Chiang Mai

I have only been here for two weeks and only went to one massage place and walked out. Right now I feel that being in CM is like being in a church. This place really sucks so far. ThaiFriendly has been a big waste of time and I always do well on the sites. One in thirty responses is from CM. NOBODY speaks English. On the dating sites nor here in town. I live in the best area of the city. I did get my longer term visa. So off to Pattaya or?

[QUOTE=PirateMorgan;1841446]I have only been here for two weeks and only went to one massage place and walked out. Right now I feel that being in CM is like being in a church. This place really sucks so far. ThaiFriendly has been a big waste of time and I always do well on the sites. One in thirty responses is from CM. NOBODY speaks English. On the dating sites nor here in town. I live in the best area of the city. I did get my longer term visa. So off to Pattaya or?[/QUOTE]I was there last week and the go go bars were quite busy with many beautiful white skinned ladies. Have you checked them out yet? I would also try the location based chat apps such as we chat. Also try and learn some basic Thai language and it will make a world of difference. A few hours on the web with you tube and google translate would be a good start.

[QUOTE=PirateMorgan;1841446]

... Right now I feel that being in CM is like being in a church. This place really sucks so far.
..One in thirty responses is from CM. NOBODY speaks English....

[/QUOTE]Chiang Mai is not Pattaya. But the City is very nice and they speak English at least so good like in Pattaya. Maybe you meet the wrong Poeple.

I live in CM, [URL]http://www.mychiangmai.org/[/URL] a helpful site for P4P.

Hi all,

After my disappointing experience at Annie's in Bangkok I made my way up north. To Chiang Mai to be more precise.

1st visit. Sat 5th March.

I went to Celebrity Massage about two hours after I landed in Chiang Mai. Loi Kroh road is just a few minutes away and thanks to some other websites I found my way to the.

Massage parlor very easily. Upon arrival I was welcomes by. What I believe is. Papasan who was sitting outside of the venue chatting to some people.

Celebrity Massage seems to be housed in an old hotel and you enter the old lobby with the fishbowl. Overall very clean and well maintained. Papasan asked me to sit down and asked me what I was looking for. I said I look for some passion, somebody experienced, young and fun. He pointed out a few numbers but I decided to go for no 41 - a tiny girl.

Allegedly from Chiang Mai. I am not good remembering names. Especially from some pleasure girls. So sorry for that.

The fishbowl itself is separated into two categories. On the right the girls for THB 1400 and the more experienced girls (incl. The ones that don't do it with Farang) on the left for THB 1700. And there were some amazing stunners on the left. But the right had some nice personalities too.

After I selected my lady I was guided to an elevator where the girl joined me. We went up a few floor to the level with the (former hotel-) rooms. Again all very nice maintained and tidy incl. Marble-isa flooring). We went down a long corridor and my girl opened one of the doors. Inside (and I cannot repeat myself often enough) a nice and tidy room with a TV, A/C, bed and big bath tub. I was asked to undress whilst the girl filled the tub with water. Whilst the water was running I got a nice, but not professional, massage.

It lasted about 15-20 minutes. After that we hopped into the tub for a full body wash. Unfortunately the lady did not speak any English so communication was limited to gestures and very very basic English. We had a lot of fun in the tub, the girl was quirky and very friendly. A nice tiny firm body with be-size (real) boobs, ah and she had braces so looked schoolgirl-ish. In the bathtub no real action other than some almost-handjob to get my little friend cleaned up.

After another 20 minutes of washing each other (yes, of course I wanted to wash her too) we went to the bed for some more basic massaging. After a few minutes she got a condom, dressed me up and started a BJ. Heyho, the foreplay got intense. We did some 69 etc. And I really enjoyed her company.

I was not expecting the full GFE after papasan told me earlier the rules. No kissing, always condom, max 1. 5 HR / 1 shot.

And then things went more serious. We did it in every single position I could imagine. Reverse cowboy, doggy, missionary etc. The full program until I came. She did not rush it at all, as it wanted me to come to an end, she seems to enjoy it. No lubrication needed at all.

A final time into the shower, cleaned up and 1. 5 hours later I left the venue very very happy.

Rating (at 12 pm).

Venue- 4/5 Stars.

Selection of girls- 3/5 Stars (because some very hotties did not want farang).

Rating girl no 41- 4/5 stars.

Value for Price -5/5 Stars (compared to Annies THB 3000 per session).

Overall - 4/5 stars.

2st visit. Sun 6th March.

Went to Celebrity again because of my experience on the day before.

I never had a 3-some so I decided to go for 2 girls at the same time. Early birthday present Papasan remembered me instantly and we spoke about the rules if I were to take 2 girls. He recommended an experienced girl and maybe a inexperienced younger girl. Guess what I went for no 41 again who also remembered me and we joked around a little bit. She selected a girl to work with her who was little smaller, 19 years old, little chubby but real the-size cups. I think her number was 51 or 57. Anyhow, I could feel immediately that she wasn't in the job for long, she seemed to be a little shy and unsure on how to approach me. She did not speak any English at all.

Same procedure. I went to the lift and the 2 girls followed me. Same floor, different room. Started with a massage again on the bed after undressing. No 41 fun as always whilst she seemed to give the other girl instructions on what to do / how to massage. So the other girl WAS new. My girl and I jumped into the bath tub whilst the new girl stood outside washing me from behind. I asked the ladies to swap so that I could show the new girl what I like but she was still very shy. She started to boob-wank me which was very nice, she definitely has experience in that topic. Again quick shower to rinse off, the obligatory mouthwash and we went back to the bed, one girl to my left, one to my right. They kissed my body allover and whilst I was busy with the new girl, no 41 dressed me up in latex and rode me reverse cowboy. After 10 minutes the ladies swapped positions and the new girl tried to ride me too. With a little too much force so I needed to change positions and finished off missionary whilst no 41 was kissing and stroking me from behind.

So that was it. My first 3-some for the price of a 2-some in Bangkok.

No 41 was again very nice but professional whilst the new girl seemed to be so inexperienced, it actually turned me on.

And I tell you what. I may go again tomorrow (IF I decide to skip testing Sayuri).

Good night!

[QUOTE=ArthurTick;1818597]Nong Nuy Taxi Service and Massage Shop: This is more complicated because not directly in the town.
In the massage parlour is a fair skinned Burmese lady who speaks perfect English in her early 40's. She's skinny and no means a looker but some may fancy it.
The last time I were there was a year ago. I had an oil massage and she completely striped off, let me finger her pussy, tits, ass and a good French kisser while she gave me a HJ. She never rushed me and did not quote any prices and afterwards gave her 800 baht that included the massage, she was happy with that. She was probably up for FS but I didn't bother. The shop front has a glass sliding door with a curtain on the door for privacy that opened straight into a large room or shop and included a real bed. She did not lock the door that was a little off putting but no one else came in.
Directions: You will require own transport; it's out the way a bit. Taking you from the Night Bazaar. Travel up to the traffic lights by the Pantip Plaza. At the lights turn right into Sridonchai Road. Travel down until you reach the moat. As you hit the moat turn left into Ragang Road. The road is sign posted. Travel down a ways and then you will see a massage parlour on the corner where the road bears left and the road goes straight on. Don't bear left but go straight on. From then on the road becomes very narrow, almost like a footpath. Keep going and then the road turns sharp left. Go left with it; don't take the more narrower part that goes straight on. Go to the end of that road and you will come to a main road that has a blue concrete wall opposite. Turn left onto that road. The Nong Nuy Taxi Service and Massage Shop is about 50 metres on the left. It has a red and white hanging banner outside the shop with the name in English.[/QUOTE]Hey Arthur,

Have you been back here at all since that last time? I know my way around and thought I would give it a shot, how did you go about making her know you wanted 'the works' when you asked for the oil massage? Or she kinda just did it on her own? I know some places if you don't at first say a few hints they won't really get it? Your Thai is fairly good or just said straight up?

Cheers,

Arthur

[QUOTE=ArthurTick;1818597]Nong Nuy Taxi Service and Massage Shop: This is more complicated because not directly in the town.
In the massage parlour is a fair skinned Burmese lady who speaks perfect English in her early 40's. She's skinny and no means a looker but some may fancy it.
The last time I were there was a year ago. I had an oil massage and she completely striped off, let me finger her pussy, tits, ass and a good French kisser while she gave me a HJ. She never rushed me and did not quote any prices and afterwards gave her 800 baht that included the massage, she was happy with that. She was probably up for FS but I didn't bother. The shop front has a glass sliding door with a curtain on the door for privacy that opened straight into a large room or shop and included a real bed. She did not lock the door that was a little off putting but no one else came in.
Directions: You will require own transport; it's out the way a bit. Taking you from the Night Bazaar. Travel up to the traffic lights by the Pantip Plaza. At the lights turn right into Sridonchai Road. Travel down until you reach the moat. As you hit the moat turn left into Ragang Road. The road is sign posted. Travel down a ways and then you will see a massage parlour on the corner where the road bears left and the road goes straight on. Don't bear left but go straight on. From then on the road becomes very narrow, almost like a footpath. Keep going and then the road turns sharp left. Go left with it; don't take the more narrower part that goes straight on. Go to the end of that road and you will come to a main road that has a blue concrete wall opposite. Turn left onto that road. The Nong Nuy Taxi Service and Massage Shop is about 50 metres on the left. It has a red and white hanging banner outside the shop with the name in English.[/QUOTE]Did you go back there after that visit yet Arthur? I know my way around and thinking about checking it out there. Could you let me know how you let her know you wanted 'the works'? Or she kinda expected what you wanted and just stripped all by herself? Just treading carefully, some places, if you don't really hint at what you want they don't really approach it properly (like you not wearing a towel for oil massage? You just spoke English to her asking for normal oil?

Cheers!

[QUOTE=JasonMaxed;1848310]Did you go back there after that visit yet Arthur? I know my way around and thinking about checking it out there. Could you let me know how you let her know you wanted 'the works'? Or she kinda expected what you wanted and just stripped all by herself? Just treading carefully, some places, if you don't really hint at what you want they don't really approach it properly (like you not wearing a towel for oil massage? You just spoke English to her asking for normal oil?

Cheers![/QUOTE]I have been there several times. I haven't visited there for the last few months, have been out the country for a while and back now. The woman speaks very good English and no need to speak Thai to communicate with her, in fact she's actually Burmese not Thai or so she said.

Here's the ploy. Go in and ask for a one hour oil massage. Strip off, lay on the bed, on your back not on your stomach, so you are facing the woman. Don't bother throwing a towel over yourself so she knows you're not the shy type and gives a hint of what you expect. If she places a towel over your private parts, give it a couple of minutes and throw it off again. But each time I went she did not bother with the towel.

Tell her you only want your front massaged, not your back or arms. Let her do her thing and eventually she will work her way onto your dick. She done this automatically when she could see I had a hard on. What I liked about it was that she did not mention money or a you want? How much thing. Once she starts doing the business on your dick start feeling up her tits then her crutch and pull off her undies, that is what I did. But don't go at it like a stallion on heat, just let everything gently take its course and you will score.

[QUOTE=JasonMaxed;1848286]Hey Arthur,

Have you been back here at all since that last time? I know my way around and thought I would give it a shot, how did you go about making her know you wanted 'the works' when you asked for the oil massage? Or she kinda just did it on her own? I know some places if you don't at first say a few hints they won't really get it? Your Thai is fairly good or just said straight up?

Cheers,

Arthur[/QUOTE]I dropped by about a week ago. When I asked about massage, the woman working there said she'd "Have to call the massage lady". She didn't seem that keen, so I went elsewhere.

The shop is closed or change from owner.

Visit the shop a 2 months ago. There was a farang inside with a Thai lady.

He say to me the shop is close.

[QUOTE=ArthurTick;1848421]I have been there several times. I haven't visited there for the last few months, have been out the country for a while and back now. The woman speaks very good English and no need to speak Thai to communicate with her, in fact she's actually Burmese not Thai or so she said.

Here's the ploy. Go in and ask for a one hour oil massage. Strip off, lay on the bed, on your back not on your stomach, so you are facing the woman. Don't bother throwing a towel over yourself so she knows you're not the shy type and gives a hint of what you expect. If she places a towel over your private parts, give it a couple of minutes and throw it off again. But each time I went she did not bother with the towel.

Tell her you only want your front massaged, not your back or arms. Let her do her thing and eventually she will work her way onto your dick. She done this automatically when she could see I had a hard on. What I liked about it was that she did not mention money or a you want? How much thing. Once she starts doing the business on your dick start feeling up her tits then her crutch and pull off her undies, that is what I did. But don't go at it like a stallion on heat, just let everything gently take its course and you will score.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Maaipi;1848581]The shop is closed or change from owner.

Visit the shop a 2 months ago. There was a farang inside with a Thai lady.

He say to me the shop is close.[/QUOTE]Seems another one bites the dust. Good while it lasted.

Here one more page with links to massage etc:

[URL]http://www.mychiangmai.org/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Beno69;1856144]Here one more page with links to massage etc:

[URL]http://www.mychiangmai.org/[/URL][/QUOTE]It's the same old stuff as there is on Chiang Mai Locator only a lot less of it. The same old fake photos, there are no reviews and that site has a lot of fancy text and titles but says nothing. Like all these places they're about doing as little as possible, in the quickest possible time for as much as possible. I don't see anything on there that offers full sex without the massage or going through the bar ritual at rich bastards prices.

That site is only recycling what is on offer at all the other sites and we already know about.

I'm an older American with no foreign language skills. Before coming to Chiang Mai, I spent three weeks in Viet Nam and Lao with no FS. The last thing I needed was another HJ happy ending in a Loi Kroh spa. So I RTFF's and decided to target Celebrities and Sayuri. In five days I had delightful sessions with Bum, Faa, and Dao at CelebX. I tried to select a fetching MILF at Sayuri, but the papasan wanted double Celeb's price for their midrange selection. So I walked back to CelebX. All three WGs cost 1400 each, and I tipped an additional 300. They were all enthusiastic and into the pleasure of it. The one significant difference is that Bum said no to DATY, and when I talked about it with papasan he said it was a hit-or-miss proposition. However, when I brought it up with Faa, she simply said it would take a tip, which was coming her way anyway. And Dao simply rolled over, spread wide, and enjoyed the ride almost as much as I did. Maybe Bum was coming off her period or something and papasan was covering for her. Otherwise, each lady gave a lively and titillating session in the tub followed by proficient CBJ and FS in multiple positions. Bum and Faa were good cuddlers after the deed, while Dao wanted to work me over some more with a massage. So thanks to the recommendations on this forum, my faith in women kind is restored, and I'm looking forward to more fun and games in Bangkok this weekend.

I have been reading good reports about what was called the Santitham 99 that used to be located in the Santitham Road and has since relocated to another area off the Super Highway and now called, 99 Karaoke, I have all ready checked it out on Google Street view.

The reports say; 99 Karaoke is a very local Thai brothel basically disguised as a bar / karaoke but is actually a brothel. It's mainly focused on a Thai clientele but the mamasan does speak English. Better speak a decent word of Thai and don't be surprised if either the business or some of the girls refuse you service. Buy a girl there, the girls usually take you to The Great Love Hotel. Other reports say; all the girls are 8's to 10's, and for 1200 baht includes the room, a full hour with massage and FS. I speak some basic Thai so not a problem for me. I read about that place sometime ago but have never tried it out.

Considering that most of the commercial sex scene in Chiang Mai has turned to shit I find this 99 Karaoke too good to be true and considering it suppose to be even cheaper than the soapies and minus the Loi Kroh Road type hags it sounds like an absolute bargain to me that makes me rather skeptical about the whole deal.

Have any of you ever been there or would recommend this place?