First night in Patts. Ever.
Alright! Finally made it last night!! Got in late to BKK around 10 after 26 hours of the hardest airline chairs I have ever experienced. Found my name in arrival hall 3 and took Tom's taxi to soi 5, my home base for the next 6 nights. Fast and easy 1000 bht trip.
Checked in at 00:00! Hurry man times a tickin! Shit, shower, shave, out the door. And into the Pouring rain!! LOL.
I could have cared less. Down to second road, turn right, there's Corner Bar! Just like in google maps! Fuck I made it!! 00:40.
Plan. Walk down the 6 and take the first hot number that comes out to get me. Nothing but "Halloooooo" until Foxy bar. My hot little number stepped into the street and reeled me in. Tiny, tattoos, piercings, a cups, and firey! She dried me off with a towel and snuggled right up against me.
I didn't waste any time. After the usual chit chat I asked her how much for LT. 500 BF 2000. Ok let's go!
Let me tell you. After 14 years of wankin through a loveless marriage this was like being born again! Two loads in 5 minutes has to be a record. "One more baby", she asked, twice. Finally got traction and had a good session. Both passed out and woke up 8 hours later stuck to the bed and a sweetheart cuddled up in my arms trying to stay warm. Fuuuuuuuck. Where have I been my whole life? Seriously.
After the deed was done she told me all about her baby, dead father, sick someone, etc. , wanting to find a long relationship. Listened to the whole thing patiently but told her "sorry, I am a butterfly and here to have fun only". She laughed and jumped on top for round two but I / he was too knackered so we cuddled to sleep. Morning blow and bye bye! She seemed to appreciate the honesty and listening.
I can see how guys want to / do retire here. I find myself thinking through the logistics myself.
That's all for day one if you can call it that. I'll report on today soon because so far it's been a soi 8 oil massage (+1) and a Sabai Room soapie (meh).
Thanks again all! Off to the gogos after a nap!