Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2876041]So, if you are going to quote me, quote me for real. This is what I actually said, Kindly go to study English comprehension mate because you clearly need it badly. Here is what I said:

So, in summary, in the most basic terminology I can come up with, I said this: Its okay to spend a lot of money sometimes, but you can still have crazy ass exciting shit happen to you without spending a fortune. I said that because I don't want guys to think that they need to spend the same as me for this to happen. I have had similar nights out where I spend less than 3000 Baht and others where I have spent 40,000 ++

The best part about Pattaya is there is something for everyone at every budget range. Move on bro and please post some content for us to enjoy. Thanks so much.

Finally, why does a post in a random forum about one punter's experience and ideas want to make you go ballistic? I think you might need some professional help mate.

Sub Commander. Can you understand Raj #3? LOL.[/QUOTE]Fixed my typos above LOL. I was still drunk when posting this. LOL.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2876095]Fixed my typos above LOL. I was still drunk when posting this. LOL.[/QUOTE]You are an over indulger of the Spirits. Things make a lot more sense now.

People do behave different under the influence of Moonshine.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2875844]I hate to bust your bubble, but bargirls always lie. Even if it's 1300 and they are just showing up for work, they have slept with their Thai boyfriend, who they don't tell you about.[/QUOTE]Who gets a hooker and asks that? It kind of goes with the territory. When you call a taxi you do not concern yourself whether he has had other fares that day. Or are you saying them not volunteering to tell you they just fucked a guy 20 minutes ago is lying?

Why is everything Thai boyfriend with you? Even if they stayed with me the night before they would have slept with their American trick who they do not tell you about. Hookers make money by fucking. If you were their only customer they would starve. You would have to be a pretty dumb mf to have in your head that you are a hooker's only dick.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2876106]Who gets a hooker and asks that? It kind of goes with the territory. When you call a taxi you do not concern yourself whether he has had other fares that day. Or are you saying them not volunteering to tell you they just fucked a guy 20 minutes ago is lying?

Why is everything Thai boyfriend with you? Even if they stayed with me the night before they would have slept with their American trick who they do not tell you about. Hookers make money by fucking. If you were their only customer they would starve. You would have to be a pretty dumb mf to have in your head that you are a hooker's only dick.[/QUOTE]You can take it up with Mr Everything Thai, I was responding to his post.

I am the one hoping that the lady had a good shower before I see her. In fact, after some drinking, the lady usually takes a shower before hitting the bedroom.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2876142]You can take it up with Mr Everything Thai, I was responding to his post.

I am the one hoping that the lady had a good shower before I see her. In fact, after some drinking, the lady usually takes a shower before hitting the bedroom.[/QUOTE]No matter where I get her, she better be scrubbing that snatch before I pop Mr Happy in.

I like to get my girls early in the evening before they've had too many meat injections.

On the other hand, I know a ton of hot girls who are absolutely desperate for custom. I think the number of girls may very well outnumber the customers. Especially the Asians who have a certain look that they like. Girls that don't have that Asian look have a diminishing farang customer base.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IqIuR_Uk2Y[/URL]

That being said, my standards for what the chick looks like is higher than what those dudes got. I mean, come on right? We're paying cash money here, at least get better product. These girls will fuck us regardless of what we look like, so let's go for nicer looking ones I say. But what they say is true, it is so much better there in Thailand. Paradise baby! I'll get myself back there some day and hopefully that's where it all ends for me. We're treated like kings baby! Like kings! Sexpats? Who cares? We're not in Thailand to worry about what other people think, we're there to fuck Thai chicks. Simple. It's so obvious it's hilarious. Every local there when they see us, they know exactly why we're there. A fat, balding, ugly, old and pale looking man, by himself in Bangkok? We're a huge part of the Thai economy, and I in part am glad to contribute.

Don't matter none to me. I'm just glad to stick my dick into a pussy. I'm so old now I don't care about anything anymore. Most of my friends are dead, and whoever's left, they're fucking old chicks in their nursing homes, spreading god knows what anyway. If we were so worried about where her pussy was the day, the night or even the hour before, why are we even here writing all this, doing all this. One time, I saw a guy leave right after his session with a girl I was waiting for in one of the oilies, and for a minute I did think to myself, should I leave, but then I realized, this is literally what she does all day. And after she's done sucking and fucking me, they'll be another dude and so on. My advice, is just don't even think about it, and believe you me, when you're horny and just want to get your dick wet, you won't give 2 fucks anyway. And take it from an old man like me, you're going to want to fuck as many chicks as you can, while you can, no matter how loose her pussy is. Cause life sucks, and time is brutal, all is there to life is Thailand. And fucking the chicks in Thailand. That's the meaning of life, the purpose of it all. Believe in that, and you'll want to go on living again. I found my truth, and I thank Thailand for that every day. By Mammons tits, I'll get myself back to Bangkok, one way or another.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2876520][URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IqIuR_Uk2Y[/URL]

That being said, my standards for what the chick looks like is higher than what those dudes got. I mean, come on right? We're paying cash money here, at least get better product. These girls will fuck us regardless of what we look like, so let's go for nicer looking ones I say. But what they say is true, it is so much better there in Thailand. Paradise baby! I'll get myself back there some day and hopefully that's where it all ends for me. We're treated like kings baby! Like kings! Sexpats? Who cares? We're not in Thailand to worry about what other people think, we're there to fuck Thai chicks. Simple. It's so obvious it's hilarious. Every local there when they see us, they know exactly why we're there. A fat, balding, ugly, old and pale looking man, by himself in Bangkok? We're a huge part of the Thai economy, and I in part am glad to contribute.[/QUOTE]Mongers are a minimal part of the thai economy but think what you want. I personally am here for far more reasons than pussy. The mere fact that it's available whenever I want is enough for me I can do all the rest of my stuff happily.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2876543]Mongers are a minimal part of the thai economy but think what you want.[/QUOTE]Sex-tourists are not identified in the official numbers given for tourists to Thailand. So, I am just pointing out that you are stating your opinion. Of course, if you have something to back up your statement please present it and correct me. I can state for a fact they are no more nor any less important as any other tourist arriving in Thailand according to the numbers.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2876543]I personally am here for far more reasons than pussy. The mere fact that it's available whenever I want is enough for me I can do all the rest of my stuff happily.[/QUOTE]Well look at this my ISG Brother, we have something in common. But it appears if your need for pussy on call is changing.

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2876361]Well I'm moving over there from Bangkok in January and [b]I can assure you that I'm not doing it for mongering purposes[/b] LOL. Unless you like chicken shacks, it's pretty lame.[/QUOTE]Enjoy!

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2876589]If you are going to post a parody, do it right man. I never said that I wouldn't step foot in the soi again. I said I would not step foot in the same bar for a while. The reason is I want to choose a different lady. Get your facts straight lol.[/QUOTE][B]Fuck Paolo![/B] he is just another dumb mother fucker trying to stay relevant on a fuck board while he saves up enough money and vacation time for his next trip to Thailand. He hating on those who live here and he is obsessed with gays and dicks.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2873808]Back in 1997, the first time I came in Thailand, we could see old white dudes (older than 70) walking hand in hand with young Thai teenagers (Thai boys) in the malls like Royal Garden. You think Thai nationals didn't know what was going on then? You would have a heart attack if you saw them..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2871138]Some of them think they've got something special.

They can't help bragging about it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2852352]Nobody talk about his tool in these threads, we talk about women. You're the first gayalike I've seen posting since I've been reading this forum.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2851819]What is the reference to the color and size of your dick for? Nobody is interrested about that here, this is not a gay forum.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2852352]I read somewhere you can find some BDSM places in Pattaya where they treat gay subs against some of your well earned money. RTFF.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2876520]We're treated like kings baby! Like kings! Sexpats? Who cares? We're not in Thailand to worry about what other people think, we're there to fuck Thai chicks. Simple. It's so obvious it's hilarious. Every local there when they see us, they know exactly why we're there. A fat, balding, ugly, old and pale looking man, by himself in Bangkok? [/QUOTE]Speak for yourself. I do care what others think of me because my harshest critic is myself. I might be (I say heavyset), and I might be (I say mature), and I might be (I say pigment challenged), but one thing I am NOT is what you describe. I have [I]professional[/I] friends and [I]civilian[/I] friends, and I try to be respected by both. I know new civilian acquaintances DON'T assume the stereotype you describe. And with my best friend, I have an agreement: if I'm ever in Pattaya sitting on Beach road in a wife beater shirt and shorts, sandals, beer in hand, ogling the passing ladies at noon, he'll put me out of my misery while I still have some shred of dignity.

And with your attitude, you better hope you go quick, because, if not, don't expect some little teeruk to turn you over to avoid bedsores, and while Thai hospitals are set up for family to stay with you, if you don't have any friends, it can get quite lonely while you're waiting to pass.

Bob Dylan:

[I]Ah you never turned around to see the frowns
On the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you [/I]

[QUOTE=11Bravo;2876614]Speak for yourself. I do care what others think of me because my harshest critic is myself. I might be (I say heavyset), and I might be (I say mature), and I might be (I say pigment challenged), but one thing I am NOT is what you describe. I have [I]professional[/I] friends and [I]civilian[/I] friends, and I try to be respected by both. I know new civilian acquaintances DON'T assume the stereotype you describe. And with my best friend, I have an agreement: if I'm ever in Pattaya sitting on Beach road in a wife beater shirt and shorts, sandals, beer in hand, ogling the passing ladies at noon, he'll put me out of my misery while I still have some shred of dignity.

And with your attitude, you better hope you go quick, because, if not, don't expect some little teeruk to turn you over to avoid bedsores, and while Thai hospitals are set up for family to stay with you, if you don't have any friends, it can get quite lonely while you're waiting to pass.[/QUOTE]An absolutely brilliant Rebuttal. I applaud you.

Fun Facts per Stick.

Many mid Thai Women are ok with their peers being beaten- if they deserve it.

We need to see Thai Culture for what it is. Goes way beyond Hot Girl on a banner waving at us at Airport.

[QUOTE=11Bravo;2876614]Speak for yourself. I do care what others think of me because my harshest critic is myself. I might be (I say heavyset), and I might be (I say mature), and I might be (I say pigment challenged), but one thing I am NOT is what you describe. I have [I]professional[/I] friends and [I]civilian[/I] friends, and I try to be respected by both. I know new civilian acquaintances DON'T assume the stereotype you describe. And with my best friend, I have an agreement: if I'm ever in Pattaya sitting on Beach road in a wife beater shirt and shorts, sandals, beer in hand, ogling the passing ladies at noon, he'll put me out of my misery while I still have some shred of dignity.

And with your attitude, you better hope you go quick, because, if not, don't expect some little teeruk to turn you over to avoid bedsores, and while Thai hospitals are set up for family to stay with you, if you don't have any friends, it can get quite lonely while you're waiting to pass.

Bob Dylan:

[I]Ah you never turned around to see the frowns
On the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you [/I][/QUOTE]Concur 100000%.

[QUOTE=11Bravo;2876614]Speak for yourself. I do care what others think of me because my harshest critic is myself. I might be (I say heavyset), and I might be (I say mature), and I might be (I say pigment challenged), but one thing I am NOT is what you describe. I have [I]professional[/I] friends and [I]civilian[/I] friends, and I try to be respected by both. I know new civilian acquaintances DON'T assume the stereotype you describe.

And with your attitude, you better hope you go quick, because, if not, don't expect some little teeruk to turn you over to avoid bedsores, and while Thai hospitals are set up for family to stay with you, if you don't have any friends, it can get quite lonely while you're waiting to pass.[/QUOTE]You are right. You better have some type of friends. I encourage everyone to go out and socialize and build some type of circle. I know many guys that have been in accidents (me for one), had heart attacks and other medical emergencies, and some have even died. Thanks to their network of friends they were able to be cared for.

My buddy who was a retired Vietnam veteran that had not been back to the States since Regan was president died back in August at 79. He spoke fluent Thai and was on his fourth Thai wife. They lived in one of those old Thai style hovels. He died broke. Luckily he had a network of friends that was able to see to his needs these last couple of years and his final services a couple of months ago, and take up a collection for his wife.

P.S. Another buddy of mine is 72 and a retired Vietnam veteran and has gone all this time without getting disability. He is just getting hip. That is the hustle of the USA Military. You can get out and get disability for the rest of your life and live like a king on that $3700/ month in places like Thailand.