whats bartini? or is it something over my price/under my weight class?
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whats bartini? or is it something over my price/under my weight class?
[QUOTE=Palermo]...Tony Roma's in larcomar sucks, and I mean sucks...[/QUOTE]I will agree with you on that one. My girlfriend and I couldn't stand what we ordered at the Tony Roma's at Larcomar.
-Helpmann :)
Well Palermo, all I can say is that you are certainly a change from the kind of guys who usually post here. In my usual tactful way, I would say: what a fucking waste of time, energy and money. Peru is completely different from Buenos Aires or Medellin. But if you enjoy seeking out some hardcore pros in whatever normal bar setting you can find, then have a good time. You probably wouldn't enjoy any of the chicas I know. Good luck.
Not bothered, and certainly not offended. Your post seemed to suggest that you were roaming normal bars looking for hookers. If that isn't what you were doing than I retract my comment. I suggest you concentrate on the night clubs such as Emmanuel, Club 69, etc. etc. where not worrying about spending time and money is a competitive advantage.
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Unfortunately Pica's seems to have died, maybe due to colder weather? I'm hoping it returns to what it was when I was last here, but I suspect the new hotspot is the big mansion (I will get the name and address next time I visit)
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If it is in Barranco it is called "Ayahuasca" and is currently the "in club". Also try your luck at "Voce" in Lince.
Flying Dog in Miraflores was THE Britchera bar for years until it went Peruvian!
Enjoy Lima and all the treasures it beholds!
LB
If you're looking for bricheras (God knows why) look no further than Sabor Peruano on Pizza St any night of the week. The entire left bar when you walk in is littered with them. You'll see the same girls sitting on the same stools all the time. I've banged a few and the last one I hooked up with told me her friends told her not to go with me because I'm a "casero" "misio" meaning I am a regular and don't pamper them with blackberries and trips to Cusco as many gringos tend to do. Luckily she ignored them and we had a good two weeks of fucking before we lost contact. I can't even walk in there now without getting nasty stares from them. My friends get a kick out of it.
My report is mostly for informational to answer another poster's question as I don't really recommend SP to most readers of this board. I pretty much avoid the place these days and seek out nicer women. SP was like my rebound bar after I broke up with my gf and I didn't know any better. However, if you go after 12am on a weekend you will encounter normal student type chicks who come in from the far away districts and are nice girls just looking to dance and maybe meet a guy. I've gotten a few phone numbers and they were nice normal chicas.
Sabor Peruano is easy to find. Walk onto Pizza St pass Rustica and you'll see a short fat guy bothering everybody to go to the little left side street. It's the last club on the right just before you hit Sandwiches Miguel.
[QUOTE=Palermo]Quick question: Anyone know what halloween will be like? Is it celebrated? Private parties? or will the bars be full of costumed people?
In Bogota it was all private parties, which were great, but the bars were just normal attire, nothing special going on.[/QUOTE]
In Peru generally the adults celebrate "Dia Criolla" which is Peruvian Folk Music Day. Some of the bigger bars might have Halloween Parties.
About my visit to Lima and around Peru last july.
I talk spanish very fluently. This helps a lot in Peru.
I usually travel during hot season, which is quite different from the cold season there was in Lima that time. Hence, at least for me, chongos of any kind were far from being useful. I would like to see someone undressing in the 16 Celsius there were almost everywhere, not to speak about Andes, the 4 degrees of Cuzco and even less in Puno. Yes, they have heaters, they switch on them at the moment.
I got a room at Maria Luisa, reservation via website works fine. No problem bringing girls but no heaters in rooms, then cold and wet all time long. Concierge ladies were a kind of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] off. Next times I stopped in Lima, I went to Casa de los Sanches ( [url]www.lacasadesanchez.com[/url] ) on avenida Diagonal, on the right side of the entry of calle pizza. Better place for 10 S. more. Girls are also welcome over there.
While I was walking in parque Kennedy some women got close to me to offer their services. All them were a sort of middle age desperate housewifes, weighting too much.
To find them the procedure is quite simple: evening time (after 7pm), get seated on one of the bench in the park, right in front of calle pizza or close to, and wait. Soon someone will get close.
When my bones were cold and wet enough for the garua, and after long chit chat with those women, I went back to hotel. Once on the corner of Diez Canseco I saw I very nice girl standing on the sidewalk, looking as if she had lost something. She stop me and start a conversation about the weather and where I came from and so on, then she simple say "I'm hungry". Full of restaurant over there, we went to have dinner. While we were eating, she admit not to be a student as she pretended to be at first, which of course I didn't believe. I said "ok, how much?", and she answered "how did you understand?". I just said "well, you are so beautiful that I hope you do what you do". 200 S. (more 20 S for dinner) way too much, but I didn't regret.
Once she undressed, I discovered under her leather jacket a big pair of boobs on a tall and slim body, and a very gentle way to behave. Suprisingly she deeply kissed me french style, we finish cowgirl style with one boob in my mouth and a couple of finger in her ass, that she loved very much, or at least, she was a very good actress.
At the end, she didn't leave right away because she was waiting something I didn't do: to ask her number (I never ask numbers). Then she said "I leave you my number" which I used later on.
Next experience was at Relax y Vida, thanks to the advices of this forum wich I studied carefully before leaving for Peru. Btw, thanks also to David33 for all the info he provides.
Relax y Vida worth the experience, no matter what you expect, you will be satisfied. Take your time to choose, there are many girls going back and forth, you will not see them all toghether like Asian fishbowls. While I was there in the lobby sipping a drink, a so lovely spinner came in. One of the most beatiful girl I've ever seen in my life. Unfortunetly she was on duty, but I got her name and next time I previously called to make reservation.
At Relax y Vida everything happens except canonical sex. But there are many other ways to do it, use your fantasy. Out of dripping your little brother in her pussy, everything is possible. Just ask in a nice way. Better take the one hour and a half service, one hour only you will be in a rush.
I also tried Ying Yang. A massage parlor with 4 beautiful girls who get undressed step by step while they are massaging you. A big scam. The girls are really beatiful, but the grand total will be way too much for the "just look" service, and the massage it is not worthing. Things goes this way. You are naked on the bed and she ask you if you want her to undress for 50 S. You answer yes, but the undress is only about shirt and skirt. Then she ask 100 S for the bra, and 100 S. for panties. Once she is naked, the service is over. You cannot even look at her because she is massaging your back the last minutes.
I've also been to Cuzco, Trujillo, Chiclayo and Iquitos. I inspected all WS places this forum talks about. I didn't found one single women in any of those places except Iquitos plaza 28 julio where I saw two chubby old ladies. No activity whatsoever in Cuzco, nor in the pub around Plaza des Armas.
Maybe because of winter.