Nairobi

The police and council are doing a big crack down in this area on street hookers.

After my last trip to Nairobi 2 weeks ago after dragging and scraping and shouting with police offers on river road (call my embassy).

This time round at night river road area is almost clear of street hookers and some people told me that the council are round now most nights.

Hello Gents,

I have spent a few weeks in Nairobi recently, and had the chance to check out some places for fun.

[B]Massage parlors[/B]

As SteveNaive recently reported, Dev Towers is a good option for massages with extras. I read on the forum about the three MPs in the building (La Celeb, Jephers and another one, which I think is now called Studio 37 Salon / barbershop), but when I went there on Saturday afternoons, Studio 37 was closed, I couldn't quite figure out the entrance to Jephers (seems to share the space with a tailor), and La Celeb was always open.

My first time at La Celeb, the "Receptionist" told me to wait in a room, and sent a girl in. I started asking about prices and she quoted 1500 Ksh (about $16 USD) for a massage and extras were available. I wasn't quite hot about her, so I started saying something about changing my mind and leaving, at which point she offered to send other girls in, which I gladly agreed to. So the girls came in one by one and said their name, and I settled on one named Keisha. When she came back, we started talking prices for extras; I offered 500 Ksh for a BJ, and she asked me to add more. In any event, I told her to just get started with the massage and we'd see. She took off all her clothes (which was just a wraparound cloth she had), and was completely naked to start the massage. The massage itself was nothing to write home about, and on the flip over, I asked her to perform the BJ, and she insisted on using a condom. She tried it going at it for a while, but the condom just didn't do it for me. At the end, she just jerked me off, and I gave her 1000 Ksh, which I knew was too much, but I didn't have change. All in all, I'd say she had a great attitude and personality, but I am not sure I would repeat.

On my second visit, I asked the receptionist upfront to setup a lineup as soon as I arrived, and I settled on a dark skinned spinner. She quoted 4000 Ksh for everything, but I was able to negotiate it down to 3000 Ksh. She started the massage with her bra and thong on (she had a nice body). Again, the massage was nothing more than a rubdown, but I wasn't exactly here for that. On the flip over, I asked her to commence the proceedings, and she kicked it off with a long and nice BBBJ. After a while, we started going at it, with all positions on the menu. We even tried anal, but she was too tight, so we gave up. Overall, it was one of the best sessions I've had a WG, and we must have been going for at least 30 minutes. At the end, I was thoroughly drenched, so I opted for the shower, which meant I had to leave my stuff in the room unattended. So note to all of you: bring only the bare minimum, even though I think that place is somewhat "trustworthy". At the end of the session, I paid the 3000 Ksh and went on my merry way. I would definitely repeat with that girl. In general, I would say do not commit to a specific extra, and instead feel out the girl during the massage (talk to her) to see if you'd enjoy a session with her.

[B]Strip Clubs[/B]

I checked out a few strip clubs, see below for my reviews. As a general rule, most of these places charge an entrance fee, from 200 Ksh up to 400 Ksh for regular entrance, and around 1000 Ksh for VIP. The VIP is a semi-private area where you can take a girl, mostly for lap dances. In all the places I have checked out, you can fuck a girl on the premises. Some places offer two options for that: 3000 Ksh for the chica and a basic room, or 4500 Ksh for the chica and a "nicer" room. Note: do NOT pay for VIP at the entrance, especially if your aim is to get more than a lap dance (e. G. , fuck a chick), because they will make you pay for a room even if you already paid for VIP. Instead, pay regular entrance, see if you find a check you like, get a lap dance in the general area if you'd like (up to 500 Ksh per dance), or decide to go to the room. Onto the different establishments!

[B]Liddos[/B]: probably the "classiest" of all the strip clubs I have seen, and by that I mean that there were non-locals there (albeit only one or two). It's located near River Road, so I wouldn't recommend venturing there alone if you're a muzungu. Entrance fee varies from 250 to 400 Ksh depending on the day of the week. I went there a couple of times, on a Monday and then on Friday night. The first time, I got a lap dance from one of the dancers (definitely the best one in there) and got her number. I called her the next day, but we couldn't link up. I went back a couple of times, and she tried to push the 4500 Ksh on me, which I didn't care for. The last time I was there, I saw her going to the room with a guy and another stripper. Again, this is a somewhat nice place, and probably the safest place for a muzungu in the River Road area.

[B]Bavou[/B]: located right down the street from Liddos, getting closer to the darker end of that street. Entrance was 250 Ksh, I got a beer and watched a few dancers before selecting one for a lap dance. After the dance, I decided to take her to the room (3000 Ksh), and I was not disappointed. She took her time with a BBBJ, and then we played in multiple positions until I came on her chest. I took her number for future reference. I went back a couple of times, and ended up hooking up with her both times, each time better than the last one, and for the grand total of 3000 Ksh. Definitely a great girl, though as usual, YMMV. She mentioned that she's open to 3-somes, so I might try that sometime. They do take credit cards there, so if you're willing to take that chance, go ahead. The last time I was there, they had a sex show on stage, where a guy took turns fucking two of the dancers in front of an audience.

[B]Apple Bees[/B]: also in the River Road area, probably the sorriest of all the clubs I have seen. The place does not look great at all (think a warehouse with a stage and poles around), the girls are not that great (I had one who was begging me to fuck her for 2000 Ksh total, including the room fee). I stuck around for 10 minutes and left soon after. It didn't look safe at all.

[B]Tahiti[/B]: located less than a mile from Liddos, in a busy area of River Road. There were a few nice dancers, and by the time I got there, all I had was about 3500 Ksh on me. I picked out a girl soon after arriving, and we headed to the VIP area. Now this is where things get interesting: the VIP area is basically on the balcony (the club is on the second / third floor of a building), and there are curtains to hide you from pedestrians down on the street. There was a couple in the VIP area already, and the girl (Vivian) asked me if I wanted to wait, but I was in a hurry so I said no. So there I was, getting a BBBJ on a balcony, while a guy on a couch across from me was nailing his chick hard. After the BBBJ, we started fucking in multiple positions, which was thrilling-felt like being an orgy, even though we didn't swap. Definitely an exciting time, and I left shortly after finishing. Damage: 3000 Ksh + money for condoms. All in all, I like the girl, but the guy who manages the place was kind of scary (when I was coming in, he was mediating an argument with a knife in his hand, so I am not sure I'd go back.

[B]Other pickup spots[/B]
Galileos is a club in the Westlands area, and is definitely a good pick-up spot. Good music, space for you to sit and enjoy the scenery (though you have to get there somewhat early). There is a decent mix of pros and non-pros there, and in general, it is easy to recognize the pros (they look at you intently, and are usually alone, or with other girlfriends). Definitely a safe spot for muzungus, just be ready to pay to play. I haven't partaken there, so I can't advise on prices.

Another option for potential "civilians" is Tinder, the dating app. I got lots of matches in a short amount of time. I haven't closed the deal yet with anyone, but it's partly due to not being able to follow up because I am too busy.

I hope this helps all of you and happy mongering!

Great report SteveNaive, very nice of you to share. A couple of questions:

1. What does FUMA mean? I couldn't find it in the list of abbreviations.

2. Do you remember the name of the place that you went to, or at least which floor it's on (lower, mid, top?) I have gone to La Celeb on the top floor-see my recent report in this forum- but have blanked out on finding the other places in the building. Thanks!

[QUOTE=SteveNaive;1690736]I don't have a lot of time to enjoy evenings out, and like the convenience of dine-in options available during the day. For that, I go to 22 Tubman Road, Dev Towers. Just find Jamai Hotel on Google Maps, go there, and look across the street.

There are a number of places that offer massage, some of which might also be hairstylers. You can take the elevator to the top floor and poke your head in to see if there is anything you like. You may not find top-shelf young hotties like at the clubs. For me, friendliness and intent to provide good service outweighs looks, and I have found a good balance of price, attitude, service quality, and appearance here.

The shops may open as early as 9 AM, and probably are not opened too long after dark, perhaps around 8 pm closing, but I imagine it varies.

Recently I went with luck of the draw at the first place. She was 28, shapely, neither skinny nor fat, maybe a 5 overall by my taste. I was led into the room, and the first order of business was price and what was available. She said that massage (therapeutic) was 1500. When I asked about extras, she explained that it was possible with discussion. How much for full service? 4000 total (with massage). How much for HJ only? Same, and that surprised me.

Now I know that I could get into bargaining, but doing that sometimes adjusts attitude and quality downwards, so I simply explained that I wanted the massage but was unsure right now about the extras. I did not have a sense of her attitude yet, and explained that Mr. Happy was currently Mr. Sleepy. She said that that was up to her to fix. She took off most of her clothes but left her panties on.

The massage part was surprisingly good quality, and I needed some work on tight muscles. She took her time and used oil to get at the problem areas, and knew well where they would be and how to deal with them. She also did some teasing to get me interested in the rest.

There was more proper massage on the flip, then the teasing became more direct. Mr Happy woke up. I let it play out to see where she would take it. She started using her mouth, and was quite good at that. Maybe I have not had good providers in the past, but I have always regarded BJ as mainly foreplay, and rarely finished that way. She gave me one of the best BBBJ / CIM I have ever experienced. She used her hand for some FUMA, which I like, and that undoubtedly that helped reach the outcome. The BBBJ / FUMA was steady and unrushed, moving from gentle to intense, and provided welcome relief.

Having finished, she asked if I wanted a shower, or whether she should wash the oil off on the table. I opted for the latter. She took her time with the washing and drying, got most of the oil off, and it was an enjoyable experience in itself.

We talked during various parts of the session and relaxed; we became more friendly. She explained that she does not like FS, which she considered to be more risky even with condom than BBBJ, something I'm not sure is true, especially for STDs other than HIV. She prefers not to do that with her customers, at least the first time. She invited me to return and said that since she liked me she would provide that for me if I wanted.

When I left, I noticed that I had been in there around 90 minutes.

I did return the next day, and she offered FS, but I decided to just have a replay of the BBBJ / CIM / FUMA, which was even a bit nicer than the day before, and again an extended session. I gave her a small tip the first day and gave her a somewhat larger but still modest tip the next, and this made her happy. She did not ask for it, nor try to get more.

Overall, I was very satisfied with the experience and would return, but my time in Kenya was finished. Nice attitude, nice connection, very skilled.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=James02;1692406]The police and council are doing a big crack down in this area on street hookers.

After my last trip to Nairobi 2 weeks ago after dragging and scraping and shouting with police offers on river road (call my embassy).

This time round at night river road area is almost clear of street hookers and some people told me that the council are round now most nights.[/QUOTE]James that is all a long time going on in Nairobi center and special around River road and in Westlands. That is why I always hunt in the.

Suburbs, like Langata- Ongata Rongai. Kisirian and of course in my favorite area Ngong. Is direct to Nairobi (you do nor recognized that) but belongs to Kajedo county.

How was Tanzania I see that you are safe back.

Ngong.

[QUOTE=SteveNaive;1690736]I don't have a lot of time to enjoy evenings out, and like the convenience of dine-in options available during the day. For that, I go to 22 Tubman Road, Dev Towers. Just find Jamai Hotel on Google Maps, go there, and look across the street. ,,,,,,, The massage part was surprisingly good quality,,,,,,,There was more proper massage on the flip, then the teasing became more direct. Mr Happy woke up. I let it play out to see where she would take it. She started using her mouth, and was quite good at that. Maybe I have not had good providers in the past, but I have always regarded BJ as mainly foreplay, and rarely finished that way. She gave me one of the best BBBJ / CIM I have ever experienced. She used her hand for some FUMA, which I like, and that undoubtedly that helped reach the outcome. The BBBJ / FUMA was steady and unrushed, moving from gentle to intense, and provided welcome relief. [/QUOTE]FUMA = finger up my ass?

Superb report Zorn! Thumbs up.

[QUOTE=ZornOfZorna;1675335]I've been meaning for some time to write a little bit about what I've been up to, as a thank-you for the excellent information I've had from this forum.

I visit Nairobi a couple of times a year, usually only for a few days; this time I will be here for several weeks. I usually stay at the Intercontinental, so my first observations are from there. If you're lazy and in need of company, in the evening there are almost always a few girls who will catch your eye and smile, either in the bar by the pool in good weather, or in the (slightly seedy, IMO) bar indoors. I've occasionally looked in the casino, but never seen any girls on the lookout there. Offer them a drink, talk about shit, invite them to spend the night.

The front desk will want to check them in, and usually keep their ID card (sometimes they'll photocopy it). They will also have you sign away $50 for double occupancy. If you're going to be doing this for more than three nights a year, sign up for their Ambassador club; in addition to waiving the double occupancy fee it gets you an automatic upgrade when you sign in, and some minor other benefits, so well worth it at $200/ year.

On a trip a while back, I accidentally discovered the extraordinary power of Tinder in Nairobi. I'm in reasonably good shape, and have photos of me with skis, motorbikes, scuba etc. But I'm also 57 years old, and don't conceal it. When I first got onto Tinder in Nairobi, I accumulated 15 highly attractive contacts, all keen to chat, in just half an hour. Absolutely nuts. I hastily signed out on that occasion, as I was about to check out and catch a plane, and as I left I was still receiving messages from one girl begging me to let her come and give me a massage before I went back in Europe I discovered Tinder still thought I was in Nairobi. That didn't last long, but did give me an idea...[/QUOTE]

New guy on the site, would love to meet up with regular members for a night out hunting.

[QUOTE=ChrisHoward;1698067]New guy on the site, would love to meet up with regular members for a night out hunting.[/QUOTE]I never hunt in packs or even with a wingman. My best experiences have come as a result of being a solo hunter. The only time hanging with a fellow monger paid off was in Haiti and the Philippines.

[QUOTE=ChrisHoward;1698067]New guy on the site, would love to meet up with regular members for a night out hunting.[/QUOTE]Hi,

Would be good to meet up for a tusker and see where it leads to but I need to be able to inbox you one if not the only way to know you are legit.

Hey guys,

So I recently moved to Nairobi ere due to a company affair and will be in the area for about a month in order to oversee a project, I love in Kilimani close to junction and was wondering regarding the activity in the area around, or should I just focus on the recently reported locations in central Nairobi? Heard it's called Central Business District (and according to some of the sites I have visited most activity seems to be focused around this area. Thanks for the reports below once again, they are very helpful and I am considering doing some visits! Little note: I am 25, will that in any way impact my visits or are they professional?

[QUOTE=Kontiki;1699026]Hey guys, Little note: I am 25, will that in any way impact my visits or are they professional?[/QUOTE]It can only help. Young mzungu on the prowl should have no problem. Women can be picked up at Junction mall fairly easily. There is a club on Ngong Rd called Bistro. Should have some action. Also there are houses that have some action in that area but you have to know where they are. I am of the opinion CBD does not have the best pro quality. It helps to be a good pickup artist at getting regular women in the street downtown. There are some very nice women just walking around.

[QUOTE=NakedGunz;1699197]It can only help. Young mzungu on the prowl should have no problem. Women can be picked up at Junction mall fairly easily. There is a club on Ngong Rd called Bistro. Should have some action. Also there are houses that have some action in that area but you have to know where they are. I am of the opinion CBD does not have the best pro quality. It helps to be a good pickup artist at getting regular women in the street downtown. There are some very nice women just walking around.[/QUOTE]First, I am sorry for the spelling and other mistakes I did in my previous post below, I wrote it from my phone and apparently auto-correct and I don't speak the same language. Anyway thank you for the information, so far I have only done some basic shopping at junction, went to art cafe once but I assume you are talking about some bar or something as I didn't really get the feeling that there was a lot of action going on in the area. Thank you as well for the tip regarding Bistro, I heard about it before so was going to pay it a visit anyway, now I will make sure to move it up the priority list.

Damn dude you cannot speak so secretly about the houses with the action, do you maybe mind sending me a PM with further information is or that something I should be able to search my way to find out more, tried reading a few pages back in this thread but didn't find anything specific mentioning the area where I live.

Once again thank you, Mzungu is white guy, or what?

[QUOTE=Kontiki;1699277]First, I am sorry for the spelling and other mistakes I did in my previous post below, I wrote it from my phone and apparently auto-correct and I don't speak the same language. Anyway thank you for the information, so far I have only done some basic shopping at junction, went to art cafe once but I assume you are talking about some bar or something as I didn't really get the feeling that there was a lot of action going on in the area. Thank you as well for the tip regarding Bistro, I heard about it before so was going to pay it a visit anyway, now I will make sure to move it up the priority list.

Damn dude you cannot speak so secretly about the houses with the action, do you maybe mind sending me a PM with further information is or that something I should be able to search my way to find out more, tried reading a few pages back in this thread but didn't find anything specific mentioning the area where I live.

Once again thank you, Mzungu is white guy, or what?[/QUOTE]Yes, Mzungu is swahili for a white guy.

There are some massage parlour with extras around kilimani from which you can also pick girls.

[QUOTE=Kontiki;1699277]Damn dude you cannot speak so secretly about the houses with the action, [/QUOTE]I don't have specific knowledge of where they are. They are all over the city. Some cab drivers know. Don't forget Craigslist, hi5, Tagged, AfroIntroductions. Gems are all over the place. You are a mzungu and most women there want at least one time to bang a white guy. Should not be that hard pal. Good luck.

[QUOTE=BigBoyTed;1698707]Hi,

Would be good to meet up for a tusker and see where it leads to but I need to be able to inbox you one if not the only way to know you are legit.[/QUOTE]I am indeed legit, but late last year I knew I needed to focus on a few other priorities so I decided to not pay the $20.