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[QUOTE=Sperto;1798881]Today Daniela Cicarelli won the contest, Miss Bumbum Brasil 2015.
[URL]http://odia.ig.com.br/diversao/celebridades/2015-11-10/sosia-de-daniela-cicarelli-vence-miss-bumbum-brasil-2015.html[/URL]
[URL]http://missbumbumbrasil.com.br[/URL][/QUOTE]Did a search to make sure the "woman" in the video, Juliana Isen, was not a transvestite. The squaring of the jawline, deepening of the voice is what happens when these women overdo the steroids.
[QUOTE=Sperto;1798881]Today Daniela Cicarelli won the contest, Miss Bumbum Brasil 2015.
[URL]http://odia.ig.com.br/diversao/celebridades/2015-11-10/sosia-de-daniela-cicarelli-vence-miss-bumbum-brasil-2015.html[/URL]
[URL]http://missbumbumbrasil.com.br[/URL][/QUOTE]Hi Sperto.
Isn't Daniela Cicarelli the past host of a TV show? The show was like an MTV show with frog costumes and a dating game for kisses. She even has a beer bottle named after her, because of her big mouth.
[URL]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniella_Cicarelli[/URL]
I think they are saying the winners ass looks like Cicarelli. Maybe I am reading it incorrect, But Cicarelli is no spring chicken these days.
Here is a link to google photos of her, she is now 36.
No link, it just put her name in google images and hundreds of nice fotos of her there. She is 5'10. super cute.
"Daniela Cicarelli look-alike Butt wins Miss Brazil 2015". from site
Cheers.
[QUOTE=Ibiza007;1798947]I think they are saying the winners ass looks like Cicarelli. Maybe I am reading it incorrect, But Cicarelli is no spring chicken these days.[/QUOTE]You're right. The winners name is Suzy Cortez. I just payed attention to the steroid-asses, not the article.
[QUOTE=Sperto;1798968]You're right. The winners name is Suzy Cortez. I just payed attention to the steroid-asses, not the article.[/QUOTE]The asses are amazing! Thanks for the link.
Cheers.
Sorry to be so ignorant, but what is a Prive and how does it work?
I've seen the term in some of the trip reports and have not heard it before.
I mongered for a while in the early 2000 nds and am looking to take it up again.
Thanks!
[QUOTE=SlutLuster;1802936]Sorry to be so ignorant, but what is a Prive and how does it work?
I've seen the term in some of the trip reports and have not heard it before.[/QUOTE]Privê is an anonymous brothel without any signs. When you arrive, normally a "receptionist" leads you to a waiting room (or a cabin) and tell their prices. The girls comes by one by one, present themselves, answer your questions about what they do or don't. Now it's the time to make a quick interview. Does she do BBBJ, CIM, anal and if possible check out her body closer.
When the presentation is over the receptionist comes back and ask you if you want any of the girls. You tell her which girl you want. Payment can be in advance or afterwards. You take a shower, sometimes in the room, sometimes in the hall and sometimes there are no showers to use.
Then the girl arrive in the room/cabin and you session. When the time is finished they let you know. You shower again and leave.
There are the upscale privées like Belprazer, Dudas, Massagem Tijuca with many girls and good comfort. Those are expensive. The customers are usually businessmen.
Then you have the middlescale privées with fewer girls. Often with shower outside the room/cabin. Decent prices.
Lastly you have the cheap lowscale privées, like U22, Carioca 59 etc. Very simple cabins with walls that doesn't reach the ceiling and no showers for the customers. The average customer is the local guy with a small wallet.
The more you pay the better comfort you get, but not necessarily better quality of the girls. The cheaper privées can have gems.
Good luck!
To all my many Brazilian friends, Happy Zumbi dos Palmares day.
And, for those sucking on the government teat, either now or collecting that generous pension, a belated Happy DIA do Servidor Público.
For those of you planning your Rio excursion and worried that your favorite haunt might be closed, here is site with a list of holidays.
[URL]http://www.officeholidays.com/countries/brazil/[/URL]
Wouldn't it be fun of we had a Hall of Fame with old Rio characters?
The guys at the ho-beach had a lot of odd characters.
Fiscal da Natureza, the slippery guy who sold sun protection to the GPs and passed the days passing sun oil on GP-bundasAssistente, Fiscal da Naturezas assistente. Came to the beach every day at 7.30 building a perfect sand pyramid to the Fiscal da Natureza to put his products on.
Balls guy, the fat old beer vendor with the huge balls.
Paulinho, the beer vendor, with something that looked like a bullet wound next to his belly button.
Weird Italiano, the old fat Italiano who always spent the whole day at the beach. Always on the exact same spot. He had Balls guy to mark his spot every morning with his specially made beach bed with a sun roof.
The bearded photographer. The old guy at the beach taking photo of gringo's and GP's on ho-beach. Probably the most lousy photographer ever born, but he made a show out of taking his pictures.
The Crazy dog, the black and white totally crazy dove-chasing dog running around on ho-each barking and scaring everybody.
The Chiclete lady. The old toothless lady selling chewing gum outside Help. Always standing at the entrance of Help trying to sell expensive chiclete to gringo's.
And the mongers..
The Colonel. An old brit living in Rio. Always sitting outside Help telling fake stories and being very proud of not setting his feet on the beach for at least 10 years.
Bob, the American guy struggling with his business on Rua Xavier da Silveira. Slippery American always looking like a living dead.
O Professor, an old thin haired Swedish guy giving language lessons at Meia Pataca. Always broke and with a weakness that got him beaten up more than once.
The Sheep, the old Italian guy with colored black hair and white shirts, hanging outside Help. Exactly looking an old sad sheep. Sometimes armed with a revolver.
The Hunchback, an old very fat bearded American guy with a deformed neck and a weird neckless hanging outside Help.
Fat Charlie Chaplin, another old fat guy hanging on ho-beach smoking cigars. His belly was the size of a planet. He probably paid well as he always left with new girls.
The list could go on forever.
[QUOTE=Sperto;1803712]Wouldn't it be fun of we had a Hall of Fame with old Rio characters?
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The list could go on forever...[/QUOTE]Probably! But I suspect the GP's would want add one Sperto to the list. . LOL.
[QUOTE=Sperto;1803712]Wouldn't it be fun of we had a Hall of Fame with old Rio characters?
The guys at the ho-beach had a lot of odd characters.
Fiscal da Natureza, the slippery guy who sold sunprotection to the GPs and passed the days passing sun oil on GP-bundas
Assistente, Fiscal da Naturezas assistente. Came to the beach every day at 7.30 building a perfect sand pyramid to the Fiscal da Natureza to put his products on.
Balls guy, the fat old beer vendor with the huge balls.
Paulinho, the beer vendor, with something that looked like a bullet wound next to his belly button.
Weird Italiano, the old fat Italiano who always spent the whole day at the beach. Always on the exact same spot. He had Balls guy to mark his spot every morning with his specially made beach bed with a sun roof.
The bearded photographer. The old guy at the beach taking photo of gringo's and GP's on ho-beach. Probably the most lousy photographer ever born, but he made a show out of taking his pictures.
The Crazy dog, the black and white totally crazy dove-chasing dog running around on ho-each barking and scaring everybody.
The Chiclete lady. The old toothless lady selling chewing gum outside Help. Always standing at the entrance of Help trying to sell expensive chiclete to gringo's.
The list could go on forever...[/QUOTE]Anybody remember Louis, who worked for Washington, he could spot you across the street and have your chair, umbrella and skol ready before you crossed over Ave Atlantica. I remember that dog too, I was so amazed he lived crossing Ave Atlantica every day. And the guy selling the belly bags with the oversized zippers that he bought in centro and simply doubled the price. Anybody remember a skinny blond inside Help, she was always with the high rollers, the bottle guys, a real pros pro. I never knew her name, but she was always busy.
There was a little white girl at ho beach every day, she was tanned almost black. I wonder if her skin looks and feels like a catchers mitt these days.
It was heaven. Helpeee was an amazing place full of old Italians with bad rugs.
Thanks for the memories Sperto.
[QUOTE=Sperto;1803712]Bob, the American guy struggling with his business on Rua Xavier da Silveira. Slippery American always looking like a living dead.[/QUOTE]Its a shame what happened to Bobby. I hope his establishment makes a full recovery.
[QUOTE=Sperto;1803712]Wouldn't it be fun of we had a Hall of Fame with old Rio characters?
The guys at the ho-beach had a lot of odd characters.
Fiscal da Natureza, the slippery guy who sold sunprotection to the GPs and passed the days passing sun oil on GP-bundas
Assistente, Fiscal da Naturezas assistente.
The list could go on forever...[/QUOTE]I remember Fiscal, he also used to water the girls down to keep them cool and apply that white paste to die their hair, I have some videos of him somewhere and a pic of the old Chiclette lady.
I also knew the Professor, spoke to him a few years back but don't see him anymore. There was also a guy name Jefferson who found out about Rio during a car race from Ohio to Argentina, he lived in Rio and drove like a purple Volkswagen bug, he had a friend called Video Bob who always walked around with a video camera on the beach and in Help during Carnaval, you mentioned him before plus he had a friend Bob Wilson who was like crippled and had a Christmas tree in his apartment because he said everyday was Christmas in Rio.
There was a group of guys called the Carioca Brothers bunch of guys from DC and elsewhere, one guy was a doctor and married, he wouldn't tell his wife ahead of time he was going to Rio until he got to the airport then he would call her and get on the plane.
There were a bunch of characters at Meia Pataca back in the day that a lot of them have passed now, such a shame.
I knew Bobby from Blame it on Rio for close to 20 years now, he tried starting several different businesses through the years one was trying to sell Pretzels to the Cariocas and he got the name Pretzel Bobby. A friend of mine recently went to his latest wedding but I heard he went back to the states to Miami but will be back by Christmas, What happen to him? Health, business down?
[QUOTE=Rio Bob;1803820]... he had a friend called Video Bob who always walked around with a video camera on the beach and in Help during Carnaval, you mentioned him before...[/QUOTE]In the beginning of the nineties I filmed many hours in the Carnival Balls. Baile Vermelho e Preto (Flamengo) at Scala, Baile das Panteras at Monte Libano and Baile de Adão e Eva at Help. Tons of naked titties, bundas and pink flesh. I also filmed quite a lot on ho-beach. Back then videocameras was quite a novelty so the girls posed very happily. No risk of somebody putting them on social networks.
Wherever I went filming I always saw Video-Bob around, filming with exactly the same Sony Camcorder as I had. He mentioned he made Carnival films which he sold on VHS. Maybe some of his films can be found on the internet?
[QUOTE=Sperto;1803712]Wouldn't it be fun of we had a Hall of Fame with old Rio characters?
The guys at the ho-beach had a lot of odd characters.
Balls guy, the fat old beer vendor with the huge balls.[/QUOTE]Don't know what was bigger, his balls or his belly.
[QUOTE=Sperto;1803712]The bearded photographer. The old guy at the beach taking photo of gringo's and GP's on ho-beach. Probably the most lousy photographer ever born, but he made a show out of taking his pictures.[/QUOTE]He also took pictures in front of Help. They stopped selling Polaroid film in Brazil so he would always have me or my buddy bring it for him from the States.
[QUOTE=Sperto;1803712]The Chiclete lady. The old toothless lady selling chewing gum outside Help. Always standing at the entrance of Help trying to sell expensive chiclete to gringo's.[/QUOTE]Damn lady tried to get me to take her with me last December when I was in Bal-Co-Nee.
[QUOTE=Sperto;1803712]Bob, the American guy struggling with his business on Rua Xavier da Silveira. Slippery American always looking like a living dead.[/QUOTE]Joker went from tour agency to laundromat. I guess the pretzels were before my time.
Need to add a buddy of mine to the list. He would bring 800 outfits and change clothes 3 times a day to be around hookers. He also had them keep his personal bottle of hot sauce in the kitchen at Meia Pataca.
Damn Copacabana. That was the shit.
A buddy of mine is making his maiden trip tomorrow night. One of his friends hooked him up with some chick that was supposed to meet him at the airport. She also said she could get him an apartment, but told him he would have to Western Union the money, $300, beforehand. Good thing he is a seasoned traveler. He told her that he would just take his chances and wait until he got there. So he is going down with no Portuguese and no place to stay. My man. Here is a picture of the girl.
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Wherever I went filming I always saw Video-Bob around, filming with exactly the same Sony Camcorder as I had. He mentioned he made Carnival films which he sold on VHS. Maybe some of his films can be found on the internet?[/QUOTE]Yes he sold those VHS tapes, he made about 2 every year and made enough money each year to fund all his trips to Brazil. I knew him well and I have most of his tapes, I had them on youtube few years back but they require so much editing because of the nudity. He was a very interesting character, passed away in 2012 at 79 but up to that point was still going strong in Rio going to centro everyday visiting the prives with his possy.