New Delhi

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Me: How are the therapists?

MP: All have descended from heaven where they were made from the genetic seeds of Pam Anderson / Each and every one of them spent the first 18 years of her life training to pleasure you and only you / etc.

Me: Sounds great. I'll call around 4 if I feel like cumming.

MP: Please come I am getting wet just thinking of you / Yes ok.

Me: (I am yet to taste CIS, thus the eagerness). Do you have Russian therapists? (This also hints at what I really want).

MP Type A: No we don't but like I said, our therapists are "cooperative" Pamela lookalikes.

MP Type be: Russian? Russian? Hell No.

She said her name was Miss Su, (Hindi word for the girl with beautiful eyes). Not.

[/QUOTE]I'm guessing you're a pg or ug student. But it was great just just reading your report. Very well written. Every line was fun. And I don't know about your exams. But full marks for the effort put in to locate, call and shortlist the MPs.

You're a legend in the making.

[QUOTE=WhatDHell;1671708]Sir, you make a convincing argument. I am guessing you're either a consultant or an accountant .[/QUOTE]A consultant?

An accountant?

I don't know which of these insults I should be affronted by more.

I would've rather you called me a 'lily livered, puppy kicking, drunken, dopey, extreme hard right wing fanatical, maid ogling monger'. I could've lived with that!

Now there's no hope for me. My reputation on these pages is ruined, tarnished, atomized. Never to recover again.

Sob!

[QUOTE=WtHard;1671752]
I spent the better part of one morning doing this. I get cheap thrills. On the flip side, they all added me to their spamming lists and now I get 15-20 texts a day from spas.

A day spa, entry from back side (colloquial albeit incorrect Indian English, no pub intended), on top of a bank in one of the two popular GK markets.][/QUOTE]Hahaha. Enjoyed reading and looking forward to the next installment. I have a feeling that another star is born. Keep writing mate!

Cheers. WDH.

[QUOTE=RajeeSsport;1671807]A consultant?

An accountant?

I don't know which of these insults I should be affronted by more.

I would've rather you called me a 'lily livered, puppy kicking, drunken, dopey, extreme hard right wing fanatical, maid ogling monger'. I could've lived with that!

Now there's no hope for me. My reputation on these pages is ruined, tarnished, atomized. Never to recover again.

Sob![/QUOTE]How could I ever apologise enough to let you recover your lost self esteem. I can't imagine spending the rest of my life with such a heavy load on my conscience. 😰.

[QUOTE=RajeeSsport;1671807]maid ogling monger'.[/QUOTE]ROTFL. "maid ogling monger".

Can't stop laughing!

Bro,

Please help with SP contact via PM.

Thanks

[QUOTE=MRahul84;1671746]Bro,

Tashi back with Sp P of Munirka.

Worth a try for all.

Crazy girl for hard pounding.

Going soon for her.

Very soon.

Crazy girl. Sex.[/QUOTE]

Damages? SP contact via PM please buddy?

[QUOTE=Vicky2804;1671571]Had her last week.

Kalkaji lady SP.

Near famous college in locality.

Decent flat.

Yumm yumm pussy.

French kissed.

Didn't allow anal.

But rimmed me to perfection.

CIM was one of the best I had in last 12-14 yrs of mongering.[/QUOTE]

Dude. I have been really lazy to post my FRs. But his line of yours - "What's the point of being fat and round if your boobs are still small?" sounded really funny to me and I was forced to comment. I must appreciate your writing skills. Hilarious. Keep posting dude.

Cheers,

AngryCock.

[QUOTE=WtHard;1671752]This is my second FR, I have not been able to take time out to share the few experiences I have had, so I am going to try share them over the course of the next few days.

[B][U]Experience I
[/U][/B]

She started with some stupid powder massage on my chest. It was disastrous. No enthusiasm, no skill. Zero, nada, zilch. 5 minutes in she mechanically stripped and lo and behold - , big fat body with small breasts. What's the point of being fat and round if your boobs are still small? Lots of stretch marks. Easily the worst body I have ever laid eyes on.

Then out of the blue she started tugging on the beast. But the beast was not to be roused today. I had to close my eyes and fantasize to get things going. What followed was painfully mechanical and dead fish action which lasted as long as it did because of just how unsightly / unethnusiastic she was. Mainly WOT but that was too painful so I asked her to just give me a HJ.

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It was last week when I had some official work in noida & had couple of hours free time between the meeting. Thanks to my client & my one track mind just forced me to explore SPA options, being near to Sec 18 market in noida, I ventured into Mok SPa & was greeted there by a lovely NE gal must be 26/27 in age & looked very decent & quoted 2. 5 K for a 60 minutes session which seems too much as an entry cost for a budget monger lyk me. Anyways asked her to show the room, they had decent rooms with good glass partition bathing area, came back tried negotiating, got unsuccessful & went back to my budget option T day spa in sab mall & reached there w / o appointment. It was 1 pm & very few gals had landed the place. The counter was manned by an OK NI to whom I requested for some slots in a flirtish tone (though she was not worth flirting) & she asked me to come after 30 minutes as few good therapists were expected by that time. Passed some time roaming within the mall & reached again & was assigned a cute looking NE. I must say she was very cute, started massage & after 15 minutes she herself popped HJ loge kya?? I asked for the damages & she quoted 1 K. I said OK & there she went satisfying me. NO Kissing, only HJ + TL, had fair sized melons & very gud skin.

Had a British shag at Chinese price. Totally VFM.

Damages: 1. 7 K including entry fee.

Next week planning for gurgaon exploration & having an experience, picking a gal from one of the discs to a Girl Friendly hotel (3 or 4 star). Request fellow buddies to guide me, making my plan really memorable.

Spaman.

I'm happy to see so many MP reports in the last 72 hrs. It's a clear sign that Delhi mongers are well and truly in their 'discovery' mode. Seek and ye shall find pussy galore (apologies to 007).

I seek tashi contact. Would be happy if a few brothers could PM me the SP no / reference to unload my week long abstinence. I will bless you with more than my prasad.

And about the girl in the red top with torpedo boobs. I'd booked her three times with different SPs, but she was nowhere to be seen. So I don't know if she's a unicorn, but never been reported or experienced on this forum for the last 2 years (that's as long as that pic has been floating). So, each yo! Draw your own conclusions. Methinks bait.

You?

Hello everyone,

New to this forum, looking for contacts in Skt.

[QUOTE=AngryCock;1671832]Dude. I have been really lazy to post my FRs. But his line of yours - "What's the point of being fat and round if your boobs are still small?" sounded really funny to me and I was forced to comment. I must appreciate your writing skills. Hilarious. Keep posting dude.

Cheers,

AngryCock.[/QUOTE]Apart from his post I find your forum handle extremely hilarious.

[QUOTE=RajeeSsport;1671846]I'm happy to see so many MP reports in the last 72 hrs. It's a clear sign that Delhi mongers are well and truly in their 'discovery' mode. Seek and ye shall find pussy galore (apologies to 007).

I seek tashi contact. Would be happy if a few brothers could PM me the SP no / reference to unload my week long abstinence. I will bless you with more than my prasad.

And about the girl in the red top with torpedo boobs. I'd booked her three times with different SPs, but she was nowhere to be seen. So I don't know if she's a unicorn, but never been reported or experienced on this forum for the last 2 years (that's as long as that pic has been floating). So, each yo! Draw your own conclusions. Methinks bait.

You?[/QUOTE]Which red top torpedo boob pic are you referring to? Hope it's not Sunny Leone or her agent / husband?

[QUOTE=Msid2710;1671861]Which red top torpedo boob pic are you referring to? Hope it's not Sunny Leone or her agent / husband?[/QUOTE]Post #23807. Unicorn.

Definitely not paying 25 k for a night. I may as well 3 different chicks in the same day for less than that amount!

[QUOTE=RedHotMyGirl;1671594]You must be a rich man mate, or staying in presidential suites of five stars in the capital.

25 k for a night is a tad too much.

The first one looks inviting though.

Await your FR in case you have thrown your "change" in the hat.[/QUOTE]