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A fairly popular silicon enhanced lady I know is tending to mail it in at work, and come to my condo to drink for 2000 baht. She just skips work to come drink and sleep at my condo.
I don't know how she is going to pay her 2 Thai boyfriends if she keeps it up.
[QUOTE=Davey1965;2872566]The more expensive water is usually mineral water which is best for hydration. The cheap basic purified will quench your thirst but not aid as much in hydration. Spend the little e tea for the mineral water.[/QUOTE]100% BS. Assuming the water is clean and safe to drink, all water is equally good at rehydrating you. Mineral water is just water with 'flavor' added. Gatoraid and sports drinks are for replacing electrolytes.
I can guarantee you that unless you are sweating your body weight in water every day, you don't need sports drinks. They are nice, but the sugar in them does you more harm than good.
That said, if I had to chose between regular water or a sports drink, I'd chose the sport drink if I wanted something sweet. Mineral water on the other hand is just a waste of money.
[QUOTE=Tvataham274;2873191]I can guarantee you that unless you are sweating your body weight in water every day, you don't need sports drinks. They are nice, but the sugar in them does you more harm than good.[/QUOTE]It's not only sugar leading to obesity and possible cardio issues, it's also the amount of sodium in them.
I enjoy drinking Pocari Sweat more than anything else but as tempting as they are and located on every street corner in Japan, I will only drink them after I sweat a ton. That's easily done in Japan from May to September.
[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2873132]A fairly popular silicon enhanced lady I know is tending to mail it in at work, and come to my condo to drink for 2000 baht. She just skips work to come drink and sleep at my condo.
I don't know how she is going to pay her 2 Thai boyfriends if she keeps it up.[/QUOTE]And she came back again last night (the lady who was supposed to come called in sick, and this lady happened to ping me right after). So, she showed up for drinks and never left.
It's strange because of the number of customers who constantly profess their eternal love for her (and she blows their money on 2 Thai men, one in Isaan, and a karaoke boy in Pattaya). Her phone is constantly beeping with messages from lonely men.
[QUOTE=Tvataham274;2873191]I can guarantee you that unless you are sweating your body weight in water every day, you don't need sports drinks. They are nice, but the sugar in them does you more harm than good.
That said, if I had to chose between regular water or a sports drink, I'd chose the sport drink if I wanted something sweet. Mineral water on the other hand is just a waste of money.[/QUOTE]Gatorade Zero Sugar. And walking around BKK 3 weeks ago in the heat and humidity, 3 blocks and my shirt was soaked, and it WASN'T rain. But she was nice enough to hang my shirt on a hanger outside the shop in the sun to dry as I enjoyed her [I]attention[/I]. Hiking the boonies, I'll carry Gatorade, equal weight to water, IMHO more thirst quenching, and as you said, replaces electrolytes which I do lose.
I used to have a massage lady come to my condo to give me a prostate massage (no sex, just massage), but then she moved back to Isaan.
Fortunately, before she left, I had her show one of my regular ladies how to do a prostate massage. She picked up about 80% of the technique, and it turned out to be the best lady investment I ever made.
So, when my regular comes to drink at night, she will do a prostate massage until she is tired, and then rides me for the 5 minutes before I finish. Because I can't hold out for long at that point.
[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2871715]You have, you just don't know it.
You are have reached the level where you have gone with many bargirls, but they still need to lie to you.[/QUOTE]The next time you are going to make a statement about what I have and have not done in my brief stay as a Tourist in Pattaya, you better get your mother fucking facts straight. I've never gone with a bargirl before. So, you don't know what I have and not done you dumb mother fucker.
[U]Be a real man and meet with me in real life![/U]
I will teach you a think or two about me. Then you can speak correctly. The Bus Bar across from Prime Burger on Soi Buakhao. I'm buying. Until then keep your gum filled mouth with your flapping tongue shut about me. Stay with with stories about fucking the wives and girlfriends of Thai men. That is really an impressive feat and something to be proud of. I really enjoy those stories and your advice not to send money while outside of Thailand.
[B]How do you know you have not fucked a girl with a foreign boyfriend before?[/B]
The post below was written by a man with a narrow band of experience with girls. When it comes to penetrative sex toys he may be correct. But I have yet to meet a girl in the entire world over my entire life who did not like a vibrator on her clit.
Many girls go with Toms in order to fulfill their emotional and sexual desires while taking foreign dick to pay the bills or supplement their income. How a girl gets off in her free time is no concern of mine. If I am paying to fuck I am paying for her to please me. That is why I feel the same way about guys who pay to eat pussy as you do about guys who sponsor girls. I just don't get it. [B]But I do not feel the need to repeat myself in every post about my personal preferences and feelings..[/B].
[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2871710]Every lady is different.
Sex toy use is relatively rare, and complicated by the fact that different ladies like different types. So if you present a lady with a toy you have chosen, it probably won't do anything for her.
Most bargirls just fuck Thai men rather than play with a toy.
And yes, bargirls prefer "customer before" to 2 week guys here for the first time. Except that some 2 week tourists flash big money.[/QUOTE]
Below you will find the kind of post that makes me wonder about the usefulness of reading the Pattaya Reports section. Actually it is my bad. I do not take my own advice and use the ignore function. But if I did that I would not get to have so much fun with his posts in this thread.
Maybe if it so bad being a full time resident, you should just be a "tourist" like I am.
Now if it was written "tongue placed firmly in cheek" please accept my apologies.
[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2872444]Be careful what you wish.
I'm a full time resident here, and it can be a challenge to maximize your fun.
First off, if you fuck too much too quickly, you feel like joining the priesthood after a while. Sometimes I fuck ladies with similar bodies and techniques too many times (or worse, the same lady too many times), and get tired of them.
Or ladies with good bodies but no technique.
Thai ladies don't like to talk about sex, so it's hard to teach them anything.
And then there are ladies who fuck too much and are burned out. One lady who comes to my condo has a Thai husband, a full time Farang customer plus she works bar and goes with customers Short Time. So by the time she comes to my condo, things aren't good downstairs.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=WayneRoberts;2872577]I can just imagine what she looked like. I really don't get the point of bullshit posts like this, no decent looking woman is going 1200 LT. What a load of crap.[/QUOTE]Poster below 100 calling bullshit of a vet. How long you even been posting my ISG Brother? I been mixing up on ISG with Uncle E for at least 10 years now. I can say a lot of things about him, but I don't have any reason to think is lying on his dick. Why? Because I have seen my boys pull girls for 1000 LT. Yes, I seen them the next morning. All dress up heading to their regular jobs. Why? They are auditioning for a relationship. So just because you cannot do what Uncle E does, does not mean it can't be done. The call me a "new poster" and 'tourist". If that applies to me it most certainly applies to you. You don't know what you don't know about Pattaya. There are layers to it.
So post some pictures of your hot prostitutes. [B]Don't be like your leader Raj Raj talking shit about others while never ever posting a single photo.[/B].
[QUOTE=RajPatela;2872702]I'd really like to add but have a few Infractions. LOL.[/QUOTE]You catch your infractions because you post your stupid shit in the wrong thread!
[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2874932]The next time you are going to make a statement about what I have and have not done in my brief stay as a Tourist in Pattaya, you better get your mother fucking facts straight. I've never gone with a bargirl before. So, you don't know what I have and not done you dumb mother fucker.
[U]Be a real man and meet with me in real life![/U]
I will teach you a think or two about me. Then you can speak correctly. The Bus Bar across from Prime Burger on Soi Buakhao. I'm buying. Until then keep your gum filled mouth with your flapping tongue shut about me. Stay with with stories about fucking the wives and girlfriends of Thai men. That is really an impressive feat and something to be proud of. I really enjoy those stories and your advice not to send money while outside of Thailand.
[B]How do you know you have not fucked a girl with a foreign boyfriend before?[/B][/QUOTE]Ooooo tough guy Pimp wants to meet you. How dare you not worship his greatness? He's the King of Sosua, the place that's famous with NYC ghetto thugs and pimps!
[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2874935]If I am paying to fuck I am paying for her to please me. That is why I feel the same way about guys who pay to eat pussy as you do about guys who sponsor girls. I just don't get it.[/QUOTE]For some of us the act of giving pleasure can be almost as good as receiving pleasure.
And I don't often get the chance to eat pussy with the P4 P girls back home, so it's something to look forward to with a Long Time girl.
And it usually means a much more enthusiastic and passionate performance for the rest of the night.
But it's perfectly fine if you prefer a more one-sided transactional affair. [I]I just don't get it[/I] *grin*.
I got this off Facebook. Sometimes I am in the mood for this type of lady.
How about you? Anyone know if she is on Thai Friendly?
[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2874935]The post below was written by a man with a narrow band of experience with girls. When it comes to penetrative sex toys he may be correct. But I have yet to meet a girl in the entire world over my entire life who did not like a vibrator on her clit.
Many girls go with Toms in order to fulfill their emotional and sexual desires while taking foreign dick to pay the bills or supplement their income. How a girl gets off in her free time is no concern of mine. If I am paying to fuck I am paying for her to please me. That is why I feel the same way about guys who pay to eat pussy as you do about guys who sponsor girls. I just don't get it. [B]But I do not feel the need to repeat myself in every post about my personal preferences and feelings..[/B].[/QUOTE]You don't seem to understand the lady. Tomboy thing. Although every lady is different, ladies who go with Tomboys generally don't want any penetration, that's the point. That's why so many Soi 6 ladies go with Toms, they get dick all day.
Same with vibrators in the pussy, some ladies like it inside, some want external stimulation. That's why there are so many types of vibrators.
As for licking pussy, some ladies like it, some not. But for some ladies, their performance is enhanced after pussy licking.
I am generalizing here, but some percent of Thai ladies like their pussy being licked, but their Thai boyfriend won't do it, or only a little bit. The ladies are afraid to ask more, since they fear boxing. Moreover, Thai style means the ladies don't want to appear interested in sex (apart from during the act), one reason why some don't shave their pussies.
[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2875002]Ooooo tough guy Pimp wants to meet you. How dare you not worship his greatness? He's the King of Sosua, the place that's famous with NYC ghetto thugs and pimps![/QUOTE]Maybe my stack is not a big as yours [B]Nye[/B] boy, with your private banking and all that. But I am not trying to measure it or pull out my Big Black Dick to measure against whatever color yours may be. So, don't get it twisted. I make my stack work for me. You have not ever seen me up in a club in Sosua making it rain.
If an individual is going to talk about me they should at least know something about me. Rarely that the online personality fits the one IRL. I've made friends with ISG Brother who had words for me initially by meeting in person. As someone who lacks basic interpersonal skills you would not understand how to do that.
[B]Stop speaking about something you know nothing about.[/B] Do not be like the guy who loves fucking wives and girlfriends of Thai Men.
You even ever been to the Dominican Republic [B]Nye[/B] boy? If yes, have you ever been to Sosua? If yes, do you speak Spanish? If yes, tell me how prices for pussy in Sosua compare to those in Bangkok (your expertise) or Pattaya.
Oh and if you have visited to Dominican Republic then please point me to your trip report. I missed it during my last ten years of reading that forum. Or was your introduction to the Dominican Republic and Colombia through reading my posts? [B]ROTFLMAO![/B].