[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2584721]Where do I find a woman like that?[/QUOTE]Perhaps we should meet when I'm in town.
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[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2584721]Where do I find a woman like that?[/QUOTE]Perhaps we should meet when I'm in town.
PM me.
You need to clear out your messages.
[QUOTE=SmokersRule;2585067]Perhaps we should meet when I'm in town.[/QUOTE]
I appreciate the information.
However, I can see from driving that there is no major sewage outlet in Barra, in contrast to the shit river between Leblon and Ipanema, and I've felt the layer of shit in the harbor at Copacabana and further inside G bay, I've felt it and smelt it be more potent when the water is warmer. That along with the agro pan handlers is why I was happy to move out of Copa.
We 7 ISG bros were out on Saturday, and this POS sales **** goes up to our group, and won't take no for an answer. Every no just means the asshole says something like, "oh, are you Vasco (looking at my mask)" and ' you must be extra large". Until I along with Gato1 say, "get the fuck out of here" and "melhor vc vai emorra" and Gato1 actually starts calling for police. At which point POS salesman goes up to Klebber, a POS with a criminal record, and starts loudly complaining about us, and saying, "this is not your country" as if we are obliged to give this jerk money.
You never get that in Barra. They don't allow it. The Gaucho-esque culture of Barra is more like the expat Germans of Porto Allegre who don't tolerate the dirty water and agro pan handlers of Copa. For me, a part German, this makes a lot of difference. I hate that shit.
I can see how bad water gets out in Barra Posto 1, since there is a big river of sorts that empties out there. I can see how that might happen closer to Barra Shopping, where there might be some of that, or out towards Recreio. But where I live there is like zero chance of major pollution of the ocean. Maybe there is, but I can go swim a half mile without checking any website, which is why I live here. It's comparable to La Jolla or Hawaii as a place for ocean swimming.
The key may be to get to some of the surf / swim / yoga schools at the beach in Barra, like the Ecolounge. Which are great places to pull no pro pussy.
[QUOTE=Xpartan;2584093]Sometimes you can see if the water is unclean and dangerous. Other times you can't, which is why there are specialized labs where water samples are analyzed and recommendations are issued on a daily basis. If anything, I would take the LNEA suggestions as basic and minimal, as in if they say impropria, don't swim there.[/QUOTE]
Is there a map of different termas someone can post the link to? I'll be there in November. I know I'd the five or six major ones but can't find info on the smaller ones. Thanks!
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2585063]There is a new DJ coming to 4 x 4 -- DJ Gringo, aka, Vagabundo.
Stay tuned!
I had a great time guest DJ'ing and dancing with the girls at 4 x4. I gladly paid the 50 r cover for the zoomba class with women I can fuck as opposed to pussy prison, and for the sauna, and the lawn chairs, and the WiFi. I need to go back and just work on my podcast and VLog materials there with Adobe premire and additions.
The new find of the day is [URL]darkroom.com.br[/URL], a new or sort of new prive with some awesome negra talent.
Earlier in the day, I went to some of the usual prives and banged the usual suspect written about often here. It was as good or better than ever. Thank god prostitution is legal in this libertine country. Fuck the puritans![/QUOTE]Couldn't agree more. Fuck the Puritans. Love this quote from HL Mencken. Just soooo true:
"Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy," LOL. I still laugh every time I read it.
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We 7 ISG bros were out on Saturday, and this POS sales **** goes up to our group, and won't take no for an answer. Every no just means the asshole says something like, "oh, are you Vasco (looking at my mask)" and ' you must be extra large". Until I along with Gato1 say, "get the fuck out of here" and "melhor vc vai emorra" and Gato1 actually starts calling for police. At which point POS salesman goes up to Klebber, a POS with a criminal record, and starts loudly complaining about us, and saying, "this is not your country" as if we are obliged to give this jerk money.[/QUOTE]I would expect it in Cartagena, but Rio? In over 20 years I've never experienced anything like that. Quite the contrary, panhandlers in Copa used to be quiet and content with whatever they were getting, not unlike their brethren in New York. Street peddlers could be a bit pushy, but there were certain humor and politeness about them, making interactions with them almost fun (to me at least). Things must've gotten really shitty down there.
P.S. Who or what is Klebber?
Hi guys,
Does anybody can recommend any online sources in Rio. I'm planing a trip right now.
The only one I know is [URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/[/URL].
Does Tinder, Badoo etc work pretty well?
Thanks guys.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2585063]There is a new DJ coming to 4 x 4 -- DJ Gringo, aka, Vagabundo.
Stay tuned!
I had a great time guest DJ'ing and dancing with the girls at 4 x4. I gladly paid the 50 r cover for the zoomba class with women I can fuck as opposed to pussy prison, and for the sauna, and the lawn chairs, and the WiFi. I need to go back and just work on my podcast and VLog materials there with Adobe premire and additions.
The new find of the day is [URL]darkroom.com.br[/URL], a new or sort of new prive with some awesome negra talent.
Earlier in the day, I went to some of the usual prives and banged the usual suspect written about often here. It was as good or better than ever. Thank god prostitution is legal in this libertine country. Fuck the puritans![/QUOTE]You going to be the DJ next Wednesday night? I should be there with my agent.
[QUOTE=SteveOhh;2585407]Hi guys,
Does anybody can recommend any online sources in Rio. I'm planing a trip right now.
The only one I know is [URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/[/URL].
Does Tinder, Badoo etc work pretty well?
Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]PA is an advertising site. Everyone can pay and advertise there. Some scammers, some gems, and everything in between. You just don't know.
The only source you (and everyone else) needs in Rio is gparena. Seriously.
[QUOTE=SteveOhh;2585407]Hi guys,
Does Tinder, Badoo etc work pretty well?
Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]These platforms produced nothing for me, as mentioned gparena is the go to resource. But altho there is some B&S on PA it is sometimes worth the gamble for the price being paid, just walk if you are not happy. I've had a couple of bait & switch which turned into nice sessions. Sometimes 3 girls work out of one apartment and I think use one profile. For 150/200 reais it's not a problem if it doesn't work out. Especially in Copa if you can't be bothered going to Centro.
[QUOTE=TravelGuy79;2585249]Is there a map of different termas someone can post the link to? I'll be there in November. I know I'd the five or six major ones but can't find info on the smaller ones. Thanks![/QUOTE]Yes, here on ISG. Look at the User blogs for the Rio de Janeiro Map thread. Map was created by World Travel 69. He's created maps for a lot of cities / countries.
I Will Sing for Jameson's.
But I dance with strippers for free.
Bring your civil bombeiro uniform with these tags.
Ret.
Vagabundo.
DJ.
Porta dos fundos.
Gringo.
Rihanna.
And your cowboy boots.
And stacks of 2 reais notes.
I will be spinning Rihanna, Felipe Ret, oriente.
Taking requests for cash.
Haha.
[QUOTE=Anaggie;2585430]You going to be the DJ next Wednesday night? I should be there with my agent.[/QUOTE]
It is Wednesday night.
I picked up Ana Foxxx on the metro, at Botafogo. Jimmy Boy and I patrolled downtown, including Regus, for those of you who want a mobile office. Since Jimmy Boy is a Swiss Bank Regulator, he has a Regus office to examine the church's books. We had a gangbang with all of [URL]BradMontana.com[/URL]'s talent there. We charged it to the account of the Russian Consulate, under plumbing, since the hookers pissed on the former President of the United States.
That last about the Russians is pure bullshit.
So, Vagabundo fucked Ana in her tight ass, which she upcharged Vagabundo to 500 for. Since she is riding the metro, it is the same cost. See how that works?
The following is good music to fuck to, according to our top intelligence asset in country.
Ad usam nostrorum tantum.
// Callsign Vagabundo Sends.
[QUOTE=Steve9696;2585339]Couldn't agree more. Fuck the Puritans. Love this quote from HL Mencken. Just soooo true:
"Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy," LOL. I still laugh every time I read it.[/QUOTE]
To: Callsign Anaggie.
From: Callsign Vagabundo.
Please bring cowboy boots, size 10.5, and a cowboy hat. And chaps, leather, 2 sets. Hookers look great in chaps. Please advise cost. I will be glad to pay you in local currency.
The strippers don't like Garth Brooks, but I intend to bribe them to dance to George Strait with small bills, ie, 2 reais notes.
Also, please bring several flags of Texas, in as many sizes as possible, including velcro 3 x5 flags. Oh, and a 5. 11 Tactical Moab 10 pack in grey. That is the official pack of the ISG buttman backpacker club. The near and far recognition signal for the link up will be Texas flags on the velcro, and Vasco the Gama soccer shirts. The Texas Militia will arrive in Rio in support of Vasco the Gama soccer club in order to recruit hookers of sufficient quality for the invasion of Texas by porn, weed, and Brazilian strippers.
Also bring some Indian flags, including in the 3 x5 velcro size. The alternative link up signal is the Indian flag. The country.
I suggest flying out of DFW and picking up our personnel at Dallas Jesuit, SMU, the Bush library, and DFW Naval Air Base.
Oh, and surgical tubing (to fake the dicks that spit out water to put out the fire for the stripper v stripper baby oil wrestling show, and wet t-shirt contest). See where this is going!
Ad Usam Nostrorum Tantum.
Calsign Vagabundo Sends.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2585797]I Will Sing for Jameson's.
But I dance with strippers for free.
Bring your civil bombeiro uniform with these tags.
Ret.
Vagabundo.
DJ.[/QUOTE]
Went to Lapa about 9 PM Tuesday. All the vendors on the strip leading into it were gone and the two clubs next to and across the street from the gas station were closed. Asked a gas station attendant why and was told that Tuesday is their day off. Other clubs open and busy. Walked by Up House, the brothel on Av. Mem de Sa. Tout said free admission. Asked bouncer if could take a free look (olhada sem compromisso). Bouncer said OK. Walked in. 3 girls, all with guys. Walked out. Told bouncer no girls. No issues leaving. Had a couple of caipirinhas (8 real each) at Baronessa bar, listening to live music, and then went back to hotel.