I have never been to a pool party. Most of the times I have been in bed banging a girl who would have placed in the top 100 if she had entered the contest. It gives me an idea now to hand out my own blue ribbons!
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I have never been to a pool party. Most of the times I have been in bed banging a girl who would have placed in the top 100 if she had entered the contest. It gives me an idea now to hand out my own blue ribbons!
[QUOTE=DCups;2281136]I had a good time at Scorebirds pool party two years ago and did one of the finalists.[/QUOTE]I bet that looks well on her resume.
[QUOTE=PedroMorales;2281294]I bet that looks well on her resume.[/QUOTE]Maybe / maybe not but she sure looks good on mine, Pedro!
I think wild orchid yearly or monthly one is coming up soon, hear good stuff about, I keep missing it three years in a row.
[QUOTE=DCups;2281556]Maybe / maybe not but she sure looks good on mine, Pedro![/QUOTE]Now that's an ace answer.
[QUOTE=RickRock;2279217]There are other poor countries in the world. Indeed some poorer, even though they might not look like it. They don't necessarily eat the same garbage. And this is of course reflected in the way they look. Same with other poor countries where the girls don't routinely get knocked up while in high school. So you don't see the baby bellies in them that you see in the Philippines.
The Philippines is unique in facing an obesity epidemic and widespread undernourishment at the same time. It takes a particular mixed of slop to come up with that kind of result.
I know Filipinos in the US who make six figures. They don't change their diet. They still eat pig face, swine brain, hog intestines, chicken feet, bull penis, marshmallow hotdogs and chocolate covered fish rice. And they're all fat and out of shape.[/QUOTE]Once Filipinas arrive in the USA, they are in Hog Heaven thanks to cheap abundant pork parts. They get to gorging themselves on huge servings of pig face, pig trotters, and hog balls. Within a year, they add more than 20 pounds and look like a sack of rice. The mongers who imported them married slim petite sex machines but now awake with short fat ogres in their beds.
[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2282581]The mongers who imported them married slim petite sex machines but now awake with short fat ogres in their beds.[/QUOTE]The short fat ogre is sucking his bank account dry and supporting about 30 useless relatives back in the province. Hope he thinks it's worth it.
Hey CM, do any trike drivers ever make it to the USA?
[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2282765]The short fat ogre is sucking his bank account dry and supporting about 30 useless relatives back in the province. Hope he thinks it's worth it.
Hey CM, do any trike drivers ever make it to the USA?[/QUOTE]Yes. Dreams do come through for trike drivers too! Once the short fat Pinay gets her USA Citizenship, she often divorces the old Kano, and takes his house and nest egg. She will then petition to bring her young trike driver to live with her in the USA. The odds of this happening are high if she has kids with the trike driver before meeting the horny Kano ex-husband. In many cases, the trike driver boyfriend or husband is in on the scheme from the start.
I know a Filipina nanny who was sending remittances from Canada to her trike driver boyfriend, which he put to good use fucking girls in the nanny's house in the Philippines. She visited him after getting her Canadian permanent residency and he bred her during her stay. She returned to Canada with a Pinoy stowaway in her guts. LOL! Shortly after giving birth, she petitioned to bring the father over. The happy Pinoy family is now living off Canada's generous welfare system.
So much for them preferring Westerners to Pinoy trike driver boyfriends, as there is no shortage of young white men in Canada and the USA. It seems that once the Westerner is no longer needed for migratory benefits and financial support, he becomes much less appealing than a young trike driver with strong quads and stiff 3-inch prick. LOL!
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Hey CM, do any trike drivers ever make it to the USA?[/QUOTE]No, they drown in the pacific ocean because they run out of gasoline.
[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2282581]Once Filipinas arrive in the USA, they are in Hog Heaven thanks to cheap abundant pork parts. They get to gorging themselves on huge servings of pig face, pig trotters, and hog balls. Within a year, they add more than 20 pounds and look like a sack of rice. The mongers who imported them married slim petite sex machines but now awake with short fat ogres in their beds.[/QUOTE]It's not just the pork which makes these bittches fat. In addition to large servings of rice at least twice a day with the pork, they eat cheese, butter and wash it all down with full cream milk. When they go to the mall, it's time to gulp down a venti sized frappe at Starbucks to go with the three krispy kremes. Within three months in her rich western host country, she has turned into a fat cow. Furthermore, while she used to walk to the jeepney stand or the market to buy vegetables, she now gets driven around in the mongers' SUV, further preventing her from burning any calories.
Now the poor pinay had no access to this largesse back home where all she got was a bowl of pagpag or a packet of 10 peso rice to eat once a day. Hence she was able to keep her washboard stomach to attract her unsuspecting prey.
Don't forget whereas we see it as getting fat, they see the large meals and layer of blubber as proof that they have made it at last and it's a status symbol to be grazing in the long paddock.
[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2283199]It's not just the pork which makes these bittches fat. In addition to large servings of rice at least twice a day with the pork, they eat cheese, butter and wash it all down with full cream milk. When they go to the mall, it's time to gulp down a venti sized frappe at Starbucks to go with the three krispy kremes. Within three months in her rich western host country, she has turned into a fat cow. Furthermore, while she used to walk to the jeepney stand or the market to buy vegetables, she now gets driven around in the mongers' SUV, further preventing her from burning any calories.
Now the poor pinay had no access to this largesse back home where all she got was a bowl of pagpag or a packet of 10 peso rice to eat once a day. Hence she was able to keep her washboard stomach to attract her unsuspecting prey.[/QUOTE]
Are you guys all posting about your personal experiences?
[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2283199]It's not just the pork which makes these bittches fat. In addition to large servings of rice at least twice a day with the pork, they eat cheese, butter and wash it all down with full cream milk. When they go to the mall, it's time to gulp down a venti sized frappe at Starbucks to go with the three krispy kremes. Within three months in her rich western host country, she has turned into a fat cow. Furthermore, while she used to walk to the jeepney stand or the market to buy vegetables, she now gets driven around in the mongers' SUV, further preventing her from burning any calories.
Now the poor pinay had no access to this largesse back home where all she got was a bowl of pagpag or a packet of 10 peso rice to eat once a day. Hence she was able to keep her washboard stomach to attract her unsuspecting prey.[/QUOTE]Yes. Once they get off the pagpag diet, they eat as if they are making up for the lost decades when their favorite high calorie feeds were moderately difficult to acquire. The weight gain on cheap junk food in the West is explosive. In a matter of months, the washboard abs disappear and the monger has his very own Pinay version of Miss Piggy with attitude included. LOL! Miss Piggy will then post selfies on social media showing off her new rotund figure to her mates back in the Philippines, and all will praise her on how fat and sexy she has become in Poriner Land.
[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2283061]....................I know a Filipina nanny who was sending remittances from Canada to her trike driver boyfriend, which he put to good use fucking girls in the nanny's house in the Philippines. She visited him after getting her Canadian permanent residency and he bred her during her stay. She returned to Canada with a Pinoy stowaway in her guts. LOL! Shortly after giving birth, she petitioned to bring the father over. The happy Pinoy family is now living off Canada's generous welfare system...............[/QUOTE]That Pinoy trike driver is da boss.
I have a saying htat if you want to know how the girl will age, have a look at her mother.