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Thailand and Cambodia diary, day 22
(continued from the Pattaya thread)
I woke with a sore throat and a dry cough, not surprising given the thick smoke from the shisha pipes in Queen last night. After I checked out I took a motorbike taxi to Pattaya's bus station. There are three regular buses to Bangkok and I opted for the one bound for Ekamai as it is on the Skytrain route. The ticket cost 124 baht and after a 20 minute wait I was on my way back to Bangkok. If you prefer the convenience of taxis (or travel with more luggage than me) you can book a taxi directly to the airport from any hotel in Pattaya for between 1000 to 1200 baht.
Sitting behind me were two British guys, one middle-aged and the other early twenties. The older of the two told an amusing story of how he went for a massage and after ten minutes the woman asked 'boom boom sir? '. He told the story like it was the most shocking thing in the world. The younger guy asked 'was she pretty? ' with a laugh that made me suspect that he'd dabbled with a few of these kind of massages himself. Naturally it bought them on to the thorny subject of prostitution. 'I couldn't pay a girl for sex' said the older guy, 'it's wrong'.
My phone vibrated in my pocket. It was a message from Nok, the girl I met in Honey 2. 'Remember me? ' she asked and I texted her back, saying 'how could I forget! ' I told her I was going back to England today and she replied 'come back soon'. I then texted Lin, the 10/10 girl from Lisa Bar. We'd talked about the possibility of meeting for dinner but sadly I didn't have time to see her again. I told her that I hoped to see her next time I'm in Pattaya. 'See you soon' she replied. I like to sleep with lots of girls on my trips but it's easy to see how you could fall for a girl like Lin.
It was a comfortable journey. The bus had lots of leg-room and a toilet at the back. After a few hours we pulled in to the concrete jungle of Bangkok. We crawled through heavy traffic down Sukhumvit Road, the Skytrain towering overhead, until we pulled in to Ekamai station.
It was 4pm and I had three hours before I needed to be at the airport. That meant time for one last girl. Massage parlours like Tulip, EZ Massage, Mango and Snow White are all raved about online but I had my luggage with me so wanted to go somewhere I knew. I decided to go back to NATAREE for one last soapy massage.
I took the Skytrain to Asok and then walked downstairs to the underground station where I got a 10 minute train to Huay Kwang. A cute little Thai girl stared at me for the entire duration of the underground journey. I suspect she'd never seen a white man before. I left the train station through exit 3 and walked the short distance to Nataree.
The time was 4. 25pm when I stepped inside. My flight was at 8. 30pm. That meant I had time to pick a girl, fuck her and then be on my way to the airport at 6pm. I estimated it would take about an hour which meant I'd arrive at Suvarnabhumi Airport at 7pm. It was tighter than I hoped. If I could save time by picking a girl quickly it would save a lot of stress.
Once again it was busy with girls and there were lots of Asian customers. I ordered a drink and surveyed the room. There were probably 50 girls sat around. The older girls in the fishbowl were available for 2000 baht while those around the lounge cost 2600. Some sat on couches around the perimeter of the room, others on stools near the entrance. The youngest seemed to gather on the seats in front of the fishbowl.
The papasan walked me around and introduced me to the girls. As always there was lots of eye-candy. I took a seat and spotted the sophisticated girl I had been tempted by on my visit to Nataree at the start of my trip. When she saw me looking she quickly looked away. In stark contrast a cute girl near the entrance smiled and waved whenever I looked over. I was pleased I couldn't see Amy because although she was a sweetheart, I wanted to fuck a different girl this time.
Time was marching on. 20 minutes had raced by and I needed to make my choice. I opted for the girl who kept smiling to me. She would provide a far more enjoyable experience than the sophisticated girl, who was very pretty but had the makings of a 'starfish'. I walked over to her and she giggled when I took her by the hand and led her to the counter. I handed over 2600 baht and she held my hand tightly as we took the lift up to the 3rd floor.
I don't think I've met such a giggly girl. She couldn't stop smiling and in the room she told me 'I love you' before collapsing across my lap and laughing hysterically. 'You ting tong! ' I told her. Her name was Noy, she was from Chiang Mai and she spoke good English. As we waited for our drinks, she unzipped my trousers and began stroking me until I was hard. 'Big banana' she said and held her arm against my dick, implying that they were the same width. Suddenly there was a knock at the door and the waiter walked in. Noy quickly threw a towel over me and giggled like a naughty schoolgirl as I paid for the drinks.
She ran the bath and we stripped our clothes off. She had a slim body with small but firm tits. We got in to the bath and she sat cross-legged, inviting me to sit on her lap facing her and then lie back and relax while she washed me. As a result my dick was thrust up at her. Usually the bath follows the same routine in massage parlours but Noy threw the rule-book out of the window and leaned forward and ran her tongue over my dick before taking it in to her mouth and sucking slow and deep. I closed my eyes and sighed. Soon I'd be leaving this all behind.
We dried ourselves and lay on the bed kissing. She then kissed my neck and slowly inched downwards, kissing my chest and drawing circles with her tongue. She teased me like this for five intensely pleasurable minutes, getting lower and lower before she slipped my dick in her mouth and began sucking. It was a great blowjob.
The sex was every bit as enjoyable with lots of different positions. At one point I lay back and she lowered herself on to me. But instead of facing me like most girls, she rode me in 'reverse cowgirl', facing away. She leant back and I held her firm tits as she really went for it, bouncing up and down as quickly as she could, her arse-cheeks slapping in to me as she groaned 'oh yeah, oh yeah'. At the foot of the bed there was a mirror, so I got a great view.
Afterwards we lay on the bed chatting. I have never met a girl who seemed so in awe of me. She kept stroking me and saying 'you so handsome' before blushing. She was like a giggly young girl meeting her favourite popstar! She told me that it was her dream to live in England. When I told her that I was flying back to England later that night, she grabbed my dick and said 'I miss your banana! ' before laughing hysterically again.
I picked Noy because although there were prettier girls, chemistry always wins over looks. It proved the right decision because, as expected, she delivered great sex. As we got changed I asked her how much of the 2600 baht she gets and she told me half. The girls don't make money if they don't get customers, so it's no wonder Noy made such an effort to attract my attention downstairs. I gave her a good tip as she'd been a fitting way to end my trip.
Just one lift serves the building so it is always crammed. Noy and I shared it with two other couples. Both girls were young and pretty but both guys (a serious-faced European and a middle-aged Asian) stood facing away from their girl. It was as if they weren't interested in treating the girl nicely after they'd fucked. I find that attitude amazing. Every girl I fucked in a massage parlour on this trip I exchanged numbers with and held hands with afterwards in the lift. Treating girls nicely isn't just about giving them tips if they deserve it, it's about treating them like human beings.
It was 6. 15pm when I stepped out of Nataree. I hauled my luggage to the nearby station and took the underground back to Sukhumvit. Directly above Sukhumvit MTS station is Asok Skytrain, from where I took the monorail to Phaya Thai. I had to wait 15 minutes for the next train and stared anxiously at my watch every two minutes. The trip to the airport took 20 minutes and I checked in at 7. 25pm, just over an hour before take-off.
Three hours later I was sat in the plane, staring out of the window and getting ready to say goodbye to Asia. Then there was an announcement telling passengers that there was a 'small technical problem' with the plane so could we all please get off. Then followed a frustrating six hour delay. I sent a text message to Owen to tell him and he replied that he was in a beer bar surrounded by pretty girls. I don't think I've ever been so jealous of anyone in my life!
The delay gave me opportunity to reflect on the trip. If it was a book, it was split in to three chapters. 'Chapter 1' was Bangkok. I only had three days to sample its delights but enjoyed visiting the gogo bars of Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza, especially Rainbow 4, Shark and Tilac. I also enjoyed soapies at Nataree and Annie's. I went with five girls in Bangkok.
Cambodia was 'Chapter 2'. In Siem Reap the temples of Angkor what are the main event with the small-but-pricy girlie scene just an added bonus for leg-weary tourists with temple fatigue. I fucked two Vietnamese girls there. Sihanoukville had a small scene but if you like beaches and girls, Philippines is the place to go. Phnom Penh on the other hand had been the real deal with lots of pretty girls available for cheap prices. I fucked five girls in Phnom Penh, including two young cuties at Le Crycee. On my next visit I will certainly explore the hostess bars more on Streets 104, 108 and 136.
Finally 'Chapter 3' was Pattaya. On my previous visit I didn't like the place (largely due to illness) but with the help of Owen and Macca I got a real flavour of what it has to offer. I was impressed by the massage parlours, the gogo bars and even the beer-bars too. It's an exciting place with lots of pretty girls. I slept with 10 great girls there.
I fucked 22 girls in total, including four I'd rate as 10/10. Joy, Alena, New and Lin. On top of that there were lots of 9/10's so in terms of quality, this trip delivered. As for service, I couldn't complain either. I'd had two threesomes and enough great sex to keep me happy until my next trip.
On the down-side, I didn't have a girl stay with me for long-time on the whole trip. That was partly due to the higher prices in Bangkok and Pattaya and also because I planned to go with two girls a day in Phnom Penh and Pattaya so needed to give Lancelot Junior a well deserved rest. Also Thailand's gogo girls seem more geared to short-time these days. Compare that to Angeles where girls of a similar quality can be bar-fined for half the price and would stay all night. You can't beat the feeling of drowsily waking up in the morning and seeing a young hottie sleeping next to you.
But while Thailand can no longer be considered a cheap pay-for-play destination (at least for someone like me who enjoys soapy massages and targets young gogo girls) , it undoutedly remains the most exciting and varied sex scene in Asia. On the plane back to England, I was already planning my return trip to the Land of Smiles.
THE END.
Ps I would like to thank everyone who contributes reports and (accurate) info to this forum, who helped me plan such an enjoyable trip. I hope you enjoyed reading. Lancelot
Bizarro World. Fun night. Drain my nuts. Iron fist.
meet what i thought was a normal girl. get rapey and fuck her bareback right away. cum too quick.
get 8 beers at 7-11, drink in my room and give her a more dignified boning.
bored and go shoot a dozen games of pool. drink our asses off. she is really good and tells me she makes money pool hustling but i'm playing best in my life and pulling shots out my ass, drunk out my ass, better feeling then sex. spend 900 baht. not cool.
come home and hit it before passing out. wake up, wiggle my dick in it and smash again.
but now hear this girl's hustle. throughout the night the girl made several comments that her uncle is big police chief in bangkok. blindsides me and asks for money in the morning with hands open up. brings up uncle again. i joke, ok i run to cambodia now. 1000 on pool and drinks was all my budget allotted for. she asks for money again and i say if you want to be a bad girl i can be a really bad boy and am going to fuck her up the ass and stick my dick in her mouth for bringing up her uncle. she giggles. i have all my change on the counter. 200 on there, tell her to take it for ride home and to get the fuck out in a sweet way. she takes 20 baht.
one and done.
bizarro land.