Chandigarh. The city less beautiful
After a great Sunday weekend, decided to expand my mongering horizons. With no help from seniors and some 20 messages asking for contacts, I decided to have a decent massage with extras. Checked groupon and seeing no coupon from my regular MP, Decided to go with a newly opened spa. Called the spa and unfortunately no appointment available for yesterday, went today. Entered a saw a nice chick with nice assets sitting at the reception. Her nose ring was adding sparkles to her look. Gave the coupon and she asked me to wait for 5 minutes.
After some time, was guided to the assigned room by a NE Guy. I was sensing KLPD but kept my hopes high. Was given disposables and the guy left. Took deep breath and felt happy. 2 Minutes later same guy came in and asked me to lie down. I was like " What the fuck". Asked him that I would prefer massage by a girl. He told that with Groupon coupon only guys give massage, if I need a massage from girl, I need to pay 1000 Rs. More, Being desparado. Agreed to pay 1000 Rs.
The guy went out and sent a girl. She asked why I didn't took massage from the guy. Just smiled at her. A bit of a chit chat with her and asked where she was working before this spa. She mentioned the big 5 star Hotel chain. I was like Yah Sure. Then asked how's the massage and my reply was affirmative. She coudnt understand and said Sury " Sorry". I smiled at her again and asked to continue the massage.
Massage completed. Though she gave a hint by touching the right places in between massage, But didn't feel like asking for extra's. Was too pissed off.
Went for shower and used towels were put in.
A real bad experience.
WIR: Never.
Charges: 500 groupon coupon and 1000 rs extra for the replacement.
As I came out, the guy who came earlier asked "Sir, How was the massage"? I smiled and left. What to say. A true monger never complains.
DebonairDelhi. Clean your Inbox
Bro, Clean your inbox.
Tried sending you contacts for Chandigarh but failed.