Havana

High risk ? Everyone knows it is not paying your girlfriend de jour and having her chulo come back and cut you up.

In Cuba, unlike othe SA countries, they're not that stupid. They'll just tell the Interior Ministry some concocted lie and watch you sh*t your pants when they come looking for you....

[QUOTE=Beersterry]High risk ? Everyone knows it is not paying your girlfriend de jour and having her chulo come back and cut you up.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=La Isla]FYI:
Salon Rojo (Capri) = HARD CORE JINITERAS

Cecelia= HARD CORE JINITERAS

Casa de la Musica (Miramar)= HARD CORE JINITERAS

Habana Libre Disco= HARD CORE JINITERAS[/QUOTE]So I have a hard time believing EVERY one of the chicas in these discos is hard core. Must be a few diamonds in the rough.

So for the vets how would you describe a hard core jinitera session in Cuba?

So you get to casa and its: Pay me first, CBJ, quick hop on to you to get you off quick, no DFK. Then out the door.

It seems to me TLN is not common in Cuba? Is that correct?

I am going for first time in June so just trying to get some lay of the land.

Its all proffessional. IMHO.

These girls are very easy to reckognize with thier prostitute style of dress. (stiletto pumps, very tight cloths, glitter belts,, cell phones ect).

The pros will approach you and ask if you want company. The regular Cubanas can not afford a 5.10 cuc entrance fee. Todays club crowd in Havana is now mostly all Cubans with very few foreigners.

[QUOTE=Steve 99]So I have a hard time believing EVERY one of the chicas in these discos is hard core. Must be a few diamonds in the rough.

So for the vets how would you describe a hard core jinitera session in Cuba?

So you get to casa and its: Pay me first, CBJ, quick hop on to you to get you off quick, no DFK. Then out the door.

It seems to me TLN is not common in Cuba? Is that correct?

I am going for first time in June so just trying to get some lay of the land.[/QUOTE]There are some pitfalls in Havana, but don't let the jaded guys scare you away. Havana is FUN. But it's easy to get hosed if your not paying attention.

However, the results of the revolution will be meticulously documented in my reports.

Ahhhh Havana.

This trip was extended courtesy of Taca airlines. But turned out ok.

Many Thanks to my man Blazers for making the trip with me. And our sidekick Charlie who joined the trip at the last minute. Good times.

First Night. Casa Shuffle

Blazers and I met in San Jose the night before the trip to hang and catch up. Blazers pulled, but I called it the night in anticipation of a busy day before the trip. We did most of what we needed to do and headed to the airport to meet up with Charlie.

We arrived and made our way through immigration and customs with the usual "why are you in Cuba" business. I wonder if anyone ever told them "I'm here to spy on your government and undermind the revolution". Otherwise, the line of questioning would seem meaningless to me.

We arrived the Casa Nenita more or less on time to find she was ocupado. She quickly found us other arrangements in the building, so we were able to get the festivities underway. Always an adventure.

First Night. Model Toss, the Sequel

We all headed out to Salon Rojo on this Thursday night. We were all able to find lovely companions for our naughty intentions.

I took a girl who's name escapes me. Back at the casa, she insisted on being paid first. I insisted I would pay her afterward. Back and forth until she said she was leaving. I said ok. Then she continued stating that she needed to be paid first. I said "I thought you were leaving". She got dressed and I walked her to the elevator. She asked me to accompany her downstairs to find a taxi, and I walked back into the apartment. Some of you would say that were rude, but I'm over being polite to this situation.

She was cute though.

Second Day. Little Miss Naughty

After waking up unfulfilled, I had to find us suitable casa arrangements. I was able to find us a nearby apartment in about 30 minutes and we were soon settled into a cozy place nearby with a great view.

I then called over a girl I'd met on my last trip at La Cecelia.

Claudia arrived on time and looked lovely. She had a hard body and a naughty look about her. She came in and showed me the naughty look wasn't just a look.

Claudia set me back 60CUC. She was quite fun and allowed me to get my first leche of the trip.

Third Day. Keeping with Tradition

Some of you may be familiar with my hobby of pulling random girls off the street and fucking them in shitty apartments. A cheap thrill, I know, but I don't know many places where this is possible.

On Day Three, Blazers, Charly, and I went on a walk of Old Havana. About an hour into the walk, I spotted this hot little morena walking along Obispo. I motioned her over into a stairway and began negotiating. We agreed on 35cuc, plus 10cuc for the room.

Iliana delivered and delivered well. She's from Santiago and was worth more than I gave her.

Third Night. Model Toss, Part III

On the Third night, we decided to mix it up and hit Casa de la Musica. The line outside suggested the talent inside would be quite good. It was.

Once we got inside, I interviewed a couple of candidates and landed a pretty girl with a nice body. Once at the house, the "pay me first" monster reared it's ugly head again. After a brief back and forth, she suggested I put the money on the dresser, I told her ok, but understand that until my leche, it's my money, not hers. To which she said no problem. Once I put the money on the dresser and walked over to the bed, she got up, walked over the dresser, and picked up the money. I got up, grabbed her hand, took my money, and told her to get dressed. She started to argue, to which I grabbed her clothes and told her that her clothes would be downstairs in 5 minutes with or without her. She grabbed them and put them on. I walked her downstairs as she lobbied for taxi money to no avail.

Don't remember her name.

Day Four. VIP Lounge

After breakfast on Day 4, we began making logistical arrangements to head to the airport later. I called over Yoli from a few of my previous reports to get me ready for my journey back to Costa Rica.

Yoli came over dressed in a silly outfit which quickly needed to be shed. Yoli's skills are unmatched outside the Cuban Island, save for maybe Rio de Janiero.

I had an amazing session with Yoli, as I was planning to take a shower, she jumped me again and had her way with me. Yoli is among the best I've had, even amongst Cubans.

Fourth Night. Bumped, Delayed, and Bumped again.

As we arrived at the airport, we were informed that we would not be flying back to Costa Rica today, but we would be put up in the Habana Libre and given a voucher for $200 towards a future Taca flight. So it was off to the Habana Libre.

We arrived at the Habana Libre and were less than impressed with the state of this hotel. It resembled a very large rent by the hour place. With a little better view.

We met for dinner and decided to make the most of our evening. We met up at midnight and took a walk down La Rampa. As we reached Sofia's, I spotted this Mulatta with a ridiculous body who I insisted one of us were going to fuck. Blazers pussed out, so I decided I would have to take one for the team and fuck this girl.

We got into a taxi and headed to a casa a ways away. Decent for 15cuc. My agreement with my new friend was 40CUC. It was dark, and I only had my phone to take pictures, but this girls tits were what plastic surgeons are going for, and her performance is what porn directors hope to get.

Leyanet, I hope you can make out even a fraction of how perfect her body was.

If you are asking this question and planning a trip to Cuba, triple your budget. Cuba can be very expensive for tourists.

[QUOTE=Kurvak]How many free drinks does one get in any disco by paying the entrance fee?

Salon Rojo (Capri)

Cecelia

Casa de la Musica (Miramar)

Habana Libre Disco

etc.

Thank you.[/QUOTE]

Run away from the girls who approach you. In Cuba you need to make friends. Not the "hey my friend you want cigar". I mean people like in the family of your casa owner, etc... Then again if it is your first time there, these types of girls can be valuable friends. They know the illegal casas, they understand yumas. Invite these kind of girls for drinks, tour guide, show illegal casa. You need contacts in Cuba


[QUOTE=Adinga]Its all proffessional. IMHO.

These girls are very easy to reckognize with thier prostitute style of dress. (stiletto pumps, very tight cloths, glitter belts,, cell phones ect).

The pros will approach you and ask if you want company. The regular Cubanas can not afford a 5.10 cuc entrance fee. Todays club crowd in Havana is now mostly all Cubans with very few foreigners.[/QUOTE]

You are too funny with your "pay me now" stories Jonsie. Crack me up. I am on your side though. That is a cardinal rule that always goes wrong if you give in. As an aside I was just in Negril and a Jamaican who had Cuban in her (ironic huh) tells me "you make me happy I make you happy" over and over again. I stood my ground for 10 minutes. I was thinking of you. She would not let up. Finally because she had friends in other rooms in my hotel with friends of mine and I just did not feel like calling security, making a scene, etc. I caved. Session sucked – shocker huh.

You might want to tell them in the club you pay after. Maybe I'll do that on my trip in that you run into it so much. Hot chica pics as usual. They're really are hot in Cuba – even if they are hard core.

[QUOTE=Adinga]Todays club crowd in Havana is now mostly all Cubans with very few foreigners.[/QUOTE]Are you saying very few mongers in the discos nowadays?

What about the Italian mongers?

I agree with Misinformation and Jonsie - Cuba Is Fun and its very expensive.
The biggest expense is the rent a car - $120 per day.

Since I'm not rich its all about the money especially with reccession.

Ya, I like those Jonesie stories too.

I try not to rent a car in Havana as you can always find a driver for $30 -$50. You might have to front him for the gas too. You only need a car as you go west. For $120(or less) you can go to the top of turquino and get a nice looking girl.

If you think there are few tourists now, wait until the euro craters killing off tourists from Britain, Italy and Germany.

[QUOTE=Beersterry]Ya, I like those Jonesie stories too.

I try not to rent a car in Havana as you can always find a driver for $30 -$50. You might have to front him for the gas too. You only need a car as you go west. For $120(or less) you can go to the top of turquino and get a nice looking girl.

If you think there are few tourists now, wait until the euro craters killing off tourists from Britain, Italy and Germany.[/QUOTE]I'm hoping the Euro takes a dive. I love the summer scene in Cuba when there are few tourists. I'd like it even more in the fall when there aren't any either. Cuba needs to be checked hard in terms of value vs. price. A lot of things are expensive for no good reason. Maybe if a good percentage of tourists were not there, the non-ass commodities would be cheaper.

That I doubt as the system is ass backwards. People with shit to sell take advantage of their position as everyone has to come to them.

Now that the CA's can visit more frequently, lots of money will flood the island from relatives again.

The only non ass commodities that are cheap are rum, bullshit and street cigars. I would have said rice, but there is a shortage of that now.

The girls start playing money games when your back in the bedroom.

It takes discipline to throw them out especially after avoiding police and dealing with requests from casa owner for girls ID. They know your horny and ready to fuck then they request money upfront, thier cell phone calls starts ringing and personality changes. Many of these girls will also try to fuck you while thier having thier period.

You need to make sure they understand terms of contract BEFORE you bring them back to your room. The terms include

* Price

* Amount of time they will stay

* Cell phone must be turned off

* Payment will be after sex