Everybody does very well!
I used to consider myself lucky on the HK or AB adventures, but after reading everybody's reports....
I am way behind everybody!
So far I have never received BBBJ! Or second round attempt. Or paid less than 60 dls or 800 pesos. Or stayed after three or four knocks. I am always out before or at the same time as the first knock.
Mhmhmh I am doing something wrong.
I need to see what it is.
Probably that I'm local, my age, and my physical appearance.
Last Friday. VIP card win
Last Friday I went down for a short tour.
Had the unexpected pleasure of meeting DeepMmpactt and TomJackin, two grade 'A' classy guys.
Also, wanted to describe the good experience I had with the VIP card. I had just purchased it earlier in the week, and this was my first night trying it out.
While I still haven't had the opportunity to put it to its full potential, it worked out great on my way home that night. I presented it at the customer service booth when I was ready to leave. The lady told me that they normal HK van was not available, and she came back within 2 minutes with 5 $1 bills in her hand as compensation.
I wish I could find such satisfactory customer service in the states.
Negotiated one of the white taxis for $3 back to the linea. Left me $2 for tacos. It was a good night.
Trip report on 10-12-12 part 2
Next day my favorite from Hong kong text me she will come to my room about 5pm.
So I was spending my extra time at tropical and Hong kong.
But I didn't find anyone I like.
About 5:30 pm she showed up.
I met her first time 3 months ago and we send text each other for 3 months, but somehow whenever I am Tijuana, she is at chihwahwa. So this is second date with her.
Anyway she is in my room and I would like to know her plan. She said Its up to me.
I was so horney so we get to the business.
GFE, DFK.
It took me 1 hour to finish.
After shower together, we decided to go to Movie theater.
We went to cinepolis VIP at plaza Rio. We ordered popcorn, hod dog and some drink.
I was keep touching her while I was watching movie.
She was so sweet that gave me a lots of french kisses.
We watched LOOPERS. It was good movie.
After movie we came back to my room.
We got 2nd round of business. Better than 1st one. I am tired now.
Now she want to go home. It was 10:30pm.
But problem is we didn't talk about money yet.
I gave her 1500 pesos, but she didn't even count the money and put that in her bag.
And she went.
I have to leave tomorrow morning early before traffic at border.
Happy hunting
Hong Kong Exceeded All Expectations!
After arriving in Tijuana, Tomjackin and I got our room assignments at Cascada Hotel (above Club Hong Kongs). The hotel was 'beautiful'. I mean all the 'fine ass honeys'walking in from Club Hong Kong, the sound of. Clacking stilletoes were a complete 'turn on (damn high heel fetish). LOL! Anyways back to the story, unpacked my things, then met Tomjackin back in the lobby. We met back up, and headed the 'world famous Hong Kong!
We entered, the club and let me tell you fellow mongers, If you ever get a chance to walk in with Tomjackin. It took us I kid you not' 20 minutes, for Tomjackin aka Jaime' as hes affectionately known as. I thought he was a frickin rock star. We get up to Tomjackin favorite area, upstairs, the panaramic view of the. Club was breath taking. We sat down, We got mugged, but not by latin beauties, but by those scavenging meseros. At one point it seemed we had twenty meseros surrounded us, Tomjackin is the meseros kryptonite, Like the old batman show. 'BAMM. One mesero dissapears. (Kaboom!) Two more meseros vanish. Tomjackin grabs one cheese plate, and was about to olympic discuss fling, the mesero quickly leaves. This was the funniest shit I ever seen. Lmao. Okay now, Tomjackin calls over this fine ass, athletic build and gorgeous! Her name was Azul, Tomjackin gave her a ringing endorsement. I'm in. We participated in his world famous booth follies, Me being a feet fetish wierdo was like a kind in a candy store.
We agree on 65 US, for a hour, but it was actually closer to a hour and a half, We go up to the room, she's all over the Chocolate Jackhammer! I quickly reached for my magnum XL sized condom, but before she put the condom on she very lightly but quickly licks the side of my uncovered dick, damn I thought maybe BBBJ? She teases me with what I thought would be a rare occurrence, but then she giggles, then puts on the condom. She slowly puts my Chocolate Jackhammer in her mouth (warm sensation almost made me leche right then and there.) Azul sucked the shit out of my Chocolate Jackhammer, it begins to rise. 3 In 5In 7In Bamm! The Chocolate Jackhammer fully erected 10 1/2 inches but the 3 inch width, really fucks them up.
I push Azul back, unto the bed, 'storm warning' hurricane tongue swirls mercilessly she begins to 'arch her back'Mcdonalds wouldve been, proud of her arch. LOL. After DATY, wow she tasted like honey, It was time to unleash the Chocolate Jackhammer, she slides toward me then raises both legs, toward her ears, I slowly insert the Chocolate jackhammer, her eyes slowly rolled back into her head. Then before my first slow complete pump, Azul let out a lond, slow passionate moan, then the pounding started. I long dicked her, then power dicked her, then long powered dick. She starts to not scream (dissapointed) but she moans loudly, after about 10 minute, I slide out she turns over, (doggy style) she puts her chest on the pillow, her ass was high up, I had my hands on each side of her waist, started long dicking her, and she took it like a champ. (moaning and groaning) the whole way. We then switch to RCG, She started the payback was in order. Azul started slamming down her ass, in the reverse cowgirl position. Now I'm moaning like the *****, she turns facing me asking me Le gusta? Le gusta? I said Si mi amor she continues like a exxon oil rig, on top of me slamming her pussy complete swallowing, the chocolate jackhammer like a oil field drill, oh SHIT I feel the Leche Explosion coming 3. 2.1. I was a leche geiser. We were done, she then planted a passionate. Dfk, cuddled for a few minutes, she took her shower, then we headed back to hong kongs, I was light headed and suffering vertigo from the incredibly intense leche.
All in All Tomjackin completely hit the ball out the park calling Azul over, my toungue, was all over her sexy, athletic ass cheeks! We get back and had the wonderful chance encounter with ISG, member pimpin It, It was a complete blast meeting him, he told us he may change his ISG, handle but they way the chicas sized him up and down pimpin It, will describe your pimp master style just fine. LOL. Stay tuned for day two.
Blonde Barbie Rocked My World!
I think you guys got the message, them street girls were amazing to look at, but I wasnt successful. What was a SMASING success, was club Hong Kong, I wanted to save the best for last, the next evening, We walked around a bit, taking in Adellitas, Chicago club, and another one, I forget the name of it, We didn't stay long, I was told you can't do near as much in these other clubs as club Hong Kong. In Hong Kong, your dollar goes a long way, and into a lot of deep 'cracks and crevices' (wink wink). I think you get a great 'bang for your buck' 'fingerbang' that is. We stop and ate some, more great tacos, at the taco honor system stand (love that place). So back we went passing, through the 'Alley of Eye Candy', but Damn, staring at those high heels, and stilletoes, almost killed my ass! (damn heel fetish). My stupid ass, still passing out pesos, to the murderer', thiefs', Sorry guys, I only encourage more begging, so finaly I started saying No. But the damage was done.
I wear this annoying shirt, but its good for laughs, In the Dominican Republic, one girl after, encountering my Chocolate Jackhammer, started calling me 'El Caballo Negro' (The Black Horse) she said I was hung like a horse, she mustve been drunk. LOL! , now my stupid ass, walk down the streets making 'Horse sounds' (Lmao) Its a total crackup, you should see peoples reaction. I also would ask, everyone Como le hace caballo negro? (What sound does a black horse makes?) They would start making horse, sounds, everytime I walked by its funny as hell. Okay back to our story of The Encounter with Barbie!
We get back to, Club Hong Kong, We enter and it was packed. We make our way, through the gauntlet of vultures, ahem ' meseros, and luck would have it, the seats upstairs were free, (the seats with the great view of the club) , Those very seats, I was able to moleste Azul, (great chica I wrote about the previous report) with that sexy hard athletic sexy body. We were able to return to the 'crime scene', I am a absolute sucker for a rubia (blonde) , I got advice, this blonde called Barbie' had they tightest 'kitty cat' I would ever encounter. Mind you, she Barbie visited with us, the previous night, in the booth I played with her, but I loved Azuls, playful sense of humor, Azul would stand up, kick her legs like a horse, while loudly making the horse sound, the meseros also joined in, so we had a bunch of horses around us. I had the mesero, go and fetch Barbie for me, they did once they got to us, and Barbie saw that it was 'El Caballo Negro' she laughs, and immediately makes my horse sound. LOL. I invite her to sit down, and buy her a drink, she took her time and didn't gulp down the drink, in 10 seconds, like some of the others chicas did. She was a stunner, perfect body, perfect titties, amazing face, flawless in my opinion. I couldn't stand it no more! Vamonos mi amor. We agreed on 700 pesos, for an hour, no room charge because I stayed at the hotel Cascada (Highly Recommended) , but 4th floor of higher, because of the constant noise of the club below.
We get to my room, Barbie heads to the bathroom to freshen up, Wow was I in for it. She returns, and tells me she loves my cologne (Acqua Di Gio) kills them everytime! We sat on the bed, and like the faboulous, Azul Barbie starts off with a nice slow massage (thats what I'm talking about!) We begin to deep french kiss, with my tongue way down her throat, She then starts kissing me lower and lower, she slowly puts, my MAGNUM XL, in her mouth, and with one slow suck, my condom was completely on. WTF. LOL! She slowly licked around the Chocolate Jackhammer. Damn I thought Azul would be a hard act to follow, but she started tonguing my balls while staring at me. I'm talking porn star ball licking glare. You guess it, fellows the Chocolate Jackhammer went from Bruce Banner to the Incredible Chocolate Hulk! 3in. 6in. 9in Bamm fully powered at 10 1/2 half inches, plus it widened out.
Barbies eyes got big, but her smile got bigger and more devious! I raised her up, and pushed her back softly on her bed, (warning: All ISG Mongers faint of stomach skip this part!) After Barbie had showered I had her put her heels back, on, I wanted to see her naked, but with sexy stilletoes on. I grabbed her legg, slowly kissed down to her ankles, unstrapped her high heels, and began sucking her red pedicured toes and her small sexy ankles! (told you to skip this part!) LOL. She went crazy, but she also giggled and said cosgia or it tickles. LOL! Hurrican tongue in the forecast, slowly I worked my way up her smooth soft leggs, to start my DATY, DAMN Honey and strawberrys dipped in chocolate, is how I would describe the taste. She moaned wildly. Damn she humped my face and tongue, with her hand pushing the back of my head futher between her legs. Damn she should be paying my dumb ass! She leched all over me Oh well we didn't need those two packets of lube from the front desk. Ok where was I.
I raised up, Its time for the Chocolate Jackhammer to 'SMASH' like the Hulk. I stood at the foot of the bed, she didn't hesitate for a second! She slid down and raised both legs, with her feet pointed straight out! My condom still being on after all of this, plus with the help of my packman power pill aka Cialis or vitamin C, I was ready to begin wrecking this blonde barbie. I smashed through her barrier, she moaned loudly. Then the slow thrust got more rapid, and stronger. Pretty soon I'm pounding her, she like Azul took it like a champ, with that arch in her back she moaned and screamed (finally a screamer!). LOL! After hear mas! Mas! I let out my Horse Sound. Lmao. WTF? She immediately started cracking up, I started laughing, I couldn't believe I just did that!
Barbie, then started to mount me! Cg, position she slowly hovered over me, inserted the Chocolate Jackhammer. Then she started her downward journey, she being so tight, a bit shallower than Azul, she couldn't quite bottom out. But I didn't care she engulfed at least 80% of the Chocolate jackhammer and it was smooth as silk, after a while she did cg, and was jumping up and down, it was awesome! Now I layed her back on the bed, sucked her toes some more, now she rolled over for perro or doggystyle. Barbie was a pro, she was high up on all fours I'm standing at the end of the bed, being 6 ft 3 315lbs, I'm about to "give it to her"I insert the Chocolate Jackhamer, and started pumping like hydraulics, she screamed some more, well now Barbie tried to run, after each and every death stroke, well Barbie started moving forward trying to get away. So my big ass went after that fine ass. AI climbed on the bed, with my hands under her waiste and pulled that ass up, will still power dicking Barbie, he screams got louder, but Barbie had one last bit of fight left in her, surprisingly she pounded the pillow, screamed then she reached between her legs, lowered her chest and grabbed the back of my nut sack, and began to massage the back of my nutts! I tried to compensate by, now completely, baring down and long dicking her! She screamed but she conquered me! T-Minus 5 seconds to Leche Impact! 4. 3.2. 1. Leche Volcano. The Chocolate Jackhammer melted down to jello pudding, The Hulk was now a puny naked Dr Bruce Banner!
We cuddled after that I gave her a short back rub, she showered then escorted her back to Hong Kong, tip the rob guy and I just chilled watching the show. Okay guys get ready to let me HAVE IT. 700 pesos I PROUDLY admit to giving her 1100 pesos, over paid and PROUD OF IT. We were in my room for honestly a bit over 2 hours! And I would do it again. Matter of fact I'm going back soon to repeat with Barbie Blonde at Hong Kong (HIGH RECOMMEND HER!) (Azul also HIGHLY RECOMMENDED)
Hong Kong club 100% must do. Nothing else come close. Peace DeepMmpactt. Westside!
LOL! Cachorrondo! Thats Funny!
[QUOTE=Cachorrondo; 1340355]Hey, I remember your Shirt and your cap. It is funny. And actually, my controlling girlfriend asked me : "What does Caballo negro Means?" I told her: "That, a Caballo Negro". She thought it was some kind of code or secret meaning.
Now I see from where it comes the nickname! Hahahaha You should change your nick to "Caballo Negro". Well. DeepMmpactt makes sense too.
Next time I see my girlfriend. I will explain her from where the Caballo Negro Shirt. She will get scared after hearing the 10. 5" Story! Hahahahaha.
-Cachorrondo[/QUOTE]Next time, tell your girlfriend, she has nothing to fear. I'm really a 5ft short guy, but you've seen my BIG ASS, so I can't lie to you, because you know better. Hahaha. One day I'm going to have several streetgirl success story. Maybe your Girlfriend Is on to something, El Caballo Negro, could be my new secret code name for, 'Stay the Hell Away from Me' or It sucks to be me'. Lmao. Hopefully next time It would be my pleasure to shake your hand. And you Have to make my stupid Horse sound. Hahaha. Peace My Brother. DeepMmpactt aka El Caballo Negro.