Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Tiradentes]Crumbling infrastructures, polluted beaches, tirotios that on a weekly basis close the highways to the airport, favelas all over the places, crimes, thefts, abductions, assassinations, unpredictable weathers, pickpocketing, shit on shoes, etc....

Yet the suits in Denmark choose Rio.

Hosting an Olympic event is a privilege and not a right.

Rio did not deserve to host the Olympics.[/QUOTE]I am very happy Rio will host the games.

Congratulations

What is a whinge?

[QUOTE=Bravo]What is a whinge?[/QUOTE]

That's Aussie spelling for whine.

Billy Boy was disappointed but he is not whinging about it. Say it with a nasal twang. :)

[QUOTE=Bravo]What is a whinge?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/whinge[/url]

whinge - 2 dictionary results

–verb (used without object), whinged, whing⋅ing. British and Australian Informal. to complain; whine.

[QUOTE=Poucolouco]Billy Boy was disappointed[/QUOTE]Not 100% correct my friend.

How could anybody ever be 'disappointed' with a trip to Rio?

Surprised YES - disappointed NO.

Accommodation:

Originally wanted to book this apartment - [url]http://www.rioapartments.com/0-20_aluguel_de_imoveis_conjugado_copacabana/[/url] - US$75 / night - but it was not available for this period. Had this apartment booked - US$90 / night - [url]http://www.rioapartments.com/0-46_aluguel_de_imoveis_conjugado_quarto_e_sala_copacabana/[/url] - but you just can’t give those w.h.o.r.e.s a serious workout with that hard sided bed – so settled on this apartment through Amerioca Tours – Apt 1205 - [url]http://www.amerioca.net/onebedrooms.html[/url] - US$100 / night.

Could not recommend Amerioca high enough – Don was superb. He even helped me explain the address to Karlas to help me get the first 2 w.h.o.r.e.s there – and he also got me home from 4 x 4 when I just could not get the taxi driver to understand where I wanted to go – perfect customer service.

Food:

Dinner - Billy was so disappointed to find Kilogram closed for remodeling. I usually eat here most nights – settled for a place opposite which was called Cena I think – same deal – paid on weight – but quality nowhere near as good as Kilogram.

Cena did have an ‘all you can eat’ pizza deal which was cool – they continually bring different pizzas to your table and you can have a slice or 2 of many different varieties for R20 I think – not sure on price – but it was quite reasonable.

Breakfast - Billy ate at Lopes every morning. Morning to Billy in Rio is 11am to midday – Lopes would cook whatever I wanted – cheap also. Great coffee. To get to Lopes from Rua Almirante Goncalves – cross across Avenida N S Copacabana and turn left – walk 2 or 3 blocks – go past Police Station – another block or 2 and it is on your right.

Agencies:

As usual had 1 or 2 girls from Karla / Scortshow every day at 1pm. When I was there 2 years ago there was a girl who answered the phone in Karlas who spoke English – this time no English at all. Don from Amerioca explained the address for first visit – girls brought the book – from there on easy. I got the girls to call Karla and arranged the next day’s delights before they left.

Some of the Karla girls are less than stunning – the pictures in the book are certainly flattering to the girls – but the performance of EVERY girl I had was faultless.

Interesting point here is that 2 days after I returned from Rio Karla's update their web site to incorporate an 'english' version also. May help a bit if you cannot read / speak Port - but pretty useless if those answering phones don't speak english.

Termas:

Luomo’s first day – 2 or 3 stunners – but tailed off quickly IMHO. Had 3 superb girls here over 2 visits – I love this place.

Monte Carlo – really average line-up – really had to struggle to find something suitable – but again service sublime.

Solarium – exactly same deal as Monte Carlo. I am not sure which of these 2 it was but when I visited one all the girls were in kinda sexy street clothes – fucking hated it – had to work doubly hard to check the bodies.

4 x 4 – This was the third time I have been to 4 x 4 – first time I sampled w.h.o.r.e.s there. First visit 3 years ago it was closed for renovations – second visit 2 years ago the guy I went with suffered an asthma attack 5 minutes after we got there – this time no such bad luck.

Arrived at approx 3.30pm – had the first stunner naked before 5 – followed with a second session with a stunning blonde – R210 for an hour in a standard suite both sessions is great value.

Could easily spend all day in 4 x 4.

Centaurus – Did not make it this time – I fucked up the days and Sunday ended up the day I had for Centaurus. YES – many of you will say I missed nothing. I do not agree – 3 previous visits there had clearly yielded the best quality girls I saw in Termas IMHO. YES – cost higher – but I do not go to Rio to penny pinch.

Help – Was in Help every night – YES I know many of you will immediately think this classifies Billy as a ‘retard’. Billy loves being in bars surrounded by w.h.o.r.e.s – Billy loves Help – if only they would not make the drinks so strong – clouds ones judgment.

Seriously did not think overall quality was up to what it was 2 years ago – a small handful of stunners – those asking R400 to 500. Took a girl from here each night at R200 – EVERY one was a stellar performer – but Billy does treat them well.

General – You quickly forget just how good Rio is – it is not until you are actually back on the ground knee deep in w.h.o.r.e.s that you realize this is as close to ‘PARADISE” as life on earth could be. Whilst I have to travel half way across the world – 35+ hours to get there and 40 odd hours to get home – it is still ‘PARADISE” and must not be missed.

Thanks in advance for the help of you experienced Rio guys! I need to get out of the States over Christmas and have never been to Rio. I've been to other countries at this time and it usually has about a 50% reduction in ladies to play with. Is that the case in Rio too or because of the larger population will I still be able to have a good selection to pick from.

Again, thanks for your input!

Good to see you back in the saddle BBB! I feel the same way about Help.

[QUOTE=Cho 637]Good to see you back in the saddle BBB! I feel the same way about Help.[/QUOTE]Have not been out of the saddle mate - just been riding a different pony.

Rio so far from Australia - I have been to Angeles City 24 times in last 3 years - 2 to 4 day stopovers on way to or from China.

Consistently run into Wes, Disco, X Man, Singhop, Saywoow - many of the old UMV gang.

But as good as AC is - nothing compares to Rio - Brazilians are just the BEST w.h.o.r.e.s.

[QUOTE=Bad Boy Billy]Dinner - Billy was so disappointed to find Kilogram closed for remodeling. I usually eat here most nights – settled for a place opposite which was called Cena I think – same deal – paid on weight – but quality nowhere near as good as Kilogram.[/QUOTE]

Bob Dole thinks Bad Boy Billy might be his long lost Aussie cousin. That's what Bob Dole thinks.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ApPllm1ZfA[/url]

[QUOTE=Lukasek]So far as here it seems slow in the last days, I share something.

This time I got 7 girls from termas, 3 from 4x4, 2 from solarium, 1 from luomo and from montecarlo too.

During my first trip, my favourite terma was solarium, but during this trip both the girls were a... disaster.

However I can say it was my fault, cause with the first one I was in hurry, not much patience to "test" her and she was smarter too. She was one of the few that are older than 30 yo, nice face and smile, but big ass. She was smart as, when we spoke, she seems very friendly, but once in cabine after less than half minute of bbbj wanted to start immediately sex; even FK in cabine was not nice as at the bar. I should understood even cause she was almost the only one girl alone for all the time, neither customers or the other girls went to speak with her....just me LOL.
The second one was a bit drunk and instead to mean more fun in cabine, it turned to make her so lazy I got the feeling she paid me as she wanted daty and only a bit of bbbj.

However despite these 2 girls, all the others were fabulous as you can expect from terma girls.

4x4 for me it is a solid guarantee of GFE, yes it has the little bad point that it get so crowded that it is often hard to find a place where to sit down a while, so I never was able to have quite long and nice conversation with the girl, but once in cabine....you forgot how many hours it took you to get to Rio :)

Luomo and Montecarlo has for me a bit higher quality of girls, even if, obviously, much less choice, but with the good point that you can really relax there, as if you was in normal bar full of girls in bikini, these 2 termas do not have the feeling of sex factory that has 4x4.
To sit down and have nice conversation with the girl, for me it is part of the fun too.

I "regret" I did not see Centaurus, as I know it is very expensive and the rip off terma, but in january I saw there really many beautiful girls, so next trip I will go there and not on sunday as this time ;)

Cheers[/QUOTE]Hey Lukasek,

I posted this question back a couple pages but didn't receive a response from you, not sure if you missed or just didn't want to respond? Anyway, what's the name of the girl and which terma does she work at that you took the photo's of?

Thanks!

RS911

[QUOTE=Bad Boy Billy] US$1,290 business class Sydney-LAX-Rio and return?

Impossible? Nah - booked and paid for.[/QUOTE]

I would appreciate your help in getting that price for business class from the US.

Great report and awesome pics BBB!
I also would like more info on how you got that deal for business class.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Crchico]Thanks in advance for the help of you experienced Rio guys! I need to get out of the States over Christmas and have never been to Rio. I've been to other countries at this time and it usually has about a 50% reduction in ladies to play with. Is that the case in Rio too or because of the larger population will I still be able to have a good selection to pick from.

Again, thanks for your input![/QUOTE]

You you may see a 50%+ decline in the line up of available girls as most will spend that time with their families. However, you should still be able to get some actions. A word of advise: for Christmas day and New year's day, make sure you arrange something with a girl you've previously been with as on those days, not much hobby wise going on.

Welcome to the Marvelous City, you'll have the time of your life. :)

[QUOTE=The Watcher]I would appreciate your help in getting that price for business class from the US.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sprite13]I also would like more info on how you got that deal for business class. [/QUOTE]Billy is more than happy to share the info guys but there are a couple of problems involved.

1. You definitely need to OWN or have COMPLETE CONTROL of the company you work for. There are a series of somewhat complicated financial transactions involved - you need to have COMPLETE CONTROL of the finances of a company.

2. Here is the big problem - I will never put this in writing - I need to be sitting beside you and explain it to you step by step. It took me like 6 months to devise this strategy - I will never jeopardise it's potential by putting it out in the public domain. I can get it to work pretty easily here in Australia - I assume same could be acheived in other locations.

Sorry guys - but if we ever sit down over a beer or 3 it's available then.