think I seriously need to get some Kamagra to get my tool going. I'll try to keep updating this TR live and see how I go.