Non-report on Elle et Lui, Pereybere, and S & S, RoseHill
Dropped into Elle et Lui opposite the Hibiscus hotel in Pereybere. There were two fat Chinese men waiting in the jazzy reception area and a couple of girls fussing around them. Bad timing.
I asked for a massage and was told that they were booked full for three days. The girl who told me this was very la-di-dah about it which was odd because I do look pretty respectable. Still, she was classy made up with a tight little black bod in a tight little black dress and, with that attitude, I wanted to do her right away. I changed tactics and asked her about a couples massage but she repeated that they were full, though in a less snooty tone. " My GF will be very disappointed" I said and left. The friendliest vibe there was from the dog at the door.
In Rose Hill I also found the MP opposite Mauritius Telecom. Down a corridor, turn left and up the stairs. S & S is painted on the wall or else I would not have bothered to go further. A closed steel door painted dull orange and litter and broken furniture on the landing. It was more like an abandoned office than an MP. It was mid-morning but no one answered my knock. As I came away I saw a heavily made up woman in a tight dress go towards the stairs. She gave me a slutty look and asked me what I wanted, but I was leaving anyway and could hardly tell her what I wanted in public, could I?