I went to the supermarket yesterday and heard this song and thought I had walked into Sharks.
Close your eyes and listen to it and you will think you are in Sharks.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9a4geJGsjU[/URL]
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I went to the supermarket yesterday and heard this song and thought I had walked into Sharks.
Close your eyes and listen to it and you will think you are in Sharks.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9a4geJGsjU[/URL]
[QUOTE=Turgid;2521513]I went to the supermarket yesterday and heard this song and thought I had walked into Sharks.
Close your eyes and listen to it and you will think you are in Sharks.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9a4geJGsjU[/URL][/QUOTE]Not quite, you miss the 'zimmer baby' or 'I tell you what I make in the room' noises! LOL.
[QUOTE=Turgid;2521513]I went to the supermarket yesterday and heard this song and thought I had walked into Sharks.
Close your eyes and listen to it and you will think you are in Sharks.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9a4geJGsjU[/URL][/QUOTE]Walking through the fruit and veg section with a hard-on...
[QUOTE=Turgid;2521513]I went to the supermarket yesterday and heard this song and thought I had walked into Sharks.
Close your eyes and listen to it and you will think you are in Sharks.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9a4geJGsjU[/URL][/QUOTE]This is for French, bon appetite. Girls saying gut appetite.
[QUOTE=CitizenKane;2521574]Walking through the fruit and veg section with a hard-on...[/QUOTE]Hahaha. "Excuse me sir, your zucchini is showing."
[QUOTE=RockyV;2521533]Not quite, you miss the 'zimmer baby' or 'I tell you what I make in the room' noises! LOL.[/QUOTE]I swear if any girl here says to me ¨Where you go?¨ I'll discharge.
[QUOTE=Turgid;2521865]I swear if any girl here says to me Where you go? I'll discharge.[/QUOTE]Of course. Almost forgot the 'Where you go?' or the slightly more endearing version 'Where you go, baby?' LOL.
Any guesses on when Sharks and other places might open again?
[QUOTE=Hktj26;2531796]Any guesses on when Sharks and other places might open again?[/QUOTE]Here we go again. Look no one knows for now, it's still a waiting game.
At least Germany has decided some targets to open up when the number of cases drop, it looks as if when cases drop to 35 per 100,000 then they will start to open schools, then if the cases don't rise after two weeks then the distancing rules will be relaxed. After another two weeks if the cases are still below that number then restaurants and hotels, group sports will be allowed. That's all that has been said so far. Look at Easter as the earliest possible date but don't count on it and certainly don't book a trip.
[QUOTE=Hktj26;2531796]Any guesses on when Sharks and other places might open again?[/QUOTE]Of course, just now Merkel hold a conf. And she was explaining that the opening of the FKK and especially Shark were her first priorities therefore opening will take place next Monday take it easy. There is life without FKK and P6, sex is still available everywhere you just need to seduce a person.
[QUOTE=Downandup;2531988]Here we go again. Look no one knows for now, it's still a waiting game.
At least Germany has decided some targets to open up when the number of cases drop, it looks as if when cases drop to 35 per 100,000 then they will start to open schools, then if the cases don't rise after two weeks then the distancing rules will be relaxed. After another two weeks if the cases are still below that number then restaurants and hotels, group sports will be allowed. That's all that has been said so far. Look at Easter as the earliest possible date but don't count on it and certainly don't book a trip.[/QUOTE]When Germany is thinking to close borders with cousin Austria and Czech Republic, to protect better.
[QUOTE=Hktj26;2531796]Any guesses on when Sharks and other places might open again?[/QUOTE]You seem to have plucked a nerve with other members by asking about Sharks reopening. We can only wait and follow the news about re-opening public places at the moment. The situation in Germany is improving and vaccinations are taking off well. There is the highest number of people fully vaccinated (I. E. Two full doses) and they may introduce vaccination passports to enter public places. On the Sharks front, some people have reported some renovation works going on-site, but I don't have any other information on that. Let's hope they will re-open by Summer and, in the meantime, save money, keep fit and prepare for the grand re-opening!
[QUOTE=RockyV;2532385]You seem to have plucked a nerve with other members by asking about Sharks reopening. We can only wait and follow the news about re-opening public places at the moment. The situation in Germany is improving and vaccinations are taking off well. There is the highest number of people fully vaccinated (I. E. Two full doses) and they may introduce vaccination passports to enter public places. On the Sharks front, some people have reported some renovation works going on-site, but I don't have any other information on that. Let's hope they will re-open by Summer and, in the meantime, save money, keep fit and prepare for the grand re-opening![/QUOTE]Obviously an opening date for Sharks or any FKK is purely down to speculation at this early stage.
However anyone who lives in Germany who can give relative updates on the Corona / lockdown situation over there are always appreciated as any first steps towards normality can only bring the reopening of these venues a step closer.
Living in the UK the return of regular flights without quarantine to Germany or indeed to anywhere is a few months away and only then could I turn my attention to returning to watching dozens of naked women vying for my body. Or more specifically my wallet!
Ok- I am german resident. No 15 km-radius restrictions for most of us. While some things are opening (e. G. Schools) - this opening is likely only temporary. Consensus is that there is a 3rd wave of the british mutant piling up. Numbers just start to increase yet again and since our politician are very slow, it will be likely severe. Vaccination effort is immensely slow, BTW in relative percentage points we are lagging behind UK, US etc tremendously.
If I had to guess, there won't be an re-opening of amusement parks, nightclubs and FKK land before May 1. Maybe June 1 if we are lucky. My bets is currently on Aug 1.
[QUOTE=Mursenary;2532826]Not going to get first hand info about the situation in Germany right now on this forum. Not many German residents posting here right now. I only know one currently active poster who lives there. Perhaps that poster can shed some light. It sounds like the biggest restraint is the 15 km leash that people have.
A female friend in Bavaria says that border restrictions with Czech and Western Austria are due to rising case numbers in Eastern Europe and some fears of the be. 1. 1. 7 variant that is prevalent in that region. As of now, current restrictions were extended until 7. March. Their safe threshold is 35 cases per 100,000 people per week. Their current weekly incidence rate is around 65 cases per 100 K per week. Basically that's about 7000 total cases per day when they need to get to about 4000 total cases per day. Hopefully the trend of decreasing cases continues and they start easing restrictions.
My personal opinion is that the best case scenario is some clubs opening in May but that's likely too optimistic. But with vaccines distribution surely to improve, it's hard to see a situation where German society isn't mostly open by the end of the summer. Opening venues such as sex clubs obviously has the highest threshold so it is difficult to predict.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kuni042;2532893]Ok- I am german resident. No 15 km-radius restrictions for most of us. While some things are opening (e. G. Schools) - this opening is likely only temporary. Consensus is that there is a 3rd wave of the british mutant piling up. Numbers just start to increase yet again and since our politician are very slow, it will be likely severe. Vaccination effort is immensely slow, BTW in relative percentage points we are lagging behind UK, US etc tremendously.
If I had to guess, there won't be an re-opening of amusement parks, nightclubs and FKK land before May 1. Maybe June 1 if we are lucky. My bets is currently on Aug 1.[/QUOTE]Clubs opened on September when Germany managed much better on 2020 than under second wave, and if Bavarian is elected after Angela, not sure will help brothels, when closing border with Austria.