Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Lavaflix;2080799]Alright! Finally made it last night!! Got in late to BKK around 10 after 26 hours of the hardest airline chairs I have ever experienced. Found my name in arrival hall 3 and took Tom's taxi to soi 5, my home base for the next 6 nights. Fast and easy 1000 bht trip.

Checked in at 00:00! Hurry man times a tickin! Shit, shower, shave, out the door. And into the Pouring rain!! LOL.

I could have cared less. Down to second road, turn right, there's Corner Bar! Just like in google maps! Fuck I made it!! 00:40.

Plan. Walk down the 6 and take the first hot number that comes out to get me. Nothing but "Halloooooo" until Foxy bar. My hot little number stepped into the street and reeled me in. Tiny, tattoos, piercings, a cups, and firey! She dried me off with a towel and snuggled right up against me.

I didn't waste any time. After the usual chit chat I asked her how much for LT. 500 BF 2000. Ok let's go![/QUOTE]Great review. I had my first trip in August, and the place is intoxicating. Good job not falling for the sob story. I was not so strong.

I am planning to travel to Pattaya in 2 weeks.

Usually I do money exchange in Bangkok airport.

Is that better than the exchange centres available in Pattaya?

Where can I get best exchange rates for USD in Pattaya?

Aloha guys,

Actually first day since I had gotten in late the night before.

After a late wake up and a nice BBBJ from my LT it was breakfast downstairs (included) and out for a stroll down beach road.

I ended up taking a side trip down Soi 7 and then Soi 8 to check out some of the massage shops. I stopped at a shop on Soi 8 "Aria"? Half way down, south side of street. Couple of cuties caught my eye. I asked for the oil massage (300 bht) and was taken to a room with several beds that curtains were pulled around. It was about 11 am so not busy.

As soon as I undressed and got settled in and the curtain was drawn a group of Hindi and a Japanese man came in filling the room! The noises were hilarious and me and my massage cutie were laughing so hard I was afraid of getting in trouble but the sounds of pleasure and passion just kept on like we didn't exist! Eventually we got through it all and the hand job was better than any vagina I've ever felt. Not for the self conscious or shy!

To speed up the offer for more services just take the towel off right away and say "my balls are being tooo sweaty!" Learned that from my curtained neighbor! What does "sugoi kimocheee--eeee--ee-e-e-eeeee. Waaaaaaaahh" mean? I'm sure they are talking about the yankee that wouldn't quit laughing. Honestly though, I love you all! Final upsell cost 1000 bht for everything (great massage and he and entertainment).

Oh yeah. My LT from the night before left her bumbershoot in my room. I thought it was an innoscent oversight and thought I was being the nice guy by returning it to her at her bar. However, I got a lot of oooohhs and quite the look from her. Was I supposed to call her and set up another date? If so, oops. Whatever, and down the street I went.

Pulled into a small restaurant halfway down Soi 6, north side for 50 bht phadthai. Just like the $15 shit back home!

Next on my list was a soapy. Back to the room to wash off the oil and sweat and then over to Sabai Room. I imagine they are all the same. I won't go into details as they are well reviewed everywhere. Most interesting part is the fishbowl. That will take some getting used to especially with Igor lurking around behind you. Had a satisfying experience but for the price I had more fun at the oily. I'll be doing another oily after I finish this. The soapy was 2000, one LD, and a 20 bht tip for Igor. He wasn't amused.

Back to the room for a nap and to let my soap burnt dickhole heal.

Every holes a gogo!

My first gogo since my father introduced them to me in Manila when I was 17 (42 now). Same same different. Boner, blue balls, but this time my money. First place I wanted to hit was windmill. Finally found it after navigating the army marching down beach road (19:30), evading fleeing hookers, dodging families and their kids (WTF?) And plowing through hordes of scowling tour groups.

Noob mistake. Nice guys buy LD for everyone that asks and ends up massaging mamasan while his girls go back on stage to dance. That'd be Me. 30 min and 2,800 bht later I bailed! (Shame). Next was heaven above. Nope. Then another. Too much clothes. Etc.

Next was Annabelles. I like it nude, rude, and raunchy! This time I picked one and one only firefox, remembered my training and paced out the LDs. Had a blast! My cutie had some baby damage but her attitude made up for it 10 fold. My leg was wet and my nipples were raw. Fun stuff. She asked me for ST 1000 BF and 3000. "Maybe baby" (cheap relief early friends).

Finally left WS at 23:45 and headed back to soi 6 before closing. Avoided my last LT / bar and found a bar with a welcoming cutie. Ordered a water and an LD, groping, kissing, dancing, BF 500 LT 2000, back to the room. Hump cuddle sleep hump cuddle pay bye bye. I fucking love this!!

Things learned, er, reaffirmed from my studies.

1. Avoid old bars and girls if possible. It can get uncomfortable even though the reality is they are more butterfly than we are! Whatever. Rolling with it.

2. Remember your training. Don't let nice guy or little head call the shots. I got more respect and had more fun this way.

3. Enjoy the moment and go with the flow. Easy to say, takes practice.

There are so many details and little things I could easily write a book about it all. Wish I could get it all down here. Come see for yourselves if you haven't already!

1/3 the way through day 3. LK Metro, Devils Den (yeah, anal PSE ), then?

Oh yeah. Two plans that I have abandoned (possibly). Beach Road freelancers and TF contacts (essentially the same). Why? My career is all about mitigating risk and I am going to stick with bar girls for ST / LT simply because they have some accountability with their bars. I know they both have risks. Just playing the odds IMHO. Baby steps to the bus Bob.

I am building a Line list of girls I have experience with for a rainy day or when plans change.

Until tomorrow!

[QUOTE=SlowAndEasy;2081010]Great review. I had my first trip in August, and the place is intoxicating. Good job not falling for the sob story. I was not so strong.[/QUOTE]Yeah man. I'm having a blast! Heading out to Devils Den in a few. So stoked! Just wish I'd done this in my 20's as I am rapidly rising to my level of incompetence! Actually thinking about pills as three a day is a stretch. LOL.

[QUOTE=Flak3;2080901]Soi 6.
I used Soi 6/1 to sneak between the bars so to avoid the different girls I'd been drinking with of BF'ing from seeing me. It's a little dangerous. A LB tried to give me a rectal exam as I passed. Tried the BBQ buffet at Hard Rock. Not recommended. Everything is burned or super well done. I was hoping for steaks but it was Brazilian BBQ style. The buffet at Central Fiesta, not the Japanese one was pretty good. Marinated steaks and pork grilled and then brought to your table. Bella Italia near Soi 6 and Central Marina food court were my favorite restaurants. Ate at both almost every day. Margherita pizza at Avenue was great [/QUOTE]Agree Soi 6 is hopping beginning at 3-4 pm. Rooms upstairs at the bars are back in use. I especially enjoyed Sexy in the City. Soi 6/1 is best avoided due to aggresive LBs. Also glad to see you gave props to Bella Italia. I went there a few times and thought it was great as well. For my Western food fix I always like Tequila Reef on Soi 7. Jim's Burgers located on the street behind Central Marina Mall (parallel to 2nd Road across from Differ Club) has the best burgers I have ever eaten in Thailand. A must if you've got to have a good burger. They have a basketball hoop in front of the restaurant and you can shoot a few baskets for free if you like.

Well this has been an excellent adult adventure so far, BKK, Siem Reap and now Pattaya. After taking the 120 baht bus from bkk airport to pattaya I got settled into my hotel then immediately went out exploring the ring road I guess you guys call it. 10 baht to jump onto a blue truck with bench seating is really the way to go. After going around once you can see that adult service is really interwoven into all areas of the town. The main areas, side streets, nook and crannies. You can find action all over the place. I wanted to bust my cherry quickly so went to Honeys 1 around 4 pm. Found something I liked in the cheap area 2300 for 1. 5 hrs. She was going for that Japanese look, even had the kitty as hair pins. It was going to be my pseudo-japanese experience and it did the job. Later that night I went exploring pattaya 6 or soi 6, I'm alittle confused on street naming as some maps show "pattaya". Man, what a sleazy kinda place. LOL, I loved it, I cannot always get into areas like this but as a newbie I wanted to experience everything. I walked up and back the entire road. Did not see anything that tickled my fancy but it was fun to watch. Maybe better choices inside the bars already occupied. I took some side streets and ended up on soi 7 I believe. There was this place looked clean, more like gogo but small with good music but not to loud. I believe it was called shooter coyote. Went in to watch the dancers. Found one that gave me that tingling feeling so called her over. MILF type which seems to be my preference here. They still look very young to me. She had no tats, did not smoke and meat on the bones in all the right places. We hit it off and off we went after paying 1 k bar fee and 3 k to her for LT. She was going to be my first gogo experience if this place qualifies as one for my entire trip so far. I was well taken care of and plan to visit her again before I leave town. Made a quick trip up to Heaven's gentleman club next day. Interesting place, kinda like a FKK club but without entry fee. About 10 girls, pool area, does free bbq on certain days. Picked kitty, the youngest I have yet had on this trip. Said she was 22, very happy demeanor and I just had to get her out of her bikini. Cost was like 350 for inhouse room and 1500 to the girl. She really like DATY and had her legs high in the air allowing me access. She did a nice slow BBBJ and took the pounding afterwards. I would repeat with this one. I think I'm going to forgo the soapies for day action and visit these gentlemen's club. I've been told there are many although they are only open for day action, till 9 pm I believe.

GF.

[QUOTE=Itsal;2081026]I am planning to travel to Pattaya in 2 weeks.

Usually I do money exchange in Bangkok airport.

Is that better than the exchange centres available in Pattaya?

Where can I get best exchange rates for USD in Pattaya?[/QUOTE]Common sense says that city rates are better than airport rates in any country for any currency. Thailand and Pattaya are not different.

TT Exchange has numerous booths sprinkled all over the city, usually a couple of them withing 50-100 meters apart. They consistently offer the best exchange rates for all currencies. Please do not ask what the current rate is, it will change by the time you are on ground.

[QUOTE=Itsal;2081026]I am planning to travel to Pattaya in 2 weeks.

Usually I do money exchange in Bangkok airport.

Is that better than the exchange centres available in Pattaya?

Where can I get best exchange rates for USD in Pattaya?[/QUOTE]Use an ATM, which in my experience has the best exchange rates because it's directly through your bank and has no additional service fee aside from an ATM fee. Just make sure to call your bank before so they know you are traveling.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2081199]Common sense says that city rates are better than airport rates in any country for any currency. Thailand and Pattaya are not different.

TT Exchange has numerous booths sprinkled all over the city, usually a couple of them withing 50-100 meters apart. They consistently offer the best exchange rates for all currencies. Please do not ask what the current rate is, it will change by the time you are on ground.[/QUOTE]I would add that unless there is a world financial crisis, hitting all, rates are never so much different that it is worth to walk miles to find "the best".

I honestly never bother for the 1/2000 € I need to change depending on the stay.

[QUOTE=Allover;2081084]Jim's Burgers located on the street behind Central Marina Mall (parallel to 2nd Road across from Differ Club) has the best burgers I have ever eaten in Thailand. A must if you've got to have a good burger. They have a basketball hoop in front of the restaurant and you can shoot a few baskets for free if you like.[/QUOTE]Absolutely divine burgers. But a tad expensive. They have some really good selection of bottled craft beers and some great brews on tap too. But at 270 baht a pint for a craft beer on tap is way overpriced IMHO. But the place is superb to hang out, fantastic vibe.

And yes, they deliver all over Pattaya if you are too lazy to get there. ETA might vary depending on time of day and weather. They are on FB, menu and all. Cool folks.

[QUOTE=Lavaflix;2081052]Aloha guys,

SNIP

I fucking love this!![/QUOTE]What a fuckin' great report. More power to you man. Keep rocking it. Can't wait to hear how the rest of your holidays go. One life, live it up!

[QUOTE=GoneFishin;2081133]Well this has been an excellent adult adventure so far, [/QUOTE]Another solid report. Thanks for the contribution. I hope some others take note and learn.

[QUOTE=GoneFishin;2081133]Made a quick trip up to Heaven's gentleman club next day. Interesting place, kinda like a FKK club but without entry fee. About 10 girls, pool area, does free bbq on certain days. Picked kitty, the youngest I have yet had on this trip. Said she was 22, very happy demeanor and I just had to get her out of her bikini. Cost was like 350 for inhouse room and 1500 to the girl. She really like DATY and had her legs high in the air allowing me access. She did a nice slow BBBJ and took the pounding afterwards. I would repeat with this one. I think I'm going to forgo the soapies for day action and visit these gentlemen's club. I've been told there are many although they are only open for day action, till 9 pm I believe.

GF.[/QUOTE]Kitty is a firecracker and darling of the club. I was there in PYX for almost 9 days, went to Heaven 3 times and got to spend time with her only once before I left. Always lively, fun and outstanding in bed, complies with all except A which I didn't ask for. There are about 4 or 5 girls which are doable amongst the total lot of approx 10 on a good day. Kitty is also busy with the regulars and like in FKK you have to wait for the opportune moment to get her. Other trick which I used is to get to the club when they open, 3 pm and good chances you can get the girl. The food is also decent and free if you spend over 300 baht which is fairly easy if buying drinks for a girl.

Maybe you should also pay a visit to Soi Full Love in. Few clubs and approx 4 to 5 girls girls in each club. Try 007, Jclub and maybe Pirates. I think 1 girl at Carre LE Blanc may be doable, was busy when I visited last week. Club 4 didn't have any good girls sadly.

[QUOTE=IllusionHeart;2081246]Kitty is a firecracker and darling of the club.

There are about 4 or 5 girls which are doable amongst the total lot of approx 10 on a good day.

Maybe you should also pay a visit to Soi Full Love in. Few clubs and approx 4 to 5 girls girls in each club. Try 007, Jclub and maybe Pirates. I think 1 girl at Carre LE Blanc may be doable, was busy when I visited last week. Club 4 didn't have any good girls sadly.[/QUOTE]I missed out on Kitty while I was there as she was busy with a elderly gent who was buying drinks for several girls. That day I went with another stunner named Pepsi (I told her my name was Cock 5555). Tall, fair skin, slim, illuminating smile. Absolutely fantastic in bed, including A service. So I second Illusion's view that there are quite a few doable chicks in there. Drinks are cheap too and the food is good I hear.

AS for Soi Full Love Inn, it is always a hit and miss, simply because the clubs have so few girls in each. I got a girl named May at Pirates who was one of the dirtiest girls I have seen in a gentlemen's club. But I was not as lucky at 007 or J Club. Did not bother to loo inside Club 4 or Carre Blanc. YMMV.

[QUOTE=IllusionHeart;2081246]
Maybe you should also pay a visit to Soi Full Love in. Few clubs and approx 4 to 5 girls girls in each club. Try 007, Jclub and maybe Pirates. I think 1 girl at Carre LE Blanc may be doable, was busy when I visited last week. Club 4 didn't have any good girls sadly.[/QUOTE]Are these clubs on bong koch 8 street? I really like taking a dip in the pool and jacuzzi after the dead at heavens. There are still several there I would like to do but might put the other places on the list for look see. Thanks for info.

GF.