Worst Massage in Abu Dhabi
I enjoy massages, whether legit or with extras. I'm always excited by the opportunity to get something more when going for a massage. If I don't get an HJ or more, I am still happy to have some stress relief from a good massage.
So, I recently checked out the Chinese Medical center near Hamdan and Airport Road based on a previous post from another member. He came away with a brief BBBJ and HJ, so I thought I had a decent shot at something. I arrive just before they close for a few hours in the afternoon (which I didn't realize). As a result, about 10 min into the massage I realize that there is no one else in the place except for me an the masseuse. At this point I'm thinking this will be a sure shot for extras, especially since she already removed the thin sheet covering me (no towel, just thin sheets which did not feel all that nice against the skin).
Anyway, I hint for a while and my little' head sent his own signals, but she was not acknowledging anything at this point. Since she was providing me with such a poor massage, I assumed much more would occur. Wrong! She just did the weak massage for an hour and I even directly asked her for more at one point.
I know results may vary at this spot, but I can't tolerate receiving such a poor massage. I'd rather go to the spot at the Flamingo, where I can get a good, possibly great, massage. Then, I can have a cute girl rub my balls, lower shaft and every inch around my junk (without actually giving a HJ).
I was disappointed. I could really go for a spot with a table shower or massage bath. Oh well. Best of luck to all.