Bangkok Reports

I think Chris Rock got it right that 90% of the women want 10% of the guys. That is the case in America. I am not top 10% looks so I have to put in a tonnn of work to get pussy there. So first I started fucking around with American escorts and strip clubs. Make me sick when I think what I wasted on that. Then I started fucking around in the Caribbean (another small fortune) and ran through over 50 Colombianas and Dominicans. Latinas sexy as hell but never got close to the love that I'm getting from Thai girls.

You guys want porn star experience from bar girls? Smile at everyone and take the one that gives you most genuine (not fake) smile. I admit bar girls suck. Next time I'm craving a 10, I will blow some loot on an escort.

Some of you guys must have more power then me though because 36 hours in and my dick is already sore. 24 hour breather. Going to trade stocks now.

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano;1408548](re : luvpuss) How do you do it man? What a machine LOL[/QUOTE]My theory is that he was a Celibate Monk in a former life, and now it is 'payback time'.

[QUOTE=Marky1;1408602]It's great money for someone in Thailand without an education (or even with an education). People can talk about a booming economy all they like, but in the end most people are still getting at best a few bucks an hour.[/QUOTE]We agree on this, no doubt!

BTW another free PSE from girl today that works in diamond shop.

Newest (2nd) member of my team but could easily cut. Shows up at my door, says she's "very hot" I say my room has ac.

Get right down to the biz. She actually wags my dick over her, Porn Star style when I pull it out to bust on her. Liked a little finger in the asshole but not too much and no dick (this time) 30 years old but cute. DO NOT like the hairy Asian pussy though. The few I've been in, were the largest pussies I seen down here.

Normal girls giving way better service then pros. Fucking bizarro world here. Crazy role reversals. Refused taxi money and cried when I kicked her out, wrote me 4 ignored emails since.

BTW decent looking guy but looked like shit last 2 days on no sleep. Scary the damage I am going to do here. Will probably get stabbed by crazy x thai boyfriend 1 of these time though.

Next time girl smiles at you after you order chicken satay is probably your free PSE you are missing out on.

[QUOTE=Luvpuss;1408543]PS: I know I should have called an escort. I tried but they did not answer. HAHAHAHA.[/QUOTE]Enjoyed the report and especially the pictures. I'm impressed. You have stamina! However, a good escort probably would have left you exhausted and fully satisfied, so you would have time on your hand to visit some temples. As to the above remark, sometimes the best agencies do not answer the phone when they are 100% booked.

Very very true, most girls hardly make any money at all. And the demand supply is completely out of whack. Anywhere you see. Girls to customer would be at least 3:1.

If you ask the girls. They would tell you. They barely can make rent.

At the end of the night you can very easily observe how many girls got business and home many are going empty handed.

Whole talk of booming economy and all that is hogwash. Reality is right in front of you. Too many girls everywhere all the time.

So monger on. Negotiate well, tip well, have lots of fun. That is what is BKK. Easy, cheap, hassle free.

[QUOTE=Harold444; 1408603]I love Mr G. He brings up a lot of good observations.

But he also twists thing about in many many ways. $66 an hour is a great gig. If you can get it. I'm telling you most can't. The majority of girls are not commanding 2500 twice a night. I bet the majority are LUVPUSS's type girls having to survive on 700 a session. And they happy to get that.

To back me up the minimum to get full salary is ONLY 9 barfines in a month. Such a low number means most arent raking in big numbers of barfines.

The ez way to tell us how girls are doing is if we knew the median income of a hooker. LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Harold444; 1408690]You guys more fun than a barrel of sick water buffaloes. LOL.

I bet being a successful stock trader is on par with being a big time prostitute!

Hows this. For advice- If you want porn star experince go where they work. LOL. Smiling aint going to get you a porn star. LOL.[/QUOTE]Naah, man. You've got it all wrong. Dude's got mad skills.

Only his second time in country, doesn't speak the language, doesn't know som tam from nam som, and already all the "allegedly" civilian chicks are falling all over themselves to do freebies.

In a culture where a smile means anything from friendship, to an apology, to embarrassment, to I want to slit your throat, the guy's got all that figured out as well. If the vendor smiles back at you, next thing you're screwing her brains out. I know we all believe him, right? I know I'm convinced.

[QUOTE=NeverGetsOld; 1408494]Funny story. Don't underestimate these girls.

First, I am a pretty intelligent guy. Had profitable business for 7 years at young age. Used to be good at video and board games. Was ranked number 1 in world in particular online game.

Was at Pattaya bar and playing strategy games with the bar girls. Well, they smashed my face in 7 games in a row. I was shocked.[/QUOTE]They just probably knew the games tricks, and alcohol & emotion are always important factors (see casinos). I doubt all these bar girls were clones of Garry Kasparov) LOL)

[QUOTE=Harold444; 1408603]I love Mr G. He brings up a lot of good observations.

But he also twists thing about in many many ways. $66 an hour is a great gig. If you can get it. I'm telling you most can't. The majority of girls are not commanding 2500 twice a night. I bet the majority are LUVPUSS's type girls having to survive on 700 a session. And they happy to get that.

To back me up the minimum to get full salary is ONLY 9 barfines in a month. Such a low number means most arent raking in big numbers of barfines.

Theres one girl at Rainbow 4- I call her the MUTT of the bunch. LOL. She 's been there for years. The only way she gets called off stage is if she falls off the stage or the set ends. I think I only seen her barfined only once or twice- and that probably because she was part of a group. No way she she gets barfined on her own. I got to believe she is more representative of what goes on in the hooker business. Its so freakin hard to make it!

Another EX. The majority of major league baseball are not earning Alex Rod. Or Albert Pujols money. You cannot use them to give an accurate picture of what baseball players make.

The ez way to tell us how girls are doing is if we knew the median income of a hooker. LOL.[/QUOTE]But Harold, we are not interested in the MUTTS! LOL. Perhaps they are in the wrong biz.

[QUOTE=Bionicman; 1408579]It always depends how many of these hours they work a day.

My car servicing is charging pretty much that amount per hour, but they fill 8hrs a day at that rate, so do the math. Will a BG do as an average 3-4 ST at that rate?

Some, but only few will, so one cannot generalize of high income. Still 2k baht a day can be a lot for their standard, no doubt.[/QUOTE]Even at 2k every three days they are way above the Thai minimum wage of 300 baht a day. Most Uni grads are lucky to get 20k a month starting. Most get a little less.

if you don't believe me, you can come over and clean the cum off the girls after i bust on them if you like.

you got to pay me 500 baht for the privilege though and get to witness my other tricks i don't mention.

ain't no tycoon but scraping up $200 ain't hard and go a long way here.

could not hit #6 last night. drank and, and talked to a bunch of sw, and went to bed.

any of you have a monger bucket list? i do and have crossed off a few things. different races, etc. i am serious and not trying to make fun.

i fucked a midget in vegas for $300. she obviously did not have to get on knees for bbbj.

i also fucked a parapeligic in socal off one of the websites. not easy to fuck a girl in a wheel chair.

last night i met a sw here who is deaf. i saw her earlier doing sign language with another girl, so i believe it is legit. but, could be sex change from man who does not want to talk. anyway, she was signing me bbbj, fucking, etc. put up one finger, then made a k with her other finger for 1000 b. never had one on my list, but i think i might try to find her tonight.

this morning hit up [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s for bbbj. ploy and bim are the best from my experience.

then was walking down 7/1 heading for dr. bj. but a girl on the right just after you enter the soi offers me massage. jlo ass.

it is not really a mp, but just a bunch rooms upstairs.

1500 b and stellar service and cum in pussy. at the money shot i said,"i am cumming", she said "inside". i did not know if that meant go ahead or don't. i said it again and she fucked faster and i fired away. she just smiled and wiggled.

photo below.

[quote=luvpuss; 1408921]could not hit #6 last night. drank and, and talked to a bunch of sw, and went to bed.

any of you have a monger bucket list? i do and have crossed off a few things. different races, etc. i am serious and not trying to make fun.

i fucked a midget in vegas for $300. she obviously did not have to get on knees for bbbj.

i also fucked a parapeligic in socal off one of the websites. not easy to fuck a girl in a wheel chair.

last night i met a sw here who is deaf. i saw her earlier doing sign language with another girl, so i believe it is legit. but, could be sex change from man who does not want to talk. anyway, she was signing me bbbj, fucking, etc. put up one finger, then made a k with her other finger for 1000 b. never had one on my list, but i think i might try to find her tonight.

this morning hit up [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s for bbbj. ploy and bim are the best from my experience.

then was walking down 7/1 heading for dr. bj. but a girl on the right just after you enter the soi offers me massage. jlo ass.

it is not really a mp, but just a bunch rooms upstairs.

1500 b and stellar service and cum in pussy. at the money shot i said,"i am cumming", she said "inside". i did not know if that meant go ahead or don't. i said it again and she fucked faster and i fired away. she just smiled and wiggled.

photo below.[/quote]another good read. by the way, the first three sentences of my previous post were in earnest. then i used punctuation marks to create an emotive icon to make it clear everything after that was in jest. for some reason the moderator deleted these. i'm sure he did not intend to distort the motivations behind the post.

[QUOTE=Luvpuss;1408921]Last night I met a SW here who is deaf. I saw her earlier doing sign language with another girl, so I believe it is legit. But, could be sex change from man who does not want to talk. Anyway, She was signing me BBBJ, fucking, etc. Put up one finger, then made a K with her other finger for 1000 B. Never had one on my list, but I think I might try to find her tonight.[/QUOTE]It's legit. There are quite a few deaf-mutes working lower Suk. Most of the ones I've encountered were working as vendors.

A fave used to work at Rififi, and all the old timers probably knew her. She was long gone prior to it becoming Electric Blue. There's noting particularly different about them. It's just really hard to communicate outside the bedroom.