Rio de Janeiro Reports

From about Friday, I think, I've noticed Google says Monte Carlos Termas "temporarily closed." Is that true? Can anyone confirm?

Boots on the ground soon, renting a baller place in Copa.

I'll of course visit the termas and get numbers, etc but I really like just going out at about 11, getting some drinks, and picking up. Seems that scene is hit or miss these days.

Mabs and Dolce Vita are my only two real decent options, right? I don't really want to go to Centro too much.

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2588127]502, MV 30, T 31, but they're all dead, with very few girls.[/QUOTE]What month should I go to Rio. I don't want to go to Rio unless all the termas are in full swing. Are they dead because girls are scared of catching the virus in those small spaces, or is the government mandating reduced capacity.

Further:

- bombeiro Bermuda shorts.

- rashguard long sleeve swim shirt, preferably in red (color of the lifeguards).

- bombeiro / guarda the vida ball cap (color of the lifeguard at the pool, like the lowest ranking civil servant, but still on the side of the people who carry guns legally).

The other brand you, the home viewer, can and should carry is the six sided blue universal symbol of the life saver, which is valid in Rio.

So, you go in and pick your girl, pay no more than 75 r for the half, after your interview, and you put on felipe ret, the whole album on your phone, and you go for it. There are always 18 year old ana foxxx, kira noir, gina Valentina clones there. There are always the same at mosaico.

OK, if you are a senhor athens and you only fuck seka platinum blondes in tier 1 termas who agree to your proctological pictures, it's not for you. If you like 18 year old porn star quality new talent, VM is a good spot. Again, Elisa Sanches is well known among the girls in VM, they pick Elisa Sanches porn on the overnights, and they say, "Elisa sanches comes to VM, she come to Mosaico". Vagabundo has seen her and her peers there, and elisa sanches is not even near the top of the pack in terms of the morena clara new talent who is regularly at VM. The best members of this board who shall go unnamed like VM for that reason.

Go in pairs, during the day, figure out where 52 is, walk around get comfortable, be confident you and your battle buddy can get a quick uber, or even call 190 (police), 192 (ambulance), 193 (fireman). And then stop your whining and gitter done.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2588045]1. To fuck at VM, you need to dress as lightly as possible. The footwear that works best IMHO is the advanced hiking sandal, which one can shower in, and wear while fucking.

[URL]https://www.decathlon.com/collections/mens-sandals/products/mens-nature-hiking-sandals-nh110?[/URL]

2. Bedsheet? Realistically, the micro fiber thin blanket is universally sold in Rio, and is used as a bedsheet in prives.

3. Again, the hotel Canario is 100 meters away, around the block from Mosaico.

4. Motel Malaga is 400 meters away.

5. Get the number, and get her to your hotel..[/QUOTE]

Guys,

What's the best place to get my Canadian dollars exchanged without getting a horrible rate. I heard airports are the worst places since they always charge a hefty fee.

[QUOTE=BoldNineK;2588186]Guys,

What's the best place to get my Canadian dollars exchanged without getting a horrible rate. I heard airports are the worst places since they always charge a hefty fee.[/QUOTE]I pretty much use Best Exchange or Universo Cambio e Turismo (next door to Best Ex.), when in Copa. They take dollars (US or CDN), Euros, Pounds and most major currencies. Even the Philippine Peso/Thai Baht, at one time ago, (although with these currencies it wasn't worth it).

Best Exchange, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 371, Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro (right in the middle of Copa, more or less)

If you establish a rapport, with Bernardo (at Best) or one of the other service people and frequently exchange large amounts, you may even get slightly better rates.

[QUOTE=BoldNineK;2588186]Guys,

What's the best place to get my Canadian dollars exchanged without getting a horrible rate. I heard airports are the worst places since they always charge a hefty fee.[/QUOTE]BTW, when in Centro, I would use the Zenith Exchange and Tourism house a just across the street and few doors down from the Sao Bento Hotel (and Center Hotel) on Rio Branco.

Zenith Exchange and Tourism, Avenida 25 - Av. Rio Branco, 25, Centro, Rio de Janeiro, [URL]https://www.zenithcambio.com.br[/URL].

About 1 or 2 blocks away, Av. Rio Branco intersects with Av. Pres. Vargas and there are several Exchanges on the corner, each giving fair to comparable rates. (Note: Windsor Guanabara Hotel is located at the same intersection for a bearing reference).

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2588164]OK, if you are a senhor athens and you only fuck seka platinum blondes in tier 1 termas who agree to your proctological pictures, it's not for you. If you like 18 year old porn star quality new talent, VM is a good spot. Again, Elisa Sanches is well known among the girls in VM, they pick Elisa Sanches porn on the overnights, and they say, "Elisa sanches comes to VM, she come to Mosaico". Vagabundo has seen her and her peers there, and elisa sanches is not even near the top of the pack in terms of the morena clara new talent who is regularly at VM. The best members of this board who shall go unnamed like VM for that reason.[/QUOTE]If I want to fuck Elisa Sanches in the ass, then I will pay her to come to me in my clean hotel room (I did too) rather than, in the words of JimmyBoy99, go to that "dirty, filthy shithole, filled with mostly fat, ugly women who fuck in tiny rooms whose bed sheets may or may not get changed daily". The members of this board and guys from everywhere who don't want to fuck in squalor avoid Vila Mimosa like the plague in favor of other locales that are both sanitary and populated with a hotter selection of tutes.

Why not just get reais from the ATM?

[QUOTE=BoldNineK;2588186]Guys,

What's the best place to get my Canadian dollars exchanged without getting a horrible rate. I heard airports are the worst places since they always charge a hefty fee.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BoldNineK;2588186]Guys,

What's the best place to get my Canadian dollars exchanged without getting a horrible rate. I heard airports are the worst places since they always charge a hefty fee.[/QUOTE]I always use San Diego Cambio why Tourismo.

San Diego Exchange and Tourism.

+55 21 3442-8116.

[URL]https://goo.gl/maps/5HTvcxQNP2Cnaq8h9[/URL]

They have always given a good rate.

Well, today, Vagabundo fucked a actual Brazilian girl, in centro, at a prive, and it was great. 120 r for an hour, and 40+ minutes of actual fucking. He is a happily nut busted monger.

Vagabundo has in common with certain Senhor Athens mongers that we have both fucked Elisa Sanches. Proof thereof is herewith attached as exhibits A. The. Note, fellow members of the ass book intel community:

The sheets say Motel Malaga.

OK, let's put that on the CBS joke chalkboard for hunting bunda:

Here is hotel Malaga.

[URL]https://www.google.com/travel/hotels/s/jWpCA[/URL]

Here is Mosaico nightclub.

[URL]https://goo.gl/maps/Bqt69TFfYqTAqrsW7[/URL]

You, dear reader, can do the work to determine how far from Motel Malaga Mosaico is. It's less than 400 meters as the crow flies, maybe a little more as you walk. You should walk it during the day if you make Malaga your patrol base. Long time mongers in Rio will recall the legendary escort show and its sister agency, where the girls would walk to Malaga in Zona Norte (just barely), and to Barao do Flamengo in Zona Sul for the other agency. Go back to 2013 and before on this and search for Sperto's posts. Those posts were my guide, and it is why I post now, to pay it forward. I've had Elisa in Malaga, and in zona sul airbnb's and I will tell you a girl fucks better and respects and likes you more if you bang her in a love motel in zona norte. When you are in Copa on Ave Nossa Senhora, take the 457 bus to Norte Shopping and back. It will cost you 8 reais total. Get off at norte shopping, walk around, for example, to Motel Cartago. Get the number of the girl in 4 x4, or Monte Carlo, or Solarium, and if she lives in Zona Norte, tell her you will meet her at Norte Shopping, and suggest you fuck her at Cartago Motel. Elisa Sanches also is a frequent guest at Boate Black and White in Bonsuccesso, which is worth a trip, again, with an experience monger. The 457 bus also goes by VM. That hot as fuck morena clara in Monte Carlo or the other tier 1 termas is from Norte Shopping -- she gets to the tier 1 termas on some days in the 457 bus. Do you love fucking her? Do you love this creature, in some manner, whether eros, phillia, or agape? Then see the world through her eyes, even if for 4 hours out of your day, one day, when you are staying in a hotel on Av Atlantico. Take the 457 bus. Grow some balls, and put on a vasco shirt, and see the world through her eyes.

Here is the guide for motels for Brazil.

[URL]https://www.guiademoteis.com.br/[/URL]

So I made my first trip back to Rio about 2 months ago, but forgot to post anything. This time I am flying solo and have much more free time. I landed yesterday and after flying all night, I slept most of the day away. Woke up and had dinner then hit Solarium. I was there on my last visit 2 months ago but for a Monday, wow the talent was top notch. There was about 30 girls of all shapes and sizes. Lots of quality bunda. More smaller petite girls then 4 X4. I opted for a little spinner that had only been working there for about a week. Could have fooled me. She was a champ in the room. BBBJ, sex with condom then more BBBJ and CIM. I wish I remembered her club name, but I have her Instagram, phone number, and real name. She's off tomorrow so definitely bringing her over to the casa.

Tonight I hit 4 X4 for the first time. I usually don't repeat very often but last trip I met Jessica. She's a stunning blonde with a perfect bunda and great fake tits. My only gripe was last trip when she came back to the house and stayed over I hadn't realized she didn't shave her legs. I know that's normal for Brazil, but still not a fan. I ended up in the Sultans suite with her tonight and happy to say she shaved them. My chemistry with this girl is phenomenal. She had 3 orgasms to my 1 which is pretty standard these days. I'm happy with 1 in 90 minutes. BBBJ, sex no condom, pretty much anything goes. I'm yet to find a girl on the last 2 trips that doesn't give the GFE. I love this place. It's so hard to go home and deal with American girls after being here. They all suck. LOL. Torn between calling it an early night or hitting Solarium again. Also got a referral from my regular driver of a girl that looks like a 12 on a 10 scale. I may need a full day and night just for her if she's anything like the photos. 🤣129315;.

Forgot to post this. The best move in Rio these days is bringing new $100 bills to many of the exchange places and trading then for Reals. With new $100's they will give you 5. 3 reals to the dollar. Yesterday I took out $300 US and only got 1500 reals. That's a 90 real difference or about 6% you're losing. Then tonight I paid by CC at 4 X4 and they only give 5 to 1 plus CC fees so I lost about 9%. That being said, the move is to bring new 100's and not use ATMs or credit cards. Hope this helps.

Thank you guys for giving me a few addresses for the best exchange vendors. Truly much appreciated.

[QUOTE=Lancer520;2588337]... With new $100's they will give you 5. 3 reals to the dollar...That being said, the move is to bring new 100's and not use ATMs or credit cards. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]

The midmarket rate has been below 5.2 for the last week. Generally, I believe the "smart move" is (with your Schwab or other card that refunds foreign transaction fees) to use the ATM but refuse the quoted lower bank rate and accept the midmarket rate.