Phuket Reports

Trotter717

I have never been to Harry's place, but it is off Beach Road on the south side of the beach near the Post Office. About 10 minutes walk from Soi Bangla but much further from Kristen's which is almost directly due east but I don't know of any short-cut past the Patong Tower. You can go to Kristen's via Soi Bangla but it takes maybe 25 minutes. (Does anyone else know of a short cut?)

Unless you really insist on a beachside hotel, then you could try Soi San Sabai at the top end of Soi Bangla. Just straight through the traffic lights and Kristen’s is five minutes off on the right along Soi Rat-U-Thit.

If you’re interested do a search on cheap hotels in San Sabai. There is a nice swimming pool at the end of San Sabai, BB’s, less frenetic than the beach, though after the Sheraton you are probably spoilt for pools. My favourite hotel is the Summer Breeze run by Lester Smith:

http://phuket-summerbreeze.com/

Let us know how Harry’s turns out if you decide to stay there, it looks fine from the website.

They say Phuket is an expensive place to find good quality meat and this might have some truth in it. Had a few good ones from beer-bars and they ask 1000 for ST, can't get under B800. Go-Gos are even pricier. So when you get a bargain it feels so much better.

On soi Seadragon I had my thoughts on this bleached blonde tall chick for a while. She was just so much out of place in the smutty Bang-Bang -a-Go-Go. She was perfect! Didn't even look thai but rather Japanese or Korean. But she always looked too pricey for my low budget.

One night to my delight she just sat down next to me, I got drinks for both of us and we were in business. In about two minutes I was buried elbow deep in her panties by both hands. No complaints. I popped the question:"How much for short time?"
She replied:"one thousand baht, OK?"
Wow, no complaints on my side. For this one!

She was just made for it, such a natural! As soon as we entered the room, I sat on the bed and to my surprise she just dropped her jeans, leaned on the TV table and positioned her perfect arse in classic doggy style. She was all hot and wet. (a bit miraculously to me, but I did not complain for a second). So off we went, right there, unwashed, sweating, bang-bang-bang (just like her bar's name). I was a bit worried, that the neighbours would look at me strange tomorrow as she was screaming from the top of her voice, seemingly unaware. I didn't fuck her, she fucked me!

After a shower I like to get a second session out of them so we did it again. That meat was so perfect, bordering the unreal. Knowing that they are fond of beauty contests in LOS I asked "You haven't lost a lot of beauty contests, have you?"
"No, not many but in the last one I did not enter." She replied.
"You are a great fuck too. Just like a porn star or something" I told her, but she did not admit to doing any movies. What a shame. She was made for it.

Anyway. Good Bye, Good Bye, kiss, kiss.
"You come, see me tomorrow?"
"Sure!"
I did not . Had another one. Not as great as this one, but different. I don't like repeats so much, no matter how good. But this was a very-very memorable one.
Cost: pay bar500, pay girl 1000, two drinks 200, total B1700.

Thanks for the hotel info. I talked to the manager/owner of Harry's tonight, and he said the price in the summer is about 800B and it's a very quiet location although within 200m of the main bar area in Patong Beach. I don't know if that's true, but it sounds promising. I want to go to Christin's, but I guess it would be just as easy to take a tuk-tuk there. No need to waste valuable energy walking, right?!

Since I'm planning to lounge on the beach all day before hitting the fun spots, Harry's sounds like a good option. As always, I'll definitely post a FR on all of our activities.

Meanwhile, if anyone can somehow narrow down to 2-3 the best bars to visit it would sure help. There are just too many to choose from, and the odds of stumbling into some good ones is pretty low when we're there only one night.

Thanks, bro's!

Hi,

Any one know the price for special massages at Patong area?

I remember there s are one massage parlour at this 7/11,but didnt ask them.

Care to share..

I been to Banana Disco, entreance fee 200bht plus 2 drinks. Seem a lot of chick to pick up.but didn't pick up any coz have girl to keep me company.

Lately when I've gone to Phuket I've stayed at the Boomerang Inn. Nothing fancy but clean, relatively quiet yet only about a 3 minute walk from the beach, about 5-7 minute walk to where most of the bars are located. Run by an Aussie and his Thai wife. Very reasonable prices. http://phuket.com/boomeranginn/

Hi there. Does anyone have any girl-friendly hotel e-mail addresses for contact? I'm planning a trip in Oct.

Thanks,

Donnylad

Hi,

Usually five star and four star are not girl friendly hotel. As for me, I stay at this Banthai hotel and pay 500 bht joiner fee for the girl for one night, although she stay withe me for 2 night.

Phuket Thailand.

Shark disco has closed down and a new one is opening there (should be open by now). Banana Disco is still alive and kicking. There is also the Safari Disco next to the Meridian Hotel but that is some distance from Patong Beach.

Jap ladies - Hang out at the beach along thaweewong road and try to make friends with any jap you see. You could then invite them or her out for dinner at nite and party with them. The japs usually hang out in pairs or more .

As for the massage palour, Cristins is still there but if you just wanna ta pau i suggest you take a tuk tuk (bht450 one way) to Phuket town to Pink Lady Club and take away from there. Appox bht 2800. The quality at Cristins is poor and if you just wanna experience the arp naam then is ok Bht1800

For food - Try Dons Cafe near Chalong. Good value ang moh food for money. Need tuk tuk to get there. For Thai food try the seaside restaurant at Leam Hin .

Nite entertainment if you are staying at Patong then soi bangla is the main strip. If you venture to other beaches like kata and karon then there are other giilie bars , but a piece of advice its just a different dog with the same set of fleas.

Going to Phuket the first time on Aug 1-9th. Suggests on best bars for good looking girls and hotels for a newbee? I need some kinda help here.

I promise to come back with FULL detailed reports. Lord knows this has been a mind scramble for me!

Thanks!

Hi,

Just to ask about short time and long time? Short time maybe 1-2 hour, how about long time?

Thanka in advance,

Cheers

I am at a going to Phuket on Aug 1st after arriving in Bangkok at 11:30 in the PM the night before.

This is my FIRST time to Asia and I am frantically wondering about where to stay. I want some place kind of nice since I'm going to be at patong beach for 7 days but I want it not to be TOO expensive and girl friendly.

Question: hotel recommendations? and should I take a night and to to Phuket City? I read of a couple of good places there. I am a fairly good looking guy and very picky about the girls. I am getting worried that it's going to rain everyday and the girls aren't very cute there....help!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Clemson Tigers
[i]I am at a going to Phuket on Aug 1st after arriving in Bangkok at 11:30 in the PM the night before.

This is my FIRST time to Asia and I am frantically wondering about where to stay. I want some place kind of nice since I'm going to be at patong beach for 7 days but I want it not to be TOO expensive and girl friendly.

Question: hotel recommendations? and should I take a night and to to Phuket City? I read of a couple of good places there. I am a fairly good looking guy and very picky about the girls. I am getting worried that it's going to rain everyday and the girls aren't very cute there....help! [/i][/QUOTE]

Clemson Tigers

You haven't specified your budget but I found that the Patong Resort hotel (about USD60) was good and will suit your purposes. It is well situated at the end of a soi off Soi Bangla, the main drag in Patong. The quality of the talent is not of BKK standards so be prepared to spend time in the various bars (as I did) to find what you want. The Tai Pan bar has a lot of FL action.

Cheers.

Thanks JD. I appreciate the insight.

I think that I 60$US would be ok or even a little more would be ok too. I think I'll take your advise and stay there and of course report my exploits.

I also heard that there are some pretty good places in Phuket City which I actually read here. I have time so I'll probably look take my time with it.

Again thanks!

Clemson


this place is good, reasonably priced and very girl friendly!
Thai run.
Tuy is the manager, good bloke!

[url]http://www.phuketdir.com/siamhouse/[/url]

Hiya,

I am thining of moving to Phuket for some scuba instuctor training. I am looking to meet some people before I head to Phuket.

Thanks

seamlessnyc@hotmail.com

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Has anyone stayed at the Impana Phuket Cabana Hotel? It is a little pricey but by the beach. During rainy season, is it worth it to pay 81USD a night? Are they guest friendly?

I was also looking at the Royal Palm. I am having a hard time deciding on a place. I want it a little upscale, near the light life but not too close with nice amenities and a girl-friendly attitude at about 60USD a night.

Suggestions? And has it really rained every day for the past two weeks? Darn, going to be there on Aug 2nd!