Second visit T-spa Big disappointment. Avoid
Guys,
This was a second visit to T-spa Kmgla after a great first visit and msg session from Ms. Sh (refer my first report a week before). Today she was busy and was assigned Ms. Vinu. God she was pathetic. Don't know how to give good massage. Took 1 HR deep tissue. No hints for extras and also insisted in putting towel for a oil msg Big disappointment man.
At last I asked for extras directly she didn't even responded and told its all over. I got angry and told her directly that she is a total disaster and I was disappointed.
I want to caution brothers, never ever take her for a session, you ll feel time and money totally wasted.
Damages - 1.5 K for 1 HR deep tissue at counter.
Will never return unless Ms. Sh is available. Thanks for ISGians she's always bsy now a days.
Friends. Please send pointers for a good Kerala spa with extras please please please.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice.
To borrow from Paul Coelho, if you wish to be fooled, then the whole world will conspire in order to achieve that. From the last 2 weeks johnny was lacking all the attention due to an unexpected influx of work. This week was relatively silent and Johnny complained of indifference. So I started to rummage through the messages and fixed up an appointment as a second chance to the SP who provided me the the rather disappointing Russian. Once again the telltale signs cropped up. The SP himself was late so sent another SP to pick me up. Once he arrived took me to a rather shady hotel where I asked to fill in details. I filled in false details as per previous experiences. Took me to a "double" bedroom where the bed took the entirety of the room. Forgot to pack condoms so asked the guy to bring some by handing him a 50 . He asked for the money upfront. I paid the agreed 6 k. That is where the WTFery started. He asked for 2 k for the room. I gave a rather puzzled look. Punting in Sonagachhi has taught me one thing. Never ever carry 20 percent more than the agreed amount in case for emergency. For any additional emergency I will always have my trusty punting ATM card to fall back upon. So I just said that I don't have the requisite money. A couple of calls to the original SP and it was agreed that I will pay an extra 500 for the room. So it started on a bad note. But the idiocy didn't stop there. Lo and behold, the other SP demanded tips. I was like " Bro, wrong gender. Its the lady who asks for tips " . But like an unpleasant leech, he was persistent. So I gave him another 300 to shoo him off. But he was disappointed. He went to fetch the lady while I went ballastic on Whatsapp with the original SP. However something puzzling happened. 10 minutes went by. 20 minutes went by. The lady did not turn up. So I called up the 2nd SP and he suddenly confessed that the Russian lady went away for shopping (WTFery #3) . I am losing my shit here. He and the original SP profusely apologised and by now I have lost all will to do the deed.
Resigned to my fate, I just waited. After what seems to be an eternity, another drunk guy turned up with a Russian I have rejected among the 2 choices and was offered for 5 k. I was this close to practically unleash myself on the 3rd guy. However I cut my losses and just took her as she had a half decent figure. She was from Uzbekistan and knew little English. So communication was almost nil between us. On the flip side, I think I might have invented a new sign language with all the gesticulating I did for simple things. So without wasting much time we were in our birthday suits with deed to commence. But what commenced was WTFery number 4 . While bearing no resemblance to the previous Russian, she turned out to be an identical twin of her. No kissing, no foreplay, lay like a dead fish, do your deed and GTFO. I angryfucked her without any remorse and finished the deed and asked her to GTFO. Gave an earful to my SP and proceeded on to my unfulfilled journey to find a decent regular SP. The misadventures continues.
Body: 7/10.
Boobs: Quite a handful 7/10.
Face: Normal with heavy makeup 5/10.
Service: KIll. Me. Now.
Damages: 6. 8 k and lifelong damage to ability to trust anyone.
I am now rethinking my arrangements with SP shared by Happy Samy. More on that later.
Pics: Posting from phone which somehow do not allow to upload pics.
Help for experience in Delhi
Hello brethren,
I'll be travelling to Delhi in about 10 days and likely staying in Paharganj area. Any places where pickup is easily available in Delhi? Moreover is there any possibility of getting chicks to hotel rooms?(I have heard that hotels in Paharganj are female friendly). Any suggestions which you think can be helpful to me are appreciated. So please reply. As I don't have PM facility (no CC), please reply here itself.
