Nairobi

[QUOTE=Mombie75;1857769]Try Central park hotel, 1 min walk from Hilton, street it is on looks scruffy and is noisy but hotel is decent and best value in town. Another is Metro hotel again 1 min from Hilton in center, I have not used it but it is good value.[/QUOTE]Could not find any hotelsuggestion with the search function. Thanks for your info. Central Park seems with 3200 KSH quite resonable.

Do hotels have normally an ID-control for joiners?

I like to roam the streets. Understand not advisable by walking for a white guy at night. Can it be done by cab. Or are the cab drivers then trying to get a cut and ripping you off? Any insight?

[QUOTE=Amadeuss;1858180]Could not find any hotelsuggestion with the search function. Thanks for your info. Central Park seems with 3200 KSH quite resonable.

Do hotels have normally an ID-control for joiners?

I like to roam the streets. Understand not advisable by walking for a white guy at night. Can it be done by cab. Or are the cab drivers then trying to get a cut and ripping you off? Any insight?[/QUOTE]Metro hotel does not seem to have a website but Central park does. If your in the city center at night I have never had a problem wandering around, though I suppose I look like I can handle myself and I know Kenya very well. Central park takes the girls ID and charges you 500 ks ($5) for an extra guest.

[QUOTE=Amadeuss;1858180]I like to roam the streets. Understand not advisable by walking for a white guy at night. Can it be done by cab.[/QUOTE]Which begs the question: What are you roaming Nairobi streets for? The action just does not work that way, via a car driveby, unless you want street girls- highly unadvisable and very low quality. On a brighter note the cabs are feeling Uber pressure. They used to routinely want 1 k from CBD to Westlands, but they have come down to 500, even with the accent. I just did 5 days at Hotel Emerald in Westlands for about that price. Its directly across from Havana and they just asked for the ID. I have never paid any fee for bringing back pussy anywhere in this world, but I always book double.

Went to Simmers for a bit of nostalgia. I expected to see my green-eyed, bubble-butt former fuck buddy there, but she was not. I think she is changing her life. There was some new talent there, however, with very round basketballs hanging off their backs that were getting my attention! I took up a spot at the bar to watch football, and slam double gin and tonics, when the inevitable tap on the shoulder finally happened. I turned only to be disappointed to see an older, beer gutted Kenyan woman. Kenyan beauty truly falls off the cliff for many women by age thirty. It must be that shitty diet. She was with a an Ethiopean that also did not impress, but was fuckable. They wanted to chat me up, and since the buzz was kicking in, I felt like talking until I'm ready to find better, and I don't like being rude in the third world.

Listened to her story, blah-blah. I went to engage the Ethiopean, but she was not talking. The fat Kenyan (Kikuyu) said her friend does not know English well-hmmmm. So went back to talking with the Kenyan, but am getting nosy about the other woman. When the Ethi chick finally went to the toilet her tight dress revealed such a glorius ass that was previously hidden from view that I almost choked my drink. WTF! OK, maybe this time is not being wasted. I decided then and there I had to have it. And I had to shut the other biatch down.

It was Tue. Night and going to K1 was brought up. Good idea because if this blows up in my face somehow, I can just grab any K1 chick- and the place is full of them on Tue. The key to K1 is to come late and be already drunk, LOL! PARTAAAAYY!

We pulled up in the cab and I tell them to go inside I got to p. The Kenyan is not having that, she does not want the prize to get away. I come back and these vultures are waiting for me. Then she grabs my hand to parade in with the stud. Oh Hell no biatch! I told her we aint married, get the fuck off me! As we walk in I'm seeing all kinds of possibilities. Even saw a white girl staring a hole in me. We found a table and I make my move. Timing and execution is everything, and as usual, mine was fucked up again. I should have just left with the Ethiopean from Simmers to K1,or, I should have got her number and saved her for the next night and got something else at K1. Both options are better. Mr Nice guy brought them both.

I told the Kenyan I wanted her friend. That's when the Ethiopean started talking, LOL! Pretty good English too. She was all for it. The Kenyan chick, who was drunk by now started talking in Swahili and everybody in hearing range turned to look. Turns out she was saying she was going to kill her if she fucked me. Security dragged her away from the table, but she kept coming back to talk more shit- and loudly. Wow, my dick stock is tripled by this shit because I'm getting all kinds of looks by the females, nyce! Too bad I don't live here to collect. This is a mans country no doubt because she never once said a thing to me, and I wisely kept my mouth shut. Man of mystery, please fuck me next Gunz!

Finally got out of there with the Ethiopean, which I truly prefer over any other African woman, until they open their whiney, bitchy, spoiled mouths and ruin it. This was a very good shag and she just let me pump like a jackhammer until I got my fill. She started pissing and moaning about the 4 k. I told her take off her clothes and earn more, which she did. Kamagra must have kept me fucking her for hours just on principle, and her ass has to be the softest in Kenya. Gave her two more and sent her packing. Didn't want to hear her complain about naked pic. God bless the bubble-butt.

Simmers is certainly entertaining! The woman are never of my taste though in this place but the food is good.

Never tried or had the inclination to an Ethiopian woman.

[QUOTE=Amadeuss;1858180]Could not find any hotelsuggestion with the search function. Thanks for your info. Central Park seems with 3200 KSH quite resonable.

Do hotels have normally an ID-control for joiners?

I like to roam the streets. Understand not advisable by walking for a white guy at night. Can it be done by cab. Or are the cab drivers then trying to get a cut and ripping you off? Any insight?[/QUOTE]I took a look at Central Park but it seemed to be very low quality even for the somewhat reasonable price.

A much better option was Hotel Metro Hotel Metro [URL]http://www.rumbo.com/hotel/kenya/-/nairobi/hotel-metro-nairobi.html[/URL] at 3,500 KES / night for a single of 4,000 for a double. Clean room, good mattress, friendly service, lift and right in the middle of CBD. Did not check the restaurant, it's a lot cheaper to go out for breakfast. No problem bringing in a lady if you have booked a double.

Have a safe trip.

A friend of mine just told me of this place: [URL]http://www.tribe-hotel.com/[/URL].

For those with taste and deep pockets. You will not be seeing the Gunz here!

[QUOTE=NakedGunz;1862906]A friend of mine just told me of this place: [URL]http://www.tribe-hotel.com/[/URL].

For those with taste and deep pockets. You will not be seeing the Gunz here![/QUOTE]250 Euro / night. And the girls you bring there will demand a high parting fee, equivalent to the room rate, knowing you got the Dosh.

Not a monger hotel.

[QUOTE=NakedGunz;1862906]A friend of mine just told me of this place: [URL]http://www.tribe-hotel.com/[/URL].

For those with taste and deep pockets. You will not be seeing the Gunz here![/QUOTE]Very nice and high end hotel, been there andúmerous times, bit what does it have to do with mongering? Zero!

[QUOTE=BionicMan;1863006]bit what does it have to do with mongering? Zero![/QUOTE]Hey some guys demand the best while mongering. It depends on the man. Just putting the info out there, since this forum is filled with people that refuse to RTFF. Didn't you see how the Gunz said he won't be there. Reading a problem for you pal?

[QUOTE=GringooFuk;1865763]Which AF countries have the best model girls although I guess that's stupid question. Also about yellow fever treatment its a good idea yes? But costs money in UK.[/QUOTE]Af? You mean African I assume. Many Ethiopian women are quite pretty, some model quality. Nigeria has so many people that the gene pool allows for a wide variety of shapes, colors, sizes, etc. I would say Nigeria also. I see a lot of hot Nigerian women in Dubai with really sexy bodies. Too bad the women from both countries are so fucked up. If you fly from Kenya to Thailand, and they know it, they will ask for your shot record at the airline counter before you are allowed to leave. Thailand rule. It happened to me at Emirates counter.

[QUOTE=GringooFuk;1865763]....Also about yellow fever treatment its a good idea yes? But costs money in UK.[/QUOTE]There is almost no yellow fever in Nairobi and non in Mombasa. When you go to more western parts of Kenia you should get the vaccination. Yellow fever vaccination is obligatory when you come from another African country to Kenia. Nevertheless when I arrived at Mombasa Airport from Addis recently they did not check my International Certificate of Vaccination. And also they did not in Addis when I returned from Kenia.

Another remark to Malaria. When I go to Mombasa / Coast during the period from December to March I won't take the Lariam. After having talked with some expatriates at the coast outside the raining season the Malaria risk seems extremely low. And even when you get it, the only thing you have to do is to go to the doctor immediatly and get an vacciantion afterwards.

OK, that is a pic of Jordin Sparks- American Idol winner. I met one of the many hot Nigerians that comes to NBO on Tinder. She was a dead ringer for JS. I would say if you see a hot light-skinned cutie on Tinder-think Nigerian, not Kenyan.

They seem to be coming to Nairobi because of the competition at home. Don't forget gents Tinder is free for now and there are many women on there. Once you open the app you will be pleasantly surprised that most of them have already swiped right for you. How do you save the pics off that app? I found this JS look-a-like on Tinder that was staying in a nice hotel just around the corner from me in Westland's. She texted me with a lot of urgency. She must have been running out of money because her hotel was more expensive than mine. After much persistance from her I told her to meet me at Havana.

When I arrived she was sitting with two gents she later told me she knew becuse they were also staying at her hotel, and they just happen to be at Havana. Her urgency at getting me in bed subsided quite a bit. I guess because she had already been with one (or both these gents). In the bar she was quite focused on uploading pics and video of herself live to her audience on Instagram or whatever- she is very cute.

After introductions I found the gents to be from South Africa, two of the greatest guys you could have a beer with, very engaging, and funny. I now have an invatation there. Despite the friendly mood of the table, I'm checking her out trying to feel the vibe of these guys- who are they to her? Once she started getting handsy with me and leaning on me, then it was back on again.

Went to her hotel, La Maison Royale, we talked and got to know each other, had a little food, then got down to business. I was shagging her and she started moaning, shouted "I'm cumming", she then pushed me off her- the Gunz did not get to finish! Ok, no big deal, Gunz has been shagging a LOT and not much of a load to push out anyway. We went to sleep. Around 5 Am I wake up and start planning my day, and plans dictate that I go for round two now and leave. After draining the snake I mount her again and its getting a little sweaty and she is not liking the Gunz shag style of "SHOCK and AWE". I'm pounding her hard and ready to drop what little load I have to give when she pushed me off again with the ease of an Olympic wrestler. WTF!

Yea right here we go again, these pretty kunts think their too good to fuck! They so used to getting their way they never aim to please nobody but themselves! Shit I was really pissed, but kept my cool. Not my room, not my woman, not my country. I put on my clothes and gave her my suicide roll (three thousand rolled to look like ten with many 100 shilling notes) and walked out of the room. Needless to say I got many texts later saying I'm a cheap asshole, blah-blah!

I HATE those pretty biatches and I should have known better! All that glitters is certainly not gold! If you want to try her for better service I have the number, PM me. But I would not return.

[QUOTE=NakedGunz;1874457]

Yea right here we go again, these pretty kunts think their too good to fuck! They so used to getting their way they never aim to please nobody but themselves! Shit I was really pissed, but kept my cool. Not my room, not my woman, not my country. I put on my clothes and gave her my suicide roll (three thousand rolled to look like ten with many 100 shilling notes) and walked out of the room. Needless to say I got many texts later saying I'm a cheap asshole, blah-blah!
[/QUOTE]That suicide roll bit is hilarious! I should try it sometime.